>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD.
>> THANKS FOR THE BANA BREAD.
>> WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT
PARENT'S DAY, ANYWAY?
JUST A BUNCH OF DROOLING,
SCREAMING KIDS WHO MISS THEIR
DROOLING, SCREAMING PARENTS.
MAKES ME PUKE.
MY PARENTS NEVER CAME TO SEE ME
WHEN I WENT TO CAMP.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN 17 YEARS,
AND THAT IS FINE WITH ME.
SAME GOES FOR THAT DUMB DOG OF
THEIRS, TOO.
WELL, GOT TO GO. HEE HEE!
NO MORE PARENTS TILL NEXT YEAR.
HOO, BOY. HOO HA HA!
>> LUMPUS' PARENTS NEVER VISIT,
NOT EVEN ON PARENT'S DAY?
>> AND MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT ALL
57 OF MY COUSINS.
IN FACT, COUSINS 40 THROUGH 49
ALL HAD THEIR WISDOM TUSKS
PULLED IN THE SAME WEEKEND.
>> OHH, OUCH.
>> HELLO, LAZLO.
SO HOW WAS YOUR PARENT'S DAY?
>> ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
I REALLY ENJOYED SEEING MY
PARENTS, AND EVERYONE ELSE'S
PARENTS ARE SO GREAT, TOO, BUT
I'M SUDDENLY NOT ABLE TO ENJOY
THE MOMENT AS MUCH SINCE LUMPUS'
PARENTS DIDN'T SHOW UP.
>> CLAM, DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN
MY CONTACT?
>> DON'T YOU SEE?
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR HIM.
ALL THIS TIME, HE'S JUST BEEN
COVERING UP A BROKEN HEART.
>> DON'T YOU NEED A HEART IN THE
FIRST PLACE?
HA HA HA!
>> HA HA! "HEART."
>> I'M SERIOUS, GUYS.
I REALLY THINK HE'S HURT.
>> HIS FATHER WAS PROBABLY
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
"MM, I'M YOUR FATHER, LUMPUS.
DO THIS. DO THAT.
RAKE THE LEAVES. FEED THE BEARS.
GO SWIMMING. PUT YOUR PANTS ON.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH."
>> "NOW, NOW, DEAR, AREN'T YOU
BEING TOO HARD ON THE BOY?
AFTER ALL, WE HAVEN'T VISITED
LITTLE LUMPY AT HIS LITTLE CAMP
FOR PARENT'S DAY EVER."
>> "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
WHAT CAMP? WHO CARES?
I'M TIRED. EAT YOUR SPROUTS.
♪ PBBT PBBT PBBT PBBT PBBT
PBBT PBBT ♪"
[ALL LAUGH]
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE WE COULD HELP SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS FELL BETTER ABOUT HIS
PARENTS NOT VISITING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT SPENDING
THE WHOLE DAY WITH SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS...AS HIS PARENTS.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> OH, COME ON, RAJ.
>> NOT DOING IT.
I AM NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO BE
LUMPUS' PARENTS, AND I AM
DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HELP
FIND TWO TALL GUYS IN TRENCH
COATS THAT WE CAN USE AS
DISGUISES.
>> LOOK WHAT MOM AND DAD BROUGHT
US FOR PARENT'S DAY.
[PBBT]
>> HA HA!
LUMPUS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
TREATING BAIT TO A TRIP TO THE
HAIRDRESSER'S IS JUST THE THING
THAT'LL MAKE THOSE FISHIES JUMP.
OH, LOOK.
I THINK SHE'S IN LOVE.
YES, I DO.
KISSY, KISSY, KISSY.
SMACKY, SMACKY,
SMOOCHIE, SMOOCH.
MWAH, MWAH, MWAH MWAH MWAH.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
MWAH.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
OH, FOR FISH'S SAKE, WHAT IS IT
THIS TIME?
OH, THE PLACE IS A BEDLAM.
>> HELLO, LUMPY DEAR.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE US?
IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> HEE HEE! AHEM.
AND ALL THAT AGAIN.
>> UH, I'M SORRY. DO I KNOW YOU?
>> IT'S ONLY BEEN 17 YEARS.
LOOK. WE EVEN BROUGHT THE DOG.
>> UH, WOOF.
[CHOMP]
>> OWW!
OH, YEAH.
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW.
GRR. HELLO, MOM AND DAD.
>> LUMPY, YOU DO REMBER.
>> SO, UH, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
COME IN.
YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY.
COULD YOU, UH--
>> DOWN, BOY.
>> BOY, TIME REALLY WHACKS ONE
IN THE FACE, DOESN'T IT?
>> LUMPY HAS INVITED US IN.
I SAID, "LUMPY HAS INVITED US
IN," CHIP.
>> UH, WHAT? OH.
OHH, WHOA.
>> OHH...WAAH, OH, OH.
OOF!
>> WELL, THIS IS MY OFFICE.
>> OOH! SKIP!
>> THAT--THAT WAY.
OH, HA HA! THERE YOU ARE. HA HA!
>> RRGH!
>> HEH HEH! YOU WERE SAYING?
>> WOOF WOOF.
>> UH, YEAH, YEAH.
I WAS JUST SAYING--
>> IS THIS YOUR OFFICE, LUMPY,
DEARIE?
>> UH, YES, YES.
THIS IS WHERE I RUN THE CAMP.
THAT'S A MAP OF THE CAMP OVER
THERE...
>> [GASP]
GEE, IT'S HOT IN THERE.
OOH!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> OH, HEH HEH.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH YOUR
FATHER'S GAS.
HE JUST HAD TO EAT THAT EXTRA
BURRITO IN THE CAR ON THE WAY
HERE.
>> I SPECIFICALLY ASKED IF YOU
WERE GOING TO EAT IT.
>> I MEAN, GOOD HEAVENS, COULD
WE AT LEAST CRACK A WINDOW?
>> WOOF WOOF.
>> MY FLIES! DOWN, BOY. DOWN.
>> OH, NO, NO. BAD DOGGY.
STAY AWAY FROM LUMPY'S BUGS.
>> GRR. THEY WEREN'T BUGS.
THEY WERE MY PRIZED FISHING FLY
COLLECTION.
>> I'M SORRY, DEARIE.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
>> SORRY?
I DON'T SEE YOU FOR 17 YEARS,
AND YOU'RE SORRY?
>> WELL, WE WOULD'VE BEEN HERE
SOONER IF YOUR FATHER WOULD'VE
JUST STOPPED AND ASKED FOR
DIRECTIONS.
>> OK! THAT'S IT!
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST CAN'T
LET ME DRIVE WITHOUT--
>> WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU
JUST DON'T LISTEN.
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
>> HOLD IT! LOOK.
JUST TELL ME, WHAT IS IT THAT
YOU WANT?
>> WHAT DO WE WANT?
WELL, LUMPY DEAR, WE JUST WANT
TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU AS
PARENTS.
>> A DAY WITH MY PARENTS?
>> UM, AHEM, YES, SON.
CATCH?
>> OW!
>> BOTH HANDS NOW.
>> RRGH!
>> KEEP YOU EYE ON THE BALL.
>> AAH! OHH!
>> OKEY-DOKEY.
SAY, "CHEESE NOODLES."
>> CHEESE NOODLES.
[SQUEEZE TOY SQUEAKS]
>> [BLOWS]
OH, YEAH!
CANDY CANE CASTLE, HERE I COME,
BABY!
>> "AND ELY WELKY AND MOOSEY
GOOSEY AND DEARIE WEARIE LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
THE END."
>> [YAWN]
>> PSST. COME ON, ALREADY.
LET'S GO.
>> I LEFT LUMPY DEARIE A LITTLE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
[BELL RINGS]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
>> HMM...
[YAWN]
WOW!
WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT'S SLEEP.
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I
SLEPT THAT WELL.
HHM, WHAT'S THIS?
"WE HEART YOU, LUMPY.
MOM AND DAD."
MOM AND DAD HEART ME.
THEY REALLY HEART ME.
>> "AND IN FURTHER NEWS, IF YOU
WERE WONDERING WHO WERE THE
WINNERS OF YESTERDAY'S PARENT'S
DAY RELAY RACE, IT WAS MR. AND
MR. AND MRS. AND MRS.
LEMMING..."
>> THEY WON. THEY WON.
>> "AND GUESS WHO ELSE'S PARENTS
SHOWED UP AT THE LAST MINUTE FOR
AN UNEXPECTED, YET MUCH
APPRECIATED, VISIT THAT
ALGONQUIN LUMPUS WILL ALWAYS
REMEMBER BECAUSE HIS PARENTS
TOLD HIM THAT THEY LOVED HIM,
AND GUESS WHO WANTS TO TELL
EVERYBODY THAT HE LOVES
THEM, TOO."
DID YOU WRITE THIS?
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, SLINKMAN.
>> UH, ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I?
"TODAY'S LUNCH WILL BE"--OOH--
"MINI CORN DOGS SHAPED LIKE
HEARTS."
>> AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS LOVES HIS
BUDDY SLINKMAN.
I LOVE YOU, SLINKMAN.
HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT?
>> UH, YES, SIR. YOU JUST DID.
>> TELL ME YOU LOVE ME,
SLINKMAN.
>> UH, I LOVE YOU, SIR?
>> EW!
>> I LOVE YOU, CAMPERS.
I LOVE YOU, CAMP KIDNEY. WHOO!
>> DOESN'T IT JUST GIVE YOU THE
WARM FUZZIES?
>> MORE LIKE THE COLD CREEPIES,
LAZLO.
>> CREEPY.
>> SLINKMAN, BLOW UP THE
BALLOONS AND LIGHT THE BARBEQUE
BECAUSE TODAY IS "I LOVE CAMP
KIDNEY" DAY.
>> WHATEVER YOU SAY, SIR.
>> ALL RIGHT! YEAH! WAY TO GO!
>> I GOT IT!
>> I LOVE YOU, SAMSON.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, SIR.
>> OH!
>> OW!
>> OOH!
>> OH! OW! OW!
>> ♪ LOVE YA ♪
>> OWW!
>> AHH.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A
FEW LAUGHS WITH THE ONES YOU
LOVE, ESPECIALLY OVER A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED CAMPER DUNK.
>> I, UH--I LOVE HAVING A FEW
LAUGHS WITH--WHOA!
>> I WAS HOPING THAT "I LOVE
CAMP KIDNEY" DAY WOULD END WITH
THE FRIENDSHIP BOULDER TOSS.
>> SAMSON, YOU'RE UP.
>> I LIKE THE OLD LUMPUS BETTER.
DO YOU THINK WE LOVED HIM TOO
MUCH?
>> IT'S SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
I DIDN'T THINK THAT COULD BE
POSSIBLE.
[SPLASH]
>> ♪ RAJ ♪
>> I'M COMING, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
>> I LOVE YOU, RAJ.
>> YEAH, YEAH. DITTO.
CAN WE JUST DO THIS?
[SPLASH]
>> MAYBE DRESSING UP AS LUMPUS'
PARENTS AND SPENDING THE DAY
LOVING HIM WASN'T SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
>> YOU DID THIS?
I DON'T LOVE YOU, LAZLO.
>> I KNOW.
>> ♪ LAZLO ♪
AND HOW'S MY FAVORITE CAMPER
TODAY?
>> FAVORITE CAMPER?
>> WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE MY
FAVORITE CAMPER.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT.
>> NO. I DIDN'T.
>> WELL, THEN YOU MUST KNOW WHY
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CAMPER.
>> NO!
>> YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CAMPER
BECAUSE I LOVE YA.
>> BUT I LOVE YOU MORE.
>> EXCUSE ME? WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I SAID, "I LOVE YOU MORE."
>> BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
THAN THAT.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
YOUR LOVING ME SO MUCH MORE THAN
THAT.
>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> [GASP]
WELL, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
THAN CAMP KIDNEY AND ALL THE
WATER IN LEAKEY LAKE.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
THAN CAMP KIDNEY, ALL THE WATER
IN LEAKEY LAKE, AND THE WHOLE
TOWN OF PRICKLY PINES COMBINED.
>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN
THE WHOLE PLANET.
>> SO MUCH MORE THAN THE SOLAR
SYSTEM.
>> SO MUCH MORE THAN THE
UNIVERSE.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT
RAJ, CLAM, AND I DRESSED UP AS
YOUR PARENTS AND SPENT THE DAY
WITH YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T BE SO
SAD THAT THEY DIDN'T VISIT YOU
ON PARENT'S DAY.
>> [GROWL]
YOU WHAT?
>> UH-OH.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I DESPISE
MORE THAN CAMP KIDNEY AND THE
ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
I DESPISE YOU, LAZLO!
>> I DESPISE YOU, TOO, LAZLO.
>> IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE
THINGS BACK TO NORMAL AROUND
HERE.
>> YEAH. I REALLY MISSED
DESPISING THIS PLACE.
>> I DESPISE YOU, LAZLO.
>> I LOVE YOU, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> I DESPISE YOU, LAZLO.
>> I LOVE YOU, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> I DESPISE YOU, LAZLO.
>> I LOVE YOU, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> GO LONG!
GET IN FRONT OF THE BALL, SON.
FOLLOW THROUGH.
WE ARE--AHEM.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER TO YOUR
HANDS.
BOTH HANDS NOW.
LEAN FORWARD.
TOTAL LACK OF HAND-EYE
COORDINATION HERE.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, RIGHT
THERE.
FLY.
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