- ATTENTION, CAMPERS! ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
- ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
- ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
- AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
- ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
- ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
- [YODELING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
- [HUMMING]
GOOD MORNING!
[WHISTLES]
- WHAT THE--
- HEY, GUYS!
- AAH!
- MORNING, RAJ, CLAM.
HAPPY PECULIAR GREETING DAY.
- HAPPY WHAT?
- PECULIAR GREETING DAY.
SAMSON WAS PARTICULARLY IMPRESSIVE.
HE MADE HIMSELF THROW UP.
- THROW UP?
THAT IS A VERY PECULIAR GREETING.
UM, ARE YOU SURE IT WAS FOR PECULIAR GREETING DAY?
- WELL, RAJ, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ELSE HE WOULD VOMIT.
YOU ALL RIGHT, RAJ?
- OOH! WHAT IS THAT?
- WHAT'S WHAT, RAJ?
- TH-TH-TH-THAT!
- WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHERE?
- RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!
- WOW!
WHAT'S THAT?
HEY, RAJ, DID YOU SEE THIS? RAJ?
RAJ?
- Y-YES, LAZLO, WE SAW IT.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
- UM...
- [BOTH WHISPER]
- SURE IS MAKING A FUNNY NOISE. DO YOU THINK THAT'S OK?
- 1, 2, 3!
- PAPER COVERS ROCK. I WIN.
- DANG!
UM, CLAM AND I AGREE
THAT I SHOULD WALK YOU OVER TO THE CAMP NURSE.
NOW, LAZLO, YOU JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR NURSE LESLIE.
- LAZLO?
- UM, RIGHT HERE.
- THE NURSE WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
LAZLO?
- RIGHT HERE.
MY BEST FRIEND RAJ WANTS ME TO HAVE THIS LOOKED AT.
YOU KNOW, JUST TO MAKE SURE I'M OK.
- UH-HUH.
COULD YOU, UH...
- SO, UM, AM I OK?
- I DON'T KNOW.
YOU LOOK FINE TO ME.
- THANKS SO MUCH, NURSE LESLIE.
RAJ IS GONNA BE SO RELIEVED.
- IS HE THE PRIMARY MEMBER?
- UM, OK.
- AND YOUR FRIEND'S NAME?
- RAJ.
- NO, I MEAN YOUR FRIEND THERE.
- OH, HIM?
WELL, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, UM...
WHAT ABOUT...
LAMAR?
DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME, LITTLE BUDDY?
- [ALARM YODELS]
- GOOD MORNING, LAMAR.
HEE HEE!
LAMAR, STOP THAT. THAT TICKLES.
HEE HEE!
OK, LAMAR, TIME FOR CALISTHENICS.
AND A-ONE! KEEP UP, LAMAR.
AND A-TWO! GOOD, LAMAR.
AND A-THREE!
WHEW.
OK, LAMAR, LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS.
- LAMAR? - LAMAR?
- ♪ EVERYONE LOVES MY LITTLE BUDDY WUDDY ♪
♪ HE'S MY CUDDLY PAL ♪
♪ HOOBELY HOOB AND A-ZINGELY ZEE ♪
♪ HE'S SUCKING ON MY HEAD ♪
♪ HE'S SO CUTE ♪
♪ SO SLIMY AND SO SQUEAKY ♪
♪ HOOBELY HOOB AND A-ZINGELY ZEE ♪
♪ WHO CARES IF HE SMELLS KOOKY? ♪
♪ FRIENDS LIKE TO SEE MY LITTLE BUDDY WUDDY ♪
♪ HANGING OH, SO MELLOW ♪
♪ HOOBELY HOOB AND A-ZINGELY ZEE ♪
♪ LIKE A HEAP OF JIGGLY JELL-O ♪
♪ HE'S SO CUTE ♪
♪ HE SHOULD HAVE A SHOW ON CABLE ♪
♪ I'VE GOT A HUNCH WHEN WE MUNCH ON LUNCH ♪
♪ THEY'LL ALL WANT TO SIT AT OUR TABLE ♪
- LOOK, LAMAR! IT'S BUDDY DAY.
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S MY BUDDY WUDDY ♪
♪ BOOGELY WOOGELY BUDDY ♪
- COME ON, LAMAR! EGG TOSS!
OOH! PING-PONG!
♪ HOOBELY HOOB AND A-ZINGELY ZEE ♪
♪ HE'S SUCKING ON MY HEAD ♪
- OH, BOY! A ROOT BEER FLOAT EATING CONTEST!
♪ HOOBELY HOOB AND A-ZINGELY ZEE ♪
♪ HE'S MY BUDDY WUDDY ♪
- SOMEONE HAS GOT TO PULL THAT THING OFF OF LAZLO.
THIS FRIENDSHIP IS GROSSING ME OUT.
- OH, BOY! TEAM TEETER TOTTER.
COME ON, BUDDY.
- OOH! WHOA, NOT SO FAST.
- UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN.
I'M FEELING SICK.
- LAZLO, I THINK THAT THING IS GETTING BIGGER.
- YEAH? HE IS GETTING A LITTLE HARDER TO LUG AROUND.
- AND YOU'RE LOOKING A BIT PALE, TOO, LAZLO.
LAZLO, MAYBE LAMAR WANTS TO GO HOME.
- I CAN'T LET HIM GO, RAJ.
WE'RE LIKE SIAMESE TWINS.
I--I--I LOVE HIM!
BESIDES, WE ENTERED THE BIG BUDDY DAY SWIM FINALE.
CAN'T MISS THAT.
- OK, ON 3, I RIP THE LEECH OFF,
PASS IT TO YOU GUYS,
YOU TAKE IT TO THE LAKE. GOT IT?
- UH...
- 1...2...3!
HI-YAH!
HI-YAH! HI-YAH! HI-YAH! HI-YAH! HI-YAH! HI-YAH!
GET OFF, YOU PARASITE!
[SHOUTING]
- DID IT COME OFF?
- WHAT?
- THE LEECH.
- OH. HMM...
- RAJ, WHY CAN'T ANYONE SEE THAT LAMAR AND I BELONG TOGETHER?
- HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE.
HE BELONGS IN LEAKEY LAKE.
- LAMAR...
- ATTENTION, CAMPERS! ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
5 MINUTES UNTIL THE START OF THE BIG BUDDY DAY SWIM FINALE.
SO GRAB YOUR BUDDY, AND HAVE A...GOOD RACE.
YEAH.
[HUMS]
- [BABBLING]
GOT TO GET TO THE LAKE.
BIG RACE.
SLINKMAN, WHO IS THAT SCOUT?
- UM, LAZLO, SIR.
- NO, NO, THE FAT ONE.
- OH, THAT'S A LEECH, SIR,
A SEA LAMPREY, ACTUALLY.
- HMM. A SEA LAMPREY.
WELL, SEE THAT MR. LAMPREY GETS A UNIFORM, WILL YOU?
- YES, SIR.
- MAYBE RAJ WAS RIGHT, LAMAR.
MAYBE YOU DO NEED TO GO HOME.
MAY...BE...
YOU...NEED TO GO HOME...
♪ NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪
♪ HOME ♪
[SINGING GIBBERISH]
♪ TO GO HOME ♪
- YOU'RE LOOKING A BIT PALE, TOO, LAZLO.
MAYBE YOU NEED YOUR BLOOD.
- WE'RE LIKE SIAMESE TWINS...
SIAMESE TWINS...
YOU NEED TO GO HOME, LAMAR.
HOME.
♪ WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE-- ♪
AAH!
OW! OW! OW!
AAH!
GOING FAST! GOING VERY FAST!
OUCH! OW! AH! OOH! AH!
- I CAN'T SEE A GOSH-DARN THING OUT OF THESE GOGGLES.
- AAH!
- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING, CHIP?
- DO YOU IMBECILES REALLY NEED TO BE WEARING YOUR GOGGLES
BEFORE YOU GET IN THE WATER?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE MY FLOATIES!
- AAH!
WATCH OUT!
- WHAT IN THE--
- AAH! - AAH!
MONKEY AND SEA LAMPREY! MONKEY AND SEA LAMPREY!
SPLIT UP!
- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
- LITTLE RED WAGON IS OUT OF CONTROL!
- [LAZLO SCREAMING]
EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! SO SORRY!
RAJ!
- LAZLO?
- [CROWD SCREAMING]
- SWIMMERS, TAKE YOUR MARK.
GET SET...
- WAIT!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
MONKEY AND SEA LAMPREY!
- NOBODY PANIC! PARASITE ON A WAGON! PARASITE ON A WAGON!
- LAMAR? LAMAR?
LAMAR? LAMAR!
WHERE ARE YOU? LAMAR!
LAMAR!
- SORRY ABOUT YOUR LEECH, LAZLO.
- HE WAS MY...
FRIEND.
- YEAH, BUT HE WAS PRETTY GROSS.
- YOU KNOW, LAZLO,
SOMEHOW I FEEL THAT A LITTLE BIT OF LAMAR
WILL LIVE ON IN ALL OF US.
SEE YOU LATER, LAZLO.
- YEAH, SEE YOU, LAZLO.
UGH! THAT THING WAS SO SICK.
I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING ONE OF THOSE STUCK TO ME.
- BABIES!
LAMAR WAS A MOMMY!
LAMAR WASN'T A LAMAR. SHE WAS A LAUREN!
AND SHE WAS A MOMMY!
OK, KIDS, TIME FOR DINNER!
GOOD! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GOOD EATERS.
LOOK AT THAT APPETITE.
YOU'LL BE ON SOLIDS IN NO TIME.
- HEY, LAZLO, DO LITTLE LEECHES NEED BURPING?
BECAUSE IF BABIES DON'T GET BURPED,
IT COMES OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- OH, BOY. I JUST THINK IT WAS GENEROUS OF LAMAR--
I MEAN, LAUREN--TO LEAVE US WITH SO MANY KIDS.
- YEAH. HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU THINK SHE HAD?
- HMM... THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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