>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[LAZLO GRUNTING]
>> WELL, MEN, WE DID IT.
WE DEFEATED THE MIGHTY MOUNT
JELLY AND REACHED THE PROMISED
LAND OF CAMP KIDNEY!
LAND OF MILK AND HONEY.
HERE WE HAVE EVERYTHING A WORLD
EXPLORER COULD ASK FOR.
>> UGH!
>> UHH!
>> PLENTY OF FOOD.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANTS ATE ALL
OUR FOOD?
>> SAFE SHELTER.
>> AAH!
>> AND THE MOST NECESSARY
NECESSITY OF ALL--NATURE.
>> UM, LAZLO?
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS BUILT A FENCE
TO KEEP OUT NATURE.
HE SAID THAT IT IS TOO
DISTRACTING.
>> WELL...
WE HAVE ANTS.
>> AAH!
>> I'M BORED.
>> ME, TOO.
>> HMM.
WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
>> WHATEVER.
>> AHH!
ANTS ARE SO EXCITING!
[HORSE NEIGHS]
LOOK HOW FAST THAT ONE IS.
HE'S WALKING ON HIS TIPTOES!
[NEIGHS]
I LOVE YOU.
AAH!
[GASP]
>> OH, HELLO, LAZLO.
>> WHERE'S YOUR STABLE?
>> UH, WHAT?
>> HA HA!
DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A
STABLE.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR RIDING
ANIMALS?
>> WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANIMALS.
>> WE USED TO HAVE AN ANT.
[GRUMBLING]
>> OH, WELL.
PITY.
>> COME ON, GIRLS.
LET'S GO BACK TO OUR CAMP.
THIS CAMP DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
>> HUH.
BYE, LAZLO.
WE'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
THEY'RE RIGHT.
CAMP KIDNEY DOESN'T HAVE
ANYTHING.
WELL, WE MAY NOT HAVE ANYTHING
YET, BUT WE CAN HARNESS OUR
WOODSMAN'S SKILLS AND DO...THIS.
[YODELING]
>> AND WHAT EXACTLY WAS THAT?
>> THE MATING CALL OF THE RIDING
ANIMAL.
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR A
HERD OF THEM TO GALLOP INTO
CAMP.
[GALLOPING]
>> LAZLO.
COULD YOU PUT A LID ON THE
YODELING?
YOU'VE SHATTERED SAMSON'S
GLASSES AGAIN.
>> WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
>> THAT WASN'T YODELING, EDWARD.
THAT WAS THE CALL OF THE RIDING
ANIMAL.
AHH, OOH, AAH, OOH!
>> I DON'T THINK YOUR CALL WENT
THROUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY A LITTLE
LOUDER?
HA HA HA!
>> OK.
>> UH-OH.
>> UH...
AAH, OOH, AAH, OOH!
[GALLOPING]
HE'S COMING!
HE ANSWERED MY CALL!
[COUGHING]
[FLIES BUZZING]
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> PEW!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU CALLED,
LAZLO, BUT I THINK IT WAS A
WRONG NUMBER.
>> NONSENSE.
OUR NEEDS ARE NOW MET.
THIS SPECTACULAR RIDING ANIMAL
IS A--
>> SMELLY, CRUSTY, BATHROOM RUG?
>> NO.
>> COMPOST HEAP?
>> NO, NO.
IT'S A--IT'S A--
>> PTOOEY!
>> A LLAMA!
I'LL CALL HIM SPITTY.
>> WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM STINKY
STENCHY, THE I SMELL LIKE ROTTEN
EGGS COW PATTY HAIRBAL?
>> GUYS, GUYS.
DON'T YOU SEE?
CAMP KIDNEY FINALLY HAS ITS VERY
OWN RIDING ANIMAL.
WITH JUST A LITTLE HELP, SPITTY
CAN EASILY BECOME ANOTHER
SPECIAL PART OF THE CAMP KIDNEY
EXPERIENCE.
>> PTOOEY!
>> ♪ EVERYBODY LOVES
MY LITTLE LOOGIE LLAMA
HE'S MY KNOCK-KNEED FRUMPY
HOCK, HOCK A LOOGIE
LOCK, LOCK, A LOOGIE
HE'S GOT A BIG, ROUND FRUMPY
HE'S SO CUTE
HIS CHEST HAIR SMELLS
LIKE CHEDDAR
HOCK, HOCK A LOOGIE
LOCK, LOCK A LOOGIE
MAKE A SMELLY SWEATER
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RIDE
MY LOOGIE LLAMA
BUT HE HAS WEAK KNEES
HE'LL SPIT AND LOOK
YOU'D HAVE MORE LUCK
RIDING ALL HIS FLEAS
SINGING A SONG
THAT CAN'T BE WRONG
WITH A LOOGITY, LOOGITY
NOOGITY, BOOGITY
SPITTILY, WITTILY
PIDDLY, DIDDLY
HOBBLY, WOBBLY
BOGGILY, DOGGILY
HE'S MY LOOGIE LLAMA
HE'S MY LOOGIE LLAMA ♪
>> LAZLO.
THAT'S NO RIDING ANIMAL.
>> YEAH, HE CAN BARELY EVEN HOLD
HIMSELF UP.
>> YEAH, AND HE'S GOT FLEAS.
>> OUR FLEAS.
[ALL CHATTERING]
>> THAT BAG OF FLEAS HAS GOT TO
GO.
[GALLOPING]
>> HEY, LAZLO.
WOULD YOU AND YOUR BOYS CARE TO
GO FOR A PONY RIDE WITH US?
>> DON'T YOU REMBER?
THEIR CAMP IS TOO LAME TO HAVE
HORSES.
>> WHO NEEDS HORSES WHEN WE HAVE
SOMETHING BETTER.
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE, UH, UM, OH, UM...
A UNICORN!
>> U..
>> NI...
>> CORN?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> JUST HOLD ON.
BE RIGHT BACK.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS
THING.
>> WAIT A SECOND.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> IF IT'S YOUR IDEA, IT'S GOT
TO BE FULL OF HOLES.
>> NOW, WHAT CAN I USE FOR A--
AH.
PERFECT!
INSTANT UNICORN!
COME ON, BOY.
WE NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF.
HERE HE IS, GIRLS.
[GASP]
>> HE'S MAGNIFICENT.
>> AND HE'S MAGICAL, AND HE CAN
TELL FORTUNES, GLOW IN THE DARK.
OH, AND HE CAN FLY.
>> LAZLO!
WE GOT TO HAVE HIM!
>> GRETCHEN!
>> NO, GRETCHEN.
ALL RIGHT, LAZLO.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR HIM?
>> THIS FINE AND RARE ANIMAL
ISN'T FOR SALE.
WHY, HE'S LIKE ONE OF THE
FAMILY.
>> WE'LL TRADE YOU TWO OF OUR
HORSES.
>> NO, THANKS.
>> WHAT'S THAT IDIOT DOING?
>> ALL OF OUR HORSES.
>> COME ON, BOY.
TIME FOR A LITTLE WALK IN THE
CLOUDS.
>> OK, OK!
ALL OF OUR HORSES.
AND A LOAF OF BANA BREAD.
>> BANA BREAD?
>> YES.
WE BAKED IT JUST--
>> DEAL!
HEY, SQUIRRELY.
THANKS FOR THE ATMOSPHERE.
>> ANYTIME, LAZ.
[CHEERING]
>> ENJOY YOUR NEW HOME.
[HORSES NEIGHING]
>> LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN EVERYONE
IS HAVING.
>> CHIP, HEADS UP!
>> UH, YEAH.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> I JUST KIND OF MISS SPITTY.
HIS CUTE, ROTTEN DISPOSITION.
HIS FILTHY, MATTED HAIR.
BIG, YELLOW TEETH.
I EVEN MISS HIM SPITTING AT ME!
[SOBBING]
[LAZLO SNORING]
[LOW ROARING]
SPITTY!
AAH, UHH, UHH!
[HOWLING]
>> YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?
>> WE NEED TO TRADE THE HORSES
BACK TO THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS AND
BRING SPITTY HOME.
HE'S A BEAN SCOUT.
HE NEEDS US.
>> THE ONLY THING SPITTY NEEDS
IS A BATH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YEAH!
>> AND A VISIT TO THE GROOMER.
>> AND FLEA SPRAY.
HA HA HA!
>> AND EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ALL OF THAT?
DAVE?
PING-PONG?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TWO
MADE A TRIP TO THE SHOWERS?
AND, SAMSON, I'VE SEEN NEW
CARPETS THAT DON'T SHED AS MUCH
AS YOU.
>> CHIP, SKIP, LET HE WHO IS
WITHOUT FLEAS CAST THE FIRST
PEBBLE!
>> AS MUCH AS IT SICKENS ME TO
ADMIT IT, LAZLO'S RIGHT.
THAT 4-LEGGED DUMPSTER IS, IN
FACT, A...
BEAN SCOUT!
>> BEAN SCOUTS, LET'S SADDLE UP.
[RUMBLING]
SHH.
I THINK I SEE THEM AT THE FOOD
PAVILION.
AH, YES.
THERE'S NINA AND THERE'S PATSY
AND GRETCHEN AND, AND...
SPITTY!
HE'S HAVING TEA!
HEY, SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
BEAN SCOUTS DON'T DRINK TEA.
>> LAZLO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> YEAH, AND WHAT BEAN SCOUT?
WE WERE JUST HAVING TEA WITH OUR
UNICORN.
>> UNICORN?
WHAT UNICORN?
>> AAH!
>> UHH!
[CHEERING]
[GROANING]
>> BUT, LAZLO, WHY DO WE HAVE TO
LET HIM GO?
HE'S A BEAN SCOUT.
>> WELL, SAMSON, I JUST THINK
SPITTY WILL BE BETTER OFF IN THE
GREAT WIDE OPEN.
THE RISK OF HIM ENDING UP
DRINKING TEA WITH THE SQUIRREL
SCOUTS IS JUST TOO GREAT.
G-GO ON.
SHOO.
UHH!
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.
SHOO!
AND TAKE YOUR FLEAS WITH YOU!
>> BYE, SPITTY.
[ROARING]
>> WHAT?
SPITTY?
[GURGLING]
>> G-GO ON.
SHOO.
UHH!
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.
SHOO!
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.
SHOO!
AND TAKE YOUR FLEAS WITH YOU!
[ROARING]
[BAA]
[TOOT] [BLATT]
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