>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
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>> MAIL DAY!
HOORAY!
>> MOM'S COOKING!
>> TURTLENECKS!
>> WOW!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS!
CHECK THIS OUT!
>> WOO HOO!
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA!
>> WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS GET?
>> ROCKS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> WHAT IS IT, RAJ?
>> IT'S A CHEESE WHEEL.
>> CHEESE WHEEL!
>> WHY WOULD YOUR PARENTS SEND
YOU A CHEESE WHEEL?
>> EVERYONE KNOWS THAT A CHEESE
WHEEL, ESPECIALLY A CHEESE WHEEL
FROM THE KAFFIZLE RIVER REGION,
IS THE FUNNEST TOY IN ALL OF
INDIA.
ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
>> SEE ANYTHING WORTH
CONFISCATING, SLINKMAN?
>> WELL, SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE THE
LOONS GOT SOME HAND-KNIT
TURTLENECKS.
>> HUH!
MAYBE I CAN USE THEM FOR
FISHING-POLE COZIES.
ANYTHING ELSE?
>> LARRY GOT A BASEBALL CAP.
>> I'VE GOT A WHOLE BOX OF
BASEBALL CAPS.
>> HOW ABOUT SOME SNEAKERS?
>> AH, TOO SMALL.
>> YO-YO?
>> COME ON, SLINKMAN, THAT'S
KID'S STUFF!
HOW ABOUT THE DUNG BEETLES?
WHAT DID THEY GET?
>> OOH!
>> HA HA HA!
>> [GAGGING]
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, SIR.
IT LOOKS LIKE RAJ GOT AN INDIAN
CHEESE WHEEL--
>> OOH!
LET ME SEE!
[CRASH]
IMAGINE MY LUCK!
ONE OF THE RAREST CHEESE WHEELS
ON THE PLANET!
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE
SUCH A CHEESE AFICIONADO, SIR.
>> I DABBLE.
MMM!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE ITS EXOTIC
ENZYMES MELTING IN MY MOU--
AAAH!
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
EXOTIC CHEES ARE DELICATE!
AAAH!
SLINKMAN!
I DEMAND THAT YOU CONFISCATE
THAT CHEESE IMMEDIATELY!
>> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT,
SIR.
THE MANUAL STRICTLY FORBIDS THE
CONFISCATION OF ALL CULTURED
DAIRY PRODUCTS.
>> THE MANUAL STRICTLY FORBIDS
THE...
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
SLINKMAN!
FINE!
I'LL JUST HAVE TO OUTSMART THEM,
BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME.
>> HA HA HA HA!
[FLATULENCE SOUNDS]
HOW DOES IT DO THAT, RAJ?
>> THE INDIAN CHEESE WHEEL HAS
MANY MAGICAL PROPERTIES.
IT CAN SOUND LIKE A WHOOPEE
CUSHION.
>> HELLO THERE, CAMP BUDDIES.
WHATCHA DOIN'?
MIND IF I JOIN IN ON THE FUN?
>> SURE, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU LIKED
FUN.
>> WE THOUGHT THAT YOU PREFERRED
TO CONFISCATE THINGS.
>> OF COURSE I LIKE FUN.
WHY, LOOK--I EVEN HAVE A FUN
BASEBALL CAP, WORN AT A VERY FUN
ANGLE.
>> YES, BUT DID YOU NOT
CONFISCATE THAT HAT FROM LARRY?
>> "LARRY" IS MY, UH, NICKNAME.
>> LARRY.
>> IS YOUR OTHER NICKNAME
"SAMPSON"?
>> ARE YOU KIDS ACCUSING ME OF
SOMETHING?
>> NO.
>> GOOD.
NOW, LET'S JUST PUT THIS TALK OF
CONFISCATION BEHIND US AND HAVE
SOME FUN.
>> YAY!
>> FUN, FUN!
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING.
>> B-BUT, SCOUTMASTER LARRY, I
THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE SOME
FUN.
>> OH, AND IT'S BEEN REAL SWELL,
FELLAS.
>> BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET TO
PLAY WITH RAJ'S NEW CHEESE
WHEEL.
[BUZZING]
>> WAAAH!
>> HA HA HA!
ISN'T THIS FUN, SCOUTMASTER
L-LARRY?
>> LARRY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY CANARY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LARRY UNDERWEARY!
>> LARRY.
>> [THINKING]
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
OH, JUST LOOK AT THEM, WITH
THEIR INFANTILE EXPRESSIONS AND
THEIR DIRTY LITTLE FINGERS AND
THEIR FILTHY BEHINDS DESECRATING
AN EXOTIC CHEESE WHEEL!
[GRUNTS]
HEH HEH HEH HEH--OH!
[BUZZING]
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
HOW'S THE QUEEN DOIN', HUH?
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
GOTCHA.
AAAH!
>> OOPS!
SORRY, SCOUTMASTER LARRY.
>> [GROANING]
OH!
HEY, FELLAS!
LOOK OVER THERE!
IT'S--IT'S A THING!
>> WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
>> I DON'T SEE IT!
>> DO YOU SEE IT?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
>> [LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> I STILL AM NOT SEEING
ANYTHING.
>> WHAT?
>> SCOUTMASTER LARRY?
>> LARRY!
>> HEY!
WHERE'S SCOUTMASTER LARRY?
>> JUMPING PEANUTS!
WHERE IS THE CHEESE WHEEL?
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN IT!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A HORRIBLE AND
INSENSITIVE THING?
>> [LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> WE ARE NEVER GOING TO FIND
ANYTHING AS FUN AS THE CHEESE
WHEEL TO PLAY WITH.
>> HEY, RAJ, WHAT ABOUT
SCOUTMASTER LARRY?
I BET HE COULD HELP.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT, LAZLO.
WE SHOULD GO ASK HIM.
IF ANYONE CAN TRULY APPRECIATE
THE FUN OF THE CHEESE WHEEL,
IT'S SCOUTMASTER LARRY.
>> [HUMMING]
>> DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE
SOMEBODY ATE THE CHEESE?
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.
>> IMPOSSIBLE?
I'M CONFUSED, RAJ.
>> IT'S LIKE THIS, LAZLO.
NO ONE ACTUALLY SWIMS IN THE
KAFFIZLE RIVER BECAUSE THE
SULFATES FROM KAFFIZLE SPRINGS
ARE EXTREMELY ACIDIC.
AND SO, IF YOU ACTUALLY ATE A
PIECE OF KAFFIZLE RIVER CHEESE,
YOU WOULD DISINTEGRATE IN
EXACTLY 13 MINUTES.
>> WELL, BOTTOMS UP.
[LOUD BELCH]
TANGY, YET ROBUST.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT?
ENTRES VOUS.
>> SCOUTMASTER LARRY, WE WERE
JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD--
S-SCOUTMASTER LARRY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> OH, LOOK.
GORGONZOLA IS BACK AGAIN THIS
YEAR.
>> YOU ATE MY CHEESE WHEEL!
>> I-IT'S POISONOUS!
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE
UPSET ABOUT BEING OUTWITTED ONCE
AGAIN BY A MORE NIMBLE-MINDED
AND CUNNING ADULT, BUT THAT IS
NO EXCUSE FOR TELLING FIBS.
>> BUT IT IS NOT A FIB!
YOU WILL DISINTEGRATE IN EXACTLY
13 MINUTES!
KAFFIZLE RIVER CHEESE WHEELS ARE
DEADLY!
>> CHILDREN, THIS IS ALL VERY
HUMOROUS, I'M SURE, BUT I
HAVEN'T THE TIME TO BE
ENTERTAINING YOUR RIDICULOUS
STORIES ABOUT--"DEADLY...
KAFFIZLE...RIVER...CHEESE...
WHEELS"?
>> [PANTING]
>> [ALL WAILING]
>> HOLD ON, SCOUTMASTER LARRY!
I'M COMING!
>> LARRY!
>> [GASPS]
OH, I'M SO DEPRESSED!
MY LIFE TRAGICALLY CUT SHORT BY
FATAL FROMAGE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> UM, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, I
FEEL VERY BADLY THAT MY CHEESE
IS THE CAUSE OF YOUR UNTIMELY
DISINTEGRATION, BUT YOU STILL
HAVE 12 MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS
LEFT.
>> A LIFE MEASURED IN SECONDS!
HOW LONG NOW?
>> 12 MINUTES, 9 SECONDS.
>> NEVER MIND.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, HOW CAN
YOU TURN THIS SLIGHT BUMMER INTO
A POSITIVE?
>> DISINTEGRATION IS A SLIGHT
BUMMER?
>> YOU KNOW, MAKE THE MOST OUT
OF YOUR TIME LEFT.
>> I GUESS I COULD TRY TO MAKE
THE BEST OUT OF--WAIT A MINUTE!
IF I'M GOING TO DISINTEGRATE,
THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO FACE
CONSEQUENCES!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
>> NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
>> THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
>> FOR INSTANCE, I LOVE EATING
NORWEGIAN BLOATFISH, BUT I'M
VIOLENTLY ALLERGIC TO THEM.
BUT I WON'T BE AROUND LONG
ENOUGH FOR IT TO REALLY AFFECT
ME.
HEE HEE HEE!
MMM!
MARVELOUS!
BLOATELICIOUS!
>> SO YOU CAN EAT THOSE SPINY
THINGS AND IT WON'T AFFECT YOU
UNTIL LATER?
>> WELL, I'D BLOAT A LITTLE.
AFTER THAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO
KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE LEFT?
>> UH, 8 MINUTES, 20 SECONDS.
>> QUICK, GET ME THE PHONE!
[GIGGLING]
COMMANDER HOO-HA, PLEASE.
NO, I CAN'T HOLD!
I'M DISINTEGRATING IN 8 MINUTES!
HELLO, COMMANDER HOO-HA?
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT
YOU'RE A POMPOUS HAGGIS-LOVER
WITH BUFFALO BREATH!
HOO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,
HUH?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT!
>> [INDISTINCT YELLING]
>> THAT'S LUMPUS AT CAMP KIDNEY.
YES, YOU DO THAT, COMMANDER
HOO-HOT-UNDER-THE-COLLAR.
OH, THIS IS SO GREAT!
HARK!
WHAT IS THAT?
AH, THE ICE CREAM MAN!
QUICK, MY LIFE SAVINGS!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
TIME, TIME, HOW MUCH TIME?
>> 6 MINUTES, 3 SECONDS.
>> WAIT, MR. ICE CREAM MAN!
QUICK, GIVE ME ALL THE LAVA
BLISTERS AND FROSTY FISHIES YOU
HAVE!
>> I'M GETTING A WEIRD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
>> I KNOW.
>> LARRY.
>> UH-OH!
>> WHERE IS HE?!
WHERE IS THAT LAME SCOUTMASTER
OF YOURS?!
>> ♪ HERE I AM
>> LUMPUS, YOU--WHAT'S THIS?
>> PRESENT.
WHOO!
YAH-HA! WHEE!
>> HEY!
MY SPECIAL-ORDER CRASH GUZZLER,
UH, V-THINGY!
>> HA HA HA!
>> AAAAH!
>> WHOO!
WATCH OUT, OFFICER DOUGHNUT!
>> TIME?
>> ONLY 4 MINUTES, 12 SECONDS.
>> CARE FOR A LAVA BLISTER?
THEY'RE A LITTLE HOT, BUT ODDLY
SATISFYING.
>> YES, YOU HEARD ME!
A BLOATED ESCAPEE FROM SOME
ASYLUM, I TELL YOU!
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
>> DRIVING A-AAAH!
>> HA HA HA HA!
>> HERE HE COMES.
>> ONLY ONE MINUTE LEFT.
>> THIS WAY, COME ON.
TAKE ALL OF IT.
I DON'T NEED IT.
HOW AM I DOING ON TIME?
>> 10 SECONDS.
>> SO LONG, SCOUTS.
SO LONG, CAMP KIDNEY.
SO LONG, LIFE.
I'M READY.
>> 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> TURNED INTO A BLOATED SLOB,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> WELL, I--I DIDN'T
DISINTEGRATE.
>> HERE, WE DON'T TAKE
HALF-EATEN CHEESE WHEELS.
>> WHAT?
"MADE IN CHINA"?
HEY!
THIS CHEESE WHEEL ISN'T FROM THE
KAFFIZLE RIVER!
IT'S FROM CHINA!
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
WHAT A FUNNY MISTAKE.
>> ISN'T THAT GREAT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DISINTEGRATE
AFTER ALL.
>> LET'S GO, BUDDY.
>> YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
PACHYDERM PUSS!
YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES!
OHHH!
THAT BLOATFISH IS STARTING TO
AFFECT ME.
[EXPLOSION]
>> EWWW.
>> FONDUE, ANYONE?
>> THAT SOUNDS FABULOUS.
[SIREN FADING]
>> HEY, DOES ONE OF YOU GUYS
HAVE A LOOFAH?
UH, HELLO?
>> ISN'T THIS FUN, SCOUTMASTER
L-LARRY?
>> LARRY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY CANARY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY UNDERWEARY?
>> LARRY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LARRY RASPBERRY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY SO SCARY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY SO HAIRY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY WHOSE
GLASSES ARE SO GLAREY?
>> LARRY!
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