[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
WAIT--I CAN DO IT.
I SWEAR.
NO.
NO!
>> WHY DO WE DO THIS TALENT SHOW
EVERY YEAR, SLINKMAN?
>> IT HELPS THE SCOUTS BUILD
SELF-ESTEEM, SIR.
>> SOME PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE
SELF-ESTEEM.
>> AAH!
NO.
NO, NO, WAIT.
WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
VERY GOOD, CAMPER.
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO
ASTOUND US TONIGHT.
>> I CAN DO IT!
>> WHO'S NEXT, SLINKMAN?
>> IT'S THE, UH, BIG FINALE,
SIR.
OUR VERY OWN BEAN SCOUT CHORUS
WITH THEIR RENDITION OF
"CAMPTOWN RACES," LED BY EDWARD
OF PINTO CABIN.
>> EDWARD?
>> YES, SIR.
>> NOT THE MONKEY?
>> NO, SIR.
>> WHAT EVER.
>> ♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES
SING THIS SONG ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ DOO DA
>> ♪ DOO DA
>> ♪ CAMPTOWN RACETRACK 5 MILES
LONG ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ OH
DE DOO DA DAY ♪
>> ♪ GOING TO RUN ALL NIGHT
GOING TO RUN ALL DAY ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ BET MY MONEY ON
THE BOBTAIL NAG ♪
>> ♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
>> AH!
BAY?
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, EDWARD HAD
ANOTHER ONE OF HIS EPISODES.
SHOULD I GET HIS ANGER BAG?
>> HE'LL BE FINE.
SEE YOU TONIGHT, SCOUTS.
[LAUGHS]
COME ON, SLINKMAN.
>> TAKE 5, EVERYBODY.
NOT YOU, LAZLO.
>> EDWARD, I--
>> LAZLO, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
>> I DON'T HATE YOU, EDWARD.
I LOVE ALL CREATURES, EVEN
WHATEVER YOU ARE.
>> THEN WHY CAN'T YOU BURP?
>> I GUESS I NEVER LEARNED HOW.
>> ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED TO
LEAD A CHORUS WHILE THEY BURPED
"CAMPTOWN RACES."
IT'S A SIMPLE WISH, I KNOW, BUT
AN ELUSIVE ONE, NEVERTHELESS,
UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO WHEN SLINKMAN
TOLD ME I'D BE CONDUCTING THIS
YEAR'S CHORUS.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN HE TOLD
ME THE SONG WOULD BE "CAMPTOWN
RACES."
I SAID IMAGINE IT!
>> OH, SORRY.
WOW.
>> NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING.
WHY DON'T I JUST CUT YOU FROM
THE CHOIR AND GIVE YOUR PART TO
RAJ?
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING.
>> WELL, I ALREADY TRIED THAT,
AND RAJ SAID...
>> NO WAY, JOSE.
IF YOU FIRE LAZLO, I WILL QUIT
IN PROTEST.
>> WOW.
WHAT DID CLAM SAY?
>> HE JUST REPEATED THE LAST
WORD RAJ SAID.
>> PROTEST.
>> YEAH.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE
WOULD SAY.
>> DON'T YOU SEE, LAZLO?
I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT THEM,
AND THEY WON'T DO WITHOUT YOU!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS
MESS.
PLEASE LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
BURP.
LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO BURP!
LESSON ONE.
THE SODA BURP.
CHUG ONE OF THESE BABIES, AND
YOU'LL BE BURPING LIKE A CHAMP
IN NO TIME.
>> BUT, EDWARD, THESE SODAS
BELONG TO CHEF McMUESLI.
>> RELAX.
HE'LL NEVER MISS THEM.
THESE ARE JUST THE SODAS HE
CONFISCATES FROM CAMPERS BECAUSE
THEY'RE NON-ORGANIC.
SEE?
>> SODA IS FOR LOSERS.
>> NOW DRINK.
>> WARNING.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO INGEST AN
UNHEALTHY BEVERAGE.
WHY NOT CONSIDER A TALL GLASS OF
TURNIP JUICE ACCOMPANIED BY A
SHOT OF WHEAT GRASS FOR A HEAL--
>> DRINK.
>> AHH.
>> DRINK MORE.
>> AHH.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
[BURP]
>> HA HA!
YOU DID IT!
>> THAT'S NOTHING.
WATCH THIS.
[BURP]
>> YEAH!
>> HERE'S ONE MY BROTHER TAUGHT
ME.
[BURP]
>> [LAUGHING]
>> WAIT.
WAIT.
HERE'S A GOOD ONE.
[BURPING LIKE A SPRINKLER]
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> [BURP]
HERE'S ONE.
>> GEE, EDWARD.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
>> I FEEL A LITTLE BLOATED, TO
TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
>> HEY!
YOU KIDS GET OUT OF MY SODA
PATCH.
>> CHEF McMUESLI!
>> SODA IS FOR LOSERS!
>> LAZLO, PLEASE!
>> OTHER TOXIC INGREDIENTS
SUCH AS HIGH--
>> [BURPING]
>> LAZLO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> EDWARD'S TEACHING ME HOW TO
BURP.
>> COOL.
>> SODA IS FOR LOSERS!
>> [BURPING]
>> I THINK WE LOST HIM.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH LESSONS FOR
NOW.
OH!
>> EDWARD, WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?
>> YOU HAVE A TAPE RECORDER,
DON'T YOU?
>> YES.
>> BRING IT.
I'LL TAPE-RECORD A BURP BEFORE
THE SHOW, AND THEN YOU CAN JUST
PLAY IT.
>> ISN'T THAT CHEATING?
>> AAH!
I DON'T CARE.
[BURPING]
>> OK.
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
AH, SHOWBIZ.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY
I'VE EVER READ.
>> AMY, NOW WHAT YOU READING?
>> OH, HI, LAZLO.
I'M READING THE LATEST ISSUE OF
MY FAVORITE COMIC BOOKS "TALES
TO STUPEFY."
PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO JOIN MY
SUPER SECRET CLUB.
>> WELL, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE
TO GO FIND MY TAPE RECORDER.
I HAVE A BIG PERFORMANCE
TONIGHT.
>> WELL, HERE.
TAKE LAST WEEK'S ISSUE WITH YOU.
YOU CAN READ IT AND TELL ME WHAT
YOU THINK.
>> THANKS, FRIEND.
>> IT'S A GOOD ONE, TOO.
IT'S ALL ABOUT A CREATURE WHO
CAN'T BURP.
>> A CREATURE WHO CAN'T BURP?
GOSH.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
>> NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
>> [GASPS]
>> I DID IT.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> WAY TO GO, SHELDON.
>> THANK YOU, SHELDON.
OK.
NOW FOR A SPECIAL TREAT--
THAT BIG FINALE YOU'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR--OUR VERY OWN BEAN
SCOUT CHORUS.
>> ALL RIGHT, LAZLO.
GIVE ME THE TAPE RECORDER.
>> I DIDN'T BRING IT.
>> WHAT?
WHY NOT?
>> WE DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE DON'T
NEED IT ANYMORE?
>> I'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER
PLANNED.
DON'T WORRY, EDWARD.
A COMIC BOOK TOLD ME WHY I CAN'T
BURP.
>> AND WHY'S THAT?
>> I'M A ROBOT.
>> AND THIS YEAR'S CONDUCTOR--
EDWARD OF PINTO CABIN.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> LAZLO...
THINKS HE'S A ROBOT.
>> WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR
YOU, EDWARD.
ALL 4 OF YOUR OLDER BROTHERS
ARE HERE IN ATTENDANCE.
HIYA, FELLAS.
MAESTRO.
>> [COUGH]
>> ♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES
SING THIS SONG ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ DOO DA
>> ♪ DOO DA
>> ♪ CAMPTOWN RACETRACK
5 MILES LONG ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ OH
DE DOO DA DAY ♪
>> ♪ GOING TO RUN ALL NIGHT
GOING TO RUN ALL DAY ♪
>> [BURPING] ♪ BET MY MONEY
ON A BOBTAIL NAG ♪
>> ♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
>> ROBOT.
>> [GASPS]
[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS]
>> ♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE
SOMEBODY BET ON THE... ♪
>> [CHEERING]
>> ♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE...
SOMEBODY BET ON THE... ♪
>> [CHEERING]
>> GREAT JOB, LAZLO.
>> THANKS, SLINKMAN.
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT EDWARD.
SAY, WHERE IS EDWARD ANYWAY?
>> LAZLO, WE DID IT.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,
BUT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
[BURP]
HEY, YOU BURPED.
>> HUH.
I GUESS I'M NOT A ROBOT.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> [BURP]
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> [BURP]
EDWARD?
[GROANS]
>> EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
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EEK, EEK.
WAIT, NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
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EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.