1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:02,430 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 2 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:03,730 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 3 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:06,760 IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO." 4 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:07,530 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS 5 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:08,360 WHO MADE A FRIEND 6 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:09,960 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 7 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:11,600 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 8 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,300 >> ♪ L 9 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,000 >> ♪ A 10 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:13,660 >> ♪ Z-L-O 11 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,630 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 12 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:19,100 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 13 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:19,930 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO 14 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:20,730 WENT TO CAMP 15 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:22,160 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪ 16 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,060 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 17 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,800 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,560 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 19 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:32,900 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 20 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,360 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 21 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:38,430 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 22 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,300 >> WELL, SLINKMAN, ARE ALL THE 23 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,730 BOATS BUILT TO MY 24 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,230 SPECIFICATIONS? 25 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,230 >> ALL BUILT FROM YOUR 26 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,600 DIRECTIONS, SIR. 27 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:46,630 >> WHAT IS THIS DUCK-BILLED 28 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:47,800 POLLYWOG SAYING? 29 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,200 >> HE'S A PLATYPUS, SIR, AND HE 30 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,330 JUST EARNED THIS LEADERSHIP 31 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:51,200 BADGE FOR LEADING THE 32 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,130 BOAT-BUILDERS IN-- 33 00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:53,060 >> OH, GOODY-GOOD. 34 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:53,960 THERE YOU GO. 35 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:55,000 >> THANK YOU, SIR. 36 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,930 I WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY, AND I-- 37 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 38 00:00:58,060 --> 00:00:58,800 WHATEVER. 39 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,330 NOW LET'S SEE HOW THESE YOUNG 40 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,460 BOAT-BUILDERS DID. 41 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:03,130 YES. 42 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,600 FOLLOWED MY PLANS PERFECTLY. 43 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:05,960 SEEMS SEAWORTHY ENOUGH. 44 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,030 THE SAILORS DON'T. 45 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:08,430 ALL RIGHT. 46 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:10,700 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 47 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,960 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 48 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,000 >> UH... 49 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,800 >> IS THAT A BOAT MADE OF BRICK 50 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:15,730 AND CONCRETE? 51 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,260 >> APPEARS TO BE, SIR. 52 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,930 >> AND WHO BUILT THAT WONDER OF 53 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:19,700 SCIENCE? 54 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,630 >> LAZLO AND JELLY CABIN, SIR. 55 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:22,560 >> JELLY CABIN? 56 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,430 HA HA HA! 57 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,000 LAZLO! 58 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,900 HAVE THE COAST GUARD STANDING 59 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,700 BY. 60 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,100 HA HA HA! 61 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,030 >> NAUTICAL HUMOR. 62 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,500 >> AH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 63 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,060 SAILORS IN LAUNCH POSITIONS. 64 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,560 ON YOUR MARK. 65 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,300 GET SET. 66 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,900 LAUNCH! 67 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,430 >> CAPTAIN TO ENGINE ROOM, ARE 68 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,230 YOU READY? 69 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,000 >> READY! 70 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:47,930 >> THRILL SEEKER. 71 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:48,860 >> READY! 72 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:49,700 >> WARP SPEED. 73 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,100 >> WARP SPEED. 74 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,530 >> WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 75 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:55,100 >> I AM SEEKING THRILLNESS! 76 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,160 >> I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M 77 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:58,100 SEEING. 78 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,300 THAT DOES IT! 79 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,100 BECAUSE OF LAZLO, YOU ALL FLUNK! 80 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,160 >> FLUNK? 81 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:05,000 >> HUH? 82 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,500 >> AND NO BADGES TODAY. 83 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,630 >> NO! 84 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:10,560 >> LET GO, YOU POLLYWOG. 85 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:12,160 SLINKMAN, GET OUT MY LAZLO 86 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,100 PUNCHING BAG. 87 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,900 >> YES, SIR. 88 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,430 >> GRR! 89 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:16,880 LAZ...LO. 90 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:23,760 [LAZLO WHISTLING] 91 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:25,530 [MUMBLING] 92 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:26,930 >> AND LAZLO... 93 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:27,930 >> GOOD MORNING, EDWARD. 94 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,200 GOOD MORNING, SAMSON. 95 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,360 >> GRR! 96 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,160 >> OK. 97 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:31,960 SEE YA. 98 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,430 [WHISTLING] 99 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:35,930 [MUMBLING] 100 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:36,660 HI, LARRY. 101 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,660 HI, LERD. 102 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,660 HI, LOUIE. 103 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,800 [GASP] 104 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,900 >> UH... 105 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,600 >> HI, GUYS. 106 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,530 [EDWARD WHISPERING] 107 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,900 >> MONKEY BOY. 108 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,700 >> HI, PING. 109 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,460 HI, EDWARD. 110 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,660 WHAT'CHA TALKING ABOUT? 111 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,300 >> NOTHING. 112 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,760 >> EVERYONE, PERISCOPES DOWN. 113 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,260 >> PERISCOPES DOWN. 114 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:59,400 >> RADAR CONTACT OFF THE 115 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,700 STARBOARD BOW. 116 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,800 >> IT'S HUGE. 117 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,600 >> UH-OH! 118 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,860 TORPEDO AT 9:00! 119 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,930 >> AAH! 120 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:05,960 [MUSIC PLAYING] 121 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,130 >> WHAT'S THAT? 122 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,100 >> MUSIC? 123 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,630 >> DISCO. 124 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:10,660 >> IT'S COMING FROM THAT TREE 125 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,460 HOUSE. 126 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,500 >> TREE HOUSE? 127 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,260 >> WHERE? 128 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,300 >> I'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT 129 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,500 BEFORE. 130 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,100 >> HELLO? 131 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,030 [MUSIC STOPS] 132 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:21,660 >> LAZLO. QUIET. 133 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,730 >> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TOO LATE FOR 134 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:23,960 WHATEVER'S UP THERE. 135 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:28,260 [OWL HOOTS] 136 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,100 [MUSIC STARTS] 137 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,530 [STOPS] 138 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,830 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WHATEVER'S 139 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,100 UP THERE IS OVER. 140 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,700 >> WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED TO 141 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,860 WHATEVER IS UP THERE? 142 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,260 >> NOT ON THE LIST, WHATEVER'S 143 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,160 UP THERE. 144 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,600 >> MAYBE IT'S EXCLUSIVE, 145 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,600 WHATEVER'S UP THERE. 146 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,130 >> BUT WHO WOULD MAKE AN 147 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:47,030 EXCLUSIVE WHATEVER AT CAMP 148 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:47,830 KIDNEY? 149 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,200 >> AH, WHO CARES? 150 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,400 WE DON'T NEED A CLUB. 151 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,130 WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER. 152 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:55,230 >> HEH HEH HEH. 153 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,700 >> I LIKE TO GET SQUEAKY CLEAN, 154 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,160 LIKE A SQUEAKY DUCK. 155 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,160 >> SQUEAKY DUCK. 156 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,030 >> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA 157 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,430 >> HOPE WE DIDN'T KEEP YOU BOYS 158 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:04,560 UP LAST NIGHT. 159 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,830 YOU KNOW, WITH ALL OF OUR WILD 160 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,260 DISCO MUSIC. 161 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,430 YEP, WITH OUR NEW CLUB, WE GOT 162 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,500 PRETTY CRAZY. 163 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,730 WHAT WITH THAT ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK 164 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,230 SODA FOUNTAIN WE'VE INSTALLED, 165 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:15,760 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 166 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,030 IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, REALLY. 167 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:18,900 WE ONLY HAD THAT ONE RECORD TO 168 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,700 PLAY. 169 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,860 WE SURE COULD USE A GOOD DJ. 170 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,930 >> DJ? 171 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,730 >> YEP. 172 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,400 A CLUB DJ WOULD BE VERY POPULAR. 173 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,700 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 174 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,200 OH, AND ANOTHER THING WE DON'T 175 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,000 HAVE IS A PROFESSIONAL BATHROOM 176 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:34,730 ATTENDANT. 177 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:36,000 I HEAR THEY'RE ALL THE RAGE IN 178 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:39,700 THE TREE HOUSES ON PARK AVENUE. 179 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,700 [TOILET FLUSHES] 180 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,530 >> UH... 181 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:45,330 >> YEP, YOU TWO GUYS WOULD BE 182 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:48,460 PERFECT FOR OUR CLUB, AS LONG AS 183 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,900 YOU DON'T TELL LAZLO. 184 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 [GASP] 185 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,160 >> I WOULDN'T JOIN A CLUB 186 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,530 WITHOUT LAZLO. 187 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,730 >> NO. ME, NEITHER. 188 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:58,830 [ROOSTER CROWS] 189 00:04:58,930 --> 00:04:59,980 >> AHH! 190 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,330 >> RAJ? 191 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:07,230 CLAM? 192 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:08,330 RAJ? 193 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,330 CLAM? 194 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:10,700 ANYONE? 195 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,860 HELLO? 196 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,460 >> GOOD MORNING, FELLOW CLUB 197 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,960 MEMBERS. 198 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,100 TIME TO PARTY AGAIN WITH RAJ'S 199 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,360 MONSTER MORNING MIX! 200 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,100 [CHEERING] 201 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,260 >> RAJ? 202 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,830 CLAM? 203 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:27,360 >> WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO YOUR 204 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,030 OWN CLUB? 205 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,060 OH, YEAH. 206 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,200 THAT'S RIGHT. 207 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,300 YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUB, DO YOU, 208 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,130 LAZLO? 209 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,700 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! 210 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,960 THE NOTHING CLUB! 211 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:42,130 THAT'S YOUR CLUB! 212 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,900 >> THE NOTHING CLUB? 213 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,760 THAT'S MY CLUB. 214 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,060 NOTHING. 215 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,530 OK. 216 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:04,660 HERE I AM--IN THE NOTHING CLUB. 217 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,900 NOT BAD. 218 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,400 HERE'S THE COUCH AND THE JUICE 219 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,030 BAR. 220 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:08,930 THE REC ROOM IS DOWN THE HALL 221 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:09,860 NEXT TO THE POOL. 222 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,930 FIRE EXITS ARE CLEARLY MARKED. 223 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:12,630 HUH. 224 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:13,860 I THINK I'LL MOVE THE VENDING 225 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,260 MACHINES NEXT TO THE KITCHEN. 226 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,760 WAS THAT A DROP I FELT? 227 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:18,860 I'LL HAVE TO RE-TAR THE ROOF 228 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,930 BEFORE I LAY DOWN THE NEW 229 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:20,730 CARPET. 230 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:21,460 UH-OH. 231 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,600 LOOKS LIKE I WANDERED INTO THE 232 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,330 HALL OF MIRRORS AGAIN. 233 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:25,960 NOW, WHY ON EARTH DID I HAVE 234 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,760 THIS SILLY THING INSTALLED? 235 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,730 IT'LL TAKE ME HOURS TO FIND MY 236 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:30,700 WAY OUT. 237 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:31,560 UHH! 238 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,230 HA! 239 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:33,000 IT FOOLED ME. 240 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,030 IT WAS A MIRROR. 241 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:34,830 HA HA! 242 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:35,700 WRONG. 243 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,400 HA! 244 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,200 LEFT TURN. 245 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,660 OH, HA HA HA! 246 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,700 THAT'S ME! 247 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,900 HA HA HA! 248 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,100 [CHATTERING] 249 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,160 >> SETTLE DOWN, MEMBERS. 250 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:44,430 SETTLE DOWN. 251 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,400 NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN ALL THE 252 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,730 FUN AND GAMES OUT OF OUR 253 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,360 SYSTEMS, IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET 254 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,100 DOWN TO THE REAL REASON WE'RE 255 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,900 HERE--TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE 256 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,330 DESPISE LAZLO. 257 00:06:56,430 --> 00:07:01,080 WELCOME TO THE ANTI-LAZLO CLUB. 258 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:04,730 >> THERE YOU GO. 259 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,160 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 260 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,100 >> LAZLO? 261 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,530 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 262 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,560 >> OH, HI, NINA. 263 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,360 I WAS JUST FEEDING OUR MASCOT. 264 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,200 OUR CLUB HAS A DINOSAUR FOR A 265 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,300 MASCOT. 266 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,600 IT WAS A GIFT FROM THE EMPEROR 267 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:17,630 OF FRANCE. 268 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:18,860 >> WHAT CLUB? 269 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,360 >> THE NOTHING CLUB. 270 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,360 >> WHAT IS THE NOTHING CLUB? 271 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:25,030 >> IT'S A CLUB THAT WE MAKE UP 272 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,130 TOGETHER. 273 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:27,230 >> TOGETHER? 274 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:28,400 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 275 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,160 >> YEAH. 276 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,130 WANT TO JOIN? 277 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:30,900 >> SURE. 278 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,030 >> THE DOOR'S OPEN, BUT WATCH 279 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:32,860 YOUR HEAD. 280 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,660 >> NO NEED. 281 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,030 I RAISED THE DOORWAY. 282 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:36,560 >> THEN I LOWERED IT AGAIN. 283 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:37,930 >> THEN I GUESS I BUMPED MY 284 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:38,730 HEAD. 285 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:41,460 [LAUGHING] 286 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,230 >> OK. 287 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,700 BECAUSE WE ALL HATE LAZLO, I'M 288 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,530 LOOKING FOR BAD AND DEPLORABLE 289 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,700 STORIES ABOUT HIM. 290 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,900 ANYONE? 291 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,630 >> HATE LAZLO? 292 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:53,930 [CHATTERING] 293 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,730 >> I AM NOT FEELING GOOD ABOUT 294 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:56,530 THIS. 295 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:57,960 >> WELL? 296 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,300 NO ONE? 297 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,560 YES, SAMSON. 298 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:02,960 >> MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 299 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:03,760 >> NO. 300 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,730 ALL RIGHT, I'LL START YOU OFF. 301 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,260 LAZLO... 302 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,230 >> LAZLO ONCE GAVE ME HIS OWN 303 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:10,160 DESSERT. 304 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:13,730 >> AND THAT WAS BAD WHY? 305 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:15,900 >> IT WASN'T MY FAVORITE FLAVOR? 306 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,860 >> AHA! 307 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,900 NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 308 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,560 >> BUT IT'S MY FAVORITE FLAVOR 309 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,360 NOW. 310 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,900 >> UGH! 311 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,960 CHIP, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING? 312 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,060 >> LAZLO FIXED MY RED BICYCLE 313 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:27,960 FOR ME. 314 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,000 >> OH, OH, AND WASN'T THAT THE 315 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,800 VERY SAME BICYCLE THAT GOT 316 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,360 SMASHED TO PIECES TWO WEEKS 317 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,100 LATER? 318 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,200 >> YEAH. 319 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,200 YOU SMASHED IT. 320 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,260 >> LAZLO CARRIED ME 7 MILES WHEN 321 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,300 I BROKE MY LEG. 322 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,960 >> YEAH, AND HE CARRIED ME 7 323 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,860 MILES WHEN I BROKE HIS LEG. 324 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,630 LAZLO TAUGHT ME HOW TO LAUGH 325 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:46,400 AGAIN. 326 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,160 >> ENOUGH ALREADY! 327 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,900 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING BY 328 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,800 THE WINDOW? 329 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,830 >> IT'S LAZLO. 330 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,530 HE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD CLUB 331 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,960 GOING ON DOWN THERE. 332 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:55,860 >> A CLUB? 333 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:56,800 WHAT CLUB? 334 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,930 THAT'S NOT A CLUB. 335 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,000 THAT'S NOTHING! 336 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,130 >> DON'T YOU HEAR THE GREAT 337 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:02,400 MUSIC? 338 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,430 >> OH, YEAH. 339 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:04,860 I HEAR IT NOW. 340 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,260 I LOVE THIS SONG. 341 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,100 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 342 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,930 THAT'S NO--HEY, IS THAT YOUR 343 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,100 BROTHER DOWN THERE? 344 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,600 >> OOH, CHIP! 345 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,230 BOOGIE DOWN! 346 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,360 BOOGIE-WOOGIE! 347 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,700 >> HEY, WHERE'S THAT GUINEA PIG? 348 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,730 >> DO I HAVE TO BE A MEMBER TO 349 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:19,830 USE THE BATHROOM? 350 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,000 >> RESTROOMS ARE OPEN TO THE 351 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:21,730 PUBLIC. 352 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,700 DOOR IS OPEN AROUND THE OTHER 353 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,660 SIDE. 354 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,160 [SAMSON PANTING] 355 00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:28,700 WELL, SAMSON, WHAT DO YOU THINK 356 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,460 OF THE NOTHING CLUB? 357 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,600 >> I DON'T KNOW. 358 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,060 UH, NOTHING? 359 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,730 >> YAY! 360 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:36,660 >> HEY. 361 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,630 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 362 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:39,400 STOP! 363 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,130 CAN'T YOU SEE? 364 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,260 HE'S GOT NO DOORS! 365 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,430 NO WALLS! 366 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:43,730 MY CLUB HAS THE BEST OF 367 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:44,730 EVERYTHING! 368 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:46,660 LAZLO HAS NOTHING! 369 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,530 I'VE GOT COLD SODA! 370 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,730 >> EXCELLENT, PING-PONG. 371 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:50,930 I SEE YOU'VE FOUND THE CLUB'S 372 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,360 ROCKET SHIP. 373 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,460 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SAMSON? 374 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,130 >> THE TOILET'S ALL CLOGGED UP 375 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,560 AGAIN! 376 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,360 >> HEY, RAJ. 377 00:09:58,460 --> 00:09:59,360 HEY, CLAM. 378 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,030 >> HEH HEH HEH. 379 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,330 HELLO, LAZLO. 380 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,430 >> YEAH, HELLO. 381 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,860 >> THIS IS, UM, A LITTLE 382 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,600 AWKWARD. 383 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,360 >> AGREED. 384 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,030 >> WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 385 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,500 COME ON IN. 386 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,660 THE FRONT DOOR IS-- 387 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,430 >> YES, WE KNOW. 388 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,000 IT'S AROUND THE OTHER SIDE. 389 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,230 >> YAY! 390 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,430 >> I DON'T GET IT. 391 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:19,060 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 392 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:24,130 LAZLO, LAZLO, LAZLO, LAZLO! 393 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,130 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL 394 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:30,430 THIS ANTI-LAZLO MERCHANDISE? 395 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:38,030 [TOILET FLUSHES] 396 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,300 >> HEY, EDWARD. 397 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,400 OVER HERE! 398 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,800 COME ON IN! 399 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,560 >> COME ON IN WHERE? 400 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,500 >> DON'T BOTHER WITH THE 401 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,430 DOORBELL. 402 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,230 WE COULDN'T HEAR IT ANYWAY. 403 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:49,700 THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD! 404 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 >> THERE IS NO MUSIC. 405 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,730 >> DOOR IS THAT WAY. 406 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,660 >> THERE IS NO DOOR. 407 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,830 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 408 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:01,230 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING! 409 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,260 [SOUND OF DOOR OPENING] 410 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 411 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,230 WAIT A MINUTE. 412 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,830 I HEAR IT. 413 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,800 I HEAR IT! 414 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,000 I HEAR IT! 415 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:15,830 HA HA! 416 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:16,660 >> HOLD IT. 417 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,360 YOU'RE THE MUTATED BEAVER WHO 418 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,100 ORGANIZED THE BOAT-BUILDING, 419 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,160 AREN'T YOU? 420 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,330 WELL, BEAVER, YOU JUST TURN 421 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,400 RIGHT AROUND AND MARCH ON BACK 422 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,400 TO THE BEACH AND SALVAGE ALL OF 423 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,860 THOSE BOATS FROM THE BOTTOM OF 424 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,060 THE LAKE AND BUILD THEM ALL 425 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,200 AGAIN. 426 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,330 NOW! 427 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,230 >> HEY, EDWARD. 428 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,360 WHERE YOU GOING? 429 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,330 EDWARD. 430 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,700 I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THIS 431 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,230 CLUB. 432 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,180 THANKS FOR NOTHING! 433 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,200 >> G-GO ON. 434 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,060 SHOO. 435 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:50,700 UHH! 436 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,630 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU. 437 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,000 SHOO! 438 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,000 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU. 439 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,460 SHOO! 440 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:01,910 AND TAKE YOUR FLEAS WITH YOU! 441 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,150 [ROARING] 442 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,030 [BAA] 443 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,530 [TOOT] [BLATT] 444 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,600 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER CAPTIONED BY NCI