>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> AHH.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FULL DAY
OF WORK.
WELL, THAT AND READING
SLINKMAN'S PERSONAL MAIL.
LET'S SEE.
"DEAR SON, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
BORING.
"URGENT. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
HHM, IT'S THE NEW CAMP BROCHURE.
"CAMP KIDNEY--A BUSY CAMPER'S
PARADISE."
HA! BUSY CAMPING FOR SLINKMAN.
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
"MR. SLINKMAN, REVIVE YOURSELF.
COME TO HAWAII."
HUH? WHAT'S HE NEED HAWAII FOR?
WE GOT EVERYTHING HAWAII HAS GOT
RIGHT HERE IN CAMP KIDNEY.
>> EDWARD, NO. WAIT.
IT CAN'T HIT THE GROUND.
NO, LAZLO.
THE BALL IS NOT IN PLAY.
[PBBBB]
>> MR. SLINKMAN, MR. SLINKMAN!
WATCH ME CATCH THE B--
UGH!
>> WAIT, SAMSON.
YOW!
IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.
>> THANKS.
>> MR. SLINKMAN, HERE'S A MOVE I
LEARNED IN DENMARK.
>> NEXT.
MR. SLINKMAN, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
LET ME RUN SOME TESTS ON YOU.
HERE'S AN INK BLOT.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> OH, CAMP KIDNEY.
>> HMM.
>> UH, CAMP KIDNEY.
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> INTERESTING.
LOOK AT THE EYE CHART ON THE
WALL AND READ THE LETTERS FROM
TOP TO BOTTOM.
>> "CAMP KIDNEY."
>> MM-HMM.
>> CAMP KIDNEY...CAMP KIDNEY...
CAMP KIDNEY...CAMP KIDNEY...
>> MM-HMM.
SLUGGISH BEHAVIOR,
POSTVOLLEYBALL STRESS, GOOGLY
EYEBALLS WITH FLOPPY EYE STALKS.
HERE.
>> WHAT IS THIS, SLINKMAN?
>> A PRESCRIPTION, SIR.
>> A PRESCRIPTION FOR WHAT?
>> A MANDATORY VACATION, SIR,
NURSE'S ORDERS.
I AM TO LEAVE FOR HAWAII, SIR,
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO RUN CAMP BY
YOURSELF.
>> SLINKMAN! NO! WAIT!
I'LL DIE HERE WITHOUT YOU!
>> THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
ABOUT IT, SIR.
NURSE LESLIE SAYS THAT ALL I CAN
SEE AND ALL I CAN HEAR IS CAMP
KIDNEY.
>> HOLD ON A SECOND THERE,
SLINKMAN.
TELL ME, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK
LIKE TO YOU?
>> CAMP KIDNEY.
>> AND HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT'S THIS ONE LOOK LIKE?
>> CAMP KIDNEY.
>> RRNT! WRONG ANSWER.
IT'S HAWAII. I AGREE.
YOU ARE ONE SICK SLUG, AND YOU
CAN USE A VACATION, AND I'M
COMING WITH YOU.
I'LL DRIVE YOU MYSELF.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT CAMP, SIR?
>> OH, I JUST CALLED A TEMP
SCOUTMASTER SERVICE.
OH, LOOK. WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
>> BUT, SIR, THIS IS THE CAMP'S
GATE.
>> MY POOR SLINKMAN, YOU'RE SO
OUT OF IT, YOU CAN'T EVEN READ
THAT SIGN.
IT SAYS, "CLUB KIDNEY-KI," JUST
LIKE IN THE BROCHURE.
ALOHA, HAWAII. HERE WE ARE.
[ALARM CLOCK RINGS]
>> ALOHA, HAWAII.
THIS--THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY
ROOM AT...CAMP KIDNEY.
>> GOOD MORNING, SLINKMAN.
READY FOR A LITTLE HULA-HULA IN
WAIKIKI?
>> SIR, I THINK WE'RE STILL AT
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> NONSENSE.
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> CAMP KIDNEY.
>> HAWAII! LOOK.
THERE'S THE, UH, LITTLE GRASS
SHACKS, THE BALI BUFFET, AND
THE, UH, HULA COMMODE.
♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE
>> ISN'T THAT SAMSON?
>> THAT'S NOT SAMSON.
THAT'S MR. SCHLOMSKY.
ALOHA, MR. SCHLOMSKY.
>> I GUESS I'M MR. SCHLOMSKY
NOW.
HEH HEH.
>> I REALLY AM SICK.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE, MY
LITTLE MOLLUSK.
HERE. WHY DON'T YOU READ THE
ACTIVITIES OF THE DAY, HUH?
THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.
>> UM, "SWIMMING..."
>> A BIT LOUDER, SLINKMAN.
I CAN'T HEAR.
>> UH, "SWIMMING..."
>> JUST A BIT LOUDER AND START
WITH "TODAY'S ACTIVITIES ARE..."
>> OH. OK.
>> "TODAY'S ACTIVITIES ARE
SWIMMING, SAILING, VOLLEYBALL,
WATER-SKIING, AND SNORKELING."
WHAT ABOUT SURFING, SIR?
I DON'T SEE SURFING HERE.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY SURFING,
SIR.
OH, YES. HERE IT IS. "SURFING."
>> WELL, LET'S GO, THEN.
I DON'T SEE THE POINT IN
LOLLYGAGGING.
>> DID ANYONE BRING A BALL?
>> THIS IS ALL VERY STRANGE.
PARDON ME, BUT YOU LOOK AWFULLY
FAMILIAR.
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
RELATED TO ANYONE NAMED LAZLO,
WOULD YOU?
>> UH, NOPE.
>> UH, PARDON ME AGAIN.
JUST WONDERING, WHO'S RUNNING
THIS CLUB ACTIVITY, ANYWAY?
>> HA HA HA!
YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
HEE HEE! GOOD ONE.
>> WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE
PUSHY, BUT THIS IS MY FIRST
VACATION HERE IN HAWAII, AND I'D
LIKE TO GET STARTED ALREADY.
>> HAWAII?
HEY, YEAH. I GET IT.
WE'RE IN HAWAII.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA GO
WHEN THE VOLCANO BLOWS.
SURF'S UP.
>> OUTRAGEOUS.
>> HANG LOOSE, BROTHER.
>> SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE.
THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A CLUB
STAFF.
>> CLUB STAFF? OH, YEAH.
HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
WELL, DON'T LET CLUB KIDNEY-KI'S
LOUSY STAFF RUIN YOUR VACATION.
LEAD THE ACTIVITIES YOURSELF.
>> MYSELF?
>> NOW GO HAVE SOME FUN.
YOUR EYE STALKS ARE GIVING ME
WEIRD TAN LINES.
>> OK, EVERYONE.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE YOUR
VACATION ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR.
>> HA HA!
I LIKE THIS NEW GAME OF HAWAIIAN
VACATION.
>> OK. YOU SERVE FIRST.
[TWEET]
THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD DIG.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
YOU GUYS HAVE THE HANG OF IT.
LUNGE AND DIG. YEAH.
YEAH.
OH!
>> D'OH!
>> WE WIN.
>> I USED TO HATE THIS GAME BACK
IN CAMP.
>> WHAT IS NEXT, MR. DIRECTOR?
>> PLEASE, LET'S NOT BE SO
FORMAL.
WE'RE ON VACATION.
CALL ME KAHUNA.
>> YOU CAN CALL ME PINEAPPLE
HEAD.
>> AND I'M TINY BUBBLES.
>> POI. CALL ME POI.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
LET'S HIT THE WATER-SKIING.
>> YEAH!
>> ALOHA.
>> KICK IT FASTER.
>> THIS VACATION GAME IS SWELL.
>> SWELLS? YEAH.
WATCH FOR SWELLS.
IF YOU'RE NOT TOO CAREFUL, THEY
CAN MAKE YOU AIRBORNE.
[THUNDER]
>> I SMELL TOAST, HAWAIIAN
TOAST.
>> [BREATHING]
>> SEE ANY STRIPE-BELLIED
PUFFERS, KAHUNA?
>> I'M AFRAID THE WATER IS TOO
MURKY TODAY.
IT ALL JUST LOOKS LIKE LEAKEY
LAKE TO ME.
>> ALOHA, KAHUNA.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
>> THE BIG ONE, A BIG WAVE.
>> HAVE YOU EVER BURPED
UNDERWATER BEFORE?
>> NO.
>> WELL, WATCH THIS.
I'VE GOT A BIG ONE COMING.
[BELCH]
>> HEY, KAHUNA, IS THAT BIG ONE
BIG ENOUGH?
>> WHOO!
>> SHOOT THE TUBE!
>> I SEE IT.
I FINALLY SEE IT--HAWAII.
>> [SNORING]
THAT'S COLD!
SLINKMAN, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF
THIS?
>> JUST A LITTLE VACATION
SHENANIGANS, SIR.
I NOTICED YOU WEREN'T
PARTICIPATING WITH THE OTHER
RESORT GUESTS.
>> WHAT?
OH, RIGHT--HAWAII.
WELL, LET ME JUST ENJOY THE
SUNSET.
I'LL JOIN YOU LATER.
>> THAT'S GREAT, SCOUTMASTER,
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A LUAU.
>> LUAU, RIGHT.
[SNORING]
>> ALOHA!
>> AAH!
>> WELCOME TO CLUB KIDNEY-KI'S
LUAU EXTRAVAGANZA.
WE'VE GOT VACATIONERS FROM ALL
OVER.
HEY, TINY BUBBLES, WHERE YOU
FROM?
>> LATVIA.
>> WHAT EXIT? HA HA!
[RIMSHOT]
AND HOW ABOUT YOU, PINEAPPLE
HEAD?
>> ACTUALLY, I HAIL FROM THE
SUNNY LAND OF--
>> RIVETING.
>> GREAT STORY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LOOK WHO JUST WOKE UP FROM THE
DEAD.
ALGONQUIN, SAY, "ALOHA."
>> ALOHA?
>> WE'RE GONNA SEE JUST HOW
HAWAIIAN YOU ARE.
[ALL HOOTING]
OH, DOESN'T HE LOOK TROPICAL?
HULA BOYS, BESTOW THE
TRADITIONAL LEI.
>> ♪ HOOKIE LAU, HOOKIE LAU
CHUGGA CHUGGA PAU ♪
WE BRING GIFTS FROM PELE,
GODDESS OF FLAME
TO WHINY HOWLY, OH, SO LAME.
>> HOWLY?
>> FIRST COME LEIS TO EASE YOUR
PAIN.
>> WHAT PAIN? PLEASE! NO!
NO! NO!
[SNIFFS]
HUH, WHAT'S COOKING?
ME!
WAA-HA-HA-HAH!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, YOU HAVE
DONE A GREAT JOB AT GETTING INTO
THE ALOHA SPIRIT.
>> I HAVE?
>> YEP, BUT THERE'S ONE MORE
LUAU TRADITION THAT'LL PUT YOU
OVER THE TOP.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> YOU NEED TO SING THE HULA
POKEY.
COME ON, SCOUTMASTER.
BLOW OUR MINDS.
>> YOU WANT ME TO BLOW YOUR
MIND?
BECAUSE I'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.
I LIED!
YOU'RE NOT IN HAWAII.
YOU'RE IN CAMP KIDNEY.
THERE ARE THE CABINS.
THERE IS THE MESS HALL, AND
THERE ARE THE STINKY LATRINES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
>> I THINK IT'S VERY SAD, SIR.
EVERYTHING YOU SEE AND HEAR IS
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> WHAT?
>> I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM NOT SO
LONG AGO.
YOU SEE--
>> SHUT UP!
YOU, CRAZY EYES, TELL HIM WHERE
WE ARE.
>> WE'RE IN HAWAII.
>> YOU SEE? WHAT? NO!
YOU, BIG NOSE, WHERE ARE WE?
>> WELL, TO BE PRECISE, WE ARE
ACTUALLY ON HO'OKIPA BEACH ON
THE LOVELY ISLAND OF MAUI.
>> NO! WHAT?
>> HAWAII, SIR.
>> HAWAII?
THIS IS HAWAII?
>> SIR?
>> I'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG AND
DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT.
>> SIR?
>> HULA. HULA-HULA...
>> SIR, PERHAPS IT'S BEST THAT
WE GET YOU BACK TO CAMP KIDNEY.
THIS VACATION IS OVER.
>> ♪ WE DO THE HULA POKEY
AND WE THROW THE POI AROUND
THAT'S THE ALOHA SOUND ♪
>> GO LONG!
GET IN FRONT OF THE BALL, SON.
FOLLOW THROUGH.
WE ARE--AHEM.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER TO YOUR
HANDS.
BOTH HANDS NOW.
LEAN FORWARD.
TOTAL LACK OF HAND-EYE
COORDINATION HERE.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, RIGHT
THERE.
FLY.
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