>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE...
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>> UH, CLAM?
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN DOWN THERE?
>> DON'T HAVE WATCH.
>> WOW!
UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU SHOULD SEE IT DOWN THERE,
BOYS.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE INSIDE OF
AN OLD DIRTY SNORKELING MASK.
>> HOW CURIOUS.
>> YEP, IT'S A WHOLE NOTHER
WORLD DOWN THERE.
THERE'S EVEN THIS GIANT CRACK
THING--AMAZING.
>> LAZLO, I THINK YOUR MASK IS
BROKEN.
>> REALLY?
>> AAH!
>> SO IS DOCK.
>> YOO-HOO!
MAKE WAY!
>> WOW!
>> AHOY, WATER BEANS.
WHERE'S YOUR DOCK?
>> IT'S, UH...
IT'S AT THE CLEANERS.
>> WELL, WE JUST WANTED TO SHOW
YOU OUR NEW SPEEDBOAT.
IT'S GOT ALL THE LATEST
FEATURES.
SHOW THEM THE GRILLED CHEESE
GRILLER, GRETCHEN.
>> OHH!
>> MMM.
>> MUCH BETTER THAN THE LAST
BATCH.
>> I WISH WE HAD UNBROKEN MEAT
STUFF AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> NO MEAT STUFF.
>> WELL, WE GOT OURS BY SELLING
SQUIRREL SCOUT COOKIES.
>> SQUIRREL SCOUT COOKIES?
>> I WONDER WHY CAMP KIDNEY
DOESN'T HAVE COOKIES TO SELL.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY'RE AT THE CLEANERS.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> SEE YOU, WATER BEANS.
>> MAY I PLEASE HAVE A GRILLED
CHEESE--
>> RAJ, CAMP KIDNEY'S NAME HAS
BEEN BESMIRCHED.
>> BESMIRCHED?
OH, NO.
HOW CAN WE EVER UNSMIRCH OUR
BESMIRCHNESS?
>> WE'VE GOT TO TAKE OUR CAMP
PRIDE BACK BY BUYING
SOMETHING...COOL.
>> COOL?
>> AND, UH, EXPENSIVE!
>> NOT BROKEN.
>> WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
>> YEAH!
>> FELLOW CAMPERS, I HAVE
TERRIBLE NEWS.
WORD AROUND THE LAKE IS THOSE
SQUIRREL SCOUTS FROM ACORN FLATS
THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US.
>> THEY ARE.
>> MUCH BETTER, IT'S TRUE.
>> I HEAR THEY HAVE A SPEEDBOAT.
>> BUT LISTEN.
I HAVE A PLAN TO GET US
SOMETHING COOLER AND MORE
EXPENSIVE THAN A SPEEDBOAT.
WE'RE GONNA SELL BEANS!
NOW, WHO WANTS TO HELP ME CARRY
THESE HEAVY CANS 5 MILES INTO
TOWN, HUH?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO
SET UP SHOP.
>> LAZLO?
WHERE DID YOU GET THESE BEANS,
ANYWAY?
>> CHEF McMEUSLI
GAVE THEM TO ME, I THINK BECAUSE
THEY HAVE A FUNNY NAME.
>> "EX...PIRED."
HEY, THAT IS FUNNY.
HA HA HA!
>> ALL RIGHT.
OUR DISPLAY TABLE IS UP AND
RUNNING.
>> OOH!
NOW CAN WE BUY SOMETHING COOL
AND EXPENSIVE?
>> PATIENCE, MY PET.
FIRST WE HAVE TO UNLOAD THESE
BEANS.
HMM.
PRETTY HARD TO SEE THEM IN THESE
CANS.
CLAM, FRONT AND CENTER.
>> [HUMMING]
>> EASY.
EASY.
READY FOR BUSINESS!
>> [WHISTLING]
>> LOOK ALIVE, BOYS.
WE GOT OURSELVES A CUSTOMER.
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
CARE TO BUY S--
>> HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
>> NOT TO WORRY.
WE'LL SELL TO THE NEXT ONE.
AND IN ADDITION TO BEING
NUTRITIOUS, THEY'RE ALSO
DELICIOUS.
>> BEANS?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY COOKIES?
>> YOU'RE THINKING OF THE
SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
>> SQUIRREL SCOUTS.
THANKS, FELLAS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
TWO HOURS, AND WE HAVE YET TO
SELL ONE BEAN.
>> DEPRESSION.
>> WAIT A MO!
NOBODY'S BUYING OUR BEANS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD
THEY ARE.
>> BUT WE KEEP TELLING THEM.
>> FOR SOME REASON, THEY DON'T
BELIEVE US.
HMM.
YAKA!
>> BEANS?
>> ONE SECOND, MA'AM.
I SEEM TO HAVE ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
HELLO, PERSON I'VE NEVER SEEN
BEFORE.
>> [CLEARS THROAT]
AHEM.
ONE BEAN, PLEASE.
>> HERE YOU ARE, STRANGER.
>> THAT IS THE MOST DEL--
>> STRANGER, NO!
GARBAGE CAN.
>> [RETCHING]
OHH.
DELICIOUS.
LAZLO, I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD.
>> HOME.
>> YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH MY
BEANS.
>> BYE, LAZLO.
>> [CROWD MURMURING]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
>> WE OFFER A VARIETY OF PAYMENT
OPTIONS.
>> AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
SENT?
>> I DON'T BAKE THE COOKIES,
LADY; I JUST SELL THEM!
>> HELLO, MR. CAN.
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME BEANS
OR FRIENDLY CONVERSATION?
YEAH, I'M PRETTY BUSY, TOO.
AT LEAST I HAVE YOU BEANS.
WE BEANS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BUY
SOMETHING COOL FOR CAMP KIDNEY.
UH..
>> SON, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME
ADVICE.
KEEP STACKING THOSE BEANS!
YOU'RE A NATURAL-BORN BEAN
STACKER.
STACK SOME MORE.
>> SORRY, I CAN'T.
I'M SELLING THESE BEANS TO BUY
SOMETHING COOL FOR CAMP KIDNEY.
STACKING THEM WOULD BE WRONG.
>> WELL, SELL ME SOME BEANS,
THEN.
>> YES, SIR.
>> NOW TAKE THESE BEANS AND
STACK THEM.
>> YOU BET!
>> DO THAT AGAIN!
>> THERE'S A MONKEY OUTSIDE.
>> [SNARLING]
>> AND HE'S STACKING BEANS!
>> [CHEERING]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> [CROWD GASPING]
>> WHOA!
>> YAY!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> HE'S DREAMY.
>> HE'S KILLING OUR BUSINESS.
>> IT HELPS TO THINK LIKE THE
BEAN--YOU KNOW, GET INSIDE ITS
HEAD.
ENJOY THE SPOTLIGHT WHILE IT
LASTS.
ONE LITTLE MISTAKE, AND THAT
PILE OF BEANS WILL COME TUMBLING
DOWN.
>> YOU GUYS REALLY THOUGHT YOU
COULD MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY
SOMETHING COOL FOR CAMP KIDNEY
BY SELLING BEANS?
>> YES.
>> WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS
TO BUY BEANS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WHOEVER IS BUILDING THAT GIANT
BEAN TOWER, PERHAPS.
>> DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT TOWER?
HOP IN, EVERYBODY.
>> [CROWD GASPING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
>> NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
FOR ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A
TOWER OF BE--
>> HEY, GUYS.
I'M STACKING BEANS.
>> IF THERE WERE SUCH A THING AS
A WORLD RECORD FOR BEAN
STACKING, I AM SURE YOU WOULD
WIN!
>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE MOST
BEANS EVER STACKED IN ONE
STACKING IS 128,513.
IF ONLY WE KNEW HOW MANY BEANS
LAZLO HAS STACKED.
>> 128,512.
>> THAT MEANS TO BREAK THE
RECORD, LAZLO HAS TO STACK
TWO MORE BEANS!
>> TWO BEANS!
>> LAZLO, YOU ARE ONLY TWO BEANS
AWAY FROM THE BEAN STACKING
RECORD!
>> IT'S A CINCH, RAJ.
WATCH THIS.
>> STACK THE BEAN!
STACK THE BEAN!
STACK THE--
OOH!
OHH!
[CHEERING]
>> UNH!
>> THE WAY THAT LITTLE CAMPER
STACKS A BEAN, CAMP KIDNEY MUST
BE SOME GREAT PLACE.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> GET UP, LAZLO.
ONE MORE BEAN TO GO.
YOU CAN DO IT, LAZLO.
>> I CAN'T WATCH.
>> WAIT!
DON'T STACK THAT BEAN!
PLEASE STOP!
IF YOU STACK THAT BEAN, YOU'LL
BREAK MY RECORD.
STACKING BEANS IS MY LIFE.
EVER SINCE I WAS A LAD IN THE
NAVY, I'VE BEEN STACKING BEANS.
>> IT'S TRUE.
HE SET THE RECORD 120 YEARS AGO.
>> PLEASE.
THAT BEAN STACKING RECORD IS ALL
I HAVE LEFT--
THAT AND MY SUBMARINE--
AND IF YOU LET ME STAY THE BEAN
STACKING CHAMPEEN, I'LL DONATE
MY SUBMARINE TO CAMP KIDNEY.
>> [CHEERING]
>> THE WAY THAT LITTLE CAMPER
STACKS A BEAN, CAMP KIDNEY MUST
BE SOME GREAT PLACE.
>> MISTER, NO DEAL.
THIS STACK OF BEANS IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN A SUB.
>> WHAT?
>> CAMP PRIDE ISN'T ABOUT HAVING
COOL STUFF.
IT'S ABOUT DOING COOL THINGS.
IT'S ABOUT CREATING NEW WAYS TO
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AND SHARING THAT FUN WITH THOSE
AROUND YOU.
SO I'M WINNING THE BEAN STACKING
RECORD FOR CAMP KIDNEY.
>> [GASPING]
>> LAZLO!
>> WHAT, RAJ?
>> [YELLING]
>> WHY IS EVERYBODY LEAVING?
>> GIRLS, WE'RE BACK IN
BUSINESS.
>> YEAH!
STILL THE CHAMP!
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T GET THE BEAN
STACKING RECORD, BUT WE DID GET
OUR PRIDE BACK.
>> HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
>> WITH ALL THE MONEY WE MADE,
WE WERE ABLE TO BUY EVERYONE
THEIR VERY OWN SUB.
>> OUR OWN SUB?
REALLY?
THAT'S FANTA--
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> SUBMARINE SANDWICHES.
OOH, I'M OOZING WITH PRIDE.
>> MMM!
>> WELL, LAZLO, I THINK CAMP
KIDNEY IS OFFICIALLY UNSMIRCHED.
>> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT
BEING IN A SUB, ANYWAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A LITTLE CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
>> [WHISTLING]
>> HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
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>> [GIGGLING]
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