>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT
TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
YODEL-LE-EEE ♪
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>> YES, WHAT IS IT?
I'M BUSY!
OOH!
COMMANDER HOO-HA!
WHAT AN HONOR, SIR.
I--YES, SIR.
YES, SIR.
BUT, SIR.
HELLO?
>> WHAT IS IT, SCOUTMASTER?
>> THAT WAS COMMANDER HOO-HA.
HE'S IN TOWN AND WANTS TO COME
BY TO DO A CAMP INSPECTION
TOMORROW MORNING.
MUST TELL SCOUTS.
MUST TELL NOW.
>> THE GUY SAYS TO THE CHICKEN,
"HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GET
YOUR TAXIDERMY BADGE IF YOU
NEVER LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE
ACCORDION?"
>> I LOVE BADGE HUMOR.
>> MAYONNAISE.
>> OOH!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
>> HE'S TRYING TO TELL US
SOMETHING.
>> HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT
COMMANDER HOO-HA IS COMING FOR
INSPECTIONS TOMORROW MORNING.
>> COMMANDER HOO-HA?!
>> AND HE SAYS, "BE PREPARED
BECAUSE THIS TIME FAILURE IS NOT
AN OPTION."
>> FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION?
>> THIS IS SERIOUS, GUYS.
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
WE FAILED INSPECTIONS?
>> YEAH.
THEY CUT OFF OUR CLEAN UNDERWEAR
RATIONS.
>> AND WE ALL KNOW WHY WE
FLUNKED INSPECTIONS LAST TIME.
>> IT GIVES YOU SUCH A WARM
FEELING, DOESN'T IT?
>> WARM AND FUZZY.
>> DO IT AGAIN, LAZLO.
>> YEAH, DO IT AGAIN.
>> OK, OK.
SIT BACK.
[WHISTLING]
AND VOILA!
FIRE!
>> WHOO HOO!
DON'T EVER CREAM THOSE ELBOWS,
LAZLO!
>> YEAH, DON'T CREAM THEM.
DO IT AGAIN, LAZLO.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
[SNIFFING]
I SMELL GAS.
>> CLAM!
>> NO, NOT LIKE THAT.
LIKE A GAS LEAK.
YOU SHOULD NEVER LIGHT A FLAME
AROUND A GAS LEAK.
[ALL SNIFFING]
SMELL IT?
>> I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING,
LAZLO.
>> ME NEITHER.
>> NO?
OH, WELL.
OK, HERE GOES.
>> THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY TO
GET THOSE GUYS OUT OF CAMP
BEFORE THEY MESS UP INSPECTIONS
AGAIN.
[BOOM]
IT'S JUST THAT THEY NEVER DO
WHAT ANYONE TELLS THEM TO DO.
>> I HATE NONCONFORMISTS.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
SOMETIMES I THINK TRUE
CONFORMISTS LIKE US ARE BECOMING
EXTINCT.
>> HEY, GUYS.
AREN'T YOU THOSE WIMPY
ENVIRONMENTALIST TYPES WHO ARE
INTO ENDANGERED SPECIES?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
ROCK THAT IS ABOUT TO GO EXTINCT
OVER THE NEXT RIDGE?
>> AN ENDANGERED ROCK?
HOW FAR?
>> ABOUT A TWO-DAY HIKE.
HERE.
WE PACKED YOU A COUPLE HOURS OF
RATIONS, AND HERE'S A MAP.
THIS WILL SHOW YOU THE EXACT
LOCATION OF THE ROCK.
DON'T LOSE THE MAP, AND IF YOU
GET LOST, JUST KEEP GOING.
YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED IN ROCK
HISTORY.
YOU'LL BE HEROES.
BON VOYAGE!
AU REVOIR!
SO LONG!
TOO-DOO-LOO!
WELL, THAT TAKES THEM FOR A
WHILE.
>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY FIND
THE ROCK?
>> THERE IS NO ROCK, DUNG HEAD.
>> BUT--BUT YOU GAVE THEM A MAP.
>> TO KEEP THEM GOING IN CIRCLES
FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS.
>> CIRCLES?
WHAT AN EVIL PLAN.
OH.
OK.
I'M DONE CLEANING UP THE CAMP.
>> YOU GUYS, DAVE CAN'T START
FIRE.
>> WHAT?
CAN'T START FIRE?
THE LOON ALWAYS STARTS FIRE!
>> WITHOUT FIRE, WE WILL NEVER
PASS INSPECTIONS!
>> HMM.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN START
FIRE.
>> WHAT?
WHO?
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOT MONKEY BOY.
>> WE NEED FIRE.
HE STARTS FIRE.
>> LAZLO IS OUR ONLY HOPE.
>> EDWARD GAVE THEM A MAP
SENDING THEM IN CIRCLES.
HUH.
HOW FAR CAN THEY BE?
[SCREECHES]
[GRUNTING]
>> MY CORNS ARE KILLING ME.
I AM VERY PARCHED.
LIQUID REFRESHMENT WOULD BE
BENEFICIAL.
>> WOW!
WHAT A VIEW.
ISN'T THIS GREAT, RAJ?
>> YES, IT IS QUITE PANORAMIC.
>> THIS IS A SWELL PLACE TO
CHECK WHERE WE ARE, O KEEPER OF
THE MAP.
>> OK, BUT FIRST, COULD YOU DO
THE FIRE TRICK AGAIN?
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, PLEASE!
>> OK.
JUST ONCE.
AN OBJECT TO LIGHT, PLEASE.
>> OOH, OOH, OOH!
AAH!
I LOVE THAT TRICK, LAZLO!
HEE HEE HEE!
>> OK.
THE MAP, PLEASE.
>> SURE, LAZLO.
UH, UH.
HERE.
I AM SO SORRY, LAZLO.
OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
I HAVE ENFLAMED THE MAP!
WE WILL NEVER FIND THE ROCK.
NEVER FIND WATER!
I'M ALREADY DIZZY FROM
DEHYDRATION.
>> YOU GUYS, LOOK.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A LONG LOST
VILLAGE OF FABLED INDIGENOUS
PEOPLES.
>> DO YOU THINK THEY KNOW WHAT
WATER IS?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD
BE CAREFUL.
THEY MAY BE COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED
BY MODERN CIVILIZATION.
>> WE HAVE 3 VERY ECCENTRIC
PRINCES FROM FINLAND RETURNING
HERE TO WAMPUM SPRINGS RESORT.
I AM ASSIGNING YOU TWO TO CATER
TO THEIR EVERY WHIM.
>> YES, O SPARKLING ONE.
I HEARD THESE GUYS ARE REALLY
WEIRD.
>> THAT MUST BE THEM NOW.
>> GREETINGS, WEARY TRAVELERS.
>> WE COME IN PEACE FOR ALL
MANKIND.
>> WATER!
>> WAIT.
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY DELICATE.
ONE FALSE MOVE, AND THEY'LL RIP
OFF OUR SOCKS AND FEED THEM TO
THE JACKALS.
AHEM.
SHAAH!
AY, YA!
♪ WHOOPEE NAI YI YO AI YEA YA
YA O YEA YIPPEE YI WHOA
YA OOH CHOCA-LOCA-LOOKA
HOOCHIE-COOCHIE HA JA RI YA
BUFFALO
BU-FFA-LO-LA
BUFFALO-LO
BAFFA LIK-A WATER
WATER
YO WATER, WATER, WATER
YA WHOA WATER
WATER, WATER, WATER
DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER? ♪
>> SPARKLING OR NONCARBONATED?
>> UH, SPARKLING WOULD BE GOOD.
>> I AM MOONSTONE, AND THIS IS
SMOOTH PEBBLE.
EXCUSE US AS WE SUMMON YOUR
REQUESTED MASSEUSE.
>> BUT, LAZLO, I'M NOT FOND OF
SPARKLING WATER.
>> YOU REMBER BIG, HAIRY
MOUNTAIN MAN.
>> OOK!
ME BIG, HAIRY MOUNTAIN MAN.
[PANTING]
>> I CAN'T WALK ANOTHER STEP.
WITH THAT MAP WE GAVE THEM, WE
SHOULD HAVE CROSSED PATHS HOURS
AGO.
>> AND IT'S GETTING LATE.
SHOULDN'T WE BE HEADING BACK TO
CAMP?
>> YEAH, OK.
CAMP IS THAT WAY.
>> IT'S THAT WAY!
>> THAT WAY!
>> THAT WAY.
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT WAS THAT WAY.
[COYOTE HOWLS]
>> I WANT MY MAMA.
>> THIS IS JUST GREAT.
LOST, NO FOOD, NO TENT.
>> AND NO FIRE!
>> IF WE DON'T GET BACK TO CAMP
BEFORE HOO-HA SHOWS UP, IT'S NO
CLEAN UNDERWEAR FOR ANOTHER
YEAR.
>> JUST THINK, GUYS.
IF WE ARE THIS MISERABLE,
IMAGINE HOW BAD OFF THOSE JELLY
CABIN DWEEBS MUST BE.
>> OH, THIS IS NICE.
YOU GUYS ARE VERY CIVILIZED.
>> LIKE HOT TUB.
LIKE HOT TUB.
>> YOU LIKE BIG, HAIRY MOUNTAIN
MAN MASSAGE?
>> OH, YEAH, BUT--
>> RAJ, YOU GOT TO TRY THIS
SEAWEED WRAP AND--UH, WHAT ARE
THESE THINGS ON MY EYES?
>> SCALLOPS.
>> I TRUST EVERYTHING IS
SATISFACTORY.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN GET FOR
YOU?
>> ACTUALLY, COULD YOU GET US
SOME NEW UNDERWEAR?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
MONOGRAMMED AND HAND-WOVEN FROM
THE THREAD OF THE RARE
YAKKI-YAKKI SPIDER.
>> YAKKI-YAKKI UNDERWEAR!
I LIKE THAT!
>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN
DO FOR YOU BEFORE YOU DREAM?
>> UH, ACTUALLY, MR.
MOONPIE, WE ARE HUNTING FOR A
ROCK IN THIS AREA THAT IS ABOUT
TO GO EXTINCT, AND WE TORCHED
THE MAP--
>> SAY NO MORE, SIR.
WE WILL FIND IT FOR YOU.
YOU SLEEP SOUNDLY AND LEAVE IT
TO US.
[SNORING]
>> UH, SIR.
>> AAH!
DON'T STEAL MY UNDERWEAR!
IT'S BLEACHED!
>> SIR, NO ONE REPORTED TO CHOW
HALL FOR BREAKFAST.
>> WHAT?
NO ONE'S EATING?
>> NO, SIR.
THERE'S NO ONE IN CAMP.
>> WHAT?
NOBODY?
>> NO, SIR.
EMPTY.
[WATCH TICKING]
>> COMMANDER HOO-HA WILL BE HERE
IN AN HOUR!
>> FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
JUST OUR LUCK.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE'D PICK
A POISON IVY PATCH TO SLEEP IN?
>> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT
VIOLENT BEAR WOULD BE ATTRACTED
TO THE MEAT-FLAVORED LIP BALM IN
MY POCKET?
>> I WISH WE HAD THAT LIP BALM
FOR BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW.
I'M STARVING.
>> YEAH.
I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M SEEING
THINGS.
>> I'M SEEING THINGS, TOO.
I'M SEEING THOSE RADICAL JELLY
CABIN GUYS ACROSS THE RIVER.
LOOK!
>> IT IS THOSE GUYS, AND THEY'RE
SMILING.
>> LOOK UP HERE!
>> HEY, JELLY GUYS!
>> HEY, GUYS!
WE GOT THE ROCK.
SEE YOU BACK AT CAMP.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
>> ME JUST LOVE THOSE GUYS.
>> AAH!
>> OK, OK.
YOU GO HERE, MR. FAKE SCOUT.
DON'T MOVE.
WE'RE GONNA PASS INSPECTIONS.
>> CAR APPROACHING, CAR
APPROACHING.
>> WHAT?
CAR?
HOPPIN' HOLIDAYS!
IT'S HOO-HA!
ATTENTION!
IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE.
WELCOME TO CAMP KIDNEY.
>> GEE, THANKS, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> WHAT?
YOU!
WHY, YOU, I OUGHT TO--
>> OUGHT TO WHAT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS?
>> COMMANDER HOO-HA!
I OUGHT TO--
>> LUMPUS!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF YOUR
SCOUTS WANDERING AROUND OUTSIDE
OF CAMP?
>> WHY, WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
CAN'T YOU SEE ALL MY SCOUTS ARE
HERE?
UH, HEH HEH.
>> IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN WHO ARE
THESE?
HMM.
NEVER SAW THEM BEFORE IN MY
LIFE?
>> PITY!
THESE SCOUTS SHOULD BE
COMMENDED.
THEY RISKED THEIR LIFE TO RESCUE
THIS ROCK THAT WAS ABOUT TO GO
EXTINCT!
THEY ARE THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF
WHAT SCOUTING IS ALL ABOUT!
>> OH, HELLO.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, THEY DO LOOK
FAMILIAR.
>> GOOD.
TAKE CARE OF THIS ROCK.
>> OOH!
>> AND GET US SOME GRUB.
I AM FAMISHED.
YOU KNOW, SON, THESE NEW
UNDERPANTS YOU GAVE ME ARE
FABULOUS!
>> THEY'RE YAKKI-YAKKI.
>> ARR!
OUCH.
>> YOU NEED MASSAGE?
>> AHEM.
SHAH!
♪ AY YI WHOA YEA YA
WHO CHOCA-LOCA-LO
WHOOPEE NAI YEA YO
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
OOH CHOCA-LOCA-LO
BUFFALO
BU-FFA-LO-LA
YA
WHOOPEE NAI YEA YO
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
OOH CHOCA-LACA-LOCA ♪
[CRASH]
OH, BOY.
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