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>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[SHATTERS]
>> GOOD MORNING, SCOUTS.
TODAY'S ACTIVITY IS...
CAPTURE THE FLAG.
>> TO CAPTURE THE FLAG, ONE MUST
THINK LIKE A FLAG.
COME ON, LET'S ALL TRY IT!
TRY THINKING LIKE A FLAG.
I AM A FLAG.
I ENJOY UNFURLING, BLOWING IN
THE BR...
>> CAPTAIN LAZLO?
>> YES, PLAYER RAJ?
>> I BELIEVE THE OTHER TEAM JUST
CAPTURED OUR FLAG.
>> WOO HOO!
HOORAY!
>> ALL RIGHT!
WOO HOO!
WAY TO GO, EDWARD.
>> WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?
YOU LOST!
>> WHEN THE OBJECT OF THE GAME
IS TO HAVE FUN, WE'RE ALL
WINNERS!
PUT 'ER THERE, GENERAL.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
WHEN YOU LOSE A GAME, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE A JERK!
IT'S CALLED "BEING MACHO."
NOW, TOUGHEN UP!
BOOP-A-DOOP.
HELLO, VERONICA.
>> HELLO, EDWARD.
>> I PLAYED CAPTURE THE FLAG
TODAY.
>> DID YOU WIN?
>> OF COURSE!
>> YOU'RE SO BRAVE AND STRONG.
[HUMMING]
>> WOULD YOU CARE TO TAKE A NAP?
>> NO, EDWARD.
I'VE BEEN NAPPING ALL DAY.
I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU.
>> OF COURSE.
>> HI, EDWARD.
>> WHAT'S BEHIND YOUR BACK?
>> WHAT DOLL?
NOTHING.
>> WHY ARE YOU BACKING UP TO THE
WINDOW?
>> THAT'S SO FUNNY, I GUESS I
WAS THINKING I COULD USE SOME,
UH, USE SOME AIR!
YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS WALKING
FORWARD?
THIS TIME, I THOUGHT I'D TRY IT
BACKWARDS, MIX IT UP A LITTLE.
SO THAT EXPLAINS THAT.
TRUE STORY.
>> MAYBE I SHOULD TRY WALKING
BACKWARDS.
>> YEAH.
>> BYE, EDWARD.
>> SEE YA, EDWARD.
>> PHEW!
THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL, VERONICA.
VERONICA!?
NOOO!
NOO!
NOOO!
NOOOO!
>> YESSS!
>> LAZLO, HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE
GOING TO BE STARING AT THIS
PINECONE?
>> THE BEAN SCOUT HANDBOOK SAYS,
"PINECONE STARING IS AN
EXCELLENT WAY TO HONE ONE'S
FLAG-CAPTURING SKILLS."
>> LOOK!
WHAT IS IT?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
BUT JUDGING BY THE WAY IT ROLLED
DOWN THAT HILL...
IT MUST BE SOME SORT OF ACTION
FIGURE!
APPROACHING MACH 3!
>> WAIT FOR US, LAZLO!
>> VERONICA?
>> [PLANE NOISES]
>> VERONICA?
[SOBBING]
GET IT TOGETHER EDWARD!
CAN'T LET THEM KNOW SHE'S MINE.
>> [PLANE NOISES]
[PANTING]
>> MAY I TRY THE ACTION FIGURE?
>> SURE, RAJ.
>> HOW DOES IT WORK?
>> IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE.
DO SOMETHING ACTIONY.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> [SCREAMS]
[LAUGHING]
>> OH, HEY, EDWARD.
UH, EVERYTHING OK, EDWARD?
>> F-FINE, THANKS.
W-WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
>> THIS COOL ACTION FIGURE.
>> WE FOUND IT!
>> OH, COOL.
>> MAY I HOLD IT?
>> WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S
CLAM'S TURN.
RIGHT, CLAM?
>> ACTION FIGURE!
>> AND AFTER THAT, IT'S CHIP AND
SKIP'S TURN.
RIGHT, CHIP AND SKIP?
>> RIGHT.
>> HERE YA GO, CLAM.
>> HE HE HE HE, FUN.
F-FUN!
>> OH!
>> EDWARD...
EDWARD...
>> OHH, VERONICA?
>> WHO'S VERONICA?
>> OH, VERONICA, YOU'RE BACK.
YOU'RE BACK!
[KISSING]
>> SAY, EDWARD, IS THAT--
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT!
>> BUT YOU CALLED IT VERONICA.
>> AND YOU WERE HUGGING IT.
>> CRYING.
>> WELL, IT'S NOT MINE!
>> THEN WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT
LIKE THAT?
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR
DOLL.
>> WOULD SOMEONE WHO REALLY
LOVED HIS DOLL DO THIS?
EERAHHH!
>> IT'S OK IF YOU LOVE YOUR
DOLL.
>> EDWARD'S DOLL, EDWARD'S DOLL.
>> FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S NOT
MY DOLL!
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IT
TO YOU!?
BLOW HER UP?
>> OK!
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN!
IT'S SETTLED!
I'M GOING TO BLOW HER UP IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE STINKING
CAMP!
THOSE STUPID JELLIES.
I OUTSMARTED THEM ONCE AGAIN.
I GOT YOU BACK SAFE AND SOUND.
THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT YOU'RE
MINE.
AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW
YOU UP.
>> [CLUCKING]
>> I CAN'T BLOW YOU UP!
WHO WILL I PLAY HAPPY TEA TIME
WITH?
WHO WILL I CONFIDE ALL MY
SECRETS TO?
WHO'S GOING TO GIVE ME A WARM
SMILE WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE?
WAIT A SECOND!
I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME
SERIOUSLY.
THEY PROBABLY ALREADY FORGOT ALL
ABOUT IT.
>> ATTENTION, ALL CAMP KIDNEY
CAMPERS!
EDWARD'S GOING TO BLOW UP A
DOLL RIGHT HERE IN OUR VERY
OWN CAMP KIDNEY!
>> A DOLL EXPLOSION?
>> SORRY, KID.
>> DOLL EXPLODING T-SHIRTS HERE.
GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE RED-HOT!
>> SLINKMAN, WHAT'S ALL THIS
COMMOTION?
>> EDWARD'S GOING TO BLOW UP A
DOLL, SIR.
>> OH, THAT'S NICE.
WHAT!
HE'S GOING TO BLOW UP A DOLL?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11...
11, 11, WHERE'S 12?
12.
WHEW, THOUGHT I LOST ONE.
>> ♪ THE DOLL'S HAIR IS CURLED
AND THE EXPLOSION WILL BE
HEARD AROUND THE WORLD ♪
>> OH, IT'S USELESS.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
BLOW YOU UP.
BUT WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE MEMORIES,
LIKE THE FIRST TIME WE MET.
IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
MY VERY OWN VERONICA DOLL.
I THINK I'LL NAME YOU...
VERONICA.
>> EDWARD, MY SON, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER PRESENTS?
>> GIVE 'EM TO CHARITY, SUSAN.
I ONLY WANT VERONICA.
NOW WE HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE TO YOUR SOFT,
MARSHMALLOW-LIKE HAIR.
TO YOUR PICKLE-LIKE BODY.
TO YOUR WITTLE TOOTHPICK-LIKE
ARMS.
>> ED-WARD, ED-WARD, ED-WARD!
>> HERE HE COMES!
>> QUIET!
OK, WHO WANTS TO BLOW UP A DOLL?
>> DOLL, DOLL, DOLL, DOLL, DOLL.
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>> DOLL, DOLL, DOLL, DOLL...
>> HERE'S YOUR DOLL.
>> WHOO!
>> HEY, THAT'S JUST A PICKLE
WITH A MARSHMALLOW HEAD.
>> YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO
PULL?
>> HEH HEH.
OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A DOLL BEFORE.
>> BOOO!
>> QUIET!
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S
REALLY GOING ON HERE...
>> WHO'S THAT?
>> OBVIOUSLY EDWARD SPENT SO
MUCH TIME ON HIS STUNT COSTUME
THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED
THIS REALLY RIDICULOUS
PICKLE-THING!
>> OHHH.
>> STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
>> YOU WAIT HERE, EDWARD, AND
I'LL GO GET THE REAL ONE FROM
YOUR CABIN.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO LOSE YOUR
CONCENTRATION.
>> WAIT!
LAZLO!
>> WE WANT THE DOLL!
WE WANT THE DOLL!
>> THE DOLL...
DOLL?
>> VERONICA, YOU'RE WANTED FOR
A BIG EXPLOSION!
NOW, I WONDER WHERE SHE'D BE?
NOT IN EDWARD'S POWER TOOLS
CLOSET.
AND SHE'S NOT BEHIND EDWARD'S
LUMBERJACK BRAND EXERCISE
EQUIPMENT.
NOT IN EDWARD'S PET PIRANHA
TANK.
NOT IN EDWARD'S PET PIRANHA.
NOW, WHERE HAVEN'T I LOOKED?
VERONICA?
THE VERONICA LUXURY MONARCH
SUITE!
THE VERONICA MEDIEVAL FEUDAL
LORDSHIP MANOR?
THE VERONICA TOY HYBRID ELECTRIC
VEHICLE!
HER OWN FOREIGN POLICY.
HER OWN BEST FRIEND?
EDWARD DOES LOVE VERONICA.
AND VERONICA LOVES HIM!
>> WE WANT THE DOLL!
WE WANT THE DOLL!
>> LOOK!
WHAT'S-HIS-NAME IS COMING BACK!
AND HE'S EMPTY-HANDED.
>> WHERE'S THE DOLL, LAZLO?
>> YEAH, YOU PROMISED US A DOLL!
>> ENOUGH.
THIS IS YOUR DOLL.
>> NO.
THAT'S JUST A PICKLE!
>> DOLLS LOOK LIKE PICKLES IN
PERSON.
>> OH.
EDWARD!
>> EDWARD, EDWARD, EDWARD!
SHHH!
>> OOH!
AAH!
[BOOM]
>> MY DOLLS!
>> OOOH.
IT'S RAINING PICKLES AND
MARSHMALLOWS.
>> AHHH.
>> HOORAY!
>> YOU DID GREAT, EDWARD.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
>> YOU'RE SO EASILY AMUSED.
YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING IN
MY CABIN, DID YOU?
>> NO, EDWARD.
>> WELL, I'M GONNA SPRAY IT WITH
DISINFECTANT JUST IN CASE.
OH, AND, LAZLO?
>> YES, EDWARD?
>> THANK--CLEAN UP THIS MESS,
YOU LOSER.
>> SURE THING, BUDDY!
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE
MARSHMALLOWS IF YOU TAKE CARE
OF THE PICKLES.
>> TOOTHPICKS!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
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