>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT
TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
YODEL-LE-EEE ♪
>> THIS STORY IS ABOUT THE
CURSED LUMPY TREASURE.
IT'S A STORY ABOUT A RUTHLESS
OUTLAW NAMED THREE-EYED FRED...
[THUNDER]
WHO ROBBED A TREASURE TRAIN A
LONG TIME AGO AND BURIED THE
TREASURE ON THE DARKEST,
CREEPIEST, THE SPOOKIEST ISLAND
IN ALL OF LEAKEY LAKE--ITCHY
ISLAND!
>> AAH!
>> BUT BECAUSE FRED TOOK HIS
SECRET TO THE GRAVE, NO ONE
KNOWS WHERE THE TREASURE IS
BURIED.
WELL, HELLO, LITTLE GUY.
[BUZZING]
[WHISTLES]
BUT THERE ARE A FEW WHO DO KNOW
WHERE THAT TREASURE IS BURIED,
FOR THE MOSQUITOES OF ITCHY
ISLAND WILL ONE DAY BITE THE
CHOSEN ONE ON THEIR EXPOSED
FLESH, REVEALING A SECRET MAP TO
THE TREASURE OF THREE-EYED FRED.
>> A MAP TO THE TREASURE ON THE
SKIN OF A CHOSEN ONE?
WHAT A TREMENDOUS BURDEN THAT
WOULD BE.
I CANNOT IMAGINE SUCH A FATE.
WHAT A CURSE.
WHAT A SKIN CONDITION.
WHAT A--AAH--PAIN IN MY
DERRIERE!
YAAH!
OOH, AAH, EEH, GOLEE!
SHOO!
GET AWAY, DISGUSTING BUGS.
MY FLESH IS NOT YOUR FEAST.
THE RAJ DRIVE-THROUGH IS NOW
CLOSED.
PLEASE DO NOT COME AGAIN.
>> RAJ.
>> I AM GOING TO HAVE TO START
SLEEPING IN SHRINK-WRAP.
>> THE MAP!
>> WRAP!
I SAID SHRINK-WRAP.
>> THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN
FULFILLED!
>> OH, LAZLO, WHAT ARE YOU
BABBLING ON ABOUT NOW?
OOH!
>> RAJ.
>> OH, NO.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
>> NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, DON'T SAY IT.
DON'T SAY IT.
NO, NO.
>> ADVENTURE!
[THUNDER]
>> DON'T YOU SEE, RAJ?
THE MOSQUITOES HAVE CHOSEN YOUR
RUMPUS TO REVEAL THE MAP TO THE
TREASURE.
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.
>> I DON'T LIKE THEM CHOOSING
ME.
>> UH, CHOSEN RUMPUS.
>> DON'T SAY RUMPUS.
>> AH, ADVENTURE, RAJ.
CAN YOU SMELL IT?
>> THAT'S NOT ADVENTURE YOU'RE
SMELLING.
[RUSTLING]
>> YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
[WHIMPERING]
>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM DOING?
I AM SCRATCHING.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'LL RUIN THE MAP, MAPPY.
>> MAPPY?
NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
MY NAME IS RAJ, NOT MAPPY, AND
MY BUTT IS NOT--AAH!
>> WE'RE HERE.
>> ITCHY ISLAND.
OK.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT MAP.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT OUT HERE.
>> MAPPY.
>> DO NOT MAP ME.
>> COME ON, MAPPY.
BESIDES, WE'RE TOTALLY ALONE.
WHO WILL BE AROUND TO SEE?
>> IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE.
HE'S GOT THE MAP RIGHT ON HIS
BUTT.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
60 YEARS WE BEEN STUCK ON THIS
ISLAND.
"LET'S STAY AT CAMP," I SAY.
"WE'RE ONLY 10 YEARS OLD."
"NO," YOU SAY.
"WE'VE GOT TO LOOK FOR THIS
TREASURE."
YOU WERE GONNA BE THE CHOSEN
ONE.
"WE'VE GOT TO GO TO ITCHY
ISLAND."
>> SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU OLD HOOT.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE
THIS ELEPHANT, AND HIS RUMP WILL
LEAD US TO THE TREASURE.
>> THE TREASURE.
WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.
WHOOP, WHOOP.
>> WHAT IS THAT CREEPY NOISE?
THIS PLACE IS CREEPING ME OUT,
LAZLO.
>> JUST PULL ON THE ROPE, AND
THE MAP IS OURS.
>> THIS TREASURE IS VERY OLD.
MAYBE IT'S LIVER OR AN OLD PIECE
OF CHEESE.
>> READY, PULL!
>> AAH!
I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A ROPE.
ATTACKED BY A ROPE!
>> OW.
>> UNH!
>> LAZLO!
HELP!
THERE ARE DANGEROUS THINGS IN
THIS JUNGLE, LAZLO.
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ME.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
>> MAPPY, GET A HOLD OF
YOURSELF.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
IS YOUR RUMP OK?
>> YOU ARE A SICK MONKEY, LAZLO.
>> ON WITH THE ADVENTURE!
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!
>> AAH!
I--AAH!
>> HE'S MINE, HE'S--
>> WELL, THAT WAS DEFINITELY
STRANGE.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS
STRANGE?
YOU KNOW, THE VINE, IT JUST
BROKE LIKE THAT?
HELLO?
I MEAN, THAT WAS STRANGE, RIGHT?
> WHOA, OH, OH.
>> NOBODY CARES IF ITCH.
NOBODY, NOBODY.
AAH!
EEH!
THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS.
OH, OH!
AAH!
THAT WAS SUSPICIOUS.
THAT WAS SUSPICIOUS!
AAH!
EEH!
AAH!
[SOBBING]
LAZLO, I CHOOSE TO GO HOME.
I AM NOT ENJOYING MYSELF.
>> MAPPY, IF YOU WANT, WE CAN GO
HOME RIGHT NOW.
>> REALLY?
>> OR WE CAN PICK OURSELVES UP
AND POINT OURSELVES IN THE FACE
OF ADVENTURE!
>> NO, THANK YOU.
I'D RATHER DO AS YOU STATED
PREVIOUSLY AND GO HOME.
>> THAT SETTLES IT THEN.
ADVENTURE IT IS!
>> THEY ARE NOT MY FRIENDS.
THEY ARE POOH-POOH!
>> YOU NEED REAL FRIENDS.
>> I NEED REAL FRIENDS.
>> FRIENDS WHO HELP YOU.
>> FRIENDS--FRIENDS WHO HELP ME.
>> OHH.
FRIENDS--
>> WHAT KIND OF--
>> REAL GOOD FRIENDS LIKE YOU
PLAY CARDS WITH.
>> IF I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S NOT
A BUSH, ESPECIALLY NOT A
CONFUSED BUSH.
>> TOMMY AND TIMMY ARE OUR
NAMES.
>> WE DIDN'T KNOW IF THERE WERE
ANY, UH, MOSQUITO BITES YOU NEED
HELP WITH.
>> YEAH, ESPECIALLY ONES SHAPED
LIKE TREASURE MAPS.
HUH?
>> EITHER YOU TWO ARE VERY OLD
BEAN SCOUTS, OR YOUR MOTHER
NEVER PUT SUNSCREEN ON YOU.
>> WHICH WAY WILL IT BE?
MAPPY?
>> WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP,
WHOOP.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?
>> OVER CRIPPLE CREEK AT 15
PACES SOUTHEAST.
>> MM-HMM.
YEAH, YEAH, UH-HUH.
>> QUITE DRAFTY BACK THERE.
PLEASE DON'T DILLYDALLY.
FEEL FREE TO APPLY THE OINTMENT
AT ANY TIME.
>> HERE WE ARE.
10 PACES EAST.
1, 2, 3, 4.
>> HELLO?
>> HANG RIGHT.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
"X" MARKS THE SPOT!
>> AND RIGHT UNDER OUR BEAKS THE
WHOLE TIME!
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T MY FRIENDS.
YOU JUST WANT THE TREASURE.
>> AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
>> POOR RAJ IS LOST AND ALONE.
I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE
ADVENTURE, I ONLY SAW RAJ AS A
MAP.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND RAJ.
>> WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.
>> JUST KEEP DIGGING,
BUTTERBALL.
>> I AM STILL VERY THIRSTY.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
RAJ IS IN THAT HOLE.
THEY'RE BURYING HIM ALIVE.
[CLANG]
UNH!
I CANNOT CONTINUE.
THERE IS A LARGE METALLIC OBJECT
IN THE WAY!
>> MY TREASURE!
WHAT?
MY TREASURE!
WHY, YOU LITTLE!
I OUGHT TO CHOKE THE LIVING LIFE
OUT OF YOU!
>> IT SEEMS HEAVY, FULL OF
SOMETHING JINGLY.
>> MY TREASURE!
>> I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU OUT
40 YEARS AGO!
>> OH, YEAH?
WHO WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU TRIM
YOUR EAR HAIRS?
>> TAKE THAT, YOU WINDBAG.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
RAJ HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY TWO
ESCAPEES FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM
FOR THE ELDERLY!
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
HOW HARD IS YOUR SKULL?
>> HARD.
>> I AM VERY TIRED.
I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE--THESE
BUGS, THOSE BICKERING BIRDS, AND
THIS VERY BAD ISLAND, AND I AM
TIRED OF THIS ADVENTURE.
THE CHOSEN ONE HAS CHOSEN!
HOO-HA!
[BABBLING]
AAH!
>> AAH!
RAJ, YOU'RE OK!
>> LAZLO?
YOU GUYS CAME TO SAVE ME?
BUDDY!
OH, I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME.
I DID NOT DOUBT IT FOR A SECOND.
>> RAJ, I'M SORRY I GOT CARRIED
AWAY BY THE ADVENTURE.
>> THAT'S OK, LAZLO.
IT IS NOT ALWAYS BEING FRIENDS
WITH THE CHOSEN ONE.
BESIDES, THE REAL ADVENTURE IS
THE ADVENTURE OF FRIENDSHIP.
NOR IS FRIENDSHIP ABOUT TREASURE
EITHER.
>> TREASURE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT THE TREASURE?
>> IT DOES NOT REALLY MATTER
ABOUT THE TREASURE.
WHEN YOU ARE FRIENDS, THERE IS
NO NEED FOR SUCH--WHA, HA HA!
[BUZZING]
[GRUNTING]
>> COME BACK HERE!
COME BACK!
>> I'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE BUGS
YOU ARE!
>> AHEM.
SHAH!
♪ AY YI WHOA YEA YA
WHO CHOCA-LOCA-LO
WHOOPEE NAI YEA YO
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
OOH CHOCA-LOCA-LO
BUFFALO
BU-FFA-LO-LA
YA
WHOOPEE NAI YEA YO
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
YI YEA YO WHOA AHH YA YO YEA
YIPPEE YAI WHOA
OOH CHOCA-LACA-LOCA ♪
[CRASH]
OH, BOY.
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