>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE...
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>> I DO NOT LIKE SCARY MOVIES.
IS THIS MOVIE SCARY, LAZLO?
>> DOES A FILM CALLED "THE
MOUNTAIN ZOMBIES OF SCAB LAGOON"
SOUND SCARY TO YOU?
>> MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.
>> NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE.
>> MY BIG BROTHER SAYS THIS IS
THE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR.
SO I BOUGHT THE FILM'S LATEST
MERCHANDISE--THE OFFICIAL
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CREW T-SHIRT,
THE DIRECTOR-ISSUED MOUNTAIN
ZOMBIE ACTION FIGURE WITH
SCAB-BLASTING ACTION...
>> OOH!
>> AND THE APPROPRIATE HEADWEAR
WITH POSABLE ARMS.
>> NEXT IN LINE.
>> THAT'S ME!
>> HEY, EDWARD!
I THOUGHT I HEARD THE BIRTHDAY
BOY.
WELL, TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT YOUR
BIRTHDAY TILL TOMORROW.
ANYWAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
TOMORROW!
YOU KNOW, THE DAY AFTER TODAY?
>> GRR!
>> UH, SIR, WE HAVE A SMALL
SITUATION HERE.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
WHO LET A MONKEY IN THE
PROJECTION BOOTH?
>> NO, SIR.
THIS FILM IS RATED "BB" FOR BIG
BOYS ONLY.
>> AH, BIG DEAL.
>> SIR, COMMANDER HOOHAH TAKES
THIS RULE VERY SERIOUSLY, AND
THE PUNISHMENT FOR NOT ENFORCING
IT IS, WELL, UNSPEAKABLE.
>> LUMPUS, FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE
RULES, NO MORE MILKY WILKY FOR
YOU--EVER!
[GASP]
>> SLINKMAN, THIS CAMPER IS
BANNED FROM THE MOVIE!
>> WHAT?
>> WISE DECISION, SIR.
HE'LL HAVE TO WATCH SOMETHING
MORE AGE-APPROPRIATE.
>> YES, OF COURSE.
WE CAN'T HAVE HIM WATCHING
SOMETHING HE'S NOT EMOTIONALLY
READY FOR.
[SNICKERING]
>> NOT READY?
>> YOUNG MAN--I MEAN, LITTLE
BOY--TONIGHT YOU WILL ENJOY ONE
OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES, "MR.
COTTON GOES TO BUBBLELAND."
>> LAZLO!
>> YOU MONSTER!
TAKE THAT!
>> AAH!
>> AND THAT!
>> AAH!
>> AND, UH, THAT.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS, NO MORE
SCABS.
>> YES, MANY SCABS.
>> EEE!
>> MR. COTTON SAID "HOWDY" TO
ALL HIS NEIGHBORS IN BUBBLELAND.
>> HA HA HA!
PASS THE BITE-SIZE MARSHMALLOWS,
PLEASE, ALVIN.
>> EDWARD.
>> I LOVE THIS PART.
>> THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
>> YEAH!
AND--AND--AND THEN HIS ARM FELL
OFF.
>> THAT'S WHEN WE KNEW HE WAS A
ZOMBIE.
>> IT WAS QUITE LOGICAL.
>> I LOVED THE SCARY PARTS AND
THE NOT-SCARY PARTS!
>> ME, TOO.
>> HEY, EDWARD.
HOW WAS YOUR MOVIE NIGHT?
>> "HOW WAS YOUR MOVIE NIGHT?"
HOW WAS MY MOVIE NIGHT?
I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WAS.
CAN I TELL YOU HOW I LOATHED IT?
HOW I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED
SITTING IN A COW'S STOMACH
WATCHING GRASS BE DIGESTED?
>> OK. MAYBE LATER.
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
TO PREVENT ANOTHER
NEAR-CATASTROPHIC MISHAP LIKE
LAST NIGHT'S SCANDALOUS MOVIE
SITUATION, LITTLE BOYS WILL BE
SEPARATED FROM THE BIG BOYS FOR
ALL ACTIVITIES.
>> I'M SURE GLAD TODAY'S MY
BIRTHDAY.
>> SLINKMAN.
>> ALL THE BIG BOYS, REPORT TO
THE RIGHT WALL, AND LITTLE BOYS
TO THE LEFT.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
UH, EDWARD, CAN I HAVE A QUICK
WORD WITH YOU?
IT'S ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> NO NEED TO WISH ME A HAPPY
BIRTHDAY.
JUST BEING A BIG BOY IS BIRTHDAY
ENOUGH.
>> UH...THAT'S JUST IT.
ACCORDING TO YOUR BIRTH
CERTIFICATE, YOU'RE TECHNICALLY
NOT A BIG BOY UNTIL 6:00 P.M.
TONIGHT.
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE
BOY.
[GASP]
>> NO!
>> SORRY, EDWARD.
YOU'LL HAVE TO REPORT TO THE
LEFT.
IT'S THE CAMP RULE.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
>> YOU KNOW, SLINKMAN, I ADMIRE
YOUR FINE EYE FOR DETAIL.
OK!
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THE BIG BOYS
ARE AND WHO THE LITTLE BOY--
UH, PLATYPUS THING, WHATEVER IT
IS, IS.
DISMISSED!
>> WAIT, SIR.
RULE STATES THAT ALL LITTLE BOYS
MUST BE CHAPERONED BY A BIG BOY
DURING ACTIVITIES.
>> WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS FUSS OVER
DETAILS?
ALL RIGHT.
I NEED ONE CHAPERONE.
WHO SHOULD I PICK?
>> HOW ABOUT LAZLO, SIR?
>> RIGHT.
LAZLO, REPORT TO ME IMMEDIATE...
LY.
>> LAZLO REPORTING AS
IMMEDIATELY AS POSSIBLE, SIR.
>> YOU'LL BE EDWARD'S CHAPERONE.
>> ONE CHAPERONE COMING UP!
>> WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
>> YOU MUST BE SO HAPPY.
YOU HAVE ONE MORE GLORIOUS DAY
OF LITTLE BOY STATUS, AND AFTER
TODAY, YOU NEVER GET TO BE A
LITTLE BOY AGAIN.
SO TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS,
I'VE MADE A LIST OF ALL THE MOST
AMAZING LITTLE BOY ACTIVITIES.
COME ON!
WE'RE WASTING VALUABLE TIME.
[YELLING]
>> YOU CALL THIS AN AMAZING
ACTIVITY?
I FEEL RIDICULOUS.
>> BUT YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE,
JUST AS A LITTLE BOY SHOULD.
OOH!
LOOK, EDWARD!
I'M PRUNING!
COME ON!
MOVE THOSE HIPS, EDWARD.
YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.
SEE?
LOOK AT THIS.
PRETTY NIFTY, HUH?
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
ARE WE HAVING FUN?
YOU GOT TO BE HAVING FUN.
BLOCK TIME!
PIRATE TIME!
PAINT TIME.
SING-ALONG TIME!
♪ OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM
E-I-E-I-O
AND ON THIS FARM, HE-- ♪
COME ON, SING ALONG!
WALK TIME!
CHOO CHOO TIME!
SNUGGLE TIME!
>> AARGH!
THAT DOES IT!
NO MORE SNUGGLE TIME!
NO MORE TUBBY TIME.
NO MORE BABY TIME.
IT'S BIG BOY TIME NOW, BABY, AND
I DEMAND TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!
>> EDWARD, THE DETERMINING
FACTOR OF YOUR BECOMING A BIG
BOY IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.
IN ONE HOUR, AT EXACTLY 6:00
P.M. TONIGHT, THE CELESTIAL
PLANETS WILL ALIGN PERFECTLY SO
THAT YOUR ENTIRE BEING WILL
CHANGE.
I REMEMBER WHEN IT HAPPENED TO
ME.
[BABY TALK]
BUT THE HYPOTENUSE IS NEVER
EQUAL TO ITS OBTUSE ANGLE UNLESS
THE SQUARE ROOT EQUALS PI.
[BABY TALK]
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO SET
UP YOUR LAST ACTIVITY.
I'LL ONLY BE GONE A FEW MINUTES.
YOU SIT HERE, AND FLUFFY BEAR
WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY UNTIL I
GET BACK.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[WHISTLING]
>> TIME FOR MY OWN ACTIVITY.
BIG BOYS, BIG BOYS, BIG BOYS--
[GASP]
"MOUNTAIN ZOMBIES FROM SCAB
LAGOON."
>> OK, EVERYONE, ON YOUR TOES.
SAMPSON, YOU SAMPLE CHIPS AND
DIP.
>> UH, ANY ORDER?
DIP THEN CHIP?
NO, NO, NO. NO.
CHIP THEN DIP.
>> UH, YOU GUYS?
6 GOES AT THE BOTTOM.
>> REALLY?
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
>> I CAN'T HELP IT.
MY EYEBALLS ARE UPSIDE DOWN.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE EDWARD'S
FACE.
HE'LL BE SO SURPRISED!
I'M SO PROUD OF HIM, WAITING SO
PATIENTLY TO BECOME A BIG BOY.
>> PARTY HAT.
>> I CAN FINALLY SEE IT!
NO ONE CAN TELL ME I CAN'T WATCH
"MOUNTAIN ZOMBIES AT SCAB
LAGOON."
I'M FEELING OLDER ALREADY.
OOH!
LOOK OUT, GUYS.
THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR CANOE.
JEEZ!
WATCH OUT.
THAT GUY'S HEAD'S NOT ATTACHED
TO HIS...BODY.
OK.
I'M--I'M A BIG BOY.
I'M A BIG--AAH!
A SCAB!
OK, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH.
I PROVED MY POINT.
YOU CAN TURN OFF NOW, YOU
LAME...
AAH!
A ZOMBIE MOVIE PROJECTOR!
IT WON'T DIE!
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
[GRUNTING]
LITTLE BOYS AREN'T ALLOWED IN
HERE!
[SCREAMING]
>> SURPRISE!
>> NOT YET, CLAM.
I WILL TELL YOU WHEN IT IS TIME.
>> SURPRISE!
>> CLAM!
>> EH, SURPRISE?
>> CLAM, YOU ARE
FESTIVITY-CHALLENGED.
>> HAPPY BOXING DAY!
EH, IN CANADA.
>> LET ME OUT!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
YOU...MUST...DIE!
SPROCKETED, LOW-LIFE, CELLULOID
BIG-BOY EXCUSE FOR A...
>> OH, NO, EDWARD.
YOU ARE NOT A BIG BOY.
YOU ARE COSMICALLY INSUFFICIENT.
>> I AM NOT A BIG BOY.
UGH!
I...
I AM A SMALL BOY, A SLITHERING,
SMALL BOY.
>> IT'S ALMOST TIME.
GUESS I'LL GO GET EDWARD.
[SPLAT]
EDWARD?
EDWARD, IT'S YOU!
>> YEAH.
[GARBLED]
>> HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT I
JUST STEPPED IN.
IT'S EDWARD!
>> SURPRISE!
>> OK, NOW, CLAM.
>> PANCAKES!
>> YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WATCH
YOUR LAST MINUTE OF LITTLE
BOYHOOD CLICK AWAY.
[CHEERING]
CONGRATULATIONS, EDWARD.
YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW!
AND TO MARK THE OCCASION, WE
HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
>> TA DA!
>> YOUR FIRST BIG BOY MOVIE!
"MOUNTAIN ZOMBIES OF SCAB--"
>> NO!
PLEASE!
ANYTHING BUT A BIG BOY MOVIE!
SHOW ME MR. COTTON!
>> HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
WHAT ARE YOU PESTS DOING HERE?
>> UH, WELL, IT'S EDWARD'S
BIRTHDAY.
SO WE WERE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE.
>> PERFECT.
JUST THE THING WHILE I ENJOY MY
MILKY WILKY.
[GULPING]
START THE MOVIE!
[GROWLING]
>> HEY!
I'M WATCHING IT!
I'M REALLY WATCHING IT!
[SCREAMING]
>> WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS NOT MR. COTTON.
I AM NOT READY FOR THIS.
MOMMY?
I AM NOT--AAH!
>> VERONICA, ARE YOU OK?
>> YES, BLAKE, I'M FINE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THAT A SCAB THERE ON YOUR--
>> AAH!
>> THERE, THERE'S ANOTHER.
>> AAH!
>> TWO SCABS.
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE.
>> NO, I DEFINITELY SEE TWO.
ONE, TWO.
>> AAH!
>> TWO SCABS.
>> AAH! 3!
>> AAH!
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S JUST A BAD MOLE.
>> THAT IS NO MOLE.
IT'S A SCAB.
>> AAH!
>> AND YOU'RE TURNING INTO A
SCAB ZOMBIE.
>> EEH!
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