[TRUMPET PLAYING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND AND LAZLO WAS HIS
NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O, AND LAZLO WAS
HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> [HISSES]
>> [ROARING]
>> LOOK.
AWW, HOW CUTE.
A SNAKE!
LET'S CALL HIM...SNAKEY.
>> HI, SNAKEY.
>> HI, LAZLO!
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
WOW, A SNAKE.
OH, CAN I TOUCH IT, LAZLO?
CAN I, CAN I?
>> OH, NO, PATSY.
GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES,
AND SNAKES ARE AFRAID OF GIRLS.
IT'S NATURE'S CIRCLE OF FEAR.
>> I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT
WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES.
I AM A MONGOOSE.
>> THANKS, PATSY, BUT WE'VE GOT
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
DON'T WE, SNAKEY?
>> [HISSES, CHOMPS]
>> HEH HEH.
QUITE A SET OF CHOMPERS
YOU GOT THERE.
HEH.
>> WELL, IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,
LET ME KNOW, CAUSE
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO YOU, LAZLO.
SEE YA!
>> SHE'S QUITE A CHARMER.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> SECRET AGENT SNAKEY,
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU
CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO
INFILTRATE ENEMY LINES THROUGH
THE NETWORK OF ABANDONED
TUNNELS.
GOOD LUCK.
>> SERGEANT PEANUT IS RETIRING
TOMORROW AFTER 30 YEARS OF
DISTINGUISHED SERVICE.
IT IS HIS FINAL NIGHT
OF GUARD DUTY, AND HIS MIND IS
NOT ON HIS WORK, FOR HE WOULD
HEAR THE HORRIBLE SLITHERING
NOISE DRAWING EVER CLOSER.
RUN, SERGEANT PEANUT!
RUN! NOOO!
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH A
HORRIBLE TRAGEDY?
CLAM, TAKE HIS WIDOW TO THE SAFE
HOUSE NEAR THE OTHER ABANDONED
TUNNELS.
AAH!
THE CHIEF WILL HAVE OUR BADGES
FOR SURE THIS TIME!
>> THAT'S IT, SNAKEY.
YOUR UNDERCOVER DAYS ARE OVER!
SNAKEY?
>> SNAKEY?
>> WHERE DID HE GO?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
>> IF HE IS ANYWHERE,
THEN I AM HERE.
>> WELL, HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE
FAR, RIGHT?
[CLANK]
>> EEK! WHAT WAS THAT?
>> SNAKEY?
SNAKEY?
>> [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
>> SNAKEY?
>> MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD
IDEA TO BRING SNAKEY HOME.
HE SEEMED TO HAVE QUITE A
FEROCIOUS APPETITE.
>> AND TEMPER.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
HE'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE
SNAKEY.
ISN'T HE?
>> [BURP]
>> AAH!
>> LAZLO, I-I THINK YOUR
HARMLESS SNAKE FRIEND IS GOING
TO HAVE US FOR A SHISH KEBAB.
>> OK.
LET'S TRY NOT TO PANIC.
[CRASH]
>> AAH!
>> [SHRIEKING]
HOO-HOO!
HI, GUYS.
>> HI, PATSY.
>> SNAKE TROUBLE?
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>> I CAN SMELL DANGER.
>> SHE HAS FEROCIOUS NOSTRILS.
>> SO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU BOYS?
>> PATSY, DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU
KNEW A FEW THINGS ABOUT SNAKES?
CAUSE SNAKEY'S LOOSE, AND--
>> LAZLO, PLEASE.
I AM ONLY THE BEST SNAKE HUNTER
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
I ONCE TRACKED A FEATHER BOA
CONSTRICTOR FOR 16 WEEKS
THROUGH DEEPEST, DARKEST
ANTARCTICA, WHEN SUDDENLY THE
SNAKE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND,
PUT ME IN A STRANGLEHOLD, AND HE
THREATENED ME WITH BRASS
KNUCKLES.
BUT I KNEW KUNG FU.
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
AND JIUJITSU!
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
AND BOK CHOY.
>> OOH! BOK CHOY!
>> ANYWAY, I'M SURE WE CAN WRAP
UP THIS CASE IN NO TIME AND I
CAN GET BACK TO SHARPENING MY
BOOMERANGS.
>> SO YOU CAN CATCH SNAKEY?
>> YOU HAVE MY WORD.
JUST FOR THE RECORD, YOU BOYS
ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE ME,
CAUSE IT TAKES A VERY OBSERVANT
EYE TO DO THIS.
ARE YOU COMING, RAJ?
>> I-I'LL JUST KEEP MY OBSERVANT
EYE IN HERE, THANK YOU.
>> OK.
SUIT YOURSELF.
THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME.
[CREAK]
[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> SHH.
IT COULD BE UNDER HERE.
>> DO YOU SEE THE SNAKE?
>> NO.
>> DO YOU SEE HIM YET?
>> NO, RAJ.
>> HOW ABOUT NOW?
DO YOU SEE HIM NOW?
>> LOOK, UNTIL I FIND THE
SNAKE'S TRACKS, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
FOR ALL I KNOW, HE COULD
STILL BE IN THE CABIN.
>> [CHICKEN CLUCKS]
>> I HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN YOU.
>> ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
AND IF MY LITTLE COMPASS IS...
>> AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE
LICORICE ROPES.
>> SOUNDS VERY LOGICAL.
>> IF YOU TWO ARE FINISHED
YAPPING, I'D LIKE TO HAVE MY
SANDWICH NOW.
>> SURE THING.
EDWARD ORDERED THE SALAMI
SANDWICH.
HOLD THE MAYO.
DAVE ORDERED THE HAM AND
PEA SOUP.
HOLD THE HAM AND PEAS.
AND I ORDERED THE SNAKE.
I ORDERED THE SNAKE?
>> THE SNAKE!
AAH!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT REMINDED
ME OF A MOVIE ABOUT A MELON THAT
ATE FARMERS.
>> SO, IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE
CORRECT...
>> OH, GOODY!
SO I'M IT!
>> YES.
CAN YOU REMEMBER HOW TO COUNT TO
10 THIS TIME?
>> YES!
>> THEN HE TRIPPED THIS WAY.
>> HI, GUYS.
>> HEY, LAZLO.
WANT TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK
WITH US?
>> NO, THANKS.
WE'RE ON A HUNT.
>> OOH, A HUNT.
OK, YOU GUYS BETTER HIDE.
I'M COUNTING.
1, 3, 11.
>> IT WENT THIS WAY, AND--
>> HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
IT'S A PICNIC.
>> LOOKS LIKE BEAN SCOUT BUTTS
WERE HERE.
>> OOH.
STILL WARM.
IT'S AS IF THE PICNICKERS
SUDDENLY VANISHED.
>> OR WERE EATEN!
>> HEY, ARE WE LOOKING FOR
PICNIC ANTS OR SNAKES?
>> SNAKES, SIR.
UH, MA'AM.
[WHISTLING]
>> SOMETHING FISHY IS
GOING ON HERE.
>> OR SNAKEY.
>> PSST. CHIP.
>> ♪ I'M NOT HERE!
I'M HIDING! ♪
>> YOU HAVE THE FEELING YOU'RE
BEING WATCHED?
>> YOU'RE WATCHING ME, AND YOU
SHOULDN'T, CAUSE I'M HIDING.
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> WHAT?
>> THAT--THAT--THAT HISSING.
>> ARE YOU DEFLATING?
>> OH, NO.
SOUNDS LIKE A--A--A SNAKE!
>> AAH!
>> ISN'T IT ROMANTIC IN HERE,
LAZLO?
>> UH, I THOUGHT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR
SNAKEY.
>> UH, OH, YEAH.
WE ARE.
>> BUT HOW CAN WE SEE SNAKEY
IN THE DARK?
>> OH. [GIGGLES]
I GUESS WE SHOULD
TURN ON MY SNAKE HUNTER LIGHT.
>> ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO
HUNT FOR SNAKES?
>> TRY THIS MOCHA ALMOND FUDGE.
IT'S SIMPLY FABULOUS!
>> OOH, IT'S COMING...
>> I DON'T THINK HE CAN
COUNT TO 10.
>> UH, GUYS, I THINK I HAVE TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> WAIT.
YOU CAN'T GO NOW.
>> WHY NOT?
>> CAUSE THERE'S A SNAKE!
>> AAH!
OH!
SNAKE! SNAKE!
>> THEY HAVE BEEN IN THERE A
LONG TIME!
>> AAH!
>> THANK GOODNESS YOU HAVE
REEMERGED!
THERE HAS BEEN STRANGE SCREAMING
ALL OVER CAMP!
>> IN THE WORLD OF A SNAKE
HUNTER, NOTHING SEEMS
TOO STRANGE.
I'LL KNOW STRANGE WHEN I SEE IT.
>> OHHHAAH!
>> THAT WAS STRANGE.
>> OOH!
>> AAH!
>> OH, THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU.
THE WHOLE CAMP IS MISSING.
ALL I'M FINDING IS SNAKE SPIT.
>> SNAKE SPIT?
>> LET'S SEE.
MISSING CAMPERS, SNAKE SPIT.
SKIP, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME--
SKIP?
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.
WHERE DID HE GO?
>> GREAT HOLI, THEY ARE DROPPING
LIKE FLIES!
>> AHA!
MYSTERY SOLVED.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
>> SNAKEY?
YOU FOUND SNAKEY?
>> NO. BETTER.
SNAKEY'S GLASSES!
>> NO, THOSE ARE SAMSON'S
GLASSES.
>> SAMSON.
>> NOW THAT SNAKEY'S
MISSING HIS GLASSES, HE'LL BE A
CINCH TO CATCH.
>> GLASSES?
PATSY, SNAKES DON'T WEAR
GLASSES.
COME ON.
SNAP OUT OF IT.
YOU DON'T SEE THE REAL PICTURE,
DO YOU?
SNAKEY LEFT OUR CABIN IN SEARCH
OF FOOD, BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY.
SO WHAT DID HE DO?
HE DECIDED TO EAT ALL THE
CAMPERS!
PING-PONG, DAVE, EDWARD, CHIP,
SKIP, SAMSON.
WHO'S NEXT?
CLAM?
THEN WHO?
RAJ?
>> ME?
I GET EATEN BY THE SNAKE?
[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER AND
SOLVE THIS.
RIGHT, RAJ?
RIGHT, CLAM?
RAJ?
CLAM?
UH-OH.
THEY'RE GONE.
NOW THERE'S NO ONE LEFT FOR
SNAKEY TO EAT EXCEPT ME AND YOU.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO, PATSY?
>> RUN!
>> RUN?
>> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
HE'S GAINING ON YOU!
>> WHO?
THE SNAKE!
PATSY, WAIT!
YOU SAID YOU'RE THE GREATEST
SNAKE HUNTER IN THE WHOLE
UNIVERSE!
>> I LIED!
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT JIUJITSU?
KUNG FU?
BOK CHOY?
>> LIES, LIES, LIES!
>> WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU BEAT
A SNAKE WITH HIS OWN
BRASS KNUCKLES?
>> WHAT PART OF "I LIED" DO YOU
NOT UNDERSTAND?
>> BUT WHY DID YOU LIE?
>> LOVE MAKES US DO CRAZY
THINGS.
>> WHAT?
PATSY!
>> SORRY, KID.
I ALWAYS LIKED YA.
>> YOU PROMISED TO GET
THE SNAKE!
WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT!
PATSY!
[CRASH]
YOU CAME BACK!
>> PATSY SMILES NEVER GOES BACK
ON A HANDSHAKE.
[GRUNTING]
>> PATSY, BE CAREFUL!
PATSY!
NOOO!
PATSY, ARE YOU OK?
>> OH...I THINK SO.
>> BUT, PATSY, YOU'RE HOLDING A
DANGEROUS SNAKE!
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK HE'S
DANGEROUS AT ALL.
I THINK HE'S SCARED TO DEATH.
>> AWW, POOR GUY.
MAYBE HE WAS JUST PLAYING
HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK WITH US.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHAT DID
YOU DO WITH ALL MY FRIENDS?
>> LAZLO!
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>> RAJ?
IS THAT YOU?
>> LAZLO, GET AWAY FROM
THE SNAKE.
IT WILL EAT YOU!
>> EAT YOU!
>> CLAM?
YOU'RE IN THERE, TOO?
>> I'M IN HERE, TOO.
>> AAH!
OH, NO!
THEY'RE IN THERE, PATSY!
[SOBBING]
>> WE ARE IN WHERE?
>> INSIDE THE SNAKE!
THE SNAKE, RAJ!
HE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WHERE HE IS!
>> YOU SILLY MONKEY.
WE ARE UP HERE!
>> WHERE UP HERE?
IN THE GREAT CAVERNOUS SKY?
[SOBBING]
>> UP IN THE SKY?
NO, NO.
WE ARE ON A TREE IN THE SKY, AND
THE PINE NEEDLES ARE STICKING IN
MY RUMPUS.
THEY ARE QUITE PAINFUL.
PERHAPS YOU AND PATSY COULD GET
RID OF SNAKEY SO WE COULD ALL
GET DOWN FROM THIS TREE?
>> YEAH.
I GOT TO GO TO THE LITTLE
CAMPERS' ROOM.
>> WELL, PATSY, WE LEARNED
SOMETHING TODAY.
>> THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TRUST
A MONGOOSE?
>> NO.
THAT IT'S BEST TO LEAVE
CREATURES IN THEIR NATURAL
HABITATS.
BYE, SNAKEY.
WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU.
>> [GROWLING]
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> OH, HELLO, LITTLE GUY.
WANT TO GO BACK TO OUR CAMP
WITH US?
>> UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY PORRIDGE?
>> WE HAVE BEANS.
ARE YOU ANY GOOD AT
HIDE AND SEEK?
>> NO.
>> [GROWLING]
>> UH, SLINKMAN?
WE'RE GOING NOWHERE FAST.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANY
WILDLIFE.
>> HEY, HEY--OH, OH, OH!
STAY OUTTA THE FAST LANE!
CURSE YOU SLUG DRIVERS!
>> THAT IS ONE ANGRY CARIBOU.
[BLOWS TRUMPET]
[MUFFLED SOUND]
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