>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
>> HOLA, EVERYONE.
BONJOUR, CIAO, ALOHA, AND
KONNICHIWA.
GUESS WHAT'S ON MOTHER NATURE'S
MENU TODAY, CAMPERS.
BROCCOLI SALAD.
[PASSES GAS]
>> DOES IT AT LEAST COME WITH
SAUCE?
>> OF COURSE.
ENJOY.
NEXT?
>> HELLO, CHEF McMUESLI.
>> OH, IT'S YOU GUYS.
>> SO, HOW IS YOUR FALLING
LESION SOYBEAN FARM RECOVERING?
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT
SPOT FOR OUR PET LOCUSTS TO GET
SOME EXERCISE.
[LOCUSTS BUZZING]
>> HERE!
NOW GO UPSET SOMEONE ELSE'S
ECOSYSTEM!
>> OOH, LOOK, RAJ!
THEY LOOK LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF
MINI TREES.
>> IN A MINI FOREST.
WHAT KIND OF WILDLIFE DO YOU
THINK LIVES IN A MINI FOREST?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
PERHAPS MINI ANIMALS?
>> THERE ARE NO MINI ANIMALS IN
MY BROCCOLI SALAD!
>> [HUMMING A TUNE]
HELLO, I'M CHEF McMUESLI, AND
I'M HERE TO CLEAR-CUT THIS LUSH
BROCCOLI RAINFOREST FOR MY
FAMOUS CAMP KIDNEY BROCCOLI
SALAD.
>> I AM NOT!
>> TIMBER!
RUN, LITTLE MINI ANIMALS!
RUN FROM CHEF McMUESLI!
>> THAT'S IT!
YOU INGRATES DON'T DESERVE MY
FINE-CRAFTED CUISINE!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DESERVE?
THIS!
THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE!
YOU WANT LUNCH?
I'LL GIVE YOU LUNCH!
MEAT FROM A CAN!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> OOH.
WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS IT?
>> NOBODY KNOWS.
IT'S A MYSTERY!
>> SO, THIS IS MEAT.
>> MEAT THAT STANDS UPRIGHT, ALL
BY ITSELF.
>> MEAT.
>> WELL, LET'S DIG IN.
[SNIFFS]
[RETCHING]
IT CERTAINLY SMELLS INTERESTING.
>> I'LL SAY.
>> STINKY MEAT.
>> CLAM'S RIGHT.
THIS MEAT OR WHATEVER IT IS
STINKS AND IT SMELLS AND IT'S
STUPID!
AND JIGGLY.
>> YES, IT IS GOOD JIGGLY FUN.
>> JIGGLY, JIGGLY!
>> OOH, IT'S SQUISHY!
LOOK, I'M LIFTING WEIGHTS.
>> I HAVE MEAT MITTENS.
>> JIGGLY, JIGGLY, JIGGLY,
JIGGLY!
>> I HAVE A MEAT BEARD.
>> ME, TOO!
HA HA HA HA!
>> SAY HELLO TO MR. NELSON, THE
MEAT HAND PUPPET.
HI!
I LIKE MEATLOAF!
>> MY HAND PUPPET DOES, TOO!
>> JIGGLY!
>> HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
EVERYONE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MEATMAN.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MEATMAN.
>> MEATMAN.
>> LIEUTENANT MEATMAN, YOUR
MISSION IS TO FLY BEHIND ENEMY
LINES AND DELIVER THIS VITAL
FOOD SUPPLY TO OUR ALLIES AT THE
DESIGNATED DROP ZONE.
FLY, MEATMAN, FLY!
>> HE'S A GONER!
>> MEATMAN!
OH, MEATMAN!
I KNEW YOU'D BE ALIVE!
>> HOORAY FOR MEATMAN!
>> WE'LL HAVE YOU FLYING
DANGEROUS MISSIONS AGAIN IN NO
TIME.
>> BUT I AM NOT THINKING THAT
HE'LL BE FLYING THAT PLANE AGAIN
SOON.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S COMPLETELY DESTROYED BEYOND
ALL RECOGNITION, BUT IT MAKES A
GREAT MAGIC WAND.
BEHOLD.
I AM ZORLOFF, THE DARK, EVIL,
MAGICAL WIZARD MAGICIAN.
>> YOU DON'T LOOK VERY DARK AND
EVIL HOLDING A SMILING MEATMAN.
>> SORRY, MEATMAN.
YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE THIS DARK
WIZARD OF THE JELLY CABIN TO A
MAGICAL DUEL?
>> WE DO!
THE OTHER DARK WIZARDS OF THE
JELLY CABIN!
TAKE THIS, ZORLOFF!
OH.
MAYBE WE SHOULD BE MAGICAL
WIZARD BUDDIES INSTEAD.
>> GOOD IDEA, RAJ.
>> HOORAY!
WE'RE THE 3 MAGICAL
WIZARD-TEERS!
[CHEERING]
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER,
WIZARD-TEER RAJ?
DID YOUR WAND RUN OUT OF
WIZARDRY?
>> I CANNOT BE A WIZARD-TEER
WITH THAT THING STARING AT US
LIKE THAT!
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO MEATMAN?
HE LOOKS KIND OF STRANGE.
>> AND STINKY.
>> OH, WELL, I'LL JUST THROW A
PILLOW OVER HIM.
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND,
RIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW, LAZLO.
I AM STILL FEELING HIS WEIRD,
UGLY LOOK.
I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY SOMETHING
OUTSIDE.
>> HMM, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
WHAT IF I CHANGE HIM INTO
SOMETHING PRETTY?
LIKE...LIKE A MEAT FLOWER?
HOW'S THAT?
BADMINTON, ANYONE?
>> [ALL CLAMORING]
>> [WHISTLING A TUNE]
>> HEY, WHO CHANGED MEAT FLOWER
BACK INTO MEATMAN?
>> I DID NOT.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID, CLAM.
>> I DID.
>> REALLY?
>> NO.
>> THEN HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY?
>> EWW.
I DON'T THINK I QUITE LIKE THAT
SMILE.
COME ON, GUYS.
HELP ME GET RID OF THIS THING.
>> AAAH!
>> PHEW!
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH.
>> EWW!
MY HANDS SMELL LIKE A PUREED
CIRCUS.
[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
[THUMPING "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT,
TWO BITS"]
[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING]
>> ICE CREAM!
>> WAIT, CLAM.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT--
>> PINATA!
[GIGGLING]
>> RAJ, WAIT!
>> [GASPS]
YOU GUYS, IT'S SANTA CLAUS!
>> SANTA CLAUS?
>> SANTA, HAVE YOU SEEN A MAN
MADE OF MEAT IN HERE?
NO?
WELL, SAY HELLO TO MRS. CLAUS
FOR ME.
HA HA!
>> EASTER!
EASTER BUNNY!
>> SANTA?
EASTER BUNNY?
WELL, WHICH IS IT?
>> [ROARING]
>> YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A SCARY
MONSTER THING.
WAIT A SECOND.
THAT CAN'T BE.
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WEIRD
GOING ON HERE.
RAJ, DO YOU FEEL OK?
>> YES, I WOULD SAY THAT I FEEL
FINE.
>> SO, LAZLO, DO YOU STILL THINK
I'M STINKY, SMELLY, AND STUPID?!
>> AAAH!
>> [ROARS]
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME
ANYMORE?
[ROARS]
LET'S PLAY CATCH!
[ROARS]
>> AAAH!
>> SCARY MEAT RHINO LIKENESS!
AAAH!
>> AAAH!
>> AARGH!
SQUAWK!
>> UH-OH!
CANNON MEATBALLS!
>> AARGH!
>> HEY, MR. MEATMAN, NOBODY
TREATS MY FRIEND LIKE THAT.
YOU GOT A BEEF WITH SOMEBODY,
YOU BRING IT TO ME.
>> STINKY MEAT!
>> SQUAWK!
[ROARS]
I GUESS WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY
WITH YOU 'CAUSE YOU STINK.
OH, HEY, LET'S PLAY BADMINTON
INSTEAD!
DUH!
CAN I SERVE FIRST?
SURE!
[ROARS]
>> THIS MEAT HAS ISSUES!
>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT I
WANT FOR LUNCH!
>> [WHIMPERING]
>> ATTENTION, SHOPPERS,
CARNIVORE CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!
>> HUH?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, MEATZILLA!
I'M TALKING TO YOU!
>> MEAT HUNTER McMUESLI!
>> HOORAY!
WE'RE SAVED!
>> [CHANTING]
UH-OH.
I'VE BEEN BEEFED.
>> HA HA HA HA!
NOW WHERE WAS I?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EAT MY
LUNCH!
>> [WHIMPERING]
>> MMM MMM!
>> MEATMAN, I--I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU
STINKY, SMELLY, AND STUPID.
>> BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I LIKE MY
SCOUTS--STINKY, SMELLY, AND
STUPID!
BLAHHH!
>> YAAAH!
>> MY GRANDMA TELLS A BETTER
GHOST STORY THAN YOU LOSERS.
>> THAT IS NO GHOST STORY.
IT REALLY HAPPENED.
>> WELL, IF IT REALLY HAPPENED,
THEN WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL
HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, THAT'S OBVIOUS,
SAMSON.
RAJ AND CLAM HERE SPRANG INTO
ACTION AT THE LAST SECOND.
>> [YAWNS]
NOT BUYING IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
BETTER THAN THAT.
>> YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR
NOSE, LAZLO.
>> OH, THANKS, ANSON.
HA HA!
IS IT GONE?
>> UH...
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
>> HA HA HA HA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
>> AAAH!
>> [EVIL LAUGHTER]
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>> HUH?
>> AAAH!
>> OH!