[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> HURRY UP, YOU TWO.
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE
CANOE TRIP.
HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS EATING?
>> WE KIND OF LOST OUR APPETITE
STARING AT YOUR STINKY OLD
RETAINER.
DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT AT
THE TABLE?
>> WELL, IF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR
APPETITE, I KNOW A SIMPLE
SOLUTION.
[BURPING]
ALL DONE!
LET'S GET GOING.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO
THIS TRIP FOR WEEKS.
NOTHING COULD KEEP ME FROM
HAVING THE TIME OF MY--
MY RETAINER!
AAH!
WHERE IS IT?
[GROANING]
MY RETAINER!
AAH!
[BOOM]
NOT THERE.
[STUTTERING]
MY RETAINER, IT'S GONE!
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO...
>> ALL YOU ALL RIGHT, RAJ?
DID YOU FIND YOUR RETAINER?
>> NO, I DID NOT.
I HAVE HAD TO WEAR IT EVERY
SINGLE DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS.
I HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT.
>> WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD
ONE DAY POSSIBLY MAKE?
>> WHAT DIFFERENCE?
WHAT DIFFERENCE!
MY BROTHER NEVER WORE A
RETAINER, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIM!
HE RAN AWAY AND GOT A JOB AT THE
CIRCUS...
IN THE FREAK SHOW, AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
TO ME UNLESS I FIND MY RETAINER.
[CRYING]
>> RAJ, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE NOT A HIDEOUS FREAK.
>> I...I'M NOT?
>> NO, YOU'RE A SMELLY, MUTANT
WEIRDO.
>> SITTING IN A GARBAGE CAN.
[LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]
>> OH, NO!
[CRASH]
[SNIFFING]
>> AHH.
HEY, RAJ, CAN YOU JUST SMELL
THAT FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR?
I MEAN, MY GOODNESS.
NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU GET TO
SEE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY LIKE THIS.
>> IF YOU'LL TURN YOUR ATTENTION
TO THE RIGHT, YOU'LL NOTICE THE
GREAT PINE TREES OF PRICKLY
FOREST, AND ON YOUR LEFT IS THE
PILE OF SMELLY GARBAGE CALLED
SMELLY MUTANT MOUNTAIN.
[LAUGHING]
>> HEY, I DON'T GET IT.
>> I DO.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN
AIR, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE
SCENERY, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THIS STUPID FLOAT TRIP!
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MY RETAINER.
[SIGHS]
>> OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
>> NEAT.
>> WE SHOULD GO THAT WAY.
>> IS THAT THE WAY TO MY
RETAINER?
>> WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WAY TO
YOUR RETAINER, RAJ, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE RIVER
LESS TRAVELED.
>> MY RETAINER TRAVELS WITH IT?
[BIRD SQUAWKING]
>> LUNCHTIME, RAJ.
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE: PEANUT
BUTTER AND PICKLE.
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO LOVE
CLEANING MY RETAINER AFTER
EATING PEANUT BUTTER.
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT IT ALL THE
TIME.
>> SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL
IT'S GONE.
>> I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA.
LET'S GO CANOE DANCING!
>> CANOE DANCING.
>> NOTHING'S MORE FUN THAN
DANCING IN A CAN--WHOA!
[SPLASH]
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
>> SURE.
WHATEVER.
>> HMM.
>> OAR FIGHT!
>> HEY, YEAH.
OAR FIGHT, RAJ!
[LAUGHING]
ISN'T THIS FUN, RAJ?
>> SORRY.
HA HA.
>> HEY, RAJ, CHECK THIS OUT.
TA-DA!
[SIGHS]
WELL, RAJ, I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER ABOUT LOSING YOUR
RETAINER.
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M FEELING
THIS WAY, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
LEFT FOR ME TO DO EXCEPT TO PLAY
SOME THERE'S-NOTHING-LEFT-FOR-
ME-TO-DO-BUT-PLAY-SOME-SAD-
RIVER-BANJO-MUSIC MUSIC.
[TUNING]
AHEM.
♪ OH
[OFF-TUNE]
ROSES ARE BLUE
VIOLETS ARE TOO
CANDY IS SO SWEET
BUT NOT AS SWEET AS-- ♪
WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S ALSO
STICKY, JUST LIKE YOUR HAIR
RIGHT AFTER YOU COMB IT WITH
YOUR MOM'S COMB THAT HAS GLOBS
OF STICKY HAIRSPRAY ON IT, SO
THEN YOUR COWLICK GETS ALL
STICKY AND WON'T GO DOWN,
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A SASQUATCH
ALL DAY--
♪ I GOT THE NO-GOOD LOUSY BLUES
OH, BIRDS, THEY GOTTA SWIM
AND FISH, THEY GOTTA FLY
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE LIVING
SOMETIMES I WANT TO FORGET-- ♪
ALL ABOUT HAVING TO LEAVE CAMP
AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND HAVE
THE TEACHER CALL ON ME WHEN I
DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER 'CAUSE SHE
HAS SOME KIND OF RADAR THAT
TELLS HER WHEN I DON'T HAVE A
CLUE AND I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A
DUMMY IN FRONT OF OUR WHOLE
CLASS UNTIL RECESS WHEN I CAN
SCREAM AND HAVE FUN AGAIN--
♪ AND FORGET ABOUT THE NO-GOOD
LOUSY BLUES ♪
>> LAZLO, YOU'RE RIGHT!
YOU ARE RIGHT!
IT'S TIME TO FORGET MY BLUES!
HERE I AM, HEADING DOWN STREAM,
SURROUNDED BY A WONDERLAND OF
NATURE WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS,
AND I AM LETTING SOME DUMB OLD
RETAINER RUIN MY FUN.
WELL, I DON'T NEED IT.
EVEN IF MY RETAINER FLOATED PAST
ME RIGHT NOW ON A TRAY--
OOH, MILK--
I WOULDN'T PAY IT ANY MIND.
I'D JUST LET IT FLOAT RIGHT ON
BY.
IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME NOW.
>> WELL-DONE, RAJ.
YOU DID IT.
>> DID WHAT?
>> YOU PASSED ON THE PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY TO RETRIEVE YOUR
RETAINER.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, RAJ.
TODAY YOU'VE PROVED THAT YOU CAN
LET GO OF SOMETHING YOU REALLY
WANT, EVEN IF IT'S IN REACH.
THAT YOU DON'T NEED PERFECT
TEETH LIKE MINE TO FIND
HAPPINESS.
>> HAPPY.
>> AND THAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY
COMFORTABLE WITH THE STRONG
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR SMILE WILL
NOW ONE DAY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
YOUR BROTHER'S.
>> AAH!
MY RETAINER!
[GROANING]
>> WHAT DID I SAY?
AAH!
>> RETAINER.
RETAINER, RETAINER, RETAINER,
RETAINER, RETAINER.
RETAINER.
RETAINER, RETAINER, RETAINER,
RETAINER!
>> CLAM, WE GOTTA STOP RAJ!
>> MUST GET RETAINER BEFORE THE
WATERFALL!
>> WATERFALL?
[GROANING]
>> RAJ, STOP!
LET YOUR RETAINER GO BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE!
>> MUST HAVE RETAINER!
[GROANING]
>> AAH!
[SCREAMING]
HA HA.
WE'RE NOT FALLING.
WE'RE SAFELY HANGING 500 FEET
ABOVE DEADLY RAPIDS.
AAH!
>> I LOVE THE SOUND OF
WATERFALLS.
IT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
SOUNDS MORE LIKE SCREAMS OF
TERROR FROM THOSE JELLY CABIN
GUYS.
>> NOW THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
BOY, I'D GIVE THE SHIRT OFF MY
BACK TO SEE LAZLO AND THOSE
JELLY CABIN DWEEBS IN HARM'S
WAY.
HEY, WHAT'S THE IDEA?
>> SEE?
>> AAH!
>> HERE, TAKE MY PANTS, TOO.
>> LAZLO, CAN YOU SEE MY
RETAINER DOWN THERE?
>> IT'S TOO FAR TO SEE.
IT'S AT LEAST A 500-FOOT DROP.
>> I'M GOING TO JUMP FOR IT.
>> WHAT?
NO, RAJ.
BAD IDEA.
>> RAJ IS GONNA JUMP!
THEY'RE GONERS!
>> GO FOR IT, RAJ!
>> REMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU
DIDN'T NEED A RETAINER?
>> BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW
WHERE IT WAS.
>> IS A SMELLY, SLIMY, FILTHY
RETAINER THAT CAN ONLY OFFER AN
ETERNITY OF STRAIGHT TEETH MORE
IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FRIENDS?
YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
>> I WANT TO THANK ALL MY
FRIENDS FOR COMING TO HELP ME
CELEBRATE MY 100th BIRTHDAY.
YOU MAY NOW SING TO ME "THE
BIRTHDAY SONG."
>> OH, SING IT YOURSELF.
>> WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
>> I DID.
>> YOU DID?
BUT WHERE ARE ALL OF MY FRIENDS?
>> WHAT FRIENDS?
YOU CHOSE ME, YOU BIG, PINK
GOOF.
>> NO, I CHOSE MY FRIENDS!
>> RAJ CHOSE US!
>> US!
>> AH, THANKS FOR SAVING US--
AHH!
>> HOORAY!
WHATEVER.
>> HOORAY!
>> GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK.
>> DO YOU THINK HE WANTS HIS
PANTS BACK, TOO?
>> SO, WHAT WAS I SAYING?
OH, YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS I WON'T EVER HAVE
A PERFECT SMILE, BUT WHO CARES
WHEN I HAVE TWO GREAT FRIENDS
LIKE YOU.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE LANDED
WITHOUT INJURY, HUH?
>> YOU SAID IT, PAL.
[SCREAMING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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>> AAH!
[TRUMPETING]