>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
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>> [LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> UM, I'LL TRADE YOU THIS
BEEKEEPER MERIT BADGE FOR YOUR
TAXIDERMY BADGE.
>> UH, THROW IN YOUR RABIES
BADGE, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
A DEAL.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THE
FLAME-THROWING BADGE?
>> OOH, THAT IS GONNA COST YOU.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU MY
STAMP-COLLECTING BADGE FOR IT.
>> SURELY YOU JEST.
DO I REALLY LOOK DUMB ENOUGH
TO--AAAH!
>> YOU LOOK PRETTY STUPID TO ME.
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> [GASPS]
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> HE'S ABOUT TO CRY.
>> SO AM I!
>> WAAAH!
>> [GIGGLING]
OOH, I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST...YOU LOOK SO
RIDICULOUS.
"AAAH!
GASP!"
HA HA HA HA!
OH, MAN, I'M GOOD.
AND I WON'T STOP TILL THE LAST
PAIR OF SHORTS DROP, AND EVERY
LAST BEAN SCOUT IS PANTSED!
[GIGGLING]
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
WHOOPS!
[SNICKERING]
WHOOPS!
HA HA HA!
>> AGAIN!
>> WHOOPS!
[GIGGLING]
>> [GIGGLING]
AGAIN!
>> WHOOPS!
WHOOPS!
>> AGAIN?
>> OOH!
OOPS!
>> [HUMMING]
OH!
GOODNESS GRA--
>> WHOOPS!
OK, LET'S SEE NOW.
RAJ, CHUCK, SAMPSON, MORT, CLAM,
BILL, CHIP, SKIP, DAVE, AND
PINGPONG, GORDON, FRED, NORMAN,
MILT.
THAT LEAVES...
LAZLO!
ALL RIGHT, BEANS, LISTEN UP!
TELL LAZLO HIS PANTS ARE AS GOOD
AS MINE!
>> WHEW!
BEING A BEAN SCOUT CAN BE HARD
WORK.
IT'S NOT EASY BABY-SITTING A
FOREST FULL OF SAPLINGS.
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
>> EDWARD IS PANTSING EVERYONE!
>> ONE SECOND, I'VE GOT PANTS;
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'VE GOT MY
DIGNITY AROUND MY ANKLES.
SURE, YOU CAN PULL THEM BACK UP,
BUT IT'S NEVER QUITE THE SAME.
>> SO, EDWARD'S PULLING
EVERYONE'S PANTS DOWN?
HEE HEE!
>> YEAH, YEAH, FUN.
>> I LOST EVERYTHING: NICKELS,
DIMES, AND QUARTERS!
THE HORROR!
>> HE WON'T STOP TILL EVERY LAST
BEAN SCOUT IS PANTSED.
>> YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PANTS-ZED.
>> IT'S NO USE, MAN.
YOU'RE NEXT.
>> WAAAH!
>> HI, EVERYONE.
MY NAME IS MILT, AND I'VE BEEN
PANTSED.
>> HI, MILT.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, I'M IN
TERRIBLE DANGER.
HOW LONG HAS THAT CAR BEEN
PARKED OUT THERE?
AAAH!
>> IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, LAZLO.
BUT YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
RUN, LAZLO!
RUN, LAZLO, RUN!
SAVE YOURSELF!
>> AAAH!
NURSE LESLIE!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
>> HEY, I'M NEXT, LAZLO!
>> NURSE LESLIE, PLEASE HELP ME!
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
>> YOU AND ABOUT 50 OTHER
SCOUTS.
TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE CASES I
HAVE.
WE'VE GOT AN EPIDEMIC HERE.
WE'VE GOT PANTSING SITUATIONS
I'VE ONLY READ ABOUT.
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'M STARTING
TO SEE WEDGIES, DOUBLE WEDGIES,
WEDGIE TWISTS.
EEYEAH.
>> [GASPS]
NURSE LESLIE, DON'T MAKE ME GO
BACK OUT THERE!
>> AND I SUPPOSE YOU WANT AN
EXCUSE.
>> OH, YES, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
WHEW!
>> HERE YOU GO.
NOW, THIS WILL EXCUSE YOU FROM
SWIMMING, ARCHERY, COOKING,
FISHING, CANDLE DIPPING, AND
NINJITSU.
>> DON'T FORGET TO EXCUSE ME
FROM PANTSING.
>> WHAT?
YOU CAN'T GET EXCUSED FROM THAT.
IT'S A--A CAMP THING.
>> [GROANS]
AAAH!
OOPS.
>> HEY, LAZLO.
>> WHAT?
UM, WHO'S THERE?
>> IT'S ME, THE SHRUB, YOUR
BUDDY.
>> MY SHRUB BUDDY?
>> YEAH, THAT'S IT--SHRUB BUDDY.
I HEAR YOU'RE, UH, HAVING SOME
WORRIES ABOUT GETTING PANTSED.
>> UM, YEAH?
>> YEAH, WELL, I THOUGHT SO.
I'M WILLING TO HELP YOU OUT.
>> YOU'RE A SHRUB.
>> YEAH, I KNOW--YOUR SHRUB
BUDDY.
HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.
THIS IS A MAP TO A SECRET
HIDEAWAY WHERE YOU CAN LAY LOW
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE I'M GONNA
GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> OH, PLEASE, CAN I HAVE IT?
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH,
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE?
>> WELL, OK, BUT DON'T TELL
ANYBODY.
>> SHRUB BUDDY, YOU ARE THE BEST
BUDDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
>> YEAH, YEAH, SURE, LAZLO.
>> EDWARD IS PANTSING EVERYONE!
>> [GULPS]
>> IT'S NO USE, MAN.
YOU'RE NEXT.
>> THE HORROR!
>> HELLO, LAZLO.
>> OH, HI, EDWARD.
>> YOU HIDING FROM ME?
>> YEAH.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D LAY LOW HERE
TILL IT ALL BLEW OVER--ER-ER!
EDWARD!
BUT--YOU--HOW--HOW DID--
EDWARD--EDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
>> I LIVE HERE, YOU IDIOT.
YOU KNOW, "SHRUB BUDDY"?
HA HA HA HA!
>> OH, SHRUB BUDDY.
EEE!
>> OK, SO LET'S GET THIS OVER
WITH.
>> WAIT A SECOND, EDWARD.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL PEOPLE
THAT YOU PANTSED ME?
THAT WAY, YOU'D BE HAPPY, I
WOULD BE HAPPY, AND NO ONE WILL
KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO
EVERYONE.
>> WELL, I--
>> YOU'RE THAT SCARED?
>> [STAMMERING]
UH-HUH.
>> OK, IF YOU SAY SO.
>> REALLY?
WOW, THANKS!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I AM, LIKE, SO RELIEVED.
>> OK, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COWARD
I HAVE EVER MET.
SO LONG, COWARD.
>> OK, TAKE IT EASY, EDWARD.
>> GET LOST.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COWARD.
[ECHOING]
SO LONG, LOSER.
>> I AM NOT HIDING FROM EDWARD
ANYMORE!
I'M GOING TO CHALLENGE HIM TO A
PANTS-OFF!
>> YAY!
>> GIVE ME SOME PANTS.
>> THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
>> SO AFTER I PANTSED LAZLO,
THAT WAS EVERYBODY.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS MONKEY
FACE.
>> ONE PROBLEM, EDWARD--
I STILL HAVE MY PANTS...
ON.
>> YOU ASKED FOR IT, LAZLO.
YOU AND YOUR PANTS ARE GOING
DOWN!
>> LET'S GO, PAL!
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
>> MAKE A MOVE.
>> [SCOUTS "OOHING"]
>> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
>> [GRUNTING]
>> RRR!
>> HI-YAH!
AAAH!
>> LAZLO, YOU OK?
>> Y-YEAH...
>> HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP...
>> UH, READY.
>> OK, LAZLO, LET HIM HAVE IT!
>> LAZLO, LOOK!
>> LOOK OUT!
>> [ROARS]
HEH!
>> HI-YAH!
>> AAAH!
MY EYES!
>> OH, MY GOSH!
ARE YOU OK?
LET ME SEE.
>> GOTCHA!
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> IT'S KIND OF FUN.
OH, NO!
MY PANTS!
HEY, LAZLO, YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN.
>> HA HA HA HA!
>> HEY, THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF
FUN.
HEY, MY PANTS!
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> WHOOP!
WHOOPS!
WHOOPS WHOOPS!
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOPS!
>> WHOOPS!
>> [ALL LAUGHING]
>> SCOUTS, WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?!
>> [ALL GASP]
>> I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL
OF YOU!
PANSY...PANTSYING...PANTSING
IS NOT THE TYPE OF ACTIVITY THAT
CAMPERS NEED TO BE PARTICIPATING
IN!
>> UM, SIR?
>> IN A MINUTE, SLINKMAN.
THERE ARE MANY MORE CONSTRUCTIVE
WAYS IN WHICH WE COULD ALL BE
SPENDING OUR PRECIOUS TIME HERE
TOGETHER AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> SIR, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
>> WHAT IS IT, SLINKMAN?!
SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR?
>> I'VE BEEN SHIRTSED!
>> ISN'T THIS FUN, SCOUTMASTER
L-LARRY?
>> LARRY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY CANARY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY UNDERWEARY?
>> LARRY!
>> LA-LA-LA-LARRY RASPBERRY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY SO SCARY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY SO HAIRY?
>> LA-LA-LA-LA-LARRY WHOSE
GLASSES ARE SO GLAREY?
>> LARRY!
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