[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ATTENTION, ATTENTION...
IT'S TIME TO PLAY
THE WHEEL OF DUTIES!
THAT'S RIGHT!
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN WHERE EACH
CAMPER CONTESTANT GETS TO SPIN
THE WHEEL FOR WHICH DUTY HE'LL
GET FOR THE DAY.
>> SPIN IT!
SPIN IT!
>> OK, DAVE, YOU'RE UP.
>> OH, LAZLO, I AM SO EXCITED!
I JUST KNOW THAT THIS TIME I'M
GOING TO GET CAMP STORE.
>> LEAF RAKING!
YEAH!
>> [CHEERING]
>> HERE, KID.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
>> OH!
>> GET ON UP HERE, CLAM!
CLAM...
CAMP THERAPIST!
>> YEAH!
CAMP THERAPIST, YAY!
>> RAJ, GET ON UP HERE.
>> YEE-HAW!
OH!
CAMP STORE, CAMP STORE,
CAMP STORE!
>> GO, RAJ!
>> COME ON, CAMP STORE!
>> CAMP STORE, CAMP STORE!
>> CAMP STORE, CAMP STORE,
CAMP STORE!
>> [CAMPERS GASPS]
[CHEERING]
>> WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
IT'S JUST A DUMB OLD SHACK THAT
TAKES NECKLACE BEADS INSTEAD OF
REAL MONEY.
>> EDWARD, YOU'RE UP.
>> OH, YAY.
>> SHAVE THE SCOUTMASTER'S BACK!
>> OH!
>> LUCKY!
>> [HUMMING]
"NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS."
[HUMMING]
[KNOCKING]
YES?
WHAT IS IT?
>> UM...
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA OPEN?
I NEED NASAL SPRAY REAL BAD.
>> I AM SORRY, BUT WE'RE NOT YET
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
>> CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME
TISSUE PA--
>> [HUMMING]
>> RAJ, I'D REALLY JUST LIKE--
>> LOOK, SIR,
I AM REALLY VERY SORRY YOU HAVE
SINUS DIFFICULTIES,
BUT WE ARE WORKING HARD TO
ENHANCE YOUR CAMP STORE SHOPPING
EXPERIENCE.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> STORE'S NOT OPEN YET.
>> WHEN'S IT GONNA OPEN?
>> I NEED PANTS.
>> COME ON, RAJ.
LUMPUS NEEDS MORE RAZORS
AND SKIP NEEDS PANTS!
>> [CAMPERS GRUMBLING]
>> OH, THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> ONE MORE SUGAR CUBE.
[CALLIOPE PLAYING]
ALL RIGHT!
RAJ'S CAMP STORE IS NOW
OFFICIALLY OPEN!
TADA!
HELLO?
>> HELLO, RAJ.
>> OH.
HEY, LAZLO.
HOW IS YOUR DAILY CHORE GOING?
>> PHEW!
EXCELLENT, RAJ.
I GOT TO DREDGE LEAKEY LAKE
AGAIN.
SO, HOW'S THE OLD CAMP STORE
COMING ALONG, EH?
>> [SIGHS]
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING TO RUN
THE CAMP STORE--
THE CHORE YOU WANTED.
>> YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE
CAMP STORE DOESN'T WANT ME.
I HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE CUSTOMER
SINCE I OPENED THIS MORNING.
I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR RETAIL.
>> NONSENSE, RAJ.
YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG.
I'VE NEVER SEEN PERISHABLES
ORGANIZED AND STACKED IN SUCH
BORDERLINE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE
MANNER.
>> REALLY?
>> SINCE I'M FINISHED WITH MY
CHORE, WHY DON'T I HELP YOU OUT
WITH YOUR STORE CHORE?
>> TWO FRIENDS WORKING TOGETHER.
>> WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
>> OK, LAZLO,
IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
LET'S SAY YOU'RE THE CUSTOMER.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU, LOYAL
CUSTOMER?
>> UH, A TOENAIL WAXER, PLEASE.
>> THAT WILL BE 20 BEADS,
PLEASE.
>> HA HA.
OK.
HERE ARE YOUR IMAGINARY BEADS.
>> VERY GOOD.
REMEMBER, NO BEADS,
NO BUSINESS.
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
STEP RIGHT UP, SHOPPERS.
IT'S THE CAMP STORE GRAND
REOPENING.
YOU'RE BUYING,
WE'RE SELLING!
WHY, HERE COMES SOME SMART
CONSUMERS NOW.
>> THAT SOUNDS QUITE PAINFUL.
>> FOR THE NEXT 3 SECONDS--
50% OFF ITCHING POWDER AND
CHICKEN MILK AT THE CAMP STORE!
>> SO...
THE STORE IS FINALLY OPEN?
>> THIS WAY!
MAY I HELP YOU?
>> WE'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT
CHICKEN MILK.
>> 8 BEADS, PLEASE.
>> YEAH, WELL...
HERE'S THE THING,
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEADS.
>> WHAT?
HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE
MILK?
[REGISTER DINGS]
SOLD.
>> SOLD?!
LAZLO, MY CHUM,
YOU MADE OUR FIRST OFFICIAL
SALE!
CONGRATULATIONS!
SO, HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKE?
A FLOWER?
WHERE ARE THE BEADS?!
>> OOPS.
>> OOPS?
WHAT IS THAT "OOPS"?
THERE IS NO "OOPS."
PLEASE, LAZLO,
NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
GOT IT.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
>> PIZZA, PIZZA.
PIZZA PIE.
THANKS!
>> DID I HEAR A KA-CHING?!
WHOO!
BUSINESS IS REALLY PICKING UP.
>> YEP.
>> OH, WHAT'S THIS?
DID YOU TRADE MERCHANDISE FOR
THIS--THIS...
>> BEAUTIFUL POEM.
YES.
LAZLO, DID YOU REMBER YOUR
MANTRA?
>> MY MANTRA?
HMM.
UM...
AH.
NO BEES, NO BEESWAX.
>> [GROWLS]
WELL...
YOU GOT TWO WORDS RIGHT.
AND FOR GETTING THOSE WORDS
CORRECT, I AM GIVING YOU A
PROMOTION.
YOU ARE NOW SENIOR BOX STACKER.
>> WOW!
>> ARE YOU FINALLY OPEN?
HELLO?!
I STILL NEED NASAL SPRAY!
>> YES.
6 BEADS, PLEASE.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY BEADS.
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
>> CAN I AT LEAST HAVE ONE
SAMPLE SPRAY?
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
>> HOW 'BOUT I JUST SNIFF THE
LID?
>> HOW ABOUT NO BEADS,
NO BUSINESS!
>> WELL, DOES IT COST ANY BEADS
TO JUST STAND HERE?
>> NO.
JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE COUNTER.
YOU'RE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
ICE CREAM SANDWICH?
THE CAMP HAS BEEN DRY FOR
MONTHS.
>> I SAVED IT.
IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE FOR
MILES.
>> AHEM.
CAN I HAVE IT?
>> 6 BEADS, PLEASE.
>> I HAVE NO BEADS.
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS.
>> HEY, RAJ!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW I ARRANGED
THE BOXES!
RAJ?
ARE YOU OK?
>> OH, PROPRIETOR,
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE ICE CREAM
SANDWICH NASAL SPRAY TRADE.
>> TRADE.
[GASPS]
RAJ!
WHAT WAS THAT RULE OF YOURS,
RAJ?
>> UH...
>> NO BEADS, NO BUSINESS!
>> JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
SAY?!
>> ADMIT IT, RAJ.
YOU BROKE THE RULE AND TRADED
NASAL SPRAY FOR ICE CREAM.
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
>> YOU HAVE ICE CREAM ALL OVER
YOUR FACE, AND I THOUGHT
ELEPHANTS WERE LACTOSE
INTOLERANT.
>> I AM QUICKLY BECOMING
LAZLO INTOLERANT!
>> FACE IT, RAJ,
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME.
>> PIGGLY-WIGGLY!
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
>> JUST LIKE ME, JUST LIKE ME!
>> AAGH!
MY EARS!
YOU DID NOT SAY THAT!
>> MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT, RAJ.
MAYBE YOU WEREN'T CUT OUT FOR
RETAIL.
>> [GROWLS]
YOU...
CAN NOT...
SAY THAT!
>> HEY!
FREE CHIPS!
>> HOPPING HOLLY,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
I'VE BECOME AN ANARCHIST!
>> IT'S OK, RAJ.
LET IT OUT.
EXPRESS YOUR--
>> AAGH!
I'M BLOODY ANGRY!
AAGH!
>> RAJ!
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
>> AAGH!
[PANTING]
>> RAJ?
>> [GASPING]
>> RAJ, IT'S OVER.
LOOK.
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT IN THE
WHOLE STORE.
YOU EVEN PULLED ALL THE NAILS
OUT OF THE WALL.
>> WE HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES WITH
OUR FRIENDSHIP, LAZLO.
>> WORDS.
SAY WORDS.
>> HMM!
>> LAZLO: "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
RAJ: "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
>> OH, I GET IT NOW.
CLAM WANTS US TO COMMUNICATE
USING SOCK PUPPETS.
I'LL START.
MY SOCK IS YOU, RAJ.
I'M RAJ, AND I'M WILLING TO RISK
LOSING FRIENDSHIP FOR MY BELOVED
CAMP STORE.
>> WELL, I'M LAZLO,
AND I'LL TRADE ANYTHING FOR A
FLOWER.
>> OH, IT'S TIME TO COUNT ALL MY
PEANUTS AGAIN.
>> OH, OH, IT'S TIME TO GIVE
EVERYTHING AWAY
AND LIVE IN PEACE!
>> WELL, I'M A SHOPKEEPER,
AND I'M BORING.
>> OH, YEAH?!
WELL, MY NAME IS SIR EDMUND
LAZLO, AND I'M CLIMBING
MT. EVEREST.
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH,
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!
LOOK AT ME!
I AM ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR EDMUND,
A FREAK STORM HAS COMPLETELY
DESTROYED OUR ROUTE BACK DOWN
THE MOUNTAIN.
>> WHAT?!
WELL, DID YOU TRY RADIOING
BASE CAMP?
>> SUMMIT TEAM TO BASE CAMP,
CAN YOU READ ME?!
ALL I CAN HEAR IS ANGELS.
>> NO ONE TOLD US ABOUT
A PUPPET SHOW.
>> ANGELS?
THEN IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY!
MOUNTAIN SICKNESS!
WE'RE DOOMED!
>> WE'LL NEVER SEE OUR FAMILIES
AGAIN, WILL WE, SIR?
>> [GASPS]
OR OUR TOES!
>> SIR, CAN I JUST SAY
THAT IT'S BEEN A PRIVILEGE TO
CLIMB WITH YOU.
>> [SNIFFLING]
AND YOU HAVE BEEN A MOST LOYAL
SHERPA, PUNJI.
>> YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER
I NEVER HAD.
>> AND YOU ARE LIKE THE PUPPY MY
PARENTS NEVER LET ME HAVE.
>> BUDDY!
>> PAL!
>> [CHEERING]
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO
FIDDLEHEADS, HOW'D THINGS GO IN
THE CAMP STORE TODAY?
MAKE ANY BEADS?
>> NOPE.
NO BEADS.
>> WHAT?
NO BEADS!
THAT LITTLE TURTLE ACROSS THE
STREET, NOW HE HAS THE RIGHT
IDEA.
>> IF I PLAY SOCK PUPPETS,
DO I HAVE TO USE YOUR STINKY
SOCKS?
>> I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR
STINKY SOCKS.
[KNOCKING]
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>> [SNIFFLING]
COME ON, RAJ!
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA OPEN?
HEY, RAJ, I NEED NASAL SPRAY
REAL BAD!
OH, THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE!
[TOOT]