[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
[CRACKING]
>> AAH!
HELP!
AN ANGRY JUICE MACHINE!
>> JUICE MACHINE!
>> I AM THE TREACHEROUS MACHINE!
I AM A ROBOT.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> HEY, ROBOT, PICK THAT WEIRD
THING UP.
>> I AM NOT A ROBOT.
I AM A JUICE MACHINE.
>> I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S A WIG.
LOOK!
I'M A CAVEMAN.
OOGA, OOGA.
UGH, UGH.
I'M A HIPPIE, MAN.
I'M MADAM LAZLO, THE PSYCHIC,
PREDICTOR OF THE FUTURE.
I PREDICT THE ARISING OF...
UM, A GREAT WATER BEAST.
[DOLPHIN SOUNDS]
WOW, WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.
>> MADAM LAZLO, YOU ARE
CLAIRVOYANT.
DO IT AGAIN!
>> AGAIN. AGAIN.
>> HMM...I PREDICT THAT SAMSON
WILL GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH A
VOLLEYBALL.
[CHEERING]
>> MADAM LAZLO, OUR SMALL MINDS
ARE HUMBLED IN THE SHADOW OF
YOUR MAGNIFICENT WIG.
>> WHY DON'T YOU DO A PREDICTION
FOR ME, LAZLO?
>> OH, HI, EDWARD.
SURE.
>> WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.
HOLD ON.
MADAM LAZLO DOES NOT JUST GIVE
PREDICTIONS AWAY.
>> OK.
SO, WHAT DOES MADAM LAZLO WANT
FOR ONE OF HIS PREDICTIONS?
>> HMM...HOW 'BOUT...
HOW 'BOUT ONE OF THESE?
>> ONE OF WHAT?
>> A SMILE.
>> A SMILE?
NO WAY.
JUST GIVE ME THE PREDICTION.
>> YOU HEARD MADAM LAZLO.
ONE SMILE FOR YOUR PREDICTION.
>> NOT A CHANCE, TRUNKY.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
IF YOU WANT TO RISK THE FUTURE
TO CHANCE, THAT IS YOUR
BUSINESS.
>> A SMILE IS A SIGN OF
AFFECTION, WHICH I DO NOT HAVE
FOR YOU, LAZLO.
>> STEP RIGHT UP IF YOU CARE TO
BE AMAZED AND ASTONISHED BY THE
POTENT POWERS OF THE MYSTERIOUS
MADAM LAZLO AND HIS WIG OF WHY.
>> AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
BE?
>> I AM RAJ, THE WIG KEEPER.
ONE SMILE, PLEASE.
YOU MAY ENTER.
>> WELCOME.
I AM THE MAGNIFICENT MADAM
LAZLO, TRUTH-TELLER,
SOOTH-SEEKER, SEEKER OF THE
SOOTHS.
YOU MAY BE SEATED.
>> WE ARE SEATED.
>> OH, YEAH.
I KNEW THAT.
>> HE PREDICTED WE WOULD SIT!
>> AFTER WE DID IT.
>> HE KNOWS THE PAST.
>> AND THE PRESENT.
HE SAID WE WOULD SIT, AND WE
DID.
WE SHOULD ASK WHEN WE'LL SIT
AGAIN.
>> WHAT CAN MADAM LAZLO DO FOR
YOU TODAY?
>> MY BROTHER, DAVE--
[COUGHING]
SAID YOU GIVE--
[COUGHING]
PREDICTIONS.
>> OUMMM...
I PREDICT THAT YOU, PING PONG,
WILL...
>> AHH...AHH...
>> BECOME ALLERGIC TO MY
PREDICTIONS.
[SNEEZING]
>> WOW, THAT'S AMAZING.
[SNEEZING]
>> NEXT!
>> MADAM LAZLO, I HAVE THIS
PROBLEM--
[CHATTERING]
>> MADAM LAZLO, YOU'RE BECOMING
VERY POPULAR.
OK, WHO'S NEXT?
>> PSST.
UH, MADAM LAZLO'S PRESENCE IS
BEING REQUESTED BY A VERY
IMPORTANT BUT ANONYMOUS PATRON.
>> AH, MADAM LAZLO.
PLEASE COME IN.
HAVE A SEAT.
>> IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE.
>> YES.
I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS SORT OF
THING.
>> YES, I KNOW.
>> I HAVE THIS FRIEND, YOU SEE,
WHO IS A SCOUT MASTER, AND HE,
LET US SAY, HAS DREAMS.
DREAMS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN ANY
SCOUT CAMP CAN CONTAIN.
DREAMS OF FAME AND FORTUNE!
CAN YOU HELP ME--HIM?
>> HELP HIM WHAT?
>> HELP ME--AHEM--I MEAN
HIM--HIM GET AS FAR AWAY FROM
HIS CAMP AS POSSIBLE
AND NEVER EVER COME BACK.
>> UH...
>> I AM PREPARED TO PAY YOU
HANDSOMELY.
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS BEAUTIFUL
GIFT IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR
SERVICES.
JUST LIKE YOURSELF, I HEAR IT
COMES FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
SO...ANYTHING?
>> ANYTHING?
>> COME ON!
I PAID YOU.
START PREDICTING SOMETHING!
>> OH, OH, YES.
THE GREAT MADAM LAZLO SEES...
>> YES?
>> YOUR FRIEND...
>> YES? YES?
>> GETTING FAME AND FORTUNE.
>> ALL RIGHT FOR MY FRIEND!
>> BUT...
>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
>> HE WILL HAVE TO...
>> WHAT? WHAT?
>> DRESS UP AS A PRIMA
BALLERINA, STAND BY THE CAMP'S
GATE AT PRECISELY 8:00 P.M., AND
THEN, ONLY THEN A CHARIOT OF
LIGHT WILL WHISK HIM TO FAME AND
FORTUNE.
>> I KNEW IT!
A CHARIOT OF LIGHT!
FAME AND FORTUNE!
PRIMA BALL--HUH?
PRIMA BALLERINA?
>> YES.
>> PRIMA BALLERINA.
OH, MADAM LAZLO, MY FRIEND WILL
BE SO HAPPY.
>> OH, GOOD.
[STIFLES LAUGH]
[CHATTERING]
>> OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE
BACK.
LAZLO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU MUST REMOUNT YOUR WIG AT
ONCE.
WE CANNOT LET THEM SEE YOU LIKE
THIS.
>> MY WIG IS WORN OUT.
I THINK I'M DONE MAKING
PREDICTIONS.
>> MAKING PREDICTIONS?
YOU CAN'T!
>> CAN'T?
>> CAN'T.
>> WHY CAN'T I?
>> BECAUSE.
>> BECAUSE WHY?
>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE MORE
PREDICTION TO DO.
>> ONE MORE.
>> OK...AND THAT WOULD BE FOR
WHOM?
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
ZIPPITY ZAP, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
YOU'LL BE VISITED, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BY THE LEGENDARY PINK
GEEK.
THERE.
>> WHAT'S A LEGENDARY PINK GEEK?
>> DUNNO.
>> THERE HE IS: MADAM LAZLO!
[CHEERING]
>> ALL RIGHT, MONKEY BOY, HERE'S
YOUR SMILE.
CAN I FINALLY HAVE MY
PREDICTION?
>> LOOK, WE WERE JUST PLAYING A
GAME.
[GASPING]
>> WHAT?
>> IT WAS ALL FOR FUN.
THE BOOTH, MADAM LAZLO, EVEN THE
WIG.
[GASPING]
>> YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO
AVOID GIVING ME A PREDICTION.
>> LOOK!
IT'S FAKE!
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU PREDICTED CHIP AND I WOULD
SIT DOWN.
>> YEAH, AND--AND WE BEEN
SITTING DOWN ON AND OFF
REGULARLY SINCE THEN.
>> LAZLO SAID I WAS ALLERGIC TO
PREDICTIONS.
EVERY COME I COME AND GET A
PREDICTION, I SNEEZE.
>> HE PREDICTED I'D GET THE
HICCUPS.
[HICCUPPING]
>> HE PREDICTED BREAKFAST.
>> HE SURE DID.
>> THAT VOLLEYBALL THING--OOH!
>> HE PREDICTED MY TOENAILS
WOULD GROW.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE PROBABLY PREDICTED HE WOULD
SAY HE'S A FAKE.
>> GIVE US ANOTHER PREDICTION.
WHOO!
>> WE WANT A PREDICTION.
WE WANT A PREDICTION.
>> ALL RIGHT!
YOU WANT A PREDICTION?
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE TO SHOW YOU
HOW RIDICULOUS YOU'RE ALL BEING.
I'M GONNA WRITE SOMETHING ON THE
INSIDE OF THIS WIG, SOMETHING
THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY COME TRUE
IN A MILLION BILLION YEARS.
[CHATTERING]
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYONE
READ IT UNTIL TOMORROW, AND
YOU'LL SEE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT
ALL OF THIS IS JUST A GAME.
>> OH, MAN.
>> I GOTTA GET THAT WIG.
>> COME ON, LAZLO.
JUST TELL US WHAT IS THE
LEGENDARY PINK GEEK?
>> TELL US!
TELL US!
>> IT'S WRITTEN IN THE WIG,
ISN'T IT?
>> PINK GEEK!
>> COME ON, TELL US!
>> NOPE.
>> NO ONE WILL KNOW.
>> NOPE.
>> JUST GIVE US A PEEK.
>> NU-UH.
>> JUST A LITTLE ONE?
>> NO, RAJ.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
NOW, GO TO SLEEP.
THAT'S IT!
>> MADAM LAZLO, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?
>> GOTTA PUT THIS WIG WHERE NO
ONE WILL GET TO IT.
>> SHAMPOO AND CREAM RINSE?
>> THE WIG LOOKS LOVELY IN
MOONLIGHT.
[GROANING]
>> WIG'S HERE.
PARTY!
[PANTING]
>> DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN, WIG?
[SCREAMING]
[SIGHS]
>> THERE.
THAT OUGHT TO HOLD TILL MORNING.
AAH!
>> TELL US A PREDICTION, MADAM
LAZLO.
>> UGH, TAKE THE PREDICTION.
JUST TAKE IT NOW, AND YOU'LL SEE
HOW WRONG--
>> OK, MADAM LAZLO, BUT AREN'T
YOU GOING TO CHARGE ME A SMILE
FIRST?
A BIG OLD SMILE LIKE THIS ONE?
IS THIS SMILE BIG ENOUGH FOR
YOU?
[LAUGHING]
NOW CAN I HAVE A PREDICTION?
HUH?
IS THAT OK?
CAN I HAVE YOUR PREDICTION NOW,
MADAM LAZLO?
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
HERE COMES THE PREDICTION,
CAMPERS.
WILL SMILE FOR LAZLO?
>> WHAT DOES IT SAY?
>> YEAH--UGH!
TELL US WHAT THE PREDICTION IS.
>> UM...NOTHING.
>> OH!
>> MADAM LAZLO'S A FRAUD,
A FAKE.
YOU SHOULD ALL FORGET THE WHOLE
THING EVER HAPPENED.
MY FACE HURTS.
>> FAKE?
AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO
SEEING THIS LEGENDARY PINK GEEK.
>> OK, LET'S SEE.
PRIMA BALLERINA.
GOT THAT.
I'M LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
IT'S ALMOST 8:00 P.M.
THAT'S GOOD.
WHOO, WHAT'S THIS?
WELL, THAT'LL DO JUST FINE.
OK, NOW STAND WHERE?
OH, RIGHT.
THE CAMP GATE.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND NOW I WAIT FOR THE CHARIOT
OF LIGHT TO WHISK ME AWAY TO
FAME AND FORTUNE.
[GASPING]
THE CHARIOT OF LIGHT--I CAN SEE
IT!
[SIREN]
>> THAT'S IT, OFFICER.
THAT'S MY WIG.
[GASPING]
[SCREAMING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
>> AAH!
[TRUMPETING]