>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE...
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>> [SNORING]
>> HMM? WHAT?
AAH!
>> AAH!
>> GET UP, SCOUTS!
I WANT YOU DRESSED AND OUTSIDE
IN 30 SECONDS!
COME ON, COME ON, MOVE IT!
>> WHY ARE WE UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT?
>> NOBODY SLEEPS TONIGHT.
NOW LET'S MOVE!
♪ FOLLOW ME
>> I HEARD ABOUT THESE KINDS OF
THINGS.
INSANE SCOUTMASTER TAKES HIS
TROOP OUT TO THE WOODS.
THERE'S AN AX AND A PILE OF
BONES AND--AND SOME MARBLES
AND A BAG OF CEREAL,
AND ALL THEY FIND IS AN EYEBROW!
>> [GRUNTS]
>> IT IS OBVIOUS THAT WE ARE
GOING TO THE HOT SPRINGS.
>> NO, NO, NIGHT PICNIC.
>> I THINK WE'RE GOING OUT TO
COLLECT GLOWWORMS.
>> KILLER GLOWWORMS.
>> HOLD ON TO YOUR EYEBROWS.
>> DID I PUT IN A REQUEST FOR
STUPID COMMENTS?
>> [GIBBERISH]
>> I DIDN'T THINK SO.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD
UNTIL WE GET THERE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE RUNTS,
LISTEN UP!
I'VE GATHERED YOU HERE FOR A
VERY IMPORTANT REASON.
WHEN THIS IS OVER, WE CAN ALL GO
BACK TO SLEEP.
BUT NOT BEFORE!
NOT BEFORE WE CATCH IT, THAT IS.
>> [TEETH CHATTERING]
CATCH WHAT, SIR?
>> THE SNIPE, THAT'S WHAT!
THERE'S A SNIPE ON THE LOOSE.
AND YOU SCOUTS HAVE TO CATCH IT
AND PUT IT BACK IN ITS CAGE!
IT SAYS "SNIPE" ON IT, SEE?
YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT AND DRAG IT
ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY OFFICE.
HA HA HA!
>> WHY?
>> NEVER MIND.
>> WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
>> WHO CARES?
>> JUMPING JUNIPERS, THERE IT
IS!
>> AAH!
>> OH, NO, IT'S OVER THERE!
>> AAH!
>> IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.
ANYWHERE!
HA HA HA!
SEE YOU BACK AT CAMP.
GOOD HUNTING.
>> [ALL GROANING]
>> HA! LOOK AT THEM NOW.
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
OH, THIS IS THE BEST PART
OF MY JOB, AND IT GETS BETTER
EVERY YEAR.
>> THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID
OF.
LET'S MAKE THE SNIPE HUNT AN
ADVENTURE.
IT CAN BE FUN!
>> HOLD UP THERE, SPORTY.
MY BROTHER MEL TOLD ME ALL ABOUT
THESE BOGUS SNIPE HUNTS.
HE WAS A BEAN SCOUT BACK IN THE
DAY.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A
SNIPE.
IT'S A HOAX, A FAKE-OUT.
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S A CAMPING PRANK.
LUMPUS PULLS IT EVERY YEAR.
>> HUH?
HOW DID THEY FIGURE IT OUT SO
QUICKLY THIS TIME?
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
>> I DON'T KNOW, EDWARD.
THAT ALL SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A
SNIPE WOULD SAY.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WOULD NEVER
DO THAT TO US.
>> EARTH TO LAZLO.
WAKE UP!
>> LAZLO TO EARTH.
LET'S CATCH A SNIPE!
>> WAY TO GO, MONKEY BOY.
>> LISTEN, PRIMATE.
HUNT FOR IMAGINARY SNIPES ALL
NIGHT.
I'M GOING BACK TO BED.
AND ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO
BELIEVE THAT SNIPE STORY CAN
STAY!
>> WE'RE NEVER NOT STUPID.
>> DOES THAT MEAN WE STAY OR GO?
>> JUST COME ON!
>> OH! OH!
WAIT FOR ME!
I WANT TO KEEP MY EYEBROWS!
>> THE FIDDLEHEADS ARE STAYING.
THE HUNT GOES ON.
>> MAYBE EDWARD IS RIGHT.
>> NO, NO, NO.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WOULD NEVER
LIE TO US.
>> BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO CATCH A
SNIPE?
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS SAYS BECAUSE
IT NEVER MINDS.
>> WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
>> WELL, HE SAID NOBODY CARES.
NOBODY CARES FOR IT.
>> I CARE.
>> I CARE!
>> SINCE WE ALL AGREE, LET'S
CATCH A SNIPE!
>> YEAH!
>> HA HA HA!
OH, THAT SNIPE'S IN TROUBLE NOW.
HA HA HA!
>> [CHANTING "SNIPE!"]
>> HEY, RAJ, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
SNIPE?
>> NO.
NO SIGN OF A SNIPE YET.
>> HEY, CLAM, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
>> NO SNIPE.
>> [CHANTING "SNIPE!"]
>> EHH...
[SPUTTERS]
ALL YOUR EXERCISE IS MAKING ME
HUNGRY!
WHOOPS!
>> HUNGRY?
YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
>> YES.
IT MUST BE THE SNIPE.
>> I GOT AN IDEA.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> THAT'S THAT.
>> WHAT'S THAT THAT?
>> A TUNA BEAN SANDWICH, THAT'S
THAT.
SNIPES LIKE THEM.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES THEM.
>> WELL, ONE THING IS SURE.
CLAM LOVES THEM.
>> CLAM!
>> [BELCH]
THAT'S THAT.
>> HA HA HA!
[SNICKERING]
>> TELEPHONE CALL FOR MR. SNIPE!
>> WILL A MR. SNIPE PLEASE STEP
UP TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE?
>> LINE ONE FOR SNIPE.
[TELEPHONES RING]
>> HELLO?
>> HA HA HA!
>> ONE YEAR FREE CABLE TV FOR
SNIPES!
CHECK THIS OUT.
NO ONE CAN RESIST WALKING DOWN A
RED CARPET.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SNIPE!
[ROOSTER CROWS]
>> [GROANING]
THERE IS NO SNIPE.
[SNORES]
[MUTTERING]
AAH!
YOW!
OHH!
[CRYING]
[GULP]
>> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> [GAGGING]
>> THE SOUND CAME FROM OVER
HERE.
>> LAZLO, LOOK.
THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE CAGE.
>> SNIPE.
>> I SEE, RAJ.
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT IS?
>> SNIPE! SNIPE! SNIPE! SNIPE!
SNIPE!
>> CLAM'S RIGHT.
IT'S A SNIPE.
>> SNIPE.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> WHOA!
LUMPUS DID NOT TELL US SNIPES
WERE SO REPULSIVE.
>> [CROAKING]
>> IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO
PLAY CHARADES.
>> FIRST WORD.
UM...
A BOOK.
>> ENCYCLOPEDIA OF LUMPY NECKS?
>> LAZLO, DO YOU THINK IT IS A
BOY SNIPE OR A GIRL SNIPE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, RAJ.
>> [GROWLING]
>> SEEMS KIND OF SHY.
>> IT'S A GIRL SNIPE!
>> WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THE
SHE-SNIPE?
>> HOW ABOUT...
JENNIFER SOUFFLE?
>> OOH!
THAT'S PRETTY.
>> PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR
ACQUAINTANCE, JENNIFER SOUFFLE.
>> THERE HAS BEEN NO SIGN OF
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, AND WE HAVE
HAD JENNIFER IN THAT CAGE FOR 3
HOURS.
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LET JENNIFER
GO.
>> NO, RAJ.
I WANT SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS TO SEE
WE CAUGHT THE SHE-SNIPE.
SHE'S LOOKING KIND OF CRUMMY.
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO MAKE
HER MORE COMFORTABLE.
I KNOW!
WE'LL FILL HER CAGE WITH SNIPE
DECOR.
THESE PINE CONES WILL SIMULATE
THE FOREST FLOOR.
HELLO.
MY NAME IS LAZ-LO.
ARE YOU COM-FOR-TA-BLE NOW?
>> DIRT FOR SNIPE.
>> LAZLO, LOOK.
JENNIFER IS TRYING TO TELL US
SOMETHING.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, RAJ.
>> THIS IS AN HISTORIC MOMENT.
BEAN SCOUT AND SNIPE
COMMUNICATION.
>> CAREFUL, LAZLO.
IT IS A WILD ANIMAL.
>> OW!
JENNIFER DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
CLAM, GIVE HER SOME OF YOUR
WATER.
>> UGH!
>> [GASP]
>> LOOK AT HER DRINK.
>> YES!
SHE DRINKS LIKE A--
LAZLO, DO YOU SUPPOSE A SNIPE IS
SOME KIND OF FISH?
>> YES, OF COURSE!
IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT NEVER MINDS
OR NOBODY CARES.
LUMPUS WANTED US TO CATCH THE
SNIPE TO RETURN IT TO THE WATER.
>> AAH!
>> [GRUNTING]
>> IT'S OK, JENNIFER.
OK, CLAM, OPEN THE CAGE.
>> AAH!
>> GOOD-BYE, JENNIFER!
SWIM FREE!
>> WHAT IS WRONG, LAZLO?
>> [SNIFFLING]
IT ENNOBLES US ALL TO HELP DUMB
ANIMALS.
WE'RE ALL DONE, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
WE PUT YOUR CABIN BACK IN ORDER.
UM...OK.
WE'RE GOING.
WASN'T IT STRANGE HOW
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS WAS SWIMMING
AT THE SAME TIME WE RELEASED
JENNIFER?
>> THEY MUST HAVE SWAM RIGHT
PAST EACH OTHER WITHOUT
NOTICING.
>> HE SURE SEEMS UPSET THAT HE
DIDN'T SEE A SNIPE.
>> OH!
[COUGHING]
PAH!
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD
"SNIPE" AGAIN!
>> SNIPE!
>> SNIPE...
>> [WHISTLING]
>> HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
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>> [GIGGLING]