>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
>> NOW HEAR THIS, SCOUTS.
TIME TO WAKE UP AND GET TO WORK!
EVERYONE TO THE FLAGPOLE AT
ONCE!
LET'S GET A MOVE ON, CAMPERS!
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WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO
TODAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE
ANY SLACKING OFF, OR I'M GIVING
OUT DEMERITS!
EVERYONE GET TO WORK!
DAVE!
THAT IS NOT THE WAY WE COIL
HERE!
RAJ!
YOU HAVE PUT OAK LEAVES IN A
SPRUCE PILE!
CLAM!
YOU DROPPED A PINE CONE!
VERY SLOPPY, SCOUT HEADS!
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF
YOU!
>> THIS STINKS.
>> LUMPUS IS GOING TO WORK US TO
DEATH!
>> SOMETHING IS NOT QUITE RIGHT
WITH HIM LATELY.
>> GUYS, THIS IS TOO MUCH, EVEN
FOR LUMPUS.
I'M GOING TO GO FIND OUT WHAT'S
WRONG WITH OUR SCOUTMASTER.
>> TRY TO RELAX, SIR.
YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF A LITTLE
WORKED-UP.
JANE DOE IS A VERY UNIQUE
WOMAN--I MEAN, DOE.
>> AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
DOES, SLINKMAN?
>> WELL, SIR, I--
>> NOTHING!
>> RIGHT, SIR.
>> OH, JANE.
CRUEL, CRUEL JANE.
I SPOKE WITH HER ONLY YESTERDAY.
>> HOW DID IT GO, SIR?
>> BE SAFE, SQUIRRELS!
OH, SLOW DOWN, ALMONDINE!
PUT THOSE MUSHROOMS DOWN, AMBER!
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THOSE ARE
POISONOUS.
>> HI, JANE.
>> PLAY NICE!
>> UM, I WAS THINKING THAT I'M A
SCOUTMISTRESS AND YOU ARE A
SCOUTMASTER, AND MAYBE WE COULD
GET TOGETHER SOME TIME AND, UH--
>> NO!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
>> OK, NEVER MIND.
>> TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
SUSIE!
>> IT'S, UH, BAD, VERY BAD.
>> I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT, SIR.
[BANGING]
>> IT'S...JUST...NOT...FAIR!
>> HMM.
IT'S SERIOUS.
LUMPUS IS IN LOVE.
LUMPUS LIKES JANE DOE, BUT HE
DOESN'T THINK JANE LIKES HIM.
THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN WORKING US
TO EXHAUSTION.
BUT I HAVE A PLAN.
I PROPOSE WE THROW A DANCE PARTY
AND INVITE THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
>> DANCE?
>> WE DON'T DANCE, LAZLO.
>> NOT TO WORRY, EDWARD.
NOBODY HAS TO ACTUALLY DANCE.
JUST LEAVE IT TO ME AND MY
FRIENDS FROM JELLY BEAN CABIN.
>> OK, LAZLO, BUT IF THIS
BACKFIRES, YOU GUYS ARE
FINISHED!
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE,
LAZLO?
>> NOTHING.
COO-COO, COO-COO!
BUT I DO KNOW SQUIRREL SCOUTS
CAN'T POSSIBLY RESIST A CUTE,
LITTLE DOVE.
BE MERCURY, YOKO, AND TAKE THIS
INVITATION TO ACORN FLATS.
FLY LIKE THE WIND!
[YOKO PASSES GAS]
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
AH!
THE SQUIRREL SCOUT RSVP.
HMM.
>> WHAT DID THEY SAY?
>> THEY PREFER TO BE INVITED IN
PERSON, SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO
OVER TO ACORN FLATS AND HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH THEM...
>> BUT, LAZLO--
>> WHILE I CONVINCE LUMPUS TO
COME TO THE DANCE?
WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME REAL SPARKS
TONIGHT BETWEEN LUMPUS AND JANE!
THERE'LL BE FIREWORKS!
>> FIREWORKS?
BUT, LAZLO, WHAT DO I TELL THEM?
>> I TRUST YOU, RAJ!
I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF
SOMETHING!
>> [WHIMPERS]
QUICK, CLAM, THINK OF SOMETHING!
OH!
[DOOR CREAKS]
>> AH, SLINKMAN, YOU'RE BACK.
I'M SORRY I KICKED YOU OUT THE
WINDOW, SLINKMAN.
PLEASE COME IN.
I HAVE JUST BEEN UNDER A LOT OF
STRAIN LATELY WITH THIS JANE DOE
BUSINESS, AND I COULD USE A
FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, SLINKMAN, I--
[GASPS]
[SHOUTING]
LAZLO!
DON'T YOU HAVE WORK TO DO?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, WHAT IF I
WERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU COULD
BE THE MAN YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO
BE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> CHARMING, CONFIDENT,
ROMANTIC--
>> GET TO THE POINT.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I WERE
TO DELIVER UNTO YOU A CERTAIN
JANE DOE?
>> J-JANE D-DOE?
>> WHAT IF I WERE TO SAY THAT
THE FORCES WERE BEING SET IN
MOTION THAT WILL HAVE YOU ON
THAT DREAM DATE WITH DESTINY?
>> WE ALREADY TOLD YOU, WE'RE
NOT GOING TO ANY STUPID DANCE!
GRRR!
>> [WHIMPERS]
D-DID I SAY DANCE?
HA HA HA HA!
NO, NO, NO, NO DANCE!
UM, LAZLO SAID THERE WILL BE...
SPARKS AND, UM, FIREWORKS AND--
>> LAZLO SAID FIREWORKS?
[SIGHS]
SOUNDS ROMANTIC.
UM, I MEAN, UH, SOUNDS STUPID!
>> WE DON'T CARE WHAT LAZLO
SAID!
>> YOO-HOO!
ARE YOU GIRLS PLAYING NICE?
>> OH, HELLO, DEN MOTHER DOE.
>> SO, AREN'T YOU GOING TO
INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR LITTLE
FRIENDS THERE?
>> OH, UM, YEAH.
UH, THEY'RE JUST A COUPLE OF
BEAN SCOUTS.
THEY WERE JUST TELLING US ABOUT
SOME PARTY OR SOMETHING.
>> [WHISPERING]
Help...us.
>> OOH!
A PARTY?
WHAT KIND OF PARTY?
>> A HOOTENANNY.
>> A HOOTENANNY!
OOH, HOW FUN!
WHAT KIND OF HOOTENANNY?
>> A SHINDIG.
>> YOU MEAN LIKE A HOEDOWN?
>> A HULLABALOO.
>> OOH, HEE HEE HEE HEE!
OH, THAT SOUNDS JUST GREAT!
OH, I'LL GO GET READY.
>> OK.
YOU GUYS JUST DODGED AN ARROW ON
THAT ONE.
>> WE'LL SHOW UP TO YOUR
WHATEVER-IT-IS-YOU'RE-HAVING,
BUT IT BETTER BE GOOD.
>> AND IF LAZLO SAID THERE'LL BE
FIREWORKS, I WANT FIREWORKS.
>> AAAH!
>> A DANCE?
NO, NO!
I CAN'T DANCE!
>> BUT, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, JANE
DOE IS GONNA BE THERE.
>> NO, NO, NO!
CALL IT OFF!
THERE WILL BE NO DANCE!
[CRASH]
>> THE DANCE IS ON!
>> OH, OH, OH!
I JUST LOVE A GOOD
SHIN DOOTENANNEBALOO!
[GIGGLING]
>> HELLO.
WELCOME TO CAMP KIDNEY.
>> THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.
>> HA!
FOR CHUMPS.
>> A CHUMP DUMP.
>> THEY ARE SURE EVIL.
[FIDDLE PLAYING]
>> THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO
OUR--OUR SHIN DOOTENANNEBALOO
HERE AT CAMP KIDNEY'S BEAUTIFUL
MESS HALL, AN EVENING I'M SURE
NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET.
OK, GUYS, I GOT 'EM WARMED UP
FOR YOU.
JUST STALL 'EM FOR A SEC WHILE I
GET SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH
THEM!
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
>> GET ON WITH IT!
>> AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, HUH?
WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS THE
FIREWORKS.
>> FIREWORKS?
>> YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE
FIREWORKS, LAZLO.
>> I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO GET
THEM.
BE RIGHT BACK.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> GO AWAY!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING READY FOR
THE DANCE.
>> I--I--I CAN'T!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ME.
EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT JA--
JA--JA...MY MOUTH GETS DRY, I
START TO SWEAT, MY HANDS START
SHAKING, AND I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> OK, OK, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
JUST RELAX AND YOU'LL HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, OK?
OF COURSE, THESE CLOTHES WILL
HAVE TO GO.
>> ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT MY SKIN
DISORDERS.
HEH HEH!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE START THIS
DANCE?
[GIRLS MURMURING]
UH, I--I MEAN THIS SHIN--SHIN
DOO--DOOTEN--
>> GET OFF THE MIKE!
[GIRLS BOOING]
C-CLAM?
[FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
[WOMAN YODELING]
>> OOH, I LOVE THIS SONG!
[YODELING CONTINUES]
>> [WOLF WHISTLE]
LOOK OUT, JANE.
HERE COMES TARZAN.
PERFECT.
WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
[YODELING CONTINUES]
[RECORD PLAYING AT LOWER SPEED]
>> OH, GOODIE!
A SLOW DANCE!
NOW, NOW, ALMONDINE, DON'T BE
SHY.
AMBER, YOU, TOO.
♪ SOMEONE'S HAD THEIR EYES ON
YOU, NINA ♪
OH, GRETCHEN.
NOW THERE'S A LOOKER.
SO ROMANTIC.
>> I KNOW JUDO.
>> EWWW!
>> WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE,
CREEP, BEFORE I TAKE IT OFF
MYSELF!
>> ALL RIGHT, LAZLO.
THIS DANCE IS OVER.
GET 'EM, SQUIRRELS!
>> YOU'RE MINE!
>> [SIGHS]
TO BE YOUNG AND IN LOVE.
>> COME ON, BEAN SCOUTS.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET A BUNCH OF
SQUIRRELS PUSH US AROUND.
>> DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM.
HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST
OF US.
LAZLO!
>> HELLO, PARTY PEOPLE!
>> [BABBLING]
JA-JA-JA...
>> WHAT'S GOIN' ON, LADIES?
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING
ON!
THIS SHINDIG--
>> HOEDOWN?
>> HULLABALOO.
>> THIS WHATEVER-IT-IS!
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE
DANCE?
[GIRLS GROWLING]
>> OK, GIRLS, THAT'S TOO CLOSE.
OH!
HA!
I COULD SURE USE SOME HELP.
HEH!
WHERE IS THAT OTHER CHAPERON?
>> JA-JA-JA...
>> [SNIFFING]
OH!
WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU.
>> SH-SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR ME?
SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR ME?
LITTLE...OLD...ME!
[GIRLS GROWLING]
[EXPLOSION]
[GIRLS GASPING]
[PARADE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> OOH!
[FIREWORKS POPPING]
>> THAT WAS, LIKE, SO COOL!
>> HIS HEAD, LIKE, TOTALLY
'SPLODED.
>> AHEM!
YES, THAT--THAT WAS REALLY
QUITE, UM, SOMETHING.
HEH!
>> WELL, LUMPUS IS IN GREAT
SPIRITS NOW THAT HIS HEAD BLEW
UP.
>> I GUESS THAT MEANS
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL?
>> JA-JA-JANE!
>> TRY TO RELAX, SIR.
>> WELL, IT LOOKS AS THOUGH
EVERYONE IS SATISFIED, LAZLO.
>> I GUESS I DO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT LOVE AFTER ALL.
>> HI, LAZLO.
I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR
TONIGHT.
>> REALLY?
>> YEP.
YOU SAID THERE'D BE FIREWORKS,
AND YOU MEANT IT.
>> WELL, PATSY, YOU KNOW--
>> THAT WAS THE WORST
SHIN DOOTENANNEBALOO I'VE EVER
BEEN TO!
YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS?
>> WELL, NIGIE, IT ALL STARTED--
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
HERE'S YOUR LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
WAFFLES, COMPLIMENTS OF
WAFFLE-TERIA.
>> FOR ME?
>> WAFFLES.
>> AND YOUR PLANE IS WAITING TO
TAKE YOU TO YOUR MOOSE LODGE
APPEARANCE IN PALOOKA.
>> PALOOKA?
OH, GEE, PALOOKA.
I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF MY BUSY
TOUR SCHEDULE.
AND HERE ARE TWO SEATS NEAR THE
KITCHEN FOR OUR NEXT APPEARANCE.
[TOOT]
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