>> ATTENTION CAMPERS,
ATTENTION CAMPERS,
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND,
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O.
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L
>> A
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-OOOH
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O!
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP, AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE-DOWN-O,
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O.
>> L-A-Z-L-OOOH,
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-OH! ♪
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>> IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO TODAY,
WHEN THE BATTLE OF PIMPLEBACK
MOUNTAIN TOOK PLACE.
WHERE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
GENERAL SHERMAN BEAUREGARD
LUMPUS, SINGLE-HANDEDLY FOUGHT
AGAINST AN ATTACKING ARMY, TO
DEFEND THE ONLY FRIEND HE HAD
LEFT, A TENT SO STRONG HE CALLED
IT "OLD IRONSIDE."
WHERE MY--HEY!
WHO'S PLAYING HARMONICA?
I'M TRYING TO TELL
A STORY HERE!
>> UH, ME, SIR.
I FORGOT TO PRACTICE THIS
MORNING.
>> GIVE ME THAT!
SHEESH!
HAVE SOME RESPECT.
THIS TENT IS HISTORY, AND A
PRICELESS HEIRLOOM, I MIGHT ADD.
>> AHCHOO!
>> AND FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T
SNEEZE ON IT.
>> SORRY, SIR.
>> NOW WHICH LUCKY CABIN WON THE
LOTTERY TO HELP ME CARRY THIS
BABY UP THE MOUNTAIN
AND PITCH IT?
>> UH, JELLY CABIN, SIR.
>> IT'S THE 100th YEAR
ANNIVERSARY--WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> LAZLO AND JELLY CABIN
WON, SIR.
>> HOW DID THOSE DERELICTS WIN?
>> THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO
ENTERED, SIR.
>> THEY ARE SO WIMPY!
HARDLY FIT TO REPRESENT THE
BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS LUMP--
AHH! AHH!
SPIDER!
DO SOMETHING, SLINKMAN!
>> SORRY, SIR.
>> COME ON.
STEP ON IT.
CAN'T YOU GRUNT ANY FASTER?
>> LAZLO, CAN YOU REMIND ME
AGAIN WHY WE ARE DOING THIS?
>> COME ON, RAJ.
IT'S AN HONOR TO HELP PITCH
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS' TENT.
IT'S HISTORY.
>> IT'S HEAVY HISTORY.
>> WAIT, THERE IT IS!
THE PIMPLEBACK MOUNTAIN
BATTLEFIELD!
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU RUNTS
WAITING FOR?
START SETTING UP MY TENT!
AND BE CAREFUL!
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY GREAT-
GRANDFATHER'S OLD IRONSIDE, YOU
SCOUTS WILL BE PEELING POTATOES
TILL YOU'RE PUSHING UP DAISIES!
NOW, I'LL BE OVER HERE,
ANALYZING THINGS, BUT I'LL BE
WATCHING YOU LIKE A HAWK.
HEE HEE.
[SNORING]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS IS PRETTY
WEIRD ABOUT HIS TENT, LAZLO.
>> DON'T WORRY, RAJ.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HIS TENT.
COME ON, LET'S GET STARTED.
[SNORING]
>> HEH? WHAT?
WHERE AM I?
HUH!
OOH, I MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING.
I COULD HAVE SWORN I WAS ALL THE
WAY BACK ON TOP OF PIMPLEBACK
MOUNTAIN.
>> I GUESS WE CAN START BY
OPENING THE BAG.
>> CAREFUL!
>> FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.
I'M GOING IN.
>> AAH!
WHAT DID YOU DO!
>> I THINK IT'S ANGRY!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
JELLY BEANS, SAY HELLO TO OLD
IRONSIDE.
>> HELLO.
>> WOW, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
IT'S ANCIENT.
>> OOH, LOOK AT THIS OLD RECORD
PLAYER.
PROPERTY OF PRIVATE TOMMY TODD.
HMM, LOOKS LIKE LUMPUS' GREAT-
GRANDFATHER LIKED TO CONFISCATE
THINGS, TOO.
>> I KNOW.
LOOK AT THESE OLD CHEESE WHEELS,
OWNED BY SWISS SOLDIERS.
>> AAH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
NO, NO!
I DO NOT SEE, I DO NOT SEE,
I DO NOT SEE!
>> SEE WHAT?
>> TELL ME THAT IT IS NOT A
HOLE IN LUMPUS' TENT!
>> HOLE.
>> LET'S NOT PANIC.
MAYBE WE CAN FIX IT.
RAJ, YOU HAVE A LITTLE SPIDER
ON YOUR HEAD.
>> AAH! GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
>> RAJ, THE TENT!
>> OH.
>> AAH!
>> IS IT OFF?
UH-OH.
[SOBBING]
I RUINED OLD IRONSIDE!
NOO!
>> MAYBE SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WILL
UNDERSTAND.
>> LOOKS GOOD FROM HERE.
>> HEY, CLAM, YOU'RE RIGHT!
IT LOOKS FINE FROM THE FRONT.
WE'LL JUST KEEP SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS FROM GOING INTO THE TENT
UNTIL HE'S IN THE MOOD TO
UNDERSTAND.
>> WHEN WILL THAT BE?
>> NEVER.
>> [GRUNTING]
MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.
UHH. UHH.
MMM. AUTHENTIC.
[SPITS] THE TENT!
THERE SHE IS!
MY BEAUTIFUL TENT.
>> LET'S PLAY A GAME OF
PIGGYBACK RIDE!
>> WHAT?
THERE WERE NO PIGGYBACKS
IN OLDEN DAYS.
HMPH. PIGGYBACK.
GET A LOAD OF HIM.
DO I LOOK LIKE A PIG TO YOU?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> [WHISPERING] AHEM.
HOW'D YOU GET SO HANDSOME?
>> HANDSOME.
>> HANDSOME?
YES, WELL, IT'S GOOD GENES
AND MOISTURIZER.
>> AND SUCH BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
MAY I SEE?
>> HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY
MODELING?
>> I DID DO SOME TAXIDERMY
MODELING IN MY YOUTH.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, YOU GOTTA
MODEL FOR US!
>> OH, NO.
IT'S BEEN YEARS.
>> [CHANTING] MODEL, MODEL,
MODEL, MODEL!
>> WELL, IF YOU SCOUTS INSIST...
THE STARTLED SQUIRREL!
>> OOH.
>> THE ANGRY BEAR! RAR!
>> AAH!
>> THE MOUNTED BASS!
>> YAY!
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
MODELS NEED THEIR BEAUTY REST.
MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THOSE
DUMBBELLS.
TENT DETOUR?
[GRUMBLING]
WAIT A MINUTE.
SOMETHING'S FUNNY AROUND HERE.
QUIET, AVALANCHE ZONE.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT!
AAH!
[GRUMBLING]
[GRUNTING]
NOW TO RECAPTURE THE PAST
IN MY BEAUTIFUL TENT.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
WAIT!
I THINK I BROKE MY LEG.
>> WE'LL CUT IT OFF LATER.
>> SCOUTMASTER, I NEED
SOME ADVICE.
>> HERE'S SOME ADVICE:
DROP THE FUNNY ACCENT.
>> UH...
>> SUPPRESS IT!
>> LAZLO, LAZLO, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> UM, TELL US--TELL US ABOUT
THE BATTLE OF
PIMPLEBACK MOUNTAIN.
>> NO, IT'S TOO GRUESOME.
>> I HEARD YOUR GREAT-
GRANDFATHER FOUGHT BRAVELY.
>> AH. THAT HE DID.
>> I HEARD HE FOUGHT BOLDLY.
>> UH-HUH.
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
>> I HEARD HE LOST.
>> WHAT!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> WELL, SIR, NO ONE KNOWS THE
REAL STORY.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> TELL YOU!?
I'LL SHOW YOU!
>> YOU TWERPS ARE THE ENEMY, AND
THESE ARE YOUR FIERCE
FIGHTING TOOLS.
>> UM, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER,
PLEASE, SIR?
>> WHY?
>> MY FIERCE FIGHTING TOOL HAS A
CATERPILLAR ON IT.
>> REQUEST DENIED.
>> WE'RE READY.
>> NOW, I'LL BE PLAYING THE PART
OF GENERAL LUMPUS.
>> BUT, GENERAL LUMPUS, WHERE'S
YOUR FIERCE FIGHTING TOOL?
>> RIGHT HERE!
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S FAIR THAT
YOU GET A LOG AND WE GET STICKS?
>> SILENCE!
>> JUST ASKING.
>> SO THERE HE WAS, GENERAL
LUMPUS, GUARDING HIS BELOVED
TENT IN THE HOT SUN, WHEN HE
HEARD FOOTSTEPS, SOFT FOOTSTEPS
AT FIRST, THEN BRUSH RUSTLING.
HE WALKED TOWARDS THE SOUND
SLOWLY, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE STUMBLED ONTO...
ENEMY SPIES!
AAH!
>> AAH!
>> THEY QUICKLY DISPERSED,
LEADING GENERAL LUMPUS TO THE
HIDING PLACE OF THE BRIGADE.
AAH!
>> HEY, RAJ, THIS GAME SHOULD
KEEP SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS FROM
DISCOVERING THE RUINED TENT!
>> THE NEW BATTLE OF PIMPLEBACK
MOUNTAIN HAS BEGUN!
>> THEY LED GENERAL LUMPUS RIGHT
INTO AN AMBUSH, BUT THE GENERAL
WASN'T SCARED.
HE WAITED FOR THE ATTACK,
WHEN SUDDENLY...
>> AAH!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> AAH!
NOW I HAVE YOU!
COME BACK HERE, YOU YELLOW
POLLYWOGS!
I'LL LOG YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
WHERE DID THEY GO?
I'LL SCOUR EVERY BUSH
TILL I FIND YOU!
AAH!
TAKE THAT AND THAT,
[INDISTINCT]
>> LAZLO, HOW LONG HAS LUMPUS
BEEN AT THIS?
>> ABOUT 5 HOURS.
>> HE'S SCARING ME.
I DO NOT FEEL HE STILL THINKS
THIS IS A GAME.
>> [MUNCHING]
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CONFESS
TO RUINING HIS TENT.
>> YES, GOOD IDEA.
>> STOP THE MADNESS.
>> [PANTING]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> [PANTING] WHO'S THERE?
REINFORCEMENTS?
THANK HEAVENS.
IT'S A MIRACLE
YOU MADE IT THROUGH.
WHAT NEWS FROM THE FRONT?
>> HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE US.
>> IT'S ABOUT YOUR TENT.
>> MY TENT?
WHAT ABOUT MY TENT?
>> WELL, SIR, YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
>> QUICKLY.
WE'LL BE SAFE INSIDE.
DAYS OF YORE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TENT?
OH, MY BEAUTIFUL TENT.
>> IT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO
TELL YOU.
WE RUINED YOUR TENT.
>> SHH. QUIET.
[SNIFFING]
IT'S OBVIOUS BY THE SMELL OF
THIS DIRT THAT THE ENEMY
RUINED MY TENT!
[MUNCHING]
AND JUDGING BY THE TASTE OF THIS
DIRT, THEY'LL PROBABLY
BE BACK AGAIN!
>> I HATE TO ASK WHAT IT IS YOU
ARE TASTING IN THAT DIRT.
>> WELL, THEY WON'T GET WHAT'S
LEFT OF MY TENT!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOUR BELOVED TENT!
>> CRAZY!
>> IT'S NO LONGER BELOVED,
IT'S CONTAMINATED!
AAH!
WE CAN'T LET THEM GET OUR
SECRETS.
MUST, NOT, FALL, INTO, ENEMY,
HANDS!
SHH. DO YOU HEAR THAT?
THE ENEMY ARMY!
THEY'RE CLOSING IN.
IT STOPPED.
AAH! HUH?
WHO? WHAT? WERE?
WHEN? SLINKMAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AND WHAT AM I DOING WITH THOSE
DERELICTS?
DID YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE HEAD
WITH THAT FRYING PAN?
>> THE FULL MOON FRYING PAN.
YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOU HAVE
YOUR EPISODES.
>> UM, OH, YES, OH, YES.
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
EMBARRASSING, DID I?
>> NEVER, SIR.
>> WELL, VERY GOOD, THEN.
CARRY ON, BYE-BYE--AAH!
[CRASH]
>> ARE YOU GUYS OK?
>> YEAH. FINE.
>> BUT WE FEEL BAD THAT WE
RUINED SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS'
VALUABLE TENT.
>> YOU WANNA KNOW THE REAL STORY
OF THE BATTLE?
HERE IT IS.
>> A PLAQUE?
>> ON THIS SITE, GENERAL SHERMAN
B. LUMPUS WAS ATTACKED
BY HIS OWN MEN.
>> HE MADE OLD IRONSIDE FROM
TENTS HE STOLE FROM HIS OWN
TROOPS.
>> BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GENERAL
LUMPUS AFTER HE WAS ATTACKED?
>> HE ROLLED DOWN PIMPLEBACK
MOUNTAIN AND FELL INTO A PASSING
CIRCUS TRAIN.
HE WAS LAST SEEN CLEANING UP
AFTER THE ELEPHANTS.
>> OH, YUCK!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I AM AN ELEPHANT.
>> GROSS.
>> WHOA.
THE TIME CAPSULE
OF OUR FOREFATHERS.
>> [GROANING]
WE MADE IT!
SUPER SLUG IS BACK!
>> [GROANING] MY BACK.
[GROANING]
>> WOOHOO!
>> THE FUTURE!
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