[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L ♪
>> ♪ A ♪
>> ♪ Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
>> LATHER.
>> RINSE.
>> REPEAT.
>> LATHER.
>> RINSE.
>> REPEAT.
>> LATHER.
[COUGHING]
>> REPEAT.
>> WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT IS
CAUSING ME GREAT DISTRESS!
[SNIFFING]
>> CLAM REMEMBERS SMELL.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
I REMEMBER IT, TOO.
IT'S...
>> STINKWEED!
[CHEERING]
>> I LOVE THE STINKY!
>> STINK-O!
[CHATTERING]
>> LATHER.
>> RINSE.
>> LATHER.
>> RINSE.
[SNIFFING]
>> WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
>> IT'S REPULSIVE.
>> I KIND OF LIKE IT.
>> ME, TOO.
>> COULD IT BE...?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT!
STINKWEED!
>> FORGET THE SHOWERS.
>> STINKWEED!
>> GUYS, WHERE YOU ALL GOING?
IT'S SHOWER TIME.
WE STILL HAVE TO LATHER, RINSE,
REPEAT.
[SNIFFING]
OOH!
YOU SMELL REALLY, REALLY BAD.
>> NO, WE DON'T.
>> WE STINK.
>> FROM STINKWEED.
>> YOU ACT LIKE YOU NEVER ROLLED
AROUND IN STINKWEED BEFORE.
>> WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO
DO THAT?
>> YOU HAVEN'T?
>> NEVER?
>> COME ON, SAMSON.
YOU HAVEN'T LIVED TILL YOU TRY
IT.
>> BUT...I CAN'T HANDLE STINK,
AND I REALLY CAN'T HANDLE
ANYTHING THAT'S--THAT'S NOT
CLEAN!
[SNIFFING]
WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S SUDDENLY GOTTEN STINKIER...
AS IF THE WHOLE CAMP WERE
STINKING OF--
>> STINKWEED!
>> AAH!
>> ONE MUST WONDER HOW HE CAN
TRULY ENJOY CAMP IF HE IS SO
AFRAID OF GETTING DIRTY AND
STINKY.
>> YES, RAJ, I BELIEVE YOU'RE
RIGHT.
THEREFORE, WE MUST HELP SAMSON
LEARN TO LOVE THE GROSSNESS,
LEARN TO LOVE THE FILTHY...
>> LEARN TO LOVE THE STINKY!
[DING DONG]
>> OH.
OH, THERE'S A CARD.
"TO SAMSON.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU STINK!"
AAAH!
STINKWEED!
>> ARE YOU STINKY YET?
>> AHH.
[SNIFFING]
OOH!
>> ARE YOU STINKY NOW?
>> AAH!
AHH.
[CHATTERING]
AAH!
>> SOMETHING WRONG, SAMSON?
>> OH, IT'S YOU.
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, AT LEAST
3 PEAS GOT MIXED UP IN MY MASHED
POTATOES.
>> RELAX, SAMSON.
I KNOW THE PERFECT STRESS CURE
FOR A BEAN SCOUT WITH A CLEAN
OBSESSION.
>> OH?
WHAT'S THAT?
>> FOOD FIGHT!
>> HA HA.
FOOD ON FACE.
FOOD ON--UGH!
[CHEERING]
>> THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
PLEASE...
AHH.
[CRYING]
AHH.
>> AND YOU NEED THE STINKY TO BE
THE BEST, SO YOU CAME TO US
BECAUSE YOU'RE SAMSON?
>> NO, NO!
WE NEED SAMSON TO BE STINKY, AND
WE CAME TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE BEST!
WE NEED HIM AS STINKY AS YOU
GUYS.
[LAUGHING]
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IT WOULD TAKE YEARS.
>> DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
>> OOH, PLEASE?
>> HMM, THERE IS SOMEONE EVEN
BETTER THAN US.
>> COUSIN STINKBUG!
>> I HEARD EVERY WORD.
LET'S GO.
I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.
LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME.
I'LL GET THE GUINEA PIG
STINKING.
>> WHAT A TOUGH DAY THAT WAS,
BUT AT LEAST I'M CLEAN, AND I
SMELL SO GOOD.
>> AAGH!
[SCREAMING]
>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY
THINGS WORKED OUT, STINKBUG.
WE HAD NO IDEA SAMSON WOULD TURN
THE TABLES ON YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL, I GUESS.
>> SAMSON, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> I'M GOING TO LIVE IN THE
FOREST WHERE IT'S FRESH AND
CLEAN.
YOU'VE ALREADY TURNED CAMP
KIDNEY INTO A CESSPOOL.
>> WAIT, SAMSON.
WE WEREN'T TRYING TO KICK YOU
OUT.
WE WERE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
>> HELP ME?
NURSE LESLIE SAYS I HAVE A VERY
SENSITIVE NOSE, SO I'M LEAVING
CAMP KIDNEY.
IT'S JUST TOO GROSS FOR ME.
>> PLEASE DON'T GO, SAMSON.
>> GET OFF OF ME.
>> PLEASE DON'T GO.
>> HEY, YOU'RE SITTING ON MY
CRACKERS!
>> WHOA--
>> OH, KEEP THE CRACKERS.
I JUST WANT TO STAY CLEAN!
>> SAMSON, I'M SORRY!
>> DID I HEAR CRACKERS?
[INHALING]
THE RINSING RAINBOW.
MMM...SOAP.
>> SAMSON, YOU'RE THE CLEANEST
BEAN SCOUT.
[TITTERING]
>> OH, HELLO, THERE,
MRS. SQUIRREL.
SURE DO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
SO FRESH AND CLEAN.
THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.
YES.
YOU'RE SO PURE AND
UNCONTAMINATED.
HUH?
EEW!
AAH!
>> GESUNDHEIT.
>> MAN, THAT WAS SICK!
WHAT--WHAT THE--
EWW, GROSS.
WHY IS THE RIVER SO HAIRY?
[HUMMING]
>> MERP, MERP, MERP.
EW--ITCHY!
AAH!
UH--MY GLASSES.
MERP, MERP, MERP.
OH, NERTZ!
WHY, OH, WHY WAS I CURSED WITH
THIS STUPID SUPER-SENSITIVE
NOSE?
I'LL BET THAT RIGHT NOW, LAZLO
IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.
>> OH...
>> LAZLO, WE ARE GOING DUMPSTER
DIVING AGAIN.
>> ONION.
ONION.
EAT ONION.
>> DON'T WANNA.
>> IT SEEMS THAT OUR FRIEND
LAZLO IS STILL DOWNHEARTED ABOUT
SAMSON.
>> SAMSON SMELLS NICE.
>> YES, SO NICE THAT THE ONLY
THING THAT WOULD BRING SHAMPOO
BOY BACK IS FOR EVERYONE TO TAKE
A SHOWER FOR GAYA'S SAKE.
>> RAJ, THAT'S IT!
WE'LL ALL TAKE A SHOWER.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BRING BACK
SAMSON.
TELL EVERY STINKY SCOUT AND
DIRTY BEAN TO MEET ME AT THE
SHOWERS AT 3:00.
>> WELL, GOOD-BYE CAMP STINKY.
>> ONE BITE FOR THE ROAD?
>> IT'S 3:00.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
>> COME ON, BEANS.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE BUSHES.
I CAN SEE YOUR STINK LINES.
WE'VE GOT TO CLEAN OURSELVES
FOR SAMSON.
>> NO WAY, LAZLO.
WE'VE GONE TOO FAR.
>> WE CAN'T GO BACK TO CLEAN
NOW.
>> OK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BUT
YOU'RE GONNA MISS ALL THE FUN.
>> HE'S BLUFFING.
BEING STINKY IS THE BEST FUN.
[YODELING]
[SQUEAK]
>> THE WATER STOPPED.
IT'S LAZLO.
>> HE'S GLOWING.
HE LOOKS SO TRANQUIL.
>> WHY DOESN'T HE SAY SOMETHING?
[SQUEAK]
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> HE'S SQUEAKING.
>> HE'S SQUEAKY CLEAN!
>> THAT'S MY PAL.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING, SQUEAKING]
>> WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
SQUEAKING LIKE THAT?
>> WE CAN SQUEAK JUST AS GOOD IF
NOT BETTER.
>> YEAH!
>> LET'S SHOW HIM, SCOUTS.
>> MERP.
I MISS CAMP KIDNEY.
MERP.
I MISS THE OTHER SCOUTS.
WHY?
WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING UP?
STINKWEED!
[GASPING]
OK, I'M GONNA DO IT.
I'M GONNA JUMP IN STINKWEED.
I'M GONNA DO IT FOR LAZLO, FOR
CAMP KIDNEY, FOR EVERY STINKING
LAST ONE OF THEM.
OH, MOMMY.
IT STINGS.
OH, GROSS.
[CRYING]
CAN'T MOVE.
THE STINK HAS FROZEN ME.
LAZLO, IS THAT YOU?
>> NOT LAZLO.
I'M ODORIFEROUS, THE SMELL
FAIRY.
SNIFF, SNIFF.
SAMSON, YOUR BRAVERY AND
SACRIFICE TO YOUR FRIENDS WILL
NOT GO UNREWARDED.
>> ARE YOU GONNA BE MY FRIEND?
>> NO, BUT WHAT I AM GOING TO DO
IS GIVE YOU A NEW NOSE--
A NOSE THAT IS LESS SENSITIVE,
AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, WE
WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FEAR OF
FILTH.
>> WE COULD STILL HANG OUT,
RIGHT?
>> FUZZY, DON'T PUSH IT.
JUST TAKE THE NEW NOSE.
READY?
>> TOTO.
I'M BACK!
CAMP KIDNEY, JUST LIKE I LEFT
IT!
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
[SQUEAKING, MUSIC PLAYING]
WHAT--WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
>> I'M SORRY, SAMSON.
WE GOT ALL CLEAN FOR YOU.
SAMSON, YOU GOT A NEW NOSE!
>> AND IT REALLY WORKS.
I CAN'T SMELL A THING.
>> BUT WE SURE CAN.
>> IT'S STINKWEED!
[SCREAMING]
>> WE DON'T THINK YOU SMELL BAD.
>> THAT'S 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
NOSES.
>> REALLY?
MAYBE THE SMELL FAIRY CAN GIVE
US NOSES.
>> NO, THEN I WOULD SMELL YOU,
AND YOU STINK.
>> I STINK?
I--I THINK YOU STINK.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW I STINK?
YOU CAN'T SMELL ME.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
>> MERP.
[CHATTERING ON PHONE, GROANING]
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[DIAL TONE]
>> OOH!
[BEEPING]
>> IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL,
PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN.
[TRUMPETING]