>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WELL, SLINKMAN, ARE ALL THE
BOATS BUILT TO MY
SPECIFICATIONS?
>> ALL BUILT FROM YOUR
DIRECTIONS, SIR.
>> WHAT IS THIS DUCK-BILLED
POLLYWOG SAYING?
>> HE'S A PLATYPUS, SIR, AND HE
JUST EARNED THIS LEADERSHIP
BADGE FOR LEADING THE
BOAT-BUILDERS IN--
>> OH, GOODY-GOOD.
THERE YOU GO.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
I WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY, AND I--
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER.
NOW LET'S SEE HOW THESE YOUNG
BOAT-BUILDERS DID.
YES.
FOLLOWED MY PLANS PERFECTLY.
SEEMS SEAWORTHY ENOUGH.
THE SAILORS DON'T.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>> UH...
>> IS THAT A BOAT MADE OF BRICK
AND CONCRETE?
>> APPEARS TO BE, SIR.
>> AND WHO BUILT THAT WONDER OF
SCIENCE?
>> LAZLO AND JELLY CABIN, SIR.
>> JELLY CABIN?
HA HA HA!
LAZLO!
HAVE THE COAST GUARD STANDING
BY.
HA HA HA!
>> NAUTICAL HUMOR.
>> AH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
SAILORS IN LAUNCH POSITIONS.
ON YOUR MARK.
GET SET.
LAUNCH!
>> CAPTAIN TO ENGINE ROOM, ARE
YOU READY?
>> READY!
>> THRILL SEEKER.
>> READY!
>> WARP SPEED.
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
>> I AM SEEKING THRILLNESS!
>> I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M
SEEING.
THAT DOES IT!
BECAUSE OF LAZLO, YOU ALL FLUNK!
>> FLUNK?
>> HUH?
>> AND NO BADGES TODAY.
>> NO!
>> LET GO, YOU POLLYWOG.
SLINKMAN, GET OUT MY LAZLO
PUNCHING BAG.
>> YES, SIR.
>> GRR!
LAZ...LO.
[LAZLO WHISTLING]
[MUMBLING]
>> AND LAZLO...
>> GOOD MORNING, EDWARD.
GOOD MORNING, SAMSON.
>> GRR!
>> OK.
SEE YA.
[WHISTLING]
[MUMBLING]
HI, LARRY.
HI, LERD.
HI, LOUIE.
[GASP]
>> UH...
>> HI, GUYS.
[EDWARD WHISPERING]
>> MONKEY BOY.
>> HI, PING.
HI, EDWARD.
WHAT'CHA TALKING ABOUT?
>> NOTHING.
>> EVERYONE, PERISCOPES DOWN.
>> PERISCOPES DOWN.
>> RADAR CONTACT OFF THE
STARBOARD BOW.
>> IT'S HUGE.
>> UH-OH!
TORPEDO AT 9:00!
>> AAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> MUSIC?
>> DISCO.
>> IT'S COMING FROM THAT TREE
HOUSE.
>> TREE HOUSE?
>> WHERE?
>> I'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT
BEFORE.
>> HELLO?
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> LAZLO. QUIET.
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TOO LATE FOR
WHATEVER'S UP THERE.
[OWL HOOTS]
[MUSIC STARTS]
[STOPS]
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WHATEVER'S
UP THERE IS OVER.
>> WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED TO
WHATEVER IS UP THERE?
>> NOT ON THE LIST, WHATEVER'S
UP THERE.
>> MAYBE IT'S EXCLUSIVE,
WHATEVER'S UP THERE.
>> BUT WHO WOULD MAKE AN
EXCLUSIVE WHATEVER AT CAMP
KIDNEY?
>> AH, WHO CARES?
WE DON'T NEED A CLUB.
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
>> HEH HEH HEH.
>> I LIKE TO GET SQUEAKY CLEAN,
LIKE A SQUEAKY DUCK.
>> SQUEAKY DUCK.
>> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
>> HOPE WE DIDN'T KEEP YOU BOYS
UP LAST NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, WITH ALL OF OUR WILD
DISCO MUSIC.
YEP, WITH OUR NEW CLUB, WE GOT
PRETTY CRAZY.
WHAT WITH THAT ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK
SODA FOUNTAIN WE'VE INSTALLED,
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, REALLY.
WE ONLY HAD THAT ONE RECORD TO
PLAY.
WE SURE COULD USE A GOOD DJ.
>> DJ?
>> YEP.
A CLUB DJ WOULD BE VERY POPULAR.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, AND ANOTHER THING WE DON'T
HAVE IS A PROFESSIONAL BATHROOM
ATTENDANT.
I HEAR THEY'RE ALL THE RAGE IN
THE TREE HOUSES ON PARK AVENUE.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> UH...
>> YEP, YOU TWO GUYS WOULD BE
PERFECT FOR OUR CLUB, AS LONG AS
YOU DON'T TELL LAZLO.
[GASP]
>> I WOULDN'T JOIN A CLUB
WITHOUT LAZLO.
>> NO. ME, NEITHER.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
>> AHH!
>> RAJ?
CLAM?
RAJ?
CLAM?
ANYONE?
HELLO?
>> GOOD MORNING, FELLOW CLUB
MEMBERS.
TIME TO PARTY AGAIN WITH RAJ'S
MONSTER MORNING MIX!
[CHEERING]
>> RAJ?
CLAM?
>> WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO YOUR
OWN CLUB?
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUB, DO YOU,
LAZLO?
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!
THE NOTHING CLUB!
THAT'S YOUR CLUB!
>> THE NOTHING CLUB?
THAT'S MY CLUB.
NOTHING.
OK.
HERE I AM--IN THE NOTHING CLUB.
NOT BAD.
HERE'S THE COUCH AND THE JUICE
BAR.
THE REC ROOM IS DOWN THE HALL
NEXT TO THE POOL.
FIRE EXITS ARE CLEARLY MARKED.
HUH.
I THINK I'LL MOVE THE VENDING
MACHINES NEXT TO THE KITCHEN.
WAS THAT A DROP I FELT?
I'LL HAVE TO RE-TAR THE ROOF
BEFORE I LAY DOWN THE NEW
CARPET.
UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE I WANDERED INTO THE
HALL OF MIRRORS AGAIN.
NOW, WHY ON EARTH DID I HAVE
THIS SILLY THING INSTALLED?
IT'LL TAKE ME HOURS TO FIND MY
WAY OUT.
UHH!
HA!
IT FOOLED ME.
IT WAS A MIRROR.
HA HA!
WRONG.
HA!
LEFT TURN.
OH, HA HA HA!
THAT'S ME!
HA HA HA!
[CHATTERING]
>> SETTLE DOWN, MEMBERS.
SETTLE DOWN.
NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN ALL THE
FUN AND GAMES OUT OF OUR
SYSTEMS, IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET
DOWN TO THE REAL REASON WE'RE
HERE--TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE
DESPISE LAZLO.
WELCOME TO THE ANTI-LAZLO CLUB.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
>> LAZLO?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> OH, HI, NINA.
I WAS JUST FEEDING OUR MASCOT.
OUR CLUB HAS A DINOSAUR FOR A
MASCOT.
IT WAS A GIFT FROM THE EMPEROR
OF FRANCE.
>> WHAT CLUB?
>> THE NOTHING CLUB.
>> WHAT IS THE NOTHING CLUB?
>> IT'S A CLUB THAT WE MAKE UP
TOGETHER.
>> TOGETHER?
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> YEAH.
WANT TO JOIN?
>> SURE.
>> THE DOOR'S OPEN, BUT WATCH
YOUR HEAD.
>> NO NEED.
I RAISED THE DOORWAY.
>> THEN I LOWERED IT AGAIN.
>> THEN I GUESS I BUMPED MY
HEAD.
[LAUGHING]
>> OK.
BECAUSE WE ALL HATE LAZLO, I'M
LOOKING FOR BAD AND DEPLORABLE
STORIES ABOUT HIM.
ANYONE?
>> HATE LAZLO?
[CHATTERING]
>> I AM NOT FEELING GOOD ABOUT
THIS.
>> WELL?
NO ONE?
YES, SAMSON.
>> MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
>> NO.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL START YOU OFF.
LAZLO...
>> LAZLO ONCE GAVE ME HIS OWN
DESSERT.
>> AND THAT WAS BAD WHY?
>> IT WASN'T MY FAVORITE FLAVOR?
>> AHA!
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
>> BUT IT'S MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
NOW.
>> UGH!
CHIP, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING?
>> LAZLO FIXED MY RED BICYCLE
FOR ME.
>> OH, OH, AND WASN'T THAT THE
VERY SAME BICYCLE THAT GOT
SMASHED TO PIECES TWO WEEKS
LATER?
>> YEAH.
YOU SMASHED IT.
>> LAZLO CARRIED ME 7 MILES WHEN
I BROKE MY LEG.
>> YEAH, AND HE CARRIED ME 7
MILES WHEN I BROKE HIS LEG.
LAZLO TAUGHT ME HOW TO LAUGH
AGAIN.
>> ENOUGH ALREADY!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING BY
THE WINDOW?
>> IT'S LAZLO.
HE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD CLUB
GOING ON DOWN THERE.
>> A CLUB?
WHAT CLUB?
THAT'S NOT A CLUB.
THAT'S NOTHING!
>> DON'T YOU HEAR THE GREAT
MUSIC?
>> OH, YEAH.
I HEAR IT NOW.
I LOVE THIS SONG.
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?
THAT'S NO--HEY, IS THAT YOUR
BROTHER DOWN THERE?
>> OOH, CHIP!
BOOGIE DOWN!
BOOGIE-WOOGIE!
>> HEY, WHERE'S THAT GUINEA PIG?
>> DO I HAVE TO BE A MEMBER TO
USE THE BATHROOM?
>> RESTROOMS ARE OPEN TO THE
PUBLIC.
DOOR IS OPEN AROUND THE OTHER
SIDE.
[SAMSON PANTING]
WELL, SAMSON, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NOTHING CLUB?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
UH, NOTHING?
>> YAY!
>> HEY.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
STOP!
CAN'T YOU SEE?
HE'S GOT NO DOORS!
NO WALLS!
MY CLUB HAS THE BEST OF
EVERYTHING!
LAZLO HAS NOTHING!
I'VE GOT COLD SODA!
>> EXCELLENT, PING-PONG.
I SEE YOU'VE FOUND THE CLUB'S
ROCKET SHIP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SAMSON?
>> THE TOILET'S ALL CLOGGED UP
AGAIN!
>> HEY, RAJ.
HEY, CLAM.
>> HEH HEH HEH.
HELLO, LAZLO.
>> YEAH, HELLO.
>> THIS IS, UM, A LITTLE
AWKWARD.
>> AGREED.
>> WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
COME ON IN.
THE FRONT DOOR IS--
>> YES, WE KNOW.
IT'S AROUND THE OTHER SIDE.
>> YAY!
>> I DON'T GET IT.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
LAZLO, LAZLO, LAZLO, LAZLO!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL
THIS ANTI-LAZLO MERCHANDISE?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> HEY, EDWARD.
OVER HERE!
COME ON IN!
>> COME ON IN WHERE?
>> DON'T BOTHER WITH THE
DOORBELL.
WE COULDN'T HEAR IT ANYWAY.
THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!
>> THERE IS NO MUSIC.
>> DOOR IS THAT WAY.
>> THERE IS NO DOOR.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING!
[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WAIT A MINUTE.
I HEAR IT.
I HEAR IT!
HA HA!
>> HOLD IT.
YOU'RE THE MUTATED BEAVER WHO
ORGANIZED THE BOAT-BUILDING,
AREN'T YOU?
WELL, BEAVER, YOU JUST TURN
RIGHT AROUND AND MARCH ON BACK
TO THE BEACH AND SALVAGE ALL OF
THOSE BOATS FROM THE BOTTOM OF
THE LAKE AND BUILD THEM ALL
AGAIN.
NOW!
>> HEY, EDWARD.
WHERE YOU GOING?
EDWARD.
I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THIS
CLUB.
THANKS FOR NOTHING!
>> G-GO ON.
SHOO.
UHH!
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.
SHOO!
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.
SHOO!
AND TAKE YOUR FLEAS WITH YOU!
[ROARING]
[BAA]
[TOOT] [BLATT]
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