>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
ATTENTION, CAMPERS!
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> [YODELING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ANY SIGN OF IT, SLINKMAN?
>> NOT YET, SIR.
>> KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
THE MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE
COULD BE ANYWHERE.
>> WHY ARE WE LOOKING
FOR A TREE?
>> NOT JUST ANY TREE, RAJ,
THE MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE.
>> MIGRAT-ING?
>> LIKE A WHALE?
>> LOOK!
>> IS THAT THE MIGRATING
MULBERRY TREE?
>> LOOKS MORE LIKE A MIGRATING
BUSH TO ME.
>> COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
>> SCOUTMASTER--
>> AAH!
LAZLO...
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU SCARED IT AWAY!
>> ACTUALLY I SCARED YOU,
AND THEN YOU SCREAMED,
WHICH SCARED IT AWAY.
BY THE WAY, WHAT IS IT?
>> IT IS THE MYSTERIOUS
MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE.
>> YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE
MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE, TOO?
"MIGRATIOUS MULBERIOUS MIGRATES
TO THE PICKLEBACK MOUNTAINS
ONCE A YEAR.
CRITICALLY ENDANGERED,
ONLY ONE REMAINS TODAY."
>> VERY IMPRESSIVE, SCOUT.
NOW--
>> WE CAN HELP YOU LOOK.
>> ALL RIGHT--OH, NO YOU DON'T!
NOW, I'VE ONLY GOT ONE MORE DAY
BEFORE THE MIGRATING MULBERRY
TREE LEAVES FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, LOOK!
>> WOW!
>> OH, MY GANDHI!
>> OK, OK, COMING THROUGH,
COMING THROUGH.
AT LONG LAST.
>> WOW.
>> A BEAUTY TO BEHOLD.
A MIRACLE OF NATURE.
A LIVING, BREATHING EXAMPLE
OF UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS.
OH, WELL.
LET'S CHOP IT DOWN!
>> WHAT!
NO!
I AM SHOCKED.
YOU CAN'T CHOP THIS TREE DOWN.
>> HUH? WHY NOT?
>> YOU WERE JUST SAYING
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS.
>> BEAUTIFUL.
>> YES?
>> A MIRACLE OF NATURE.
>> YEAH.
>> A MIRACLE.
>> YES, YES, A MIRACLE
OF NATURE, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
ALL THAT, YES.
>> A BEAUTY TO BEHOLD.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS TREE IS NOT JUST A TREE.
>> IT'S NOT?
>> NO.
YOU SEE, THE WOOD FROM THE
MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE IS THE
ONLY WOOD GOOD ENOUGH, STRONG
ENOUGH, UH, FLOATY ENOUGH TO
BUILD THE LEAKEY LUMPUS!
>> A BOAT?
>> YAY.
>> THE BOAT I'VE BEEN BUILDING
SINCE I WAS A WEE LITTLE BOY.
JUST THINKING ABOUT FINISHING
THIS BOAT MAKES ME ALL...
TEARY-EYED.
SO STEP ASIDE.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF
YOUR EMOTIONAL BROUHAHA.
I'M CUTTING DOWN THIS TREE
RIGHT NOW!
>> SIR, MAYBE SINCE IT'S THE
LAST OF ITS KIND, YOU MAY NOT
WANT TO CHOP IT.
>> SLINKMAN, IF YOU DON'T HELP
ME WITH THIS, I'M TAKING AWAY
MR. SQUISHY AGAIN.
PLEASE STOP CRYING.
I...
SAID...
STOP CRYING!
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
STOP CRYING, AND I WON'T CHOP
DOWN THE TREE!
>> REALLY?
>> PROMISE?
>> YES, YES, I PROMISE.
JUST STOP THE WATERWORKS, OK?
>> THANK YOU,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
>> YES, YES, I AM.
THANK YOU.
WELL, I'M BUSHED.
[YAWNS]
I'M JUST GONNA GO SAW SOME LOGS.
I MEAN, SNOOZY-SNOOZY.
GOOD NIGHT, SCOUTS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT AX?
>> OH, THIS OLD THING?
I WAS JUST GONNA DO A LITTLE,
UH, PRUNING AT...NIGHT.
WHAT?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
YOU WERE GONNA CUT THIS TREE
DOWN, WEREN'T YOU?
>> THAT DOES IT!
I AM THE SCOUTMASTER,
AND YOU ARE THE SCOUTS!
I AM GONNA CHOP DOWN THAT TREE,
AND YOU HAVE NO SAY
IN THE MATTER!
>> HUDDLE!
>> BREAK!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, WE'VE
DECIDED TO STEP ASIDE AND LET
YOU CHOP DOWN THE TREE.
>> YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' I--
WAIT, WHAT?
YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN CHOP
DOWN THE TREE?
>> IF YOU FOLLOW THE ANCIENT
CAMP KIDNEY TREE-BE-GONE RITUAL,
THEN YOU CAN CHOP DOWN THE TREE.
>> WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT,
SLINKMAN?
>> HE'S RIGHT, SIR.
THERE IS A RITUAL.
"THE TREE CHOPPER MUST STAND
WITHOUT MOVING, BECOMING ONE
WITH THE TREE."
>> GIVE ME THAT!
SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW
THIS RITUAL THINGY, AND I CAN
CHOP THE TREE DOWN?
>> YEP.
>> NO FUNNY BUSINESS?
>> JUST A RITUAL.
>> HOT DOG!
I CAN SEE
THAT FINISHED BOAT NOW.
LET'S DO IT!
>> LET US BEGIN THE TREE-BE-GONE
RITUAL.
AHEM.
OH, TREE CHOPPER, TOPPLER OF
TIMBER, DE-FOILER OF FOLIAGE...
>> MURDERER.
>> OK, SKIP TO THE RITUAL PART.
UM, "STEP ONE:
TREE BRANCHES ARE TO BE HELD IN
EACH HAND.
HOLD ARMS OUT LIKE TREE
BRANCHES.
HOLD THIS POSITION.
>> PAY ATTENTION, KIDS.
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT
COMMITMENT, DEDICATION,
AND FOCUS.
AND--HOW LONG
DO I HAVE TO STAND HERE?
>> UNTIL YOU FEEL ONE
WITH THE TREE.
>> WHAT?
>> GOOD LUCK, LUMPUS.
>> [MUMBLES]
ONE WITH THE TREE, I NEVER...
IN ALL OF CREATION I SHALL NEVER
SEE ANYTHING AS LOVELY AS A--
BOAT.
♪ ALL AROUND THE MULBERRY TREE
THE MOOSE CHASES THE MONKEY ♪
OOH!
OUCH!
CRAMP!
OK, JUST RELAX.
RE-LAX.
[SNORING]
[DRUM BEATING]
>> BEGIN LUMPUS TREE INITIATION.
REPEAT AFTER ME.
I AM A TREE.
>> I AM A TREE.
>> TREE, TREE, TREE.
>> GOODY FOR ME.
>> WAIT HERE.
PINECONE EGG.
>> ROCK MILK.
>> DRINK THIS.
>> YUCK.
>> YAY!
>> HEH HEH HEH.
SO WE'RE DONE NOW, RIGHT?
>> ♪ BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM ♪
["BOOMS" IMITATE "LA CUCARACHA"]
♪ FIRST STEP IN THE MONTAGE
HOTNESS IN THE SWEAT LODGE
NEXT YOU MUST JUMP OFF THE DOCK
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
QUITE A SHOCK
DANCING ON THE HOT COALS
WHO NEEDS TOE HAIRS?
WHO NEEDS SOLES?
GATHER UP YOUR POWER TOOLS
SAWS AND AXES ARE FOR FOOLS
THROW THEM INTO LEAKEY LAKE
HURRY UP, FOR GOODNESS SAKE
NEXT YOU WEAR A BLINDFOLD ♪
>> ♪ TREES CAN'T SEE
OR SO I'M TOLD
SPIN AROUND IN RAPID PACE
JUST SO YOU CAN FIND YOUR FACE ♪
>> UHH...
>> LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU, SIR.
["HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING]
>> DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
BECAUSE OF TRUE LOVE.
DO YOU, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
TAKE THIS TREE AS YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?
>> UH, EH, YES!
>> AND DO YOU, MIGRATING
MULBERRY TREE, TAKE SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS AS YOUR HUSBAND?
>> THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
>> [CHEERING]
>> I GET SO EMOTIONAL
AT WEDDINGS.
>> BLECH!
WHAT THE--
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT IN THE--
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> TRUE LOVE?
>> WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?
>> SCOUTMASTER, WE JUST--
>> WHERE IS MY CHAINSAW?
>> IN THE LAKE.
>> WHAT ABOUT MY AXES?
>> LAKE.
>> HANDSAWS?
>> LAKE.
>> CHISELS?
>> LAKE.
>> SPOONS?
>> LAKE.
>> YOU THINK YOU HAVE OUTSMARTED
ME, BUT YOU ARE WRONG!
I'M CUTTING DOWN THAT TREE
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
>> UH, CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
>> [ALL GASP]
[CHAINSAW NOISES]
>> PLEASE!
I'VE GOT A RETAINER!
>> I AM GOING TO CUT THIS TREE
DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!
>> OH, NO!
>> WHAT KIND OF MOOSE AM I?
I ADMIT IT!
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU,
NOT THIS BOAT.
>> WOW!
>> CAN'T YOU SEE I WANT TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU,
MRS. LUMPUS?
>> ♪ 'CAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE
>> AHH...
[HUMMING "LA CUCARACHA"]
I BROUGHT YOUR COFFEE,
MY DARLING.
DARLING?
DARLING!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> SHE'S A MIGRATING TREE.
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LEAVE,
AND YOU GAVE HER THE CHANCE
TO DO THAT.
>> ZAPPY.
>> AND IF SHE'S A MIGRATING
TREE, THAT MEANS SHE'LL BE BACK.
>> AND WE'LL BE HERE
UNTIL SHE DOES.
>> SHE'LL BE BACK.
>> POSTCARD FOR
ALGONQUIN C. LOMPUS.
>> THAT'S LUMPUS!
NEVER MIND.
WHAT'S THIS?
"WE ARE SPENDING THIS YEAR'S
MIGRATION SEASON VACATIONING
IN FLORIDA.
WISH YOU WERE HERE.
LOVE, MIGRATING MULBERRY TREE
AND FAMILY."
MY FAMILY!
WAIT.
FLORIDA?
THEY'RE GONNA NEED A BOAT!
>> IT IS READY.
YOUR MARSHMALLOW IS NOW READY.
I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE DOING
THAT CORRECTLY.
>> I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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>> SO, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT OR NOT?