>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
YODEL-LE-EEE ♪
>> ♪ IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
THEN YOUR HEART
WILL TRULY SHOW IT
IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME
ALL-NATURAL, ORGANIC,
HOMEOPATHIC, GARDEN WIENIES?
HOLD YOUR EXCITEMENT.
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
MMM.
LOOK OUT.
DOESN'T THAT SMELL YUMMY?
[GROAN]
THERE YOU GO.
NEXT BATTER UP.
>> OOF!
[GASP]
[GRUNTING]
[LAZLO WHISTLES]
>> HEY, YOU, GRIZZLY GUS.
IT'S ME--SADDLEBAG SAM.
AND I'VE COME BACK FOR MY TATER
TOT MINE.
>> OVER MY COLD, CRISPY, DEAD
HIDE, SAM.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> LAZLO.
I THINK YOU AND JELLY CABIN CAN
HELP WHEATGRASS WILLIE HERE MAKE
THE WIENIES NEXT WEEK.
>> UH-OH.
>> ♪ IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
R-ROLL THE TOFU ♪
NO, NO, NO, LAZLO.
YOU R-ROLL THE TOFU.
>> THR-THR-ROLL THE TOFU.
>> ♪ IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
PESTLE THE GRAIN ♪
>> RAJ, WE PESTLE,
NOT PULVERIZE IT.
♪ IF YOU'RE HEALTHY
AND YOU KNOW IT
[COUGHING]
THE VEGAN PASTE
WILL TRULY SHOW IT ♪
[CHOKING]
HOW'S THE VEGAN PASTE COMING...
[COUGHING]
CLAM?
ACK!
I AM NOT RUNNING SOME HOME
ECONOMICS CLASS.
I'VE GOT SOME BACKPACKING TO DO!
>> OH, NO.
WHO IS GOING TO MAKE THE WIENIES
NOW?
>> WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED HOT DOGS?
>> I THINK THEY WENT OUT OF
FASHION WITH LONG UNDERWEAR.
>> SAY, RAJ, DIDN'T YOU ONCE
TELL ME THAT YOU USED TO HELP
YOUR MOM MAKE THE SOFTEST,
FLUFFIEST BREAD AT HOME?
>> SHE HAD THE BEST BUNS IN THE
WHOLE VILLAGE.
>> AND, CLAM, DIDN'T YOU USED TO
HELP YOUR POP ADD SPECIAL ZING
TO A SPICY BARBECUE MUSTARD
SAUCE?
>> YEAH. ZING, ZING!
>> THEN WHAT'S STOPPING JELLY
CABIN FROM MAKING SOME GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED HOT DOGS?
>> UH, THE ACTUAL HOT DOG?
>> MY MA USED TO BOIL A PRETTY
MEAN WIENIE.
[CHEERING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
TIME FOR LUNCH.
PLEASE GATHER TO THE MESS HALL
FOR ANOTHER HOT DOG MONDAY.
OH, UH, TODAY'S WIENIES
PRESENTED TO YOU BY YOUR FELLOW
CAMPERS IN JELLY CABIN.
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
McMUESLI'S PINCH HITTERS.
I'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE LAST RIGHTS
IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED.
>> GOOD LUCK, SAMSON.
>> CAN I HAVE YOUR TATER TOTS IF
YOU DON'T MAKE IT?
>> GET THE STOMACH PUMPS REVVED
UP.
>> HERE WE GO, BOYS.
>> ZING, ZING.
>> ALL RIGHTY THEN, JELLIES.
IT'S WIENIE TIME.
>> GO AHEAD, SAMSON.
WE'LL NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN.
>> HEY, THIS IS WAY ABOVE
AVERAGE!
[GOBBLING]
>> WIENIERIFIC!
>> HOT DOG HEAVEN.
>> CULINARY MAGIC IN THE WAY OF
THE FRANKFURTER.
>> AND THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
MOVE ASIDE.
COMING THROUGH!
I'LL BE THE JUDGE ABOUT HOW
GREAT THESE HOT DOGS ARE.
[SNIFFING]
>> WELL, EDWARD?
>> IT'S...
IT'S...
IT'S THE BEST HOT DOG I'VE EVER
HAD!
>> WHY, THANK--
>> EVER!
>> THANK YOU, EDWARD.
THAT'S RIGHT!
GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.
>> MMM!
HOORAY FOR JELLY CABIN HOT DOG
MONDAYS!
[CAMPERS CHANTING "HOT DOGS!"]
>> ZING, ZING.
>> GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
>> ZING!
>> GET 'EM!
>> HOT DOGS!
HOT DOGS!
>> BEING HOT DOG KINGS IS HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT.
>> I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SLEPT
IN DAYS.
>> HEY, CLAM!
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
CLAM!
>> STOP YELLOWING!
>> WHEW!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MY
BUNS COULD CAUSE SUCH
EXCITEMENT?
>> YOU HAVE VERY NICE BUNS, RAJ.
>> MYSTIC MUSTARD.
>> YES, CLAM.
YOUR MYSTIC MUSTARD IS CAUSING
EXCITEMENT, TOO.
>> BUT IT'S THE BUNS THAT DO THE
HEAVY LIFTING.
>> PBBT!
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
THAT THAT PUKE-COLORED GLOP IS
AS POPULAR AS MY PILLOWY
CUSHIONS OF LOVE?
>> HEY, GUYS, WE'RE A TEAM.
AND IN A TEAM, THE DOUGHNUT HOLE
IS GREATER THAN SOME OF ITS
OTHER PARTS.
[SHOUTING]
>> HOT DOG MONDAY POSTPONED DUE
TO IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES?
>> OH, MAN.
THAT'S A BUMMER.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
>> THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK
ABOUT.
>> NOT SPEAKING.
>> I THINK WE'RE JUST GETTING
TESTY BECAUSE OUR MATERIAL IS
GETTING STALE.
>> MY BUNS ARE NOT GETTING
STALE!
>> MUSTARD NOT STALE!
>> MAYBE IF WE JUST SWITCH
POSITIONS FOR A WHILE.
RAJ CAN DO MUSTARD AND CLAM CAN
DO BUNS.
>> HOT DOGS DO NOT EVEN NEED
MUSTARD!
IT IS DISGUSTING!
>> BUNS ARE DISGUSTING!
AND BORING.
>> YOU THINK BUNS ARE BORING?
I WILL SHOW YOU BORING!
THERE IS NOTHING BORING ABOUT
BUNS!
THERE ARE A CUSHIONY PILLOW OF
LOVE!
>> GUYS!
STOP IT!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST
FRIENDS!
>> AAH!
>> SO IT'S TRUE.
THEY DO BATHE IN MUSTARD.
>> IS IT TRUE THAT YOU SLEEP IN
3 GIANT BUNS?
>> WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAVE HOT
DOG MONDAYS AGAIN?
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR FANS?
>> COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
>> NOT A BIG DEAL?
>> YOU CURED OUR CASE OF THE
MONDAYS.
>> YOU GAVE US SOMETHING TO LIVE
FOR!
>> DON'T WE MATTER ANYMORE?
>> WELL, WE REALLY APPRECIATE
IT.
BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING MORE
IMPORTANT TO DEAL WITH RIGHT
NOW...
FRIENDSHIP.
>> AWW!
>> YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T EAT
FRIENDSHIP.
>> YEAH!
>> DON'T YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT
FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
INGREDIENT IN A HOT DOG?
>> YES, BUT WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
WHEN YOU HAVE GREAT BUNS?
>> YA-HOO!
>> MUSTARD IS, UH, GOOD!
>> MUSTARD!
>> MAY I REMIND YOU OF BUNS?
[CHEERING]
>> MUSTARD!
>> BUNS!
>> MUSTARD!
>> BUNS!
>> ALL RIGHT, WE GET THE POINT
ALREADY!
>> HEY, IF THEY BROKE UP, WE
COULD HAVE 3 SEPARATE HOT DOG
NIGHTS.
[CHEERING]
>> BUT THE JELLIES DO HOT DOGS
TOGETHER ON MONDAYS.
>> BUN BOY NIGHT!
BUN BOY NIGHT!
MR. MUSTARD NIGHT!
BREAK UP!
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR.
>> MMM!
HEY, THERE'S NOTHING EVEN ON
THIS THING.
IT'S JUST A BUN.
>> WHERE'S THE SUBSTANCE?
>> WHERE'S THE MAIN EVENT?
>> YEAH!
>> YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT A PLATE
OF PLAIN MUSTARD?
>> IT HAS ZING.
>> HERE'S YOUR ZING.
>> HEY, RAJ.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I AM JUST HANGING OUT IN A
FILTHY DUMPSTER WITH MY
WORTHLESS BUNS.
>> YEAH.
I WAS JUST GETTING RID OF THESE
DUMB OLD FRANKFURTERS.
HEY, CLAM.
ARE YOU HIDING OUT HERE, TOO?
>> NO.
I WAS EATING GARBAGE.
AHH!
>> HEY, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A
JELLY CABIN HOT DOG FOR OLD
TIME'S SAKE?
>> AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT MIND
WORKING WITH AN OLD HAS-BUN.
>> OR MUSTARD MISFIT.
>> OR A LITTLE WIENIE LIKE ME.
>> OK.
READY?
HERE IS THE CUSHIONY PILLOW OF
LOVE.
>> AND HERE'S THE DOG.
RUFF, RUFF!
>> AND ZING!
[SNIFFING]
>> HEY, I KNOW THAT SMELL.
>> AHH.
IT REALLY FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T
IT?
>> JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
>> LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
>> HEY, UP THERE.
>> JELLY CABIN'S MAKING HOT DOGS
AGAIN.
IT'S SO EXCITING, I'M DROOLING.
>> THE JELLIES ARE BACK!
>> WE WANT HOT DOGS!
WE WANT HOT DOGS!
>> GOOD GOLLY, WHY CAN'T THEY
JUST LET US MAKE HOT DOGS FOR
OURSELVES?
>> BUT LOOK, THEY'RE AN ANGRY
MOB.
HOW CAN WE KEEP ALL THE HOT DOGS
FOR OURSELVES?
>> GIVE US HOT DOGS!
GIVE US HOT DOGS!
>> DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHAT
HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF ANYWAY?
>> I'M SUDDENLY FEELING LIKE
PIZZA.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> I'M ACTUALLY CONSIDERING
GOING VEGAN.
>> REALLY?
I WAS READING ABOUT THAT.
>> GOOD JOB, RAJ.
NOW WE HAVE ALL OF OUR DELICIOUS
FRANKFURTERS ALL TO OURSELVES.
>> JUST US HOT DOG BUDDIES.
WHY DID I EVER HAVE TO BRING
THAT UP?
>> I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
>> YUCK.
>> AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER,
AND WE'RE BUDDIES AGAIN.
>> BUT WHAT ARE WE MADE OF?
>> UH, STUFF.
>> STUFF?
WHAT KIND OF STUFF?
>> STUFF STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW, BY-PRODUCTS.
>> ALL BEEF.
>> SLINKMAN. SLINKMAN.
COME ON, SLINKMAN.
HAND IT OVER.
THE JOB ISN'T OVER TILL THE
PAPERWORK'S DONE.
HA HA HA.
THAT'S--THAT'S VERY FUNNY,
SLINKMAN, BUT THE JOKE'S OVER
NOW.
COME ON, HAND IT OVER.
SLINKMAN, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
SLINKMAN, HAND THAT OVER.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
SLINKMAN.
PLEASE, SLINKMAN.
PLEASE HAND IT OVER!
SLINKMAN, HAND IT OVER NOW.
I MEAN RIGHT NOW!
OH, HA HA!
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