>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE ♪
>> SLINKMAN!
WHERE'S MY--
>> PACKAGE, SIR.
>> MY LOOKEY LOO 6000 IS HERE,
THE MOST ADVANCED TELESCOPE
KNOWN TO MAN.
>> AH, YEAH.
WHAT'S IT FOR?
>> DON'T YOU READ THE PAPER?
IT ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE EVERY
50,000 YEARS.
>> YOU'VE GOT A COMET NAMED
AFTER YOU?
>> HUH!
YES!
MY MOMMY NAMED A COMET AFTER ME
FOR MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
I EVEN GOT A CERTIFICATE.
>> OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.
I NAMED A COMET AFTER YOU.
>> I WANTED A BICYCLE.
>> YOU ARE GETTING A COMET, AND
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!
>> SO, YOU SEE, SLINKMAN,
THAT COMET MEANS A LOT TO ME.
>> SHALL INVITE THE BEAN
SCOUTS TO WATCH, TOO?
>> SURE.
WHAT? NO!
IT'S MY COMET.
I GOT IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
SO I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO
SEE IT.
>> YEAH.
>> AND PUT TOGETHER MY
TELESCOPE!
SLINKMAN!
AREN'T YOU DONE WITH THAT?
>> ALL DONE, SIR.
>> NOW, I CAN'T HAVE ANY LIGHT
OBSCURING MY COMET.
I WANT YOU TO ANNOUNCE LIGHTS
OUT FOR THE WHOLE CAMP.
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
LIGHTS OUT FOR EVERYBODY.
>> ALL RIGHT, JELLY BEANS.
HOT LAVA HAS SPILLED INTO OUR
CABIN, AND IF YOU TOUCH THE
FLOOR, YOU'RE CRISPY BACON!
>> EEK!
I AM ALLERGIC TO BACON.
IF I WAS TO TURN TO BACON, I'D
BE ALLERGIC TO MYSELF.
>> YOU'D BE NOT ALIVE.
>> NOT JUST NOT ALIVE...
YOU'D BE A LEGEND!
>> LEGEND?
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>> OH, NO, CLAM!
SLIPPING.
>> LAZLO, MY FRIEND, HOLD ON!
>> TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER.
HOT LAVA!
NO!
>> AAH!
THE HORROR!
I CANNOT LOOK.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ISN'T HOT.
>> AH!
OH, WHAT A RELIEF.
NOW WE CAN GET DOWN, RIGHT?
>> COLD LAVA.
>> OHH, CLAM, YOU'RE RIGHT!
AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> WHAT?
>> I GOT TO TURN ON ALL THE
LIGHTS IN THE CABIN!
CLAM'S FLASHLIGHT,
MY LAMP, AND...
RAJ'S ULTRAVIOLET NIGHTLIGHT.
>> OH, GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY.
I WILL UP ALL NIGHT CATALOGUING
ALL MY NEW BUG BITES.
>> PRETTY.
>> ♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE...
COMET
HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE...
IT ♪
LET'S SEE.
RIGHT QUADRANT LEFT.
NORTH OF THE QUASAR SECTOR.
LITTLE MORE.
HAIR MORE.
THERE.
PERFECTLY ALIGNED.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SKY?
EVERYTHING IS GONE!
YOU PIECE OF JUNK!
OW!
WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S NOT THE TELESCOPE.
IT'S THAT LIGHT OVER THERE.
SLINKMAN!
>> RIGHT HERE, SIR.
>> DO YOU SEE THAT LIGHT ON IN
THE CAMP, SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR.
>> I WANT IT DARK OVER THERE!
>> YES, SIR.
>> NOW, SLINKMAN!
GOOD.
NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR AGAIN.
AAH!
>> GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE.
I AM VERY ANNOYED.
SLINKMAN.
SLINKMAN!
>> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
I LOVE THIS PART.
>> REP-REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ORDER
THE JELLY BEANS' LIGHTS OUT.
I DID, SIR, BUT THEY WERE
SCHEDULED FOR A SHADOW PUPPET
SHOW TONIGHT.
HA HA HA.
>> SLINKMAN!
SLINKMAN!
>> REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
>> I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ORDER
THE JELLY BEANS' LIGHTS OUT!
>> I DID, SIR, BUT THEY WERE
SCHEDULED FOR A SHADOW PUPPET
SHOW TONIGHT.
>> [SPUTTERS]
>> YAY!
[ALL CHEERING]
>> EASY, LUMPUS.
THEY'RE JUST BEAN SCOUTS,
NO SMARTER THAN PLANTS.
LISTEN, CAMPERS, YOUNG CADETS,
LITTLE, UH, TENDERFEET.
LOYAL BEAN SCOUTS JUST HAVE TO
TURN LIGHTS OUT WHEN ORDERED.
THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE MONKEY
AND A GOOD LITTLE...
ELEPHANT BOY.
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> AND A GOOD LITTLE...
WHATEVER YOU ARE.
UGH!
DISMISSED.
TWO CLICKS RIGHT.
A FURLONG TO THE NORTH.
PERFECT.
WAAH!
I TOLD THOSE BEAN SCOUTS,
LIGHTS--AAH!
WHAT IS IT NOW?
>> I WANTED YOUR PERMISSION TO
GET A GLASS OF WATER,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE RIGHT
THERE?
>> OH. YES.
THERE YOU GO.
HEH HEH!
SWEET DREAMS.
[SNORING]
>> LIGHTS OUT.
>> ALMOST TIME FOR THE COMET,
SIR.
>> AARGH!
WHAT ARE YOU LITTLE TERRORS UP
TO NOW?
>> IT'S MY BLANKET, SIR.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE
BLANKET?
>> IT'S THE WRONG ONE, SIR.
THIS IS MY MONDAY BLANKET.
BUT WHAT I NEED TONIGHT IS MY
FRIDAY BLANKET.
>> THEN WHY DON'T YOU EXCHANGE
THE BLANKET AND GO TO SLEEP?
>> RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
[WATCH TICKING]
>> LIGHTS OUT!
IT SHOULD BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT.
YES, YES!
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE!
[GRUNTS]
WHAT CAN IT POSSIBLY BE THIS
TIME?
>> IT'S CLAM, SIR.
HE CAN'T FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT A
STORY.
>> STORY.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!
[GRUNTING]
"THEY LOOKED FOR THE MONSTER."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
"THEY FIND IT."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
"THEY CATCH IT."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THE END!
LIGHTS OUT!
[DOOR SLAMS]
>> ANOTHER STORY.
SEQUEL.
>> ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
I GIVE UP.
I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
TONIGHT I NEED YOU TO TURN ALL
THE LIGHTS OFF.
>> WHY TONIGHT, SIR?
>> BECAUSE TONIGHT IS A VERY
SPECIAL NIGHT.
THAT IS, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
WHEN...I NEED SLEEP,
AND IF THERE'S EVEN A TINY BIT
OF LIGHT, WELL, I JUST CAN'T
SLEEP.
AND THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD FOR
ANYONE, WOULD IT,
YOU LITTLE SQUIRTS?
THEN LIGHTS OUT!
[MUTTERING]
AARGH!
WHAT IS GOING ON NOW?
THIS STUPID THING IS STUCK,
AND I CAN'T SEE A THING!
[STRIKES MATCH]
OH, I SEE.
IT'S A RUSTED SCRUNCHMUTZIT.
>> LAZLO! COME QUICK.
THERE IS A LIGHT OUTSIDE.
>> WOW!
>> WHAT COULD IT BE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S SO
BRIGHT.
IT'S GONNA KEEP SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
>> WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
>> FOREST FIRE.
>> FOREST FIRE!
AAH!
>> HE'S RIGHT.
I CAN SEE THE HUGE FLAMES FROM
HERE!
>> THERE.
NOW, THAT OUGHT TO--
WHAT THE--
[GURGLING]
>> FIRE'S OUT, SIR.
CAN WE GET OUR FORESTRY BADGE
NOW?
>> [SPUTTERING GIBBERISH]
>> HEY, LAZLO?
>> YEAH, RAJ?
>> DID YOU SEE THAT BIG METAL
THING THAT LUMPUS HAD OUT THERE
IN THE FIELD?
>> I SURE DID, RAJ.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS?
>> HMM.
LET ME THINK.
OH, YEAH!
HE'S GOT A CANNON.
>> OH, A CANNON!
WHAT'S IT POINTING AT?
>> UH...
>> MOON. MOON.
THE MOON.
>> WHY WOULD HE POINT A CANNON
AT THE MOON?
>> LUMPUS WANTS TO BLOW UP
THE MOON!
>> BLOW UP THE MOON.
>> WHAT?
>> THE LIGHT FROM THE MOON--
IT'S TOO BRIGHT FOR LIGHTS OUT!
>> HE CANNOT DO THAT.
WE LOVE THE MOON.
CLAM, WE HAVE TO SAVE THE MOON!
>> SAVE THE MOON!
>> YES, THAT'S IT.
PERFECT.
IT'S ALMOST TIME.
ANY MINUTE NOW, I WILL SEE MY
PRECIOUS COMET.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, PLEASE
DON'T SHOOT THE MOON.
>> WHAT?
>> SAVE THE MOON!
SAVE THE MOON!
DON'T TAKE OUR LIGHT!
DON'T SHOOT THE MOON!
WE'RE LOONEY FOR THE LUNA!
DON'T SHOOT FOR THE MOON!
WE'RE LOONEY FOR THE LUNA!
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE BEAN
SCOUTS?
[GROAN]
OK.
LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH--
NOT THE TRUTH FROM BEFORE, BUT
THE NEW TRUTH.
THERE IS A COMET THAT MY MOMMY
NAMED AFTER ME--THE LUMPUS
COMET, YOU SEE?
ONLY PASSES THIS EARTH ONLY ONCE
EVERY 50,000 YEARS.
>> OOH!
>> AND WHAT I WANT TO DO IS
WATCH IT ALONE IN THE DARK WITH
MY NEW TELESCOPE.
>> AHH!
>> THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO
ME.
AS I SAID, I HAVE BEEN WAITING A
VERY LONG TIME FOR THIS AMAZING
EVENT, AN EVENT, I REMIND YOU,
THAT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY--
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU KIDS?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
HEY, WHY ARE YOU WAVING?
I DIDN'T DISMISS YOU!
>> [CHEERING]
>> DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE
LUMPUS' COMET OPENED UP AND
TURNED INTO A GIANT EYEBALL?
>> THAT WAS SPIRITUAL!
>> 50,000 YEARS!
>> ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
>> OUCH.
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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
[GROANING]
[YELLING]
[TOOT]
[BLATT]