1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,190 [TRUMPETING] 2 00:00:02,290 --> 00:00:03,060 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 3 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:04,330 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 4 00:00:04,430 --> 00:00:07,190 IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO." 5 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:07,930 >> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS 6 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:08,700 WHO MADE A FRIEND 7 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:10,190 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 8 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:11,700 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 9 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:12,400 >> ♪ L ♪ 10 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,160 >> ♪ A ♪ 11 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:13,990 >> ♪ Z-L-O ♪ 12 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:16,800 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 13 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:19,460 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 14 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,230 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO 15 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:21,130 WENT TO CAMP 16 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,430 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪ 17 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:23,960 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 18 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,760 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 19 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,700 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 20 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:32,690 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 21 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:38,290 [SHATTERS] 22 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,560 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 23 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,760 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 24 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:42,930 >> HURRY UP, YOU TWO. 25 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,130 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE 26 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,800 CANOE TRIP. 27 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:47,930 HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS EATING? 28 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:49,290 >> WE KIND OF LOST OUR APPETITE 29 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,600 STARING AT YOUR STINKY OLD 30 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:51,960 RETAINER. 31 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:52,890 DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT AT 32 00:00:52,990 --> 00:00:53,930 THE TABLE? 33 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,290 >> WELL, IF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR 34 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,030 APPETITE, I KNOW A SIMPLE 35 00:00:57,130 --> 00:01:01,260 SOLUTION. 36 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,400 [BURPING] 37 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,360 ALL DONE! 38 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,190 LET'S GET GOING. 39 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,630 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO 40 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:08,930 THIS TRIP FOR WEEKS. 41 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:10,860 NOTHING COULD KEEP ME FROM 42 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,600 HAVING THE TIME OF MY-- 43 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:15,090 MY RETAINER! 44 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:19,260 AAH! 45 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,430 WHERE IS IT? 46 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:21,360 WHERE IS IT? 47 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,560 WHERE IS IT? 48 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:25,160 [GROANING] 49 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,130 MY RETAINER! 50 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:36,230 AAH! 51 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,230 [BOOM] 52 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:46,330 NOT THERE. 53 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:47,860 [STUTTERING] 54 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,400 MY RETAINER, IT'S GONE! 55 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,630 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 56 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:54,530 NO... 57 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:55,630 >> ALL YOU ALL RIGHT, RAJ? 58 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:56,960 DID YOU FIND YOUR RETAINER? 59 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:59,330 >> NO, I DID NOT. 60 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:00,360 I HAVE HAD TO WEAR IT EVERY 61 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,800 SINGLE DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS. 62 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,000 I HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT. 63 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,090 >> WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD 64 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:09,290 ONE DAY POSSIBLY MAKE? 65 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,130 >> WHAT DIFFERENCE? 66 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:13,230 WHAT DIFFERENCE! 67 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,190 MY BROTHER NEVER WORE A 68 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:16,130 RETAINER, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED 69 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:17,660 TO HIM! 70 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,600 HE RAN AWAY AND GOT A JOB AT THE 71 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:21,190 CIRCUS... 72 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,960 IN THE FREAK SHOW, AND THAT'S 73 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,190 EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN 74 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:27,330 TO ME UNLESS I FIND MY RETAINER. 75 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:28,530 [CRYING] 76 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:30,090 >> RAJ, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 77 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,830 YOU'RE NOT A HIDEOUS FREAK. 78 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:33,600 >> I...I'M NOT? 79 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:35,400 >> NO, YOU'RE A SMELLY, MUTANT 80 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,560 WEIRDO. 81 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,700 >> SITTING IN A GARBAGE CAN. 82 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:41,130 [LAUGHING] 83 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,830 [SIGHS] 84 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,760 >> OH, NO! 85 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:45,910 [CRASH] 86 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:54,530 [SNIFFING] 87 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:55,960 >> AHH. 88 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,160 HEY, RAJ, CAN YOU JUST SMELL 89 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,630 THAT FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR? 90 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:02,560 I MEAN, MY GOODNESS. 91 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,860 NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU GET TO 92 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,400 SEE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY LIKE THIS. 93 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,400 >> IF YOU'LL TURN YOUR ATTENTION 94 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,830 TO THE RIGHT, YOU'LL NOTICE THE 95 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,660 GREAT PINE TREES OF PRICKLY 96 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,930 FOREST, AND ON YOUR LEFT IS THE 97 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,830 PILE OF SMELLY GARBAGE CALLED 98 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:16,890 SMELLY MUTANT MOUNTAIN. 99 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:19,560 [LAUGHING] 100 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:21,630 >> HEY, I DON'T GET IT. 101 00:03:21,730 --> 00:03:22,890 >> I DO. 102 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:24,160 I DON'T CARE. 103 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,430 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN 104 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,430 AIR, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 105 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:29,830 SCENERY, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT 106 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,230 THIS STUPID FLOAT TRIP! 107 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:35,960 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MY RETAINER. 108 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:36,960 [SIGHS] 109 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:38,110 [SIGHS] 110 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,400 >> OOH, LOOK AT THAT. 111 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,600 >> NEAT. 112 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,130 >> WE SHOULD GO THAT WAY. 113 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,030 >> IS THAT THE WAY TO MY 114 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,190 RETAINER? 115 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,430 >> WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WAY TO 116 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,560 YOUR RETAINER, RAJ, BUT YOU KNOW 117 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:54,890 WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE RIVER 118 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:56,560 LESS TRAVELED. 119 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:59,290 >> MY RETAINER TRAVELS WITH IT? 120 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,090 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 121 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,900 >> LUNCHTIME, RAJ. 122 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,860 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE: PEANUT 123 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,400 BUTTER AND PICKLE. 124 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,530 >> YOU KNOW, I USED TO LOVE 125 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:10,500 CLEANING MY RETAINER AFTER 126 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:12,030 EATING PEANUT BUTTER. 127 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:13,360 >> NO, YOU DIDN'T. 128 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,430 YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT IT ALL THE 129 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:15,660 TIME. 130 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,700 >> SOMETIMES YOU DON'T 131 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:17,760 APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL 132 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:20,660 IT'S GONE. 133 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,130 >> I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA. 134 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:25,260 LET'S GO CANOE DANCING! 135 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,430 >> CANOE DANCING. 136 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:27,460 >> NOTHING'S MORE FUN THAN 137 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,290 DANCING IN A CAN--WHOA! 138 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:34,360 [SPLASH] 139 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,360 ISN'T THIS GREAT? 140 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:37,360 >> SURE. 141 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,430 WHATEVER. 142 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,460 >> HMM. 143 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,430 >> OAR FIGHT! 144 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,630 >> HEY, YEAH. 145 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:42,960 OAR FIGHT, RAJ! 146 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:46,760 [LAUGHING] 147 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,960 ISN'T THIS FUN, RAJ? 148 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,360 >> SORRY. 149 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:51,460 HA HA. 150 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,660 >> HEY, RAJ, CHECK THIS OUT. 151 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,700 TA-DA! 152 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,600 [SIGHS] 153 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,230 [SIGHS] 154 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,530 [SIGHS] 155 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,260 WELL, RAJ, I REALLY DON'T KNOW 156 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,430 WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL 157 00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:06,600 BETTER ABOUT LOSING YOUR 158 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:07,830 RETAINER. 159 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:09,560 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M FEELING 160 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:11,360 THIS WAY, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING 161 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,600 LEFT FOR ME TO DO EXCEPT TO PLAY 162 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,290 SOME THERE'S-NOTHING-LEFT-FOR- 163 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,800 ME-TO-DO-BUT-PLAY-SOME-SAD- 164 00:05:16,890 --> 00:05:19,330 RIVER-BANJO-MUSIC MUSIC. 165 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:21,860 [TUNING] 166 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,730 AHEM. 167 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,790 ♪ OH 168 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,060 [OFF-TUNE] 169 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,190 ROSES ARE BLUE 170 00:05:29,290 --> 00:05:32,330 VIOLETS ARE TOO 171 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:34,730 CANDY IS SO SWEET 172 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,900 BUT NOT AS SWEET AS-- ♪ 173 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:37,830 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S ALSO 174 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:38,900 STICKY, JUST LIKE YOUR HAIR 175 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:39,900 RIGHT AFTER YOU COMB IT WITH 176 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,060 YOUR MOM'S COMB THAT HAS GLOBS 177 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,130 OF STICKY HAIRSPRAY ON IT, SO 178 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,060 THEN YOUR COWLICK GETS ALL 179 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,060 STICKY AND WON'T GO DOWN, 180 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:44,990 AND YOU LOOK LIKE A SASQUATCH 181 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:46,360 ALL DAY-- 182 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:51,110 ♪ I GOT THE NO-GOOD LOUSY BLUES 183 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:58,160 OH, BIRDS, THEY GOTTA SWIM 184 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:01,600 AND FISH, THEY GOTTA FLY 185 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:04,730 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE LIVING 186 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:07,360 SOMETIMES I WANT TO FORGET-- ♪ 187 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,530 ALL ABOUT HAVING TO LEAVE CAMP 188 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:09,430 AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND HAVE 189 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:10,360 THE TEACHER CALL ON ME WHEN I 190 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:11,290 DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER 'CAUSE SHE 191 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,130 HAS SOME KIND OF RADAR THAT 192 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:13,130 TELLS HER WHEN I DON'T HAVE A 193 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:14,000 CLUE AND I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A 194 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,000 DUMMY IN FRONT OF OUR WHOLE 195 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:15,930 CLASS UNTIL RECESS WHEN I CAN 196 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,560 SCREAM AND HAVE FUN AGAIN-- 197 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,860 ♪ AND FORGET ABOUT THE NO-GOOD 198 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,910 LOUSY BLUES ♪ 199 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,600 >> LAZLO, YOU'RE RIGHT! 200 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:34,330 YOU ARE RIGHT! 201 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:37,560 IT'S TIME TO FORGET MY BLUES! 202 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,060 HERE I AM, HEADING DOWN STREAM, 203 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,800 SURROUNDED BY A WONDERLAND OF 204 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,430 NATURE WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS, 205 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:45,830 AND I AM LETTING SOME DUMB OLD 206 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:48,090 RETAINER RUIN MY FUN. 207 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,900 WELL, I DON'T NEED IT. 208 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,500 EVEN IF MY RETAINER FLOATED PAST 209 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,400 ME RIGHT NOW ON A TRAY-- 210 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,960 OOH, MILK-- 211 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,930 I WOULDN'T PAY IT ANY MIND. 212 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,260 I'D JUST LET IT FLOAT RIGHT ON 213 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,560 BY. 214 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:02,800 IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME NOW. 215 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,160 >> WELL-DONE, RAJ. 216 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,430 YOU DID IT. 217 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:06,460 >> DID WHAT? 218 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,430 >> YOU PASSED ON THE PERFECT 219 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,990 OPPORTUNITY TO RETRIEVE YOUR 220 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,090 RETAINER. 221 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,830 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, RAJ. 222 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:14,230 TODAY YOU'VE PROVED THAT YOU CAN 223 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,700 LET GO OF SOMETHING YOU REALLY 224 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,660 WANT, EVEN IF IT'S IN REACH. 225 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,930 THAT YOU DON'T NEED PERFECT 226 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,130 TEETH LIKE MINE TO FIND 227 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,190 HAPPINESS. 228 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:22,230 >> HAPPY. 229 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,260 >> AND THAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY 230 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,460 COMFORTABLE WITH THE STRONG 231 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,060 POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR SMILE WILL 232 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,860 NOW ONE DAY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE 233 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,960 YOUR BROTHER'S. 234 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,660 >> AAH! 235 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,130 MY RETAINER! 236 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:35,760 [GROANING] 237 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:36,990 >> WHAT DID I SAY? 238 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,260 AAH! 239 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,160 >> RETAINER. 240 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,230 RETAINER, RETAINER, RETAINER, 241 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,760 RETAINER, RETAINER, RETAINER, 242 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:44,860 RETAINER, RETAINER. 243 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,400 RETAINER. 244 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,400 RETAINER, RETAINER, RETAINER, 245 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,530 RETAINER! 246 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,430 >> CLAM, WE GOTTA STOP RAJ! 247 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:55,060 >> MUST GET RETAINER BEFORE THE 248 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,760 WATERFALL! 249 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,790 >> WATERFALL? 250 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,460 [GROANING] 251 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,960 >> RAJ, STOP! 252 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,130 LET YOUR RETAINER GO BEFORE IT'S 253 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:06,530 TOO LATE! 254 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:11,160 >> MUST HAVE RETAINER! 255 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,760 [GROANING] 256 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:23,290 >> AAH! 257 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,050 [SCREAMING] 258 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:31,960 HA HA. 259 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:33,160 WE'RE NOT FALLING. 260 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,830 WE'RE SAFELY HANGING 500 FEET 261 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:37,400 ABOVE DEADLY RAPIDS. 262 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,830 AAH! 263 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,230 >> I LOVE THE SOUND OF 264 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:42,700 WATERFALLS. 265 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,000 IT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. 266 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,360 SOUNDS MORE LIKE SCREAMS OF 267 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,790 TERROR FROM THOSE JELLY CABIN 268 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,930 GUYS. 269 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,700 >> NOW THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. 270 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,360 BOY, I'D GIVE THE SHIRT OFF MY 271 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:54,130 BACK TO SEE LAZLO AND THOSE 272 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:56,130 JELLY CABIN DWEEBS IN HARM'S 273 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:58,030 WAY. 274 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,060 HEY, WHAT'S THE IDEA? 275 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,400 >> SEE? 276 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,230 >> AAH! 277 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,260 >> HERE, TAKE MY PANTS, TOO. 278 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,460 >> LAZLO, CAN YOU SEE MY 279 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,330 RETAINER DOWN THERE? 280 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,800 >> IT'S TOO FAR TO SEE. 281 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:12,400 IT'S AT LEAST A 500-FOOT DROP. 282 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,290 >> I'M GOING TO JUMP FOR IT. 283 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,600 >> WHAT? 284 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:16,400 NO, RAJ. 285 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,430 BAD IDEA. 286 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,290 >> RAJ IS GONNA JUMP! 287 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,600 THEY'RE GONERS! 288 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,460 >> GO FOR IT, RAJ! 289 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,400 >> REMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU 290 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,800 DIDN'T NEED A RETAINER? 291 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,360 >> BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW 292 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,960 WHERE IT WAS. 293 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,330 >> IS A SMELLY, SLIMY, FILTHY 294 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:32,930 RETAINER THAT CAN ONLY OFFER AN 295 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,800 ETERNITY OF STRAIGHT TEETH MORE 296 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,990 IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FRIENDS? 297 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:40,230 YOUR BEST FRIENDS? 298 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,260 >> I WANT TO THANK ALL MY 299 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,630 FRIENDS FOR COMING TO HELP ME 300 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:45,260 CELEBRATE MY 100th BIRTHDAY. 301 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,760 YOU MAY NOW SING TO ME "THE 302 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:47,900 BIRTHDAY SONG." 303 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,790 >> OH, SING IT YOURSELF. 304 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,800 >> WHAT? 305 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,830 WHO SAID THAT? 306 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,400 >> I DID. 307 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,290 >> YOU DID? 308 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,090 BUT WHERE ARE ALL OF MY FRIENDS? 309 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,330 >> WHAT FRIENDS? 310 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,600 YOU CHOSE ME, YOU BIG, PINK 311 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:02,290 GOOF. 312 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,300 >> NO, I CHOSE MY FRIENDS! 313 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,130 >> RAJ CHOSE US! 314 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:12,460 >> US! 315 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,600 >> AH, THANKS FOR SAVING US-- 316 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:15,290 AHH! 317 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:24,330 >> HOORAY! 318 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,600 WHATEVER. 319 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,430 >> HOORAY! 320 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,630 >> GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK. 321 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,660 >> DO YOU THINK HE WANTS HIS 322 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,430 PANTS BACK, TOO? 323 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,960 >> SO, WHAT WAS I SAYING? 324 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,060 OH, YEAH. 325 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,560 WELL, I GUESS I WON'T EVER HAVE 326 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:39,230 A PERFECT SMILE, BUT WHO CARES 327 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:41,230 WHEN I HAVE TWO GREAT FRIENDS 328 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,700 LIKE YOU. 329 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:43,900 IT'S A GOOD THING WE LANDED 330 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,460 WITHOUT INJURY, HUH? 331 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:48,560 >> YOU SAID IT, PAL. 332 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,900 [SCREAMING] 333 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,060 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 334 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,290 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 335 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,360 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 336 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,700 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 337 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:05,640 --www.ncicap.org--] 338 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:21,530 >> AAH! 339 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,430 [TRUMPETING]