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>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO!
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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>> [SINGING]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
A RINGING FISH.
WHO IS IT?
OH, ANOTHER ONE.
HEY, THERE, SLINKMAN.
WONDERFUL DAY FOR FISHING, HUH?
>> PHONE CALL FROM THE LEGUME
COUNCIL, SIR.
>> THE LEGUME COUNCIL?
>> IT SEEMS THEY'VE CHOSEN YOU
TO BE GRAND LEGUME.
>> GRAND LEGUME?
THE CELEBRATED LEADER OF THE
SECRET SCOUTMASTER ORDER OF
LEGUMES?
WHAT TOOK YOU OLD COOTS SO LONG?
WHERE AM I?
SLINKMAN, AM I GRAND LEGUME?
>> UM, WHAT'S GRAND LEGUME, SIR?
>> DARN.
HELLO?
LUMPUS HERE.
>> WUGA WUGA.
IGA IGA.
AAH!
MORNING, BROTHER LILY TOES.
BROTHER BOO-BOO HERE.
ALL SET FOR THE LEGUME COUNCIL
MEETING TODAY?
>> SLINKMAN, TURN AROUND.
OH, YES, BROTHER BOO-BOO.
I HAVE IT MARKED RIGHT HERE ON
MY CALENDAR.
LEGUME COUNCIL MEETING HERE AT
CAMP KIDNEY.
UH-HUH.
WHAT'S THAT?
A BIG HONOR?
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
OK, THEN.
SEE YOU AND THE COUNCIL LATER.
SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR.
>> IT'S TIME TO RE-STITCH MY
UNDERWEAR LABELS.
>> MORE COLOR CODING, SIR?
>> NO.
AFTER THIS AFTERNOON, THEY WILL
HAVE TO READ "PROPERTY OF GRAND
LEGUME LUMPUS, LEADER OF THE
LEGUME COUNCIL'S SUPER-SECRET
ORDER OF SCOUTMASTERS."
>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
THEY'LL PICK YOU FOR GRAND
LEGUME?
>> BECAUSE I'VE GROVELED THE
MOST.
AND THEY'RE HAVING THEIR
ALL-IMPORTANT MEETING HERE.
>> IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL,
PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN.
>> NOT TO MENTION I'VE MASTERED
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE FLAWLESSLY.
ONLY MEMBERS OF THIS
SUPER-SECRET SOCIETY KNOW OF THE
SECRET HANDSHAKE, SLINKMAN.
IF THE SECRET HANDSHAKE EVER
FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS, THE
LEGUME RESPONSIBLE WOULD BE
PLUCKED FROM THE VINE, REFRIED,
AND NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
>> EVERYONE READY?
>> LAZLO, WHY AM I PUTTING ON A
YOGA RECORD?
>> NOT JUST ANY YOGA, RAJ.
IT'S KUNDA BEANIE YOGA.
>> YOGA.
>> I'M GOING TO LEAD THE WHOLE
CAMP TODAY THROUGH KUNDA BEANIE
CONSCIOUSNESS.
>> COSMIC.
>> PLUS, IT'S GREAT EXERCISE.
SO LET'S PRACTICE.
>> OK.
ONE KUNDA BEANIE COMING UP.
>> GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS.
LET'S START WITH A BASIC TREE
POSE.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
CONNECT WITH YOUR INNER CAMPER.
GOOD.
NOW, VERY SLOWLY PITCH THE TENT.
ROWING POSE.
>> ROWING.
>> YOU WERE RIGHT, LAZLO.
I AM FEELING VERY CONNECTED TO
MY INNER CAMPER.
>> SCOUT SALUTE LEFT.
SCOUT SALUTE RIGHT.
TIE THE KNOT.
>> THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.
I LOVE TYING THE KNOT.
LET'S SEE YOUR KNOT, RAJ.
VERY CREATIVE.
>> I LOVE BEING CREATIVE.
THIS MOSQUITO IS TRYING TO
CONNECT WITH MY INNER NOSE.
>> HELP THE OLD LADY.
>> HELP ME!
>> HIKE THE TRAIL.
MEND THE PATCH.
RAKE THE LEAVES.
EAT THE S'MORE.
FOLD THE MAP.
>> ADVANCED.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> OH, NO!
>> WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH.
>> [SCREAMS]
>> WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH.
>> [SCREAMS]
>> COOL.
>> WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH.
>> [SCREAMS]
>> WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH.
>> [SCREAMS]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A
B-SIDE.
>> KUNDA BEANIE DANCE!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH.
>> HA HA!
I LOVE THIS, RAJ.
>> AAH!
>> YOU INVENTED KUNDA
BEANIE-CISE.
>> AAH!
>> I DID NOT INVENT ANYTHING.
>> AAH!
>> I'LL TEACH IT TO THE WHOLE
CAMP TODAY.
>> AAH!
>> KUNDA BEANIE-CISE.
THEY'LL LOVE IT.
>> AAH!
>> I'M NOT DOING ANY ACTIVITY
CALLED KUNDA BEANIE-CISE.
>> COME ON, EVERYONE.
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT GOES.
THEN YOU TRY.
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING ACORN
DIORAMAS.
>> READY?
>> WUGA WUGA--
>> IGA IGA AAH!
>> CAN I PLEASE TURN AROUND NOW,
SIR?
>> COME ON, SLINKMAN.
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES OF
PRACTICING THIS SECRET
HANDSHAKE, AND I'M A SHOO-IN FOR
GRAND LEGUME.
WUGA WUGA IGA IGA AAH!
OK.
DONE.
YOU CAN TURN AROUND NOW.
JUST THINK, SLINKMAN.
IN A MATTER OF HOURS, I'LL BE
THE LEADER OF ALL THE LEGUMES.
I CAN ALMOST HEAR THEIR CAR
ROLLING THROUGH THE GATE RIGHT
NOW.
THEY'LL ALL COME RUNNING OUT
GREETING ME WITH THEIR SECRET
HANDSHAKE JUST LIKE THOSE TWO
JELLYHEADS.
SLINKMAN!
>> COME ON, EVERYONE.
WUGA WUGA...
>> HEY, THIS ISN'T BAD.
>> YEAH.
AND YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER STUFF.
WUGA WUGA...
>> IGA IGA--
>> AAH!
>> SLINKMAN, HOW CAN THIS BE?!
THE HANDSHAKE BREACHED!
LAZLO, WHOLE CAMP--
THEY ALL KNOW IT!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, SLINKMAN?
>> IT'S A MYSTERY, SIR.
>> THE COUNCIL WILL BE HERE IN A
MATTER OF HOURS!
IF THEY THINK IT WAS ME THAT LET
OUT THE HANDSHAKE, MY CHANCES OF
BECOMING GRAND LEGUME ARE
HISTORY.
>> HEY, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
HAVE YOU LEARNED KUNDA
BEANIE-CISE?
AAH!
HA HA HA!
COOL HAT.
>> AAGH!
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
SLINKMAN!
THESE CAMPERS MUST STOP DOING MY
HANDSHAKE BEFORE THE COUNCIL
GETS HERE!
>> SIR, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEACH
THEM A NEW HANDSHAKE?
>> HIYA THERE, LAZLO,
MY FAVORITE LITTLE CAMPER.
>> HIYA, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> OH, WHAT YOU GOT HERE?
KUNDA BEANIE-CISE,
THE LAZLO WAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE
VIDEOS?
>> SHIPPING THEM ALL OVER THE
WORLD.
GOT 12 MILLION SO FAR.
THE KUNDA BEANIE-CISE IS THE
HOTTEST-SELLING AEROBICS VIDEO
OF THE YEAR.
ALSO IN DVD.
>> HEY!
OH, YES.
THE BUNDA BUNDA THINGAMAJIGGER.
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY
ANYTHING, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT
YOUR LITTLE HANDSHAKE DOESN'T
SEEM RIGHT.
>> REALLY?
WHICH PART?
>> THE WHOLE THING SEEMS WRONG.
>> THE WHOLE THING?
THEN I'LL THROW THEM ALL AWAY.
IT'S THE END OF KUNDA
BEANIE-CISE FOREVER!
>> WOW.
THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
GUESS THERE'S NO REASON TO SHOW
YOU A NEW ONE NOW.
CATCH YOU LATER.
>> SHOW ME A NEW BEANIE-CISE?
YOU'RE THE GREATEST, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS!
>> I NEED TO STOP THINKING OUT
LOUD.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M ONLY GONNA SHOW YOU THIS
ONCE, SO WATCH CLOSELY.
>> IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH?
>> EW.
NOW, FIRST EXTEND YOUR HAND.
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YEAH.
GREAT, KID.
THEN I CONNECT MINE TO YOURS.
THEN WE SHAKE UP.
THEN WE SHAKE DOWN.
THERE.
>> AND THEN WHAT?
>> AND THEN YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR
FRIENDS.
>> AH.
CAN WE CALL IT THE LUMPUS?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
>> OK.
RECAP.
FIRST WE EXTEND, AND THEN WE--
WUGA WUGA IGA IGA.
>> OH, NO, NO!
THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
EXTEND.
CONNECT.
SHAKE UP.
SHAKE DOWN.
YOU GOT IT?
>> THEN WE--AAH!
>> YES.
THEN WE--NO!
THERE'S NO "AAH" IN THE LUMPUS.
>> NO "AAH?"
>> NO.
"AAH" IS OVER.
IT'S OLD.
IT'S YESTERDAY.
THE LUMPUS IS NEW, EXCITING,
EVERYTHING THE MUNDI BUNDI
MOPPITY WOP ISN'T.
>> SO THE LUMPUS CAN BE AN ARM
WRIGGLE?
>> SURE, AS LONG AS IT'S NEW.
>> OK.
LET'S ADD TIPPY TOES.
>> I'M NOT SURE IF TIPPY TOES
ARE REALLY NECESSARY.
>> BUT DOING IT ON ONE LEG IS.
>> OH, YES, YES.
WHOA!
>> CRAWL UNDER THE BED.
POP UP ON THE OTHER SIDE.
TOGA JUMP.
[YELLING GIBBERISH]
TOGA JUMP THROUGH THE RING
OF FIRE.
SHAKE WITH MELVIN.
YEE-HA!
RIDE HIM, HORSEY!
>> UH, BUT, SIR...
>> UH, SLINKMAN, HA HA HA,
WHAT IS IT?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
>> THE LEGUMES ARE HERE, SIR.
>> CRACKING CRANBERRIES!
IT'S AGAINST THE RULES FOR THEM
TO SEE ME WITHOUT MY DRESS
ROBES.
WHEW!
MADE IT JUST IN TIME.
AAH!
THE LEGUMES!
WHAT A SURPRISE.
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE IN MY
ROBE CLOSET.
>> OF COURSE NOT.
IF YOU COULD PREDICT OUR
MOVEMENTS, THEN WE WOULD LOSE
OUR SECRETNESS.
YOU KNOW SECRECY IS OUR SACRED
SECRET, BECAUSE WITHOUT SECRECY,
WE COULDN'T BE SECRETIVE.
>> ♪ SECRECY
SECRECY
RAH, RAH, RAH! ♪
>> UH, RAH?
>> ROBE YOURSELF.
>> JUST A MINUTE PLEASE.
>> [GROANING]
>> I'M GONNA BE SICK.
>> THERE GOES MY BREAKFAST.
>> OK, BROTHERS.
I'M DECENT.
>> ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEW
HONOR, LILY TOES?
>> ♪ HONOR, HONOR
RAH, RAH, RAH! ♪
>> RAH!
OH, AM I EVER.
>> GOOD.
>> HUH?
OH, OF COURSE!
WHAT KIND OF LEGUME AM I?
I ALMOST FORGOT TO DO THE
HANDSHAKE.
WUGA WUGA.
ARM WIGGLE.
>> [GASPING]
>> UH, LET ME START OVER.
WUGA WUGA TIPPY TOES.
HA HA HA HA!
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
LET'S SEE.
WAY UP IN THERE.
OH, THAT'S NOT IT.
AHEM!
WE EXTEND AND CONNECT, AND THEN
ARM WIGGLE.
WHOO!
TIPPY TOES.
THAT'S NEW.
DON'T FORGET THE ONE LEG.
CRAWL UNDER THE BED.
POP UP ON THE OTHER SIDE.
TOGA JUMP.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA.
TOGA JUMP THROUGH A RING OF
FIRE.
SHAKE WITH MELVIN.
YEE HA!
RIDE HIM, HORSEY.
THEN SHAKE DOWN!
AH HA.
DANG.
THESE--ALL RIGHT.
FINE.
I FORGOT THE STUPID HANDSHAKE.
WELL, BIG DEAL.
WHOO!
WE HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE,
'CAUSE WE'RE SO SECRETIVE.
WELL, I'LL LET YOU GUYS IN ON A
SECRET.
I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID HONORS,
'CAUSE I QUIT!
[GASPING]
[MUTTERING]
>> IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN I
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
>> YEAH.
IT'S PERFECT.
>> I LOVE HOW IT ENDS WITH
PANTING.
>> IT COMPLEMENTS MY HEIGHT.
>> HUH?
>> COUNCIL, OUR MISSION IS
ACCOMPLISHED.
BROTHER LILY TOES, SINCE WE
COULDN'T RECALL YOU HAVING EVER
CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING TO THE
LEGUMES, WE GAVE YOU THE
DISTINGUISHED HONOR OF DESIGNING
A NEW SECRET HANDSHAKE.
>> YOU DID?
>> AND IT'S FAR BETTER THAN
ANYTHING WE THOUGHT YOU CAPABLE
OF.
MEETING ADJOURNED.
I LOVE THE INSULTS.
>> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF
TOGAS?
>> HOW ABOUT THAT ARM WIGGLE?
>> IT COMPLEMENTS MY HEIGHT.
>> AND REMBER: KEEP IT A
SECRET!
>> RIDE HIM, HORSEY.
>> EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.
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EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
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EEK, EEK.
WAIT.
NO, WAIT.
I CAN DO IT.