>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
>> NO!
I CANNOT WATCH!
>> COME ON, RAJ.
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU FIND A TV
IN YOUR MEATLOAF.
IT'S EVEN BLACK AND WHITE.
THAT'S THE BEST.
>> THE JUNIPER TREE CAN LOOK
FRIENDLY...
>> I AM NOT WANTING TO LOOK AT
IT.
>> ...BUT WATCH OUT.
>> WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE
TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANTAGES IN
CAMP.
>> DON'T WORRY, RAJ.
IT'S THE TREE CHANNEL.
>> ...CAN BE CANNIBALISTIC.
>> IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
>> SLINKMAN!
CONFISCATE THAT TV!
>> YES, SIR.
>> OOF!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, YOU'RE A
TOTEM POLE?
>> DON'T GIVE ME THAT!
YOU KNOW THAT TVs ARE FORBIDDEN!
>> BUT, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, WE
WERE WATCHING NATURE.
>> I DID NOT WATCH!
>> I DID.
>> NATURE?
>> YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING
NATURE!
THIS IS CAMPING!
CAMPING IS ABOUT HAVING NOTHING
TO DO...
IN NATURE!
HOW DID WE DO TODAY, SLINKMAN?
>> VERY GOOD, SIR.
SOME GUM, CANDY, TOYS, AND A TV.
>> ANY KAZOOS?
>> NO, SIR, NOT THIS WEEK.
>> DARN!
WELL, LET'S SEE IF THIS TV
WORKS.
>> YES, SIR.
>> AH, KINDA JUNKY.
NO RECEPTION.
SIT HERE.
HOLD THIS.
AH, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.
NO.
COME ON!
HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE.
THERE WE GO.
>> [MUFFLED]
>> YOU'RE WATCHING "SCOUT
CHATTER"...
>> OH, GREAT.
>> WITH YOUR HOST, NIGEL
SLOTHWORM.
>> HELLO.
I'M NIGEL SLOTHWORM.
THIS WEEK, THE CHATTER AROUND
THE SCOUT CAMPS IS IN ABOUT
SCOUTMASTER WESLEY AND...HIS...
UH...SCOUT GENIUS.
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT!
HE PLAYS THE PIANO UPSIDE DOWN.
>> REALLY?
WELL, LET'S SEE IT.
>> THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.
>> ♪ OH, LITTLE GENIUS
WAKE UP, LITTLE--
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE]
>> BRAVO.
YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR
LITTLE CAMPER THERE.
>> YEAH, REAL PROUD.
>> HE'S CHANGED MY LIFE.
I USED TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH LOTS
OF SCOUTS AND ALL THEIR LITTLE
HEADACHES.
NOW I'M FAMOUS, I MAKE LOTS OF
CASH, AND I'M TOURING THE WORLD.
>> HMM, SOME GUYS GET ALL THE
LUCK.
>> ISN'T IT TRUE THAT ONE OUT OF
14 SCOUTS IS A GENIUS?
>> YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SLINKMAN, HOW MANY SCOUTS DO
WE HAVE?
>> 14, SIR.
>> THAT'S IT!
>> WHAT'S IT, SIR?
>> THIS IS MY TICKET OUT OF
HERE!
I CAN FINALLY SAY GOOD-BYE TO
CAMP KIDNEY AND HELLO TO THE
WORLD!
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND THAT
ONE GENIUS.
I WONDER WHO IT IS.
>> APPLES.
>> WELL, WE KNOW WHO IT'S NOT.
SLINKMAN, PUT ME ON THE
LOUDSPEAKER AT ONCE.
I WANT MY GENIUS BEFORE LUNCH.
>> APPLES.
>> OK, SCOUTS, SETTLE DOWN.
IS EVERYONE HERE, SLINKMAN?
>> MEETING, MEETING!
>> EVERYONE'S HERE NOW, SIR.
>> FIND A SEAT, UH, CAMPERS.
>> SEAT, SEAT.
>> IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT--
>> [CHANTING]
>> MEDITATION'S OVER!
>> PSST, LAZLO!
>> OOH, LOOK.
A PUZZLE.
>> NOW, THEN, IT HAS COME TO MY
ATTENTION THAT ONE OF YOU IS A
GENIUS.
AND, THEREFORE, TO FIND THIS
GENIUS, I WILL TEST EACH ONE OF
YOU UNTIL THE SHOE FITS,
METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING.
THE BOX IN FRONT OF YOU CONTAINS
A 1,000-PIECE PICTURE PUZZLE.
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PUT IT
TOGETHER.
>> CAN I HAVE A LICK?
>> READY, GO!
[TWEET]
>> HEY, THAT'S MY PIECE!
>> NO, THAT'S MINE!
GIVE ME THAT!
>> PUZZLE DONE.
BACK IN BOX.
>> TIME'S UP!
>> UM, HOW DO I OPEN THE BOX?
>> THIS IS GONNA TAKE LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
NEXT TEST!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
>> NEXT TEST, NEXT TEST.
>> OK, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO
PAINT ME A MASTERPIECE.
READY, GO!
TIME'S UP!
>> I AM ONE WITH THE CANVAS.
>> DO ANY OF THESE SCOUTS LOOK
LIKE GENIUSES TO YOU, SLINKMAN?
>> NOT AS FAR AS I CAN SEE, SIR.
>> PAINTING DONE.
>> OK, EVERYONE, NEXT TEST.
>> PAINTING DONE.
>> WHAT?
OH, YES, VERY NICE.
WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
SLINKMAN, WHEN AM I GONNA FIND
MY GENIUS?
>> NO CLUE, SIR.
>> UH, PAINTING DONE?
[ACCORDION PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
>> HARMONICA.
[ALL PLAYING LOUDLY AT ONCE]
>> QUIET!
NONE OF YOU ARE GENIUSES!
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU GENIUSES?!
ALL I ASK IS JUST ONE GENIUS.
THAT'S IT.
BUT NO, NO.
I'LL BE STUCK HERE IN CAMP
KIDNEY FOREVER.
[NOTES PLAYING IN TUNE]
[SYMPHONY PLAYING]
I DON'T BELIEVE MY EARS!
I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING
LIKE IT!
[MAN SINGING OPERA]
SLINKMAN?
HEH HEH.
IT'S GENIUS.
[FULL CHORUS SINGING "ODE TO
JOY"]
AND HE'S MY GENIUS!
♪ I FOUND HIM, I FOUND HIM
AT LONG LAST, MY SEARCH IS OVER.
[SONG ENDS]
BRAVO, BRAVO!
MY LITTLE GENIUS!
I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!
YOU ARE LOOKING SO BRILLIANT!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY
LIFE!
HELLO.
IS THIS THE "SCOUT CHATTER"
SHOW?
THIS IS SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, FROM
CAMP KIDNEY?
I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT I'VE
GOT A CAMPER THAT IS SUCH A
PRODIGY, WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
YOU OVER TO SEE HIM IN ACTION.
NAME?
LUMPUS.
L-U-M--OH.
THE CAMPER'S NAME.
UH, HOLD ON A SECOND.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
YES, TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE
FINE.
SEE YOU THEN.
>> UM, THE SCOUTMASTER WOULD
LIKE YOU TO DINE WITH HIM
TONIGHT.
>> OOH!
>> WELL, HELLO, MY LITTLE MEAL
TICKET--I MEAN, GENIUS.
NOW THAT YOU'RE MOVING UP IN
THE WORLD, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE.
>> MORE BEANS AND WIENERS?
>> ONCE YOU ACE YOUR GENIUS
AUDITION TOMORROW, YOU AND I ARE
LEAVING THIS PLACE FOREVER, ON
TO A LIFE OF FAME AND FORTUNE:
BINGO PARTIES, MOOSE LODGE
DINNERS, FREE LINKS AT THE
WAFFLE-TERIA!
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT?
>> OH, RAJ, I'M GLAD THAT CLAM
IS GETTING SOME RECOGNITION.
>> I RECOGNIZE HIM.
HE IS THE SHORT ONE WITH THE
VERY BIG NOSE.
>> BUT IF THIS AUDITION GOES
WELL, WE MIGHT HAVE TO LET HIM
GO.
>> GO WHERE?
>> TO THE LIFE OF A GENIUS.
HE'S OUR FRIEND, AND WE SHOULD
SUPPORT HIM, EVEN IF IT MEANS
WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM.
>> HI, CLAM!
>> WE JUST WANT TO WISH YOU GOOD
LUCK TOMORROW, AND NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS, WE'RE ROOTING FOR
YOU.
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING,
MR. SLOTHWORM, SIR.
I'M SURE YOU'LL JUST--
>> I'VE GOT A VERY BUSY
SCHEDULE.
JUST BRING OUT CAMPER
SMARTY-PANTS.
>> CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM...
>> ARE YOU READY, SWEETIE?
GOOD.
JUST DO YOUR BEST, 'CAUSE IF YOU
MESS THIS UP, WE'LL BOTH BE
STUCK IN CAMP KIDNEY FOREVER!
[HONK HONK]
[KAZOOS BLOWING]
>> WELCOME TO CAMP KIDNEY'S
FIRST ANNUAL ONE-MAN TALENT
SHOW, AND LET'S GIVE A WARM
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL MEMBER OF
OUR AUDIENCE WHO--
>> JUST GET ON WITH IT!
>> OH, UH, RIGHT.
YES, OF COURSE.
SO, WHILE YOU ARE WATCHING THE
ACT THAT I TAUGHT THIS YOUNG
SCOUT, REMBER ME--ALGONQUIN G.
LUMPUS, SCOUTMASTER TO THE
STARS.
SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE
YOU THE GENIUS!
[FANFARE PLAYING]
[KAZOOS BLOWING]
ANY TIME NOW, MAESTRO.
>> [INHALING DEEPLY]
[LONG BURP]
>> YAY!
>> YES!
>> WHAT AN IDIOT.
>> CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM...
>> UH, SOMETIMES GENIUSES CAN BE
A LITTLE ECCENTRIC.
HEH HEH!
>> [RASPBERRY]
>> THIS CAMPER'S NO GENIUS.
IN FACT, THE ONLY BIGGER LOSER
HERE IS YOU!
YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN CABLE
ACCESS AGAIN!
>> WAIT!
I'M SURE I CAN FIND ANOTHER
GENIUS!
COME BACK!
>> [RASPBERRY]
>> THAT WAS GENIUS, CLAM!
>> YOU'RE A GENIUS!
>> GENIUS.
>> THERE GOES MY ONLY CHANCE AT
FREEDOM.
>> HERE, SIR.
I CONFISCATED THIS DURING THE
SHOW.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD CHEER YOU UP.
>> FOR ME?
A KAZOO?
[PLAYS A SOUR NOTE]
>> ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL GIVE
IT BACK.
>> WELL, IT SOUNDED GENIUS
TO ME.
YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS?
>> WELL, NIGIE, IT ALL STARTED--
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
HERE'S YOUR LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
WAFFLES, COMPLIMENTS OF
WAFFLE-TERIA.
>> FOR ME?
>> WAFFLES.
>> AND YOUR PLANE IS WAITING TO
TAKE YOU TO YOUR MOOSE LODGE
APPEARANCE IN PALOOKA.
>> PALOOKA?
OH, GEE, PALOOKA.
I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF MY BUSY
TOUR SCHEDULE.
AND HERE ARE TWO SEATS NEAR THE
KITCHEN FOR OUR NEXT APPEARANCE.
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