[TRUMPET PLAYING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND AND LAZLO WAS HIS
NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O, AND LAZLO WAS
HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
>> ♪ GO-CART RACERS SING THIS
SONG, DO-DAH, DO-DAH,
THE GO-CART RACERS SING
THIS SONG, ALL THE DO-DAH DAY ♪
>> ♪ ALL THE DO-DAH DAY
>> ♪ GO-CART RACERS SING THIS
SONG, ALL THE DO-DAH-- ♪
>> WILL YOU CAN IT WITH THE
SINGING!
>> [GULPING]
>> SIR, THEY'RE JUST EXCITED
ABOUT BUILDING THEIR OWN
GO-CARTS FOR THE BIG
ANNUAL RACE.
>> [STAMMERING] GO-CART?
>> RACERS?
>> SING THIS SONG.
>> ♪ DO-DAH, DO-DAH, GO-CART
RACERS SING THIS SONG,
ALL THE-- ♪
>> THAT DOES IT.
SINCE THE TABERKNUCKLEHEAD CHOIR
ARE HAVING TROUBLE SHUTTING
THEIR TRAPS, THE BUDGET FOR
GO-CART PART SHOPPING IS
SUDDENLY SHRUNK.
THIS YEAR, INSTEAD OF $50 FOR
SUPPLIES, EACH CABIN WILL
RECEIVE $5.00.
>> AW, MAN.
$5.00?
>> SIR, THAT DOESN'T SEEM ENOUGH
TO BUY PARTS TO BUILD A GO-CART.
>> YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT CAN
BE DONE WHEN YOU PUT A LITTLE
THOUGHT INTO IT, SLINKMAN.
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
$5.00!
>> HOLD DOWN THE FORT, SLINKMAN.
I'M OFF TO THE SALON TO GET MY
ANTLERS WAXED.
>> SIR, ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T
RECONSIDER LETTING THEM SPEND
MORE MONEY?
>> SLINKMAN, GET YOURSELF
A HOBBY.
>> I DO HAVE A HOBBY.
>> AAH!
>> VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ONLY GET
$5.00.
>> YEAH, WHAT A RIP-OFF.
>> NOW, WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND
GO-CART PARTS IN THIS TOWN?
HMM.
>> WHAT ABOUT THERE?
UH...
[READING] CHEAP-O GO-CART
PARTS.
WHEN THE CAMP PAYING FOR IT
IS A TIGHT WAD.
>> HEY, HOW ABOUT THERE?
[READING] DE LUXE GO-CART
PARTS.
WHEN MOM AND DAD ARE UNKNOWINGLY
PAYING FOR IT.
THAT'S FOR ME.
I'VE GOT A CHARGE CARD.
>> I WONDER IF LAZLO FOUND A
GOOD PLACE TO BUY PARTS.
>> [IMITATING ENGINE]
>> OK, LAZLO!
MY TURN!
>> MY TURN, MY TURN, MY TURN!
>> [SNORING]
>> [GIGGLING]
>> THANK YOU, SLINK-MOBILE.
[KISS]
>> MR. SLINKMAN?
>> HUH? WHA?
OH, IT'S JUST YOU.
WHERE'S YOUR GO-CART SUPPLIES?
>> UM, WELL, WE WERE RIDING IN
THIS REALLY FUN RACE CAR.
>> RACE CAR, RACE CAR, RACE CAR!
>> YOU MEAN THAT YOU ACTUALLY
GOT TO DRIVE A RACE CAR?
>> WELL, SORT OF, BUT YOU SEE--
>> IT WAS VERY EXPENSIVE.
>> DOES IT HAVE A FUEL INJECTOR?
>> YES, I THINK IT HAD
ONE OF THOSE.
>> AND COMPETION RACING TIRES?
>> YEAH, IT DID HAVE
ONE OF THOSE.
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?
>> UH, FIVE-TY DOLLARS?
>> OH, OK.
I GUESS FIVE-TY DOLLARS IS
PRETTY CHEAP FOR A
HIGH-PERFORMANCE GO-CART.
>> THANK YOU, MR. SLINKMAN.
>> YEE-HAH!
>> OH, YAH!
OH, YAH!
>> AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN!
>> WE CAN'T!
WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY!
>> WE SPENT ALL $50?
>> YEP!
>> OH, MOTHER OF CHUTNEY,
THIS IS VERY BAD.
>> WHY?
WE'LL JUST ASK SLINKMAN
FOR MORE MONEY!
>> LAZLO, I DO NOT THINK
MR. SLINKMAN GAVE US THAT MONEY
TO RIDE IN A RACE CAR.
HE GAVE US THAT MONEY TO
PURCHASE A RACE CAR.
>> UH-OH.
>> HOW DID YOU GUYS DO?
>> I GOT A STEERING WHEEL.
>> WE GOT A COUPLE OF FLAT
TIRES.
>> I GOT THIS, UH, GREASY THING.
>> WELL, MAYBE WE CAN REUSE SOME
PARTS FROM LAST YEAR'S GO-CARTS.
>> STEP ASIDE, RACING FANS.
THE TROPHY WINNER
IS COMING THROUGH.
>> YOU NEED 50 MORE DOLLARS?
OH.
BUT IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT WHEN I
SEE MY LOYAL BEAN SCOUTS
SPEEDING DOWN THE TRACK IN THEIR
HIGH-PERFORMANCE GO-CART.
RIGHT?
>> OK, GUYS.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> VERY SERIOUS.
>> WE'VE GOT TO BUCKLE DOWN AND
SHOW SOME DISCIPLINE.
>> YES, SIR!
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> YOU ARE IN SERIOUS BIGNESS
TROUBLE NOW.
>> WE ARE VERY SORRY.
WE FEEL SO ASHAMED.
>> SORRY.
> [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT.
GET ON THE BUS.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK WE COULD
STILL MAKE A CAR IF WE JUST HAD
A LITTLE MORE--
>> WELL, SLINKMAN, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
>> SLICK, SIR.
>> WHY SO LOW IN THE LAWN PILE,
SLINKMAN?
YOUR SCOUTS ARE ALL HAPPILY AND
JOYFULLY BUILDING THEIR DO-DAH
DING-A-LING GO-CART THINGS.
THEY LOOK LIKE SANTA'S ELVES.
>> ONE MORE PIECE AND SHE'S
READY.
>> LOOK AT EVERYONE WORKING.
I WISH WE HAD A CAR TO WORK ON.
YOU KNOW, THE WORST PART IS,
WE LET SLINKMAN DOWN.
>> I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
HIM LOOK SO LOW.
>> SO LONG, SLINKO.
>> I'M TOO DOWN TO BE UPRIGHT.
>> GEE, FELLAS.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE DOWN.
I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO CHEER YOU UP.
YOU CAN PUT IT WITH ALL THE
OTHER LOSER TROPHIES.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> LOOK AT THOSE TRIBUTES TO
LOSERDOM.
BUT WE'RE NOT LOSERS.
>> WE'RE NOT?
>> NOT LOSERS.
>> NO!
IN FACT, WE OWE IT TO SLINKMAN
TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH WE DARE TO
BE GREAT.
>> DARE TO BE GREAT,
DARE TO BE GREAT, HEY...
>> CLAM, YOUR BED IS TOO CLOSE
TO MINE AGAIN.
>> DARE TO BE GREAT,
DARE TO BE GREAT...
>> CLAM!
BACK OFF!
I AM WARNING YOU!
I SAID BACK OFF!
>> WHOOO!
>> WOW, THOSE KICKBOXING LESSONS
REALLY PAID OFF.
>> RAJ, DO YOU STILL HAVE THE
KEYS TO THE MESS HALL KITCHEN?
>> WHY?
ARE WE GONNA EAT?
>> WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO WIN
SLINKMAN A TROPHY.
WE'RE GOING TO WIN HIM A TROPHY.
>> ALL RIGHT, SCOUTS.
WELCOME TO THE WHATEVER ANNUAL
GO-CART RACE.
>> SAMSON, CHECK.
EDWARD, CHECK.
JELLY CABIN?
YOU HAVE A GO-CART ENTRY?
>> NOT JUST A GO-CART,
A MAGICAL MACHINE.
>> MAGICAL.
>> CARE FOR A PEEK?
TA-DA!
>> A BED WITH A STEERING WHEEL?
>> OH, IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT,
IF IT HAD THE RIGHT DRIVER.
>> WELL, GOOD LUCK.
WHO'S GONNA BE THE POOR SUCKER
TO DRIVE THAT HEAP OF GARBAGE?
>> WELL, WE WERE THINKING
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE.
>> FOR ME?
I'VE NEVER BEEN A RACE CAR
DRIVER BEFORE.
I'D BE HONORED.
>> OK, SCOUTS.
EVERYONE AT THE STARTING LINE
AND WAIT FOR MY OFFICIAL
SCOUTMASTER SIGNAL.
[ENGINE REVVING]
SET, GO.
>> [COUGHING]
>> MR. SLINKMAN, YOU CAN DRIVE
THE CAR NOW.
>> OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
>> GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO!
>> SLINKMAN?
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE TRY CATCHING UP
WITH THE OTHER CARS?
>> I DO NOT THINK WE ARE
CATCHING UP.
>> WHOOOAAA!
>> SLINKMAN, DO YOU WANNA WIN A
TROPHY?
>> I DO WANT TO WIN A TROPHY.
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE A RACE CAR
DRIVER?
>> I DO SO WANT TO BE A
RACE CAR DRIVER.
>> WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT
GOING 5 MILES AN HOUR.
RAJ, PULL OUT THE SECRET WEAPON.
>> ONE SECRET WEAPON, COMING UP!
>> WHAT SECRET WEAPON?
>> SODA. VERY FAST.
>> SODA?
>> POP THE TOP, SLINKMAN.
LET'S WIN OURSELVES A TROPHY.
>> BUCKLE UP, BOYS.
SLINKMAN IS AT THE WHEEL.
>> AAH!
>> HA HA HA HA!
HA-HA-HA-HA!
I AM A RACE CAR DRIVER.
WHOO!
>> [INDISTINCT]
>> WHOOOAAA!
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> HELLO. GOOD TO SEE YA.
JUST WINNING A RACE HERE.
IT'S EDWARD!
>> WE'RE GAINING ON HIM!
>> HI, EDWARD!
NICE DAY FOR WINNING TROPHIES!
>> [GROWLING]
>> HEY, YOU GUYS.
LOOK!
>> THE FINISH LINE!
>> WE'RE WINNING.
WE'RE WINNING, WE'RE WINNING,
[LAUGHS] WE'RE WINNING,
WE'RE WINNING,
WE'RE, UH, WINNING.
>> UH-OH.
BAD NEWS.
WE ARE ALL OUT OF DIET PETROL.
>> SEE YOU AROUND, LOSERS.
LOOK WHO'S WINNING THE TROPHY
NOW!
[LAUGHS]
>> PUSH.
>> YAAAY!
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> AND THE WINNER IS EDWARD.
HERE YOU GO.
>> THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH,
YOUR MAJESTY.
>> WHATEVER.
>> I LOVE MYSELF.
>> SLINKMAN, YOU WERE AN AWESOME
RACE CAR DRIVER.
>> YEAH, BUT WE DIDN'T WIN.
>> [CLEARS THROAT] FOR VALOR,
COURAGE, AND, UH, CARBONATION,
I PRESENT TO JELLY
CABIN, UH, MIDDLE PLACE.
>> WOW. A TROPHY.
YOU GUYS SURE ARE LUCKY.
>> IT'S YOURS, SLINKMAN.
YOU DROVE.
>> FAST DRIVER.
>> HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
YOUR TROPHY CAN'T BE BIGGER
THAN MINE!
IT'S JUST A LAME MIDDLE-PLACE
TROPHY.
I GOT FIRST PLACE!
>> WELL, GEE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO WITH IT?
>> MAYBE WE CAN BATHE IN IT.
>> BUT WE DON'T BATHE.
>> AHH, YAH!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
AAH! AAH!
>> UH, SLINKMAN?
WE'RE GOING NOWHERE FAST.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANY
WILDLIFE.
>> HEY, HEY--OH, OH, OH!
STAY OUTTA THE FAST LANE!
CURSE YOU SLUG DRIVERS!
>> THAT IS ONE ANGRY CARIBOU.
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