[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
[GROANING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[GROANING]
>> HERE YOU GO, SIR.
>> I AM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT
A--HOLY COW!
AAH!
>> UGH...
>> WHAT IS IT, SLINKMAN?
>> IT'S CHEF McMUSELY, SIR--
THE COOK.
>> WELL, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
SHOULDN'T HE BE, UH...COOKING?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ILL, SIR.
>> WELL, IF HE'S SICK, WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR LUNCH?
OK, QUIET DOWN NOW.
I SAID QUIET DOWN!
I AM IN CONTROL HERE!
WHOA!
>> SORRY.
POTHOLE.
>> NOW, AS I'M SURE YOU'VE
ALREADY HEARD, OUR GOOD FRIEND,
CHEF, EH--CHEF McMOOFTY--
>> McMUSELY, SIR.
>> IS TEMPORARILY INDISPOSED,
WHICH MEANS WE'LL BE EATING
LUNCH IN TOWN TODAY.
[CHEERING, CHATTERING]
AS ALWAYS, I EXPECT YOU ALL TO
BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, AND
DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE WENT
TO TOWN.
[BOOM]
REMEMBER THE BEAN SCOUT CODE...
>> MEANS MOST ON THEIR OWN.
[TIRES SCREECH]
>> UGH!
>> WE'RE HERE.
>> WELL, THIS IS IT.
ONCE WE STEP OFF THIS BUS, OUR
EVERY ACTION WILL REFLECT ON
CAMP KIDNEY.
SHALL WE?
>> AFTER YOU.
>> TOO KIND.
TOO KIND.
>> UGH.
>> LOOK, AN OLD MOOSE HAS TAKEN
A SPILL, AND KIND BEAN SCOUTS
FROM CAMP KIDNEY ARE HELPING HIM
UP.
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT CAMP
KIDNEY IS ALL ABOUT.
>> STOP FIGHTING.
GET DOWN FROM THAT.
THIS IS NOT FOOD.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> HMM...WHAT ARE THOSE SCAMPS
UP TO?
HEH HEH.
>> HOW MANY, SIR?
>> OH, UH...
A GAGGLE.
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
>> WALK THIS WAY, SIR.
[GOBBLING]
[GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...]
>> ♪ ON TOP OF TOP SIRLOIN
ALL COVERED WITH EEL...♪
>> HMM...UH-HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE,
SLINKMAN?
>> THE SALAD BAR, SIR.
>> AHEM, EXCUSE ME.
YOUR ELBOWS.
>> WELCOME TO BEEF LUMBER JACKS.
>> YES, THANK YOU, GARCON.
I'LL HAVE THE...
>> TELL ME WHEN.
>> WHEN.
WHEN.
WHEN!
>> ENJOY.
[MOOING]
[GROANING]
>> TOO...MUCH...BEEF.
>> I BELIEVE NOW WOULD BE THE
APPROPRIATE TIME TO EXCUSE
OURSELVES FOR A TRIP TO THE
RESTROOM.
>> EXCUSE US.
>> ANYONE SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT?
[GROANING]
>> KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, OLD
CHAPS.
WE'LL HAVE CAMP KIDNEY'S
REPUTATION CLEANED UP IN NO
TIME.
[FART]
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THE SOAP DISPENSERS MAKE A SILLY
SOUND.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE
BEHAVING, OR I'D BE TEMPTED TO
MAKE IT AGAIN.
>> PRESS IT AGAIN.
>> NO, NO.
THE BEAN SCOUT CODE MEANS...
UH...
ONE LITTLE SQUIRT CAN'T HURT.
[FART]
OH, PARDON ME.
[LAUGHING]
[FARTING]
I SAY--
[LAUGHING, FARTING]
>> GESUNDHEIT.
>> YOUR CHECK.
>> YEAH, YEAH, THE CHECK.
PAY UP, SLINKMAN.
>> UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
SIR.
YOU NEVER PAY ME.
>> UGH, EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
[POOF!]
BAD NEWS, SCOUTS.
CAMP TUITION HAS JUST GONE UP,
AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO COLLECT
IMMEDIATELY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[FLUSH, FLUSH]
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
[RIBBIT]
COME ON.
COME ON!
>> NO!
>> LET'S SEE: A FROG, TWO LINT
BALLS, A NICKEL.
>> IS EVERYTHING OK, SIR?
>> UGH...YEAH!
WE'RE GOOD.
LET'S GO.
>> BUT, SIR, YOU'RE FORGETTING
THAT--
>> YOU CALL THAT A TIP?
[GROWLING]
>> AAH!
>> COMING THROUGH!
>> BUT, BUT, BUT, SIR--
>> WELL, MY GOODNESS!
HAVE A NICE--
[GOBBLING]
DAY.
>> SLINKMAN!
>> SIR!
[GROWLING]
>> GO!
HEY!
OK, I DON'T THINK THEY FOLLOWED
US.
WHAT IS McMUSKY DOING HERE?
>> HE'S TOO SICK TO BE MOVED.
[GROANING]
>> DOES HE HAVE TO BE ON MY
COMFY BOY?
[PHONE RINGING]
DON'T ANSWER IT.
I...AM...NOT...HERE.
>> HELLO?
IT'S FOR YOU.
>> OOH!
HELLO?
AH, EH, HOLD ON, PLEASE.
IT'S CLAM'S MOM.
DO WE HAVE A CLAM?
>> SIR, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL
YOU, WE LEFT RAJ, CLAM, AND
LAZLO AT THE BEEF LUMBER JACKS.
>> OOH...
I THINK WE FOUND YOUR SON,
MA'AM.
[CHATTERING ON PHONE, GROANING]
WHOO!
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WELL, I'M GONNA VARNISH THE BOAT
DECK.
>> SIR, WHAT ABOUT THE JELLY
CABIN SCOUTS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
>> WELL, SIR, WE ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THEM.
>> HUH...WELL, CAN'T THEY FIND
THEIR OWN WAY BACK?
>> SIR, IF THE PARENTS FIND OUT,
IT COULD BE MESSY.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
SLINKMAN?
>> UH, TO BEEF LUMBER JACKS,
SIR.
>> THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
HERE, LET ME.
OH, HERE WE ARE.
WELL, LET'S START LOOKING,
SLINKMAN.
>> SIR, SHOULDN'T WE BE CHECKING
BACK AT THE RESTAURANT WHERE WE
LEFT THEM?
>> THEY'VE ALREADY EATEN,
SLINKMAN.
WHY THE HECK WOULD THEY STILL
BE THERE?
JEEZ, USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE.
LET'S TRY HERE FIRST.
>> I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
>> HIYA, FELLAS.
SAY, YOU FOLKS WOULDN'T
PERCHANCE HAVE SEEN--
OK, THANKS A BUNCH.
>> THAR SHE BLOWS!
>> CALL ME ISHMAEL!
>> ARGH!
>> LAZLO?
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
WHERE COULD THEY BE?
>> SIR, WE COULD CHECK THE
RESTAURANT WHERE WE LAST SAW
THEM.
>> SLINKMAN, DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS.
>> AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS!
>> HELLOOOO?
SCOUTS?
I GIVE UP.
>> PERHAPS WE COULD TRY BEEF
LUMBER JACKS NOW?
>> OK! OK!
JEEZ, WE'LL TRY BEEF LUMBER
JACKS!
YAAH!
SLINKMAN, OVER HERE.
>> WHAT?
>> WE CAN'T GO IN LIKE THIS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ON A
DISGUISE.
[WOLF WHISTLE]
LIPSTICK?
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.
AND HOW CAN I HELP YOU THIS FINE
DAY?
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
>> HELLO.
ME AND MY COMPANION HERE WOULD
LIKE A TABLE, PLEASE.
[NORMAL VOICE]
>> HEY, MAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
WHAT?
>> WELL, HMM.
IT SHOULD BE ABOUT A 15 MINUTE
WAIT, MY DEARS.
>> BUT COULD YOU DIRECT US TO
THE LOO?
WE'D LIKE TO POWDER OUR NOSES.
>> RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER,
SWEETHEART.
>> OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
>> HMM?
MMM.
>> WELL, I DON'T SEE THEM.
THEY MUST NOT BE HERE.
OH, WELL, SLINKMAN.
LET'S GO.
>> ABANDON SHIP!
>> WAIT A MINUTE, SIR.
I THINK I JUST HEARD LAZLO.
IT CAME FROM IN THERE.
>> WHO COULD'VE GUESSED THOSE
NUTTY CAMPERS WERE AT THE
RESTAURANT THIS WHOLE TIME?
ALL RIGHT, LAZLO, THE GAME IS
OVER.
ARGH!
[GROANING]
LAZLO?
>> UM, SIR?
>> OH, YOO-HOO!
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
LAZLO, DARLING, TIME TO COME OUT
NOW.
YOO-HOO!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
SOUNDED STRANGE.
>> CAN YOU LET ME IN, PLEASE?
>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
>> NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
THE BEAN SCOUT CODE SAYS NEVER
TO TALK TO STRANGERS!
>> ARGH!
>> SCOUT MASTER LUMPUS?
[GURGLING]
IT WAS YOU!
YOU WERE TRYING TO SAVE US!
WE WEREN'T FOLLOWING THE BEAN
SCOUT CODE.
>> YES, WE THOUGHT WE WERE
BEHAVING IN TOWN--
>> HEY, ELEPHANT, ARE YOU CLAM?
YOUR MAMA CALLED.
>> SCOUT MASTER LUMPUS, YOU WERE
JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THE GOOD
REPUTATION OF DEAR OLD CAMP
KIDNEY IN FRONT OF ALL THESE
FINE FOLKS OF PRICKLY PINES.
>> HEY!
YOU'RE THE SCOUTMASTER MOOSE
THAT LEFT WITHOUT PAYING.
WAITER?
>> AAH!
>> LOOK AT THE SILLY MOOSE,
DADDY.
>> CURSE!
THIS SILLY MOOSE WILL KICK
YOUR--
>> THE BEAN SCOUT CODE MEANS
MOST ON THEIR OWN.
RIGHT, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
[CHATTERING ON PHONE, GROANING]
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[DIAL TONE]
>> OOH!
[BEEPING]
>> IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL,
PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN.
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