- ATTENTION, CAMPERS! ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
- ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO MADE A FRIEND ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
- ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
- AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
- ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
- ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
- [YODELING]
- DEAR MOM AND POP,
IT'S BEEN A WEE BIT WET HERE AT CAMP KIDNEY LATELY,
BUT US BEAN SCOUTS DON'T MIND AT ALL.
WE LOVE THE RAIN.
IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT BEAN SCOUTS LOVE
MORE THAN SPRING RAIN SHOWERS.
MUD PUDDLE!
- LAZLO, CAN'T WE SKIP THE MUD THIS TIME?
- WET MUD! WET MUD!
- WE ARE NOT ALONE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL?
- WELL, WHAT?
- WELL, WHAT, NOTHING.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS
HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THE MUD PUDDLE.
- YEAH!
- OF COURSE YOU DO.
TO THAT ONE OVER THERE.
- OH, NO, THAT WOULD BE YOUR MUD PUDDLE OVER THERE.
SO I SUGGEST YOU TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE.
- OH, NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.
- OK, FINE.
PATSY!
[ECHOES]
[DRUMS BEATING]
- [WHOOPING]
- [WHOOPS]
[WHOOPS]
- HI, LAZLO.
DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
- UH, HI, PATSY. NO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR MUD PUDDLE?
- DON'T YOU MEAN "OUR" MUD PUDDLE?
- OUR MUD PUDDLE.
- OUR MUD PUDDLE!
- OH, GOOD, SLINKMAN. IT STOPPED RAINING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO SOGGY
WHEN I POP THE QUESTION TO MISS DOE.
- YES, SIR, VERY GOOD, SIR.
- AHH. I CAN SEE THE TWO OF US.
ENJOYING A PICNIC TOGETHER.
SHE'S HAVING A SALT LICK ON A CRACKER.
- OK!
SO, WHO WANTS TO LEARN "CAT'S CRADLE?"
- I DO, MISS DOE.
- MAN A MELLON BALL, SQUIRRELS!
- HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
- READY...AIM...
FIRE!
- UM, INCOMING, SIR.
- VERY GOOD, ALMANDINE.
NOW TRY IT WITHOUT USING YOUR TOES.
- UH...UH...
- OH, WHY, HELLO THERE, SCOUTMASTER LOMPUS.
- UH, THAT'S LUMPUS.
- KIDS, GIVE A BIG SQUIRREL-SCOUT SQUEAK
TO SCOUTMASTER LOMPUS.
- HELLO, SCOUTMASTER LOMPUS.
- RIGHT.
UM, ANYWAY,
MISS DOE, I WOULD LIKE TO INQUIRE
IF YOU MIGHT CONSIDER ACCOMPANYING ME FOR A PICNIC.
- A PICNIC?
OH, MR. LOMPUS...
WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!
DID YOU HEAR THAT, SQUIRRELS?
MR. LOMPUS WANTS TO BRING THE BEAN SCOUTS
OVER FOR A PICNIC WITH THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
WE'LL HAVE FUN AND FOOD AND GAMES.
OH, WON'T THAT BE GREAT, MR. LOMPUS?
- YES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- BUT THAT'S OUR MUD PUDDLE.
- WE CAN'T LET THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS TAKE OUR MUD PUDDLE.
- YEAH. WHERE AM I GOING TO DO MY SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING?
- UM, THE PICNIC, SIR?
- OH, RIGHT.
- UH, THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC WITH THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS TODAY.
- AHEM.
- OH, RIGHT.
THERE'LL BE FUN, FOOD, AND GAMES,
SO PUT ON YOUR PARTY FACE.
- GAMES!
- WHAT GAMES DO WE HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS?
DUH...
- WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO OUTBAKE THEM OR SOMETHING.
- [EVERYONE LAUGHING]
- WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S A NOTE FROM THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
- WHAT'S IT SAY?
- IT SAYS THEY WANT TO SETTLE THE MUD PUDDLE ARGUMENT WITH A--A--
- WITH A WHAT?
- WITH A PINECONE-SITTING COMPETITION.
- [ALL GASP]
- NOT THE PINECONE SITTING!
- MY RUMPUS HASN'T RECOVERED SINCE THE LAST ONE WE HAD.
- WE HAVE TO GIVE UP THE MUD PUDDLE.
IT'S HINDSIDE SUICIDE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? WE MUST DO IT, BEANS.
- WHAT?
- DID NAPOLEON GIVE UP THE MOON TO THE SWISS?
DON'T YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE GLADLY PLANTED HIMSELF ON A PINECONE
TO SAVE THE MOON BASE FROM FALLING TO THE BARBARIANS?
- LAZLO! LAZLO! LAZLO! LAZLO!
- LAZLO! LAZLO! LAZLO!
- FIRE!
- I-IS THIS THING ON?
H-HELLO!
UM, C-CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK?
- HEY, GIRLS,
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE HAVING MELON FOR DINNER.
- I DON'T FEEL VERY WELCOME HERE, LAZLO.
- I'M GETTING HUNGRY, GIRLS. LET'S EAT.
- DON'T TOUCH THE MONKEY. HE'S MINE.
- AHEM. OKEY-DOKEY.
NOW, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD PUT OUR PAWS TOGETHER
FOR SCOUTMASTER LOMPUS
FOR HIS HELP MAKING ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE.
- UM, IT'S LUMPUS, MISS DOE.
- GRR!
- OK, SQUIRREL SCOUTS,
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS
WITH OUR SQUIRREL SCOUT SALUTATION.
- YEAH, GIRLS, LET'S GIVE THEM OUR SQUIRREL SCOUT SALUTATION.
- UM, BEAN SCOUTS-- NO, NO, SQUIRRELS!
- THAT'S ENOUGH!
WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
- WELL, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
- THERE'S NO PAIN IN PINECONES. THERE'S NO PAIN IN PINECONES.
- WE ALL KNOW THE RULES OF PINECONE SITTING.
THE LAST BEHIND ON THE PINECONE WINS,
AND THEIR SIDE GETS TO PLAY IN THE MUD PUDDLE
LIKE THE LITTLE PIGGIES THEY ARE.
- WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
- READY...
GET SET...
- [GROANING, YELPING]
- OOH, THAT IS A TENDER AREA.
- UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.
- UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.
UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.
UP, UP, UP, UP...
I--I CAN'T MAKE IT, LAZLO.
GO ON WITHOUT ME!
- YEOWW!
- LOOK! LAZLO IS STILL ON THE PINECONE.
- WOW, LOOK AT HIM.
JUST LIKE NAPOLEON.
- DUH.
- GO, LAZLO!
- LAZLO! LAZLO! LAZLO! LAZLO!
- [BEAN SCOUTS CHANTING]
- DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO YOUR HAIR, LAZLO?
- [CHANTING CONTINUES]
- OH, MY! IT'S TOO EXCITING!
- DON'T TOUCH THE MONKEY. HE'S MINE.
- [CHEERING]
- AW, MAN! - THAT'S NOT FAIR!
- SHE WAS USING LOVE! - THEY WERE CHEATING!
- YOU OK, LAZLO?
- YEAH, SURE, PATSY. FINE.
- NEED A HAND GETTING UP?
- NO, THANKS.
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
- THAT IS ONE WEIRD MONGOOSE.
- HEY! THE MUD PUDDLE!
IT'S ALL DRIED UP NOW!
- OHH!
- NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- TREE.
- HEY! THAT'S OUR TREE.
- THAT'S OUR TREE.
- OUR TREE!
- YOO HOO!
MIS DOE?
IS THAT YOU?
UH-OH.
[GROANS]
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