>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE...
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>> GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME TO WIPE THOSE SLEEPERS
OUT OF YOUR EYES, AND TO HELP
YOU DO THAT, WE HAVE TODAY'S
MUSICAL GUEST, MISSISSIPPI SLUG.
>> IS IT SAFE?
>> IS WHAT SAFE, SIR?
>> ECHO.
ECHO!
TESTING.
>> YOU SEEM A LITTLE TROUBLED,
SIR.
>> OF COURSE I'M TROUBLED!
DID YOU SEE THIS?
>> MISS VA-VA-VA MOOSE?
VERY ATTRACTIVE, SIR, BUT--
>> NOT MISS MOOSE, YOU SLIME
FAUCET!
THIS--THE DATE!
EVERY YEAR ON THIS VERY DATE, I
GET PRANKED--THAT'S RIGHT,
PRANKED, PRACTICALLY JOKED,
GAGGED, SPOOFED--ITCHING POWDER,
SPIDERS IN MY BED, CURLERS IN MY
NOSE HAIR.
OOH, I'VE HAD THEM ALL.
BUT NOT THIS YEAR.
UH-UH.
OH, THEY WON'T GET ME THIS TIME.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE
PRANKSTER IS, SIR?
>> OF COURSE.
IT'S LAZLO AND THE JELLY BEANS.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF, SIR?
>> YOU'RE THE PROOF, SLINKMAN.
YOU'RE GOING UNDERCOVER IN THE
JELLY BEAN CAVERN.
>> UNDER, UH...
>> YOU'LL POSE AS A NEW CAMPER,
GET IN CAHOOTS WITH THE
GANGSTERS--EH, PRANKSTERS, I
MEAN--AND INFORM ME WHEN THEY'RE
ABOUT TO PULL A PRANK.
OF COURSE, YOU NEED A DISGUISE.
HERE.
WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.
I CAN HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU.
[SLINKMAN GULPS]
>> ALL RIGHT, BEAN SCOUTS.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY ELEVATOR
FRENZY!
>> WE'RE GOING UP!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
WE'RE GOING UP!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
WE'RE GOING UP!
>> UP! DOWN!
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS
ELEVATOR WAS INSPECTED?
>> OOH!
THE ELEVATOR INSPECTOR!
>> AHEM.
I JUST, EH, WANTED TO--AHEM--
INTRODUCE YOU TO A NEW SCOUT.
HE'S MY NEPHEW, AND HE IS GOING
TO BE YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.
HIS NAME IS, UH...BORIS.
SAY HI TO THE SCOUTS, BORIS.
>> HI, MAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> AHEM.
>> WHAT?
UH...GEE WILLIKERS.
>> HI, BORIS.
>> BORIS HERE JUST LOVES
SHENANIGANS AND HIJINKS.
DON'T YOU, NEPHEW?
>> UH...
>> DON'T FORGET THIS.
>> OW!
THE MURRAY NOVELTY COMPANY?
>> YOUR, UH, SUPPLIES--
I MEAN, LUGGAGE.
>> SO, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS IS
YOUR UNCLE, HUH?
HE'S THE BEST.
>> OH, HE'S NOT SO HOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY?
PLAYING A PRANK ON THE BIG
MOOSE.
>> THE BIG MOOSE?
[LAUGHING]
>> WHAT'S A PRANK?
>> YOU GUYS ARE KIDDING ME,
RIGHT?
UH...
>> EH...
>> OK. I CAN PLAY ALONG.
I'VE GOT A WHOLE BAG OF PRANKS.
FOR EXAMPLE, THE HAPPY BUZZER.
IT GIVES A PERSON A SHOCKING
BUZZ WHEN YOU SHAKE HANDS.
>> WOW!
>> GO AHEAD, TRY IT.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS TOTALLY SHOCKING!
>> NO, NO, THE SHOCK IS FOR THE
OTHER PERSON.
>> OH.
HERE YOU GO, RAJ.
>> THANK YOU KINDLY.
EEE!
YAA!
THIS IS MARVELOUS!
I AM LIKE A HICCUPPING JUMPING
BEAN.
YAAAH!
>> WHOOPEE!
>> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE
WHOOPEE CUSHION.
CLASSIC PRANK.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU SIT ON THIS CUSHION, AND IT
MAKES A--WELL, A RUDE SOUND.
IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING.
[BLATT]
[PFFT]
>> WHOOPEE!
>> THAT'S...QUITE...FUNNY.
HEH HEH HEH.
>> PSST!
SLINKMAN, COME OUT HERE.
>> CALL ME BORIS.
>> I'LL CALL YOU SOME OTHER
THINGS IF YOU DON'T COME OUT
HERE!
>> SIR?
>> OVER HERE!
SO DID YOU GET ANY EVIDENCE?
CAN I EXPEL THEM NOW?
>> THE JELLY BEANS SEEM
COMPLETELY INNOCENT, SIR.
THEY MIGHT EVEN BE IMBECILES.
>>> WHAT?
THEY'VE GOT YOU BAMBOOZLED,
SLINKMAN.
>> BORIS.
>> DON'T GET WISE WITH ME!
THEY'RE CLEVER AND DUPLICITOUS,
WAY TOO CUNNING FOR THE LIKES OF
YOU.
THAT'S WHY I DEVISED THIS HIDDEN
MICROPHONE DISGUISED AS AN
ORDINARY NECKLACE, SO I'LL BE
ABLE TO LISTEN IN ON ALL THEIR
CONVERSATIONS.
>> BORIS?
WHERE'D YOU GO?
WE WANT TO DO MORE PRANKS.
>> REMBER, I'M LISTENING.
>> THE MESS HALL KITCHEN IS A
PERFECT PLACE TO PULL SOME
PRANKS.
>> JUST LEAVE IT TO US, BORIS.
>> YEAH!
WE'LL PRANK THE BEHOOZIES OUT OF
THIS PLACE.
[CLATTER]
>> ARE YOU HEARING ALL THIS,
SIR?
>> YES! YES!
IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE
RANSACKING THE PLACE.
I GOT 'EM!
AHA!
I CAUGHT YOU PRANKSTERS
RED-HANDED!
>> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
OUR HANDS ARE RED--
RED FROM WASHING ALL THE DISHES!
>> GRR!
SLINKMAN, IS THIS A PRANK?
>> WELL, I SUGGESTED--
>> THIS IS NOT A PRANK!
I NEED A PRANK!
>> YES, SIR.
>> AND REMBER, I'M LISTENING.
>> WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
>> WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER CLASSIC
PRANK: ALTER A SIGN AND MAKE IT
FUNNY.
CAN YOU THINK OF A WAY TO MAKE
THIS ONE FUNNY?
>> OHH.
I KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE IT FUNNY.
[GIGGLING]
[CLATTER]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, ARE YOU
HEARING THIS?
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> AHH.
DESTRUCTION OF CAMP PROPERTY.
THERE'S NO SWEETER SOUND.
DEFACING THE CAMP GATES,
RUING THE CAMP SIGN,
REPLACING IT WITH...
THE ARC D'TRIUMPH?
>> YOW!
>> SLINKMAN!
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU'RE LISTENING.
>> AAH!
WHAT IN MOTHER'S WIND?
I'M CHANNELING A WILDEBEEST WITH
PANCREATITIS.
>> ♪ BEAN SCOUT BORIS
HAD A FARM... ♪
>> HEY, COULD YOU--
COULD YOU NOT DO THAT?
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
COULD YOU NOT DO THAT, PLEASE?
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS
THING?
I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> AAH!
YOU!
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S AGAINST CAMP
RULES TO SNEAK UP ON THE
SCOUTMASTER?
>> I JUST WANTED TO PERSONALLY
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING YOUR
NEPHEW BORIS IN OUR CABIN.
>> MMM.
>> WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU HAD
ANY MORE NEPHEWS AT HOME.
>> OH, DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I WAS A BEAN SCOUT, TOO, ONCE,
YOU KNOW.
>> REALLY?
>> THAT'S LUMPUS!
HAH!
>> OWW!
>> CUTE.
>> YES, I WAS.
YOU KNOW, I WAS KNOWN TO PRANK
THE BIG MOOSE MYSELF IN THE DAY.
>> YOU DID?
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
>> WELL, I WAITED TILL HE TOOK A
NAP.
>> THE BIG MOOSE TAKES A NAP?
>> OF COURSE THE BIG MOOSE TAKES
A NAP!
HE'S BIG, ISN'T HE?
ANYWAY, LET'S SEE.
I USED SCISSORS, SHAVING CREAM,
TOILET PAPER, AND MAKEUP, AND
IF--
WHERE'D HE GO?
HELLO?
LITTLE MONKEY BOY?
>> HEY, BORIS, YOUR PRANKS WERE
FUN, BUT NOW WE'RE READY TO KICK
IT UP A NOTCH.
IT'S TIME TO PRANK THE BIG
MOOSE!
>> REALLY? THE BIG MOOSE?
WHEN--
>> HEH HEH!
>> REALLY? THE BIG MOOSE?
>> BIG MOOSE.
>> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM,
SLINKMAN.
LAZLO WALKED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP.
>> SO YOU PRETEND TO NAP, AND...
>> THEY COME IN, PRANK ME, I
CATCH THEM AND EXPEL THEM!
AND MAKE SURE THEY PRANK ME BY
DINNERTIME.
>> YES, SIR, DINNERTIME.
>> THIS CHARADE HAS GONE ON LONG
ENOUGH.
>> BUT WHAT IF YOU REALLY FALL
ASLEEP?
>> SLINKMAN, JUST BECAUSE I'M
LAYING ON A COMFY COUCH DOESN'T
MEAN THAT I--
[SNORING]
>> SO, YOU GUYS READY?
>> ONE LAST CHECK.
>> TOILET PAPER!
>> CHECK.
>> SCISSORS.
>> CHECK.
>> MAKEUP.
>> CHECK.
>> TOAST. MMM.
>> OK. UH, CHECK.
>> OH.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU WHERE TO
FIND THE BIG MOOSE AT THIS TIME.
>> OH, WE KNOW WHERE TO FIND
HIM.
HE'S WHERE HE ALWAYS IS.
[MUTTERING]
[GIGGLING]
>> SHH! SHH!
QUIET.
>> MAMA, MORE COTTAGE CHEESE,
PLEASE.
>> EVERYONE, DINNER IS NOW
SERVED IN THE MESS HALL.
>> WHERE ARE THEY?
[SCREAMING]
WHERE ARE THE JELLY BEANS?
>> HERE WE ARE, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS!
>> GOOD!
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR
WHAT YOU DID TO MY FACE!
>> AAH!
LOOK AT HIS FACE!
IT'S HIDEOUS!
>> IT'S GROTESQUE!
>> IT'S LIKE THE BACKSIDE OF AN
ORANGUTAN!
>> I'M GOING BLIND!
>> I KNOW.
IT'S SHOCKING.
IT'S--
>> UH, SIR?
SIR, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE A
LOOK.
I SURE DO.
JUST LET ME STUDY THE EVID--
AAH!
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY
FACE!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PRANK
THE BIG MOOSE.
>> WE DID PRANK THE BIG MOOSE.
SEE?
>> WHAT?
>> WE GAVE HIM A SHAVE, A
HAIRCUT, A NEW SUIT, AND A
SHINE.
>> NOOO!
THIS CAN'T BE.
THIS IS NOT A PRANK.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRANK ME!
I'M THE BIG MOOSE, ME!
DON'T YOU SHRUBS KNOW WHAT A
PRANK IS?
THAT'S A PRANK.
YOU.
>> ME?
>> GRAB THAT PLATE AND THROW IT,
RIGHT HERE.
>> WHAT?
>> DON'T BE A WIMP!
JUST THROW--UMPH!
[MUTTERING]
[CRYING]
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PRANK THE
BIG MOOSE?
COME ON!
I WANT SOME REAL PRANKING RIGHT
HERE, RIGHT--
THAT WAS A STEP IN THE RIGHT
DIRECTION.
OH, IS THAT IT?
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME ALL YOU
GOT!
COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
I'M GONNA STEP OUTSIDE FOR A
MINUTE, GIVE YOU SCOUTS A CHANCE
TO RELOAD.
OH!
[GROANING]
>> HEY!
YOU'RE NOT BORIS.
YOU'RE SLINKMAN.
>> THAT'S SLINKMAN?
>> IT WAS LUMPUS' IDEA.
HE PRANKED YOU.
>> HE DID?
>> I DID.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS PRANKED
US?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS PRANKED
US?
HOORAY FOR LUMPUS, KING OF
PRANKS!
>> HOORAY FOR SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS!
>> BORIS IS SLINKMAN.
HEH HEH HEH!
[SCOUTS CHEERING]
>> HOORAY!
FOR ME.
>> DEAR DIARY, ANOTHER JUNE 9
HAS GONE BY, ANOTHER YEAR THAT
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS HAS FORGOTTEN
MY BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONE WHO
PRANKS HIM EVERY YEAR ON THIS
DATE.
IT WAS SO GOOD THIS YEAR.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A THING.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> OH.
SLINKMAN, YOU'RE STILL UP.
GOODY GOOD.
WITH ALL THE COMMOTION TODAY AND
MY DEEP HUMILIATION, I ALMOST
FORGOT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE
HANDWRITING IN YOUR
DIARY--ATROCIOUS.
WORK ON THAT, WILL YOU?
OUCH!
>> OHH.
>> VERONICA, ARE YOU OK?
>> YES, BLAKE, I'M FINE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THAT A SCAB THERE ON YOUR--
>> AAH!
>> THERE, THERE'S ANOTHER.
>> AAH!
>> TWO SCABS.
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE.
>> NO, I DEFINITELY SEE TWO.
ONE, TWO.
>> AAH!
>> TWO SCABS.
>> AAH! 3!
>> AAH!
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S JUST A BAD MOLE.
>> THAT IS NO MOLE.
IT'S A SCAB.
>> AAH!
>> AND YOU'RE TURNING INTO A
SCAB ZOMBIE.
>> EEH!
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