[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING ON OUR
LIST OF THINGS TO DO FOR THE
PERFECT SQUIRREL SCOUT DAY.
>> I AM SURE AN GLAD THAT WE
DECIDED TO SAVE THE BEST THING
ON THE LIST FOR LAST...
SNAIL BATHING.
HA HA HA.
>> BUT IT PALES IN COMPARISON TO
THE THRILLS AND SPILLS OF HORNET
RACING.
I'M STILL TINGLING FROM THAT
EXCITING FIFTH RACE.
>> I THINK SCUMMY DIPPING WAS
THE BEST THING ON THE PERFECT
DAY LIST.
I DO SO LOVE SWIMMING IN A GOOD
PUDDLE OF POND MUCK.
>> SCUMMY DIPPING IS NOT NEARLY
AS FUN AS SNAIL BATHING.
>> SNAIL BATHING IS NOT EVEN
CLOSE TO BEING AS FUN.
>> NO WAY!
>> HORNET RACING IS THE MOST
FUN.
>> SCUMMY DIPPING IS THE BEST,
AND YOU KNOW IT, PATSY.
>> SCUMMY DIPPING DOESN'T HOLD A
CANDLE TO THE REFINED LEVEL OF
DISGUSTING THAT--WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT IF WE COMBINED ALL 3?!
SNAIL BATHING, HORNET RACING,
AND SCUMMY DIPPING?!
>> SCUMMY SNAIL RACING!
YAY!
>> [HUMMING]
[CHUCKLES]
OH, LOOK!
MY OLD MISS FRU FRU PAGEANT
PICTURE.
[GIGGLES]
BE TRUE TO THE FRU FRU SPIRIT WE
ADORE AND YOUR HEART WILL SOAR
FOREVER MORE.
AH!
THE MISS FRU FRU MOTTO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I STILL
REMEMBER IT.
LOOK, MS. MUCUS.
WASN'T I THE PRETTIEST
CONTESTANT?
THE TRUEST CONTESTANT?
>> YOU WERE THE ONLY CONTESTANT.
>> I KNOW.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO RELIVE
IT ALL AGAIN?
>> HMM.
>> [GASPS]
WON'T THE YOUNG LADIES OF
ACORN FLATS JUST LOVE IT?!
>> GO, GO!
>> COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT!
>> MS. MUCUS,
CALL A CAMP ASSEMBLY.
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW MISS FRU FRU
TO SOAR AGAIN!
BE TRUE TO THE FRU FRU SPIRIT WE
ADORE AND YOUR HEART WILL SOAR
FOREVER MORE.
IT IS A MOTTO THAT EACH AND
EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL AND
REFINED YOUNG LADIES WILL
SOMEDAY KNOW BY HEART
THE WAY I DO.
SO, I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT I AM OFFICIALLY REINSTATING
THE ANNUAL FRU FRU PAGEANT!
YAY!
>> [GIRLS GRUMBLING]
>> DON'T YOU LADIES LOOK FRU FRU
IN THOSE LOVELY DRESSES?!
OKEY-DOKEY!
THE PUBLIC SPEAKING PORTION OF
THE MISS FRU FRU PAGEANT WILL
TEACH YOU TO SPEAK WITH
AUTHORITY.
GRETCHEN WILL DEMONSTRATE.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> GRRR!
AHEM.
THIS IS A TREE POEM
BY, UM, HEIMLICH McMUSLEY.
>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
GRETCHEN!
>> [SNICKERING]
>> [GROWLING]
AHEM.
O TREE, O TREE
O TREE, O TREE.
>> [SNICKERING]
>> O FREE THE LEA
THE LEA!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> THAT'S IT!
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
>> UH-OH!
>> GEE.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TREES.
>> NOW, GRETCHEN,
THIS IS NOT--
FRU FRU.
FOR THE SECOND PORTION OF THE
FRU FRU PAGEANT, YOU WILL BE
EXPECTED TO SHOWCASE A TALENT
THAT IS CONSIDERED BOTH USEFUL
AND PRACTICAL.
>> OW!
>> WHOA!
WHOO!
AAGH!
HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M USEFUL AND PRACTICAL.
>> OOH!
>> OOF!
WHOA!
>> HEY!
WATCH THE FINE CHINA!
WHOA, NINA!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD
TIME TO WORK ON THE SWIMSUIT
EVENT.
SWIMSUIT EVENT IS MEANT TO TEST
YOUR ABILITY TO PROJECT POSTURE,
POISE, AND GRACE...
IN A SWIMSUIT!
HA HA.
NOW, EVERYONE, STRIKE A FRU FRU
POSE AND LOOK FABULOUS!
NO, NO.
NOT QUITE.
MM-MMM.
TRY TURNING LIKE THIS...
AND THEN THIS.
OOH, THERE WE GO!
AND, NINA, YOU NEED TO DO THIS.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> AND VOILA!
AND, PASTY, YOU COULD TRY THIS
AND THIS AND THAT.
NOW WE'RE LOOKING FRU FRU!
ALMANDINE, WILL YOU GIVE US
JUST A TEENSY BIT OF GAS,
S'IL VOUS PLAIT?
>> OOH!
YEE-HAW!
>> [CHEERING]
>> OH!
THAT DOES IT!
YOU SQUIRRELS WANT TO DO FRU FRU
YOUR WAY, HMM?
I'LL GIVE YOU FRU FRU YOUR WAY!
I'M FINISHED WITH ACORN FLATS
FRU FRU!
>> GO, GO!
[ALL CHEERING]
>> ATTENTION, SQUIRRELS,
ATTENTION, SQUIRRELS.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD ALL
KNOW SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
THIS CAMP ISN'T FRU FRU.
IT'S DOO DOO!
I QUIT!
[FOOTSTEPS]
AU REVOIR!
>> AU REVOIR?
>> OH, I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR
MS. DOE.
SHE REALLY HAD HER HEART SET ON
THIS FRU FRU THING.
>> WHAT DOES "FRU FRU"
MEAN ANYWAY?
>> WELL, WHY DON'T WE
GO LOOK IT UP.
COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
"PHISH.
PHRANK."
AHA!
"PHRU PHRU.
REFERS TO THE MYSTERIOUS
CEREMONY IN WHICH SOME PRIMITIVE
TRIBES BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVEN
THE ABILITY TO FLY."
ABILITY TO FLY?
OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
DON'T YOU GIRLS REMEMBER
THE FRU FRU MOTTO?
>> BE TRUE TO THE FRU FRU SPIRIT
WE ADORE AND YOUR HEART WILL
SOAR FOREVER MORE.
>> SOAR!
SHE WAS TELLING US THAT WE WOULD
FLY!
THAT'S WHY SHE WANTED US TO DO
ALL THAT DUMB GIRLY STUFF.
>> SO WE COULD BE GIVEN THE
ABILITY TO FLY?
>> I THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GIVEN
THE ABILITY TO FLY.
>> THEN LET'S PUT ON THE FRU FRU
PAGEANT, AND SHE'LL HAVE TO STAY
AND GIVE THE WINNER THE ABILITY
TO FLY!
>> WELL, I THINK THAT'S
EVERYTHING.
I HAVE MY MAKEUP BAG, MY BACKUP
MAKEUP BAG, AND MY CARRYON
MAKEUP BAG IN CASE MY LUGGAGE
GETS LOST.
AU REVOIR, MS. MUCUS.
GOOD LUCK TURNING THESE TOMBOYS
INTO PROPER GIRLS!
I AM GOING TO A PLACE WHERE
FRU FRU GIRLS LIKE US ARE
APPRECIATED.
PARIS, FRANCE!
>> [FART]
>> THOSE GIRLS ARE A LOST CAUSE.
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT
WILL KEEP ME AT THIS CAMP.
HUH?!
OH, MY!
IT'S MY TIERRA.
WHAT IS IT DOING OUT HERE?
OH, HA HA HA.
THAT'S RIGHT,
I KIND OF FLIPPED OUT.
HA HA HA.
OH, I'M GLAD I FOUND IT.
OH, WHOOPS!
TRICKY LITTLE FELLA.
HA HA.
HEY!
YOU TIERRA THERE!
OH, GET BACK HERE!
OOF!
>> HI, MS. DOE!
>> THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR
IMMEDIATE LOADING AND...
>> GIRLS?
>> WE'RE READY TO BE FRU FRU
NOW!
>> OH!
MY GIRLS ARE IN BEAUTIFUL
DRESSES WITH FRU FRU
ACCESSORIES!
FRU FRU EARRINGS!
MANICURES.
CONTEMPORARY HAIR STYLES!
[GASPS]
AND THE DECORATIONS ARE...
OH!
>> CALL FOR BOARDING FLIGHT 6-4.
>> OH!
HMM.
>> WHAT?
I'M ON BREAK.
>> CREATIVE!
YOU GIRLS DO CARE!
ALL I CAN SAY IS LET THE FRU FRU
PAGEANT BEGIN!
>> HURRAY!
>> HELLO, AND WELCOME.
THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS ARE PROUD TO
ANNOUNCE THE WELCOME RETURN OF
THE MISS FRU FRU PAGEANT.
AND WE WILL BEGIN WITH THE
PUBLIC SPEAKING PORTION.
MS. GRETCHEN.
>> THANK YOU FOR FLYING ACORN
FLATS AIR.
MY NAME IS GRETCHEN, AND I WILL
BE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
THE EMERGENCY EXITS ARE TO YOUR
LEFT AND RIGHT.
AND IN CASE OF DECOMPRESSION,
PLACE THE OXYGEN MASK OVER YOUR
FACE LIKE THIS.
THANK YOU.
>> OK.
OXYGEN'S GOOD.
>> MS. NINA, AND HER RUNWAY
SKILLS IN THE TALENT PORTION.
>> INTERPRETIVE, POST-MODERN,
TREND-SETTING.
OH, I LOVE IT!
>> MS. HONEY'S LUGGAGE-THROWING
TALENT.
>> BRIEF, BUT WITTY.
>> AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR...
THE SWIMSUIT PORTION.
AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR FRU FRU
PAGEANT.
>> OH, YAY!
OH, OH!
>> AND NOW MS. DOE WILL CROWN
THE NEW MISS FRU FRU!
>> OH, WELL, YOU ALL DID SO
WELL.
UH...
YOU ALL WON!
YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!
OH!
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
>> WE WON!
>> I CAN FLY!
>> OH, YAY!
OH, YES, GIRLS!
YOU ALL CAN--
FLY?
>> STEP ASIDE, GIRLS.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
HERE I GO!
OOF!
[FART]
OH.
DID...
DID I SOAR, MS. DOE?
>> YES, NINA.
I THINK YOU JUST DID.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
BECAUSE I DEFINITELY FEEL SORE.
[KNOCKING]
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>> [SNIFFLING]
COME ON, RAJ!
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA OPEN?
HEY, RAJ, I NEED NASAL SPRAY
REAL BAD!
OH, THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE!
[TOOT]
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