>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
>> ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE ALL
RIGHT HERE BY YOURSELF,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
SLINKMAN.
I'LL FINALLY GET SOME REST AND
RELAXATION AND SOME MUCH-NEEDED
PAMPERING.
>> OK, WELL, HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
>> YEAH, YEAH, HAPPY
HALLO-WHATEVER.
HAVE A SAFE TRIP AWAY FROM HERE,
ALL YOU ADORABLE LITTLE
CREATURES...OF THE BLACK LAGOON.
AH!
FINALLY!
[HUMMING A TUNE]
[HAMMERING]
HEH HEH HEH!
[WOLF HOWLING]
[OWL HOOTING]
♪ I ADORE HALLOWEEN
OH, YES, I DO
BUT NOT FOR THE THINGS
THAT GO BOO!
WHEN THE SCOUTS
HAVE ALL GONE HOME
LEAVING THIS MOOSE ALL ALONE
TO RELAX ON HALLOWEEN
LIKE GROWNUPS DO ♪
[CHUCKLING]
♪ I DESERVE TO BE PAMPERED
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
ALL ALONE IN THE WOODS
AM I SCARED? NO WAY!
THIS EXECUTIVE ROUTINE
TAKES A BREAK ON HALLOWEEN ♪
THANK THE SEASON THOSE JELLY
BEANS AREN'T AROUND.
[CHUCKLING]
♪ I ADORE HALLOWEEN
OH, YES, I DO
I ADORE HALLOWEEN
OH, YES, I DO ♪
[CRASH]
>> OOH, SPOOKY!
VERY HALLOWEENIE!
>> OH, LAZLO, DON'T YOU THINK WE
SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME WITH THE
OTHER SCOUTS?
>> WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON
SPENDING HALLOWEEN AT CAMP
KIDNEY AND PRICKLY PINES?
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
MISSING.
>> WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY
MISSING?
>> ONLY THE CHANCE TO DRESS UP
IN SCARY COSTUMES AND MARCH
THROUGH THE WOODS FROM HOUSE TO
HOUSE, WALKING UP TO THE PORCH
WITH THE WINDS A-HOWLING...
[IMITATES WIND WHOOSHING]
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR, AND
RECITING THE 3 MAGIC WORDS.
>> MAGIC WORDS?
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> AAAH!
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
>> THEN THEY GIVE US CANDY.
>> EEE!
CANDY?
>> ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GUMDROPS,
SUGAR SMITHIES, FROSTED FIZZIES,
CARAMEL APPLES, AND CHOCOLATE
BUNNIES.
>> CHOCOLATE BUNNIES?
>> HALLOWEEN BUNNIES.
>> OH, I LOVE HALLOWEEN BUNNIES!
>> BUT YOU MUST BELIEVE IN
HALLOWEEN, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T
BELIEVE WILL GET TORMENTED BY
THE CURSE OF THE HALLOWEEN
SPIRIT.
>> WHAT DOES THE CURSE LOOK
LIKE?
>> LIKE A SCARY MONSTER OR
SOMETHING.
>> OH.
I DO BELIEVE!
>> BELIEVE!
[RADIO STATIONS TUNING IN
AND OUT]
>> AH.
START WITH SOME CALMING MUSIC,
A LITTLE MOOD LIGHTING, SOME
BUBBLY FROM MY PRIVATE STOCK OF
GINGER ALE.
HELLO, GINGER.
AND LE PIECE DE RESISTANCE--
AHEM--ALL THE CONFISCATED CANDY
FROM THE PAST YEAR, ORGANIZED
NEATLY BY MONTH, OF COURSE.
THE MOTHER LODE.
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
OOH, THIS ONE'LL DO.
[HUMMING A TUNE]
MMM!
OATMEAL.
OATMEAL SALAD.
HA HA HA HA!
OK, LET'S SEE JUST HOW RELAXED
THIS MOOSE CAN GET, HUH?
NO, NO.
AWKWARD.
OHHH!
MY HAPPY PLACE.
>> AND THAT WAS A HAUNTING
MELODY FOR ALL YOU HALLOWEEN
GHOULS OUT THERE.
>> AH, HALLOWEEN IS FOR THE
BIRDS.
[THUNDERCLAP]
FUNNY.
I DON'T REMEMBER RAIN IN THE
FORECAST.
>> RAIN IS IN THE FORECAST.
>> BE QUIET!
[THUNDER]
HOPPING EDISON!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS?
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
NO MATTER.
I'LL JUST ENJOY MY GROWN-UP
EVENING IN THE DARK, ME AND MY
SUGARY LITTLE PAL HERE.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
I'M NOT EXPECTING ANYONE...
[THUNDER]
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE IN
CAMP.
[THUNDER]
VERY MYSTERIOUS.
>> CUCKOO!
>> AAAH!
AAAH!
[THUNDER]
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
HELLO?
WHO IS IT?
>> [MUFFLED LAUGHING]
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> [MUFFLED LAUGHING]
>> AAAH!
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
>> SCARY COSTUME.
>> AAAH!
>> WE HAVE SCARY COSTUMES, TOO.
>> OOOOH!
I'M A MUMMY!
>> FRANKENSTEIN!
>> SCARY TRAFFIC CONE!
>> HUH?
>> UH, A WITCH.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
YOU ARE NOT REALLY HERE!
GO AWAY, WHATEVER YOU ARE!
[SLAM]
>> NO CANDY?
>> OH, WELL.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER
HOUSE.
A HOUSE WITH CANDY.
>> JA, WITH CANDY!
>> CANDY, CANDY!
>> [JABBERING INDISTINCTLY]
>> LOOK!
THERE'S A HOUSE!
>> GOODY GOOD!
>> I HOPE THEY HAVE CANDY.
>> GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
YOU MUST BE SEEING THINGS.
BEAN SCOUTS GET ON BUS, BEAN
SCOUTS DRIVE OFF, BEAN SCOUTS
KNOCK ON MY DOOR.
VERY CONFUSING.
OK, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
TRY TO RELAX AND EAT.
YUMMY, YUMMY TREAT.
AH--
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
HUH?
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> LEAVE ME ALONE!
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
>> AAAH!
MY LEG!
>> AAAH!
[GASPS]
>> HEY, LADY, CAN WE HAVE SOME
CANDY?
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU ARE REAL.
[SNIFFING]
I CAN SMELL YOUR EVIL NATURE.
>> WE CAN SMELL YOU, TOO, AND
YOU SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMELLING ME!
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN HALLOWEEN
HERE.
>> WELL, OK, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW
THAT THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE
WILL GET TORMENTED BY THE CURSE
OF THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT UNTIL
THEY DO.
>> "THE CURSE OF THE HALLOWEEN
SPIRIT"--BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
ALL I BELIEVE IS THAT YOU
MUTANTS SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!
[SLAM]
>> LET'S GO, GUYS.
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER HOUSE.
>> WE WON'T LET THOSE NASTY
LITTLE BEAN SCOUTS RUIN OUR FUN,
WILL WE, MY LITTLE
CARAMEL-FILLED BUDDY?
>> HERE WE GO.
THE LIGHTS ARE ON HERE.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
>> WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!
[GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> AH, THINK AGAIN!
>> [JABBERING INDISTINCTLY]
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> GO AWAY!
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
[SLAM]
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S KEEP GOING, FELLAS.
>> DO YOU EVER NOTICE THAT
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS
LOOK A LOT ALIKE?
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> NO!
>> TRICK OR--
>> NO!
>> TRICK OR--
>> NO!
>> TREAT!
TRICK OR TREAT!
>> AAAH!
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
TRICK OR--TRICK OR--TRICK OR--
>> TREAT!
>> [BABBLING]
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
>> TRICK OR TREAT!
>> PLEASE, GO AWAY.
>> BUT WE'RE TRICK-OR-TREATING,
AND SO FAR TONIGHT, NOBODY'S
GIVEN US ANY TREATS.
>> WELL, I'M NOT--UH, UH,
ACTUALLY, UH, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU BOYS A LITTLE TREAT.
YEAH.
YOU JUST WAIT THERE, MY LITTLE
GOBLETS.
>> YAY!
>> FINALLY!
>> I'M GOING TO SCARE THE JELLY
OUT OF THOSE BEANS.
[THUNDER]
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> OK, WE'RE READY NOW.
HELLO?
HELLO!
>> HELLO?
>> WE'RE READY FOR OUR...
[THUNDER]
>> TREATS.
>> WOW!
TREATS!
>> [LAUGHING EVILLY]
[ROARS]
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY...
[THUNDER]
[GROANS]
>> GERONIMO-Y!
>> OH, I THINK THIS IS BETTER
THAN STAYING HOME, DON'T YOU?
FOR SURE, YES!
>> MM-HMM, YES.
>> HEY, GUYS, BEST HALLOWEEN
EVER, HUH?
I'M SWIMMING AWAY!
>> SEE YA!
>> HEY, GUYS, I'M BACK.
>> GOOD THING WE DIDN'T GO HOME
WITH THE OTHER CAMPERS, DON'T
YOU THINK?
HA HA HA HA!
>> YEAH, WE WOULD HAVE MISSED
OUT COMPLETELY.
>> COMPLETELY!
[ALL LAUGHING]
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> THE CURSE OF THE HALLOWEEN
SPIRIT.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW COULD IT BE THE CURSE OF THE
HALLOWEEN SPIRIT?
WE ALL BELIEVE IN HALLOWEEN,
DON'T WE?
>> BELIEVE!
>> RAJ?
>> UM, PERHAPS FOR JUST A
MOMENT?
I'VE ONLY BEEN EATING CANDY.
>> IT'S THE CURSE OF THE
HALLOWEEN SPIRIT!
AAAH!
>> [GROANING]
LOCKED.
NO!
THERE'S A KEY HERE SOMEPLACE.
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WAHHH!
>> HE'S COMING AFTER US!
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
>> AAAH!
HIDE!
IN THERE!
>> THERE!
>> QUICK!
HE'S COMING!
>> [GROANING]
>> SHH!
HOLD STILL.
>> WE ARE TRYING.
>> TOO MUCH CANDY.
T-TOO MUCH CANDY.
HA HA HA HA!
>> THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
HA HA HA HA!
>> HE'S GOING TO HEAR US!
>> AAAH!
LET ME OUT!
IT'S A ZOMBIE BEAR THING!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
IT'S THE CURSE OF THE HALLOWEEN
SPIRIT.
HE'S AFTER ME!
[WHIMPERING]
AAAH!
I'M SORRY!
>> AAAH!
>> [ALL WHIMPERING]
>> OOF!
AAAH!
I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD, MR.
HALLOWEEN CURSE, UH, BEAR!
I'LL CHANGE!
I WILL BELIEVE IN HALLOWEEN FROM
NOW ON!
>> [ALL GROANING]
>> I BELIEVE!
OH, PLEASE!
SHOWER ME WITH YOUR FORGIVENESS!
FORGIVENESS!
>> AAAH!
>> WHEE!
>> IT'S TOO MUCH CANDY!
I DO BELIEVE, I DO BELIEVE, I DO
BELIEVE!
>> OH!
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST
HALLOWEEN EVER!
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>> HUH?
>> AAAH!
>> OH!