>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L
>> A
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES
SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES
>> SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN
>> SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN
>> SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN
>> WHEN SHE COMES ♪
>> OOH, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
DOESN'T LEAKY LAKE LOOK
BEAUTIFUL FROM UP HERE?
OH, OH.
>> YES, VERY NICE.
>> OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SKI
MOUNT WHITEHEAD FOR YEARS.
>> UM, ME, TOO, JANE.
MAYBE WE CAN RIDE THE CHAIRLIFT
TOGETHER.
>> WELL, MAYBE.
WE WILL, UH, WE'LL SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
>> HEY, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
I THOUGHT MOUNT WHITEHEAD HAD
SNOW YEAR-ROUND.
>> WELL, YEAH, I THOUGHT SO,
TOO.
>> HI, SWEETIE.
>> HEY, WHAT GIVES, SLINKMAN?
>> ACTUALLY, WE'RE COMING UP ON
THE SNOWLINE NOW.
AH, THERE WE GO.
SEE?
PENGUINS.
>> ACHOO!
>> COOL, FROZEN NOSE SWORDS.
>> [SNEEZING]
>> ACHOO, ACHOO!
>> NOW, NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S SAFE.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, WHY DON'T
YOU SAY SOMETHING?
YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH KIDS.
>> I DO?
I MEAN, YEAH, YES, I DO.
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WE ALL KNOW THAT BLOWING ICE
SNOTS IS VERY DANGEROUS.
FOR INSTANCE, LET'S SAY
SLINKMAN, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
DRIVES THE BUS OFF A CLIFF.
THEN THESE FROZEN NOSE SWORDS
WOULD STAB ALL OF YOU IN
THE BRAIN.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE REPHRASED
THAT.
>> COOL SKI APPAREL.
>> I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES
OF MY BRAIN GETTING PIERCED
BY ICICLES.
>> GOOD TIDINGS.
>> HEY, GUYS.
READY FOR SOME SNOWBOARDING?
>> YEAH.
WE'RE GOING TO SLAP SOME MOGULS
ON THE BLACK DIAMOND,
NEWTON'S REVENGE.
>> DID YOU UNDERSTAND ANY
OF THAT?
>> I DO NOT SPEAK AUSTRIAN.
>> HOT DOG.
>> CHIP, QUICK, LOOK!
>> DARN.
I MISSED IT.
>> HA HA HA!
>> OH, MS. DOE, I'D BE MORE
THAN HAPPY TO ACCOMPANY YOU ON
THE CHAIRLIFT.
IT CAN BE A LITTLE SCARY
AT TIMES.
>> I DON'T KNOW,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
THE WAY YOU MADE THE CHILDREN
SHRIEK IN TERROR ON THE BUS...
>> BUT, BUT--
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
WE NEED TO DIVIDE THE CHILDREN.
>> DIVIDE THE CHILDREN?
>> UH, YES, I ASSURE YOU IT IS
FOR THE YOUNGSTERS' SAFETY.
SEE, ALL THE BEGINNERS MUST
START ON THE BUNNY SLOPE.
>> [BOOING]
>> BUT IF THEY IMPROVE,
THEY GET TO RIDE THE CHAIRLIFT
IN THE AFTERNOON.
>> WE HAVE 2 BEGINNERS THIS
YEAR.
LAZLO...
>> HURRAY, WHOO HOO!
>> AND...
>> CARMINE SLINKMAN, WHO'S THE
OTHER POOR SAP?
>> UH, YOU, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> HEY, SLINKMAN, HEY--WHO,
WHAT--WHAT?
>> THE SKI RESORT INSISTS
BECAUSE OF THE, YOU KNOW,
ACCIDENT LAST YEAR.
>> OH, YES.
LET'S NOT MENTION THAT TO
MS. DOE, HMM?
>> I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT
YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING TO CHAPERONE
YOUNG LAZLO.
>> CHAPERONE?
YEAH, I MEAN, YES, OF COURSE.
WELL, THESE CHILDREN ARE THE
LIGHT OF MY LIFE AFTER ALL.
>> WELL, I CERTAINLY MISJUDGED
YOU, AND I WOULD LOVE TO
ACCOMPANY YOU ON THE CHAIRLIFT
THIS AFTERNOON.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> YOU DROPPED YOUR ANTLERS.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOUNG FELLER,
JUST GRAB THE ROPE TOW AND OFF
YOU GO.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NEXT, SPORT.
JUST GIVE THAT OLD ROPE A GOOD
STRONG GRIP, AND WE'RE OFF
TO THE RACES.
GOOD JOB THERE, SHORT STACK.
NEXT!
>> AAH!
>> YOU MAKE ME SICK.
>> HOW YOU DOING,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> ACCORDING TO THE BEAN SCOUT
HANDBOOK, THE BEST WAY TO SKI
SLOWLY IS TO PRETEND YOUR SKIS
ARE A SLICE OF PIZZA.
AND THEN TO GO FAST,
2 FRENCH FRIES.
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY, PIZZA,
FRENCH FRY.
>> LAZLO.
>> YES?
>> SOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED
GIMMICKS TO SKI.
THEY'RE JUST BORN WITH IT.
SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM,
PIZZA BOY!
[YELLING]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> [YELLING]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
>> AAH, DA--
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> THERE YOU ARE,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
WE MADE IT TO THE AFTERNOON.
CAN WE GO ON THE BIG MOUNTAIN
NOW?
>> YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
I'M JUST NURSING MY--HEY, THAT
MEANS I GET TO RIDE THE BIG
CHAIRLIFT WITH MS. DOE.
WHERE IS SHE?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> MS. DOE, THERE YOU ARE.
MY WORK IS DONE ON THE BUNNY
SLOPE, AND I'M READY FOR OUR
CHAIRLIFT RIDE.
>> AH, OK.
WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE PROTEGE?
>> MY PROTO WHAT?
>> OH, THERE HE IS.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> YEAH, WHAT?
>> I'M A LITTLE FRIGHTENED TO GO
ON THIS BIG CHAIRLIFT BY MYSELF.
>> WELL, GO FIND A BEAR OR
SOMETHING TO RIDE WITH.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, HE CAN'T
RIDE WITH A BEAR.
HE'S GOING TO RIDE WITH YOU.
>> BUT I THOUGHT--
>> AND I CERTAINLY HOPE YOUR
ATTITUDE CHANGES AFTER THIS RUN.
>> BUT, BUT, BUT--
>> OTHERWISE YOU AND I WILL
NEVER RIDE THIS CHAIRLIFT
TOGETHER, NEVER!
>> BUT MS. DOE, I--
>> EVER!
>> SHE'S SPUNKY.
>> YOU ARE GETTING TO BE A
NUISANCE!
HOW AM I EVER GONNA RIDE WITH
JANE DOE?
[YELLING]
>> THANKS FOR RIDING WITH ME,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
>> I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
>> LET'S FIND OUT.
WOW.
IT HASN'T HIT THE GROUND YET.
IT STILL HASN'T HIT THE GROUND.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD DROP
SOMETHING HEAVIER.
WHAT THE--WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> WE STOPPED.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STOPPED?
>> STOPPED MEANS--
>> I KNOW WHAT STOPPED MEANS!
>> DO YOU THINK THEY'LL LET US
STAY HERE A LONG TIME?
I HOPE THEY LET US STAY HERE
A LONG TIME.
>> WELL, TOUGH NUGGIES.
WE'LL BE MOVING AGAIN IN
A SECOND.
>> THEN ANOTHER MEANING FOR THE
WORD STOP, IS--
>> GRR, LET'S SEE HOW LONG
IT TAKES FOR THIS TO HIT
THE GROUND.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
MY CHANCES FOR RIDING WITH
MS. DOE ARE SLIPPING AWAY,
AND I'M STUCK 50 FEET IN THE AIR
WITH NO CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL!
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL
MS. DOE THAT YOU'RE RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
LITTLE MONKEY?
>> QUICK, GIVE ME YOUR JACKET.
YOO HOO!
JANE!
I'M UP HERE!
QUICK, GIVE ME YOUR HAT.
>> IT'S TOO LATE.
SHE'S GONE.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT
OF THIS CHAIR.
MY EARS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF
FROM FROSTBITE.
>> THE BEAN SCOUT HANDBOOK
SUGGESTS HUDDLING TOGETHER
TO STAY WARM.
>> MS. MUCOUS, I CAN'T FIND
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS AND HIS
BEAN SCOUT ANYWHERE.
>> LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
LUMPUS AND LAZLO ARE MISSING.
IT'LL BE DARK SOON, AND THE
WEATHER IS UNPREDICTABLE AND
DANGEROUS, SO WE'RE GOING TO
SPLIT UP INTO VERY SMALL
LEADERLESS SEARCH PARTIES.
GOOD LUCK.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
LAZLO!
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
>> WHERE ARE YOU?
>> MAYBE THEY'RE BEHIND
THE TREE.
>> FOOTPRINTS.
THEY MUST BE BEHIND THE TREE.
FOOTPRINTS!
>> ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL--
>> I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
I'M GOING TO JUMP!
>> WHAT?
>> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND
TURN INTO A FORGOTTEN POPSICLE!
>> THE BEAN SCOUT HANDBOOK
SAYS--
>> I DON'T CARE!
I'M GOING TO--AAH!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, IS THIS
VERY SAFE?
>> LAZLO, I CHANGED MY MIND.
HELP ME UP.
>> I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
STAY PUT AND WAIT FOR HELP.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THE SCOUT
HANDBOOK SAYS?
>> LAZLO, YOUR OBEDIENCE IS
WEARING THIN.
HELP ME UP!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> YES.
>> WHAT DID IT SOUND LIKE
TO YOU?
>> LIKE A MOOSE SCREAMING AT
A MONKEY.
>> ARE WE LOST?
>> YES.
>> FOOTPRINTS!
>> LAZLO.
LAZLO!
>> COME ON, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
YOU CAN DO IT.
THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS.
>> AAH!
UH-OH.
>> AAH!
>> I'M ALIVE.
I'M ALIVE!
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS, IT'S LIKE
THE CHAIRLIFT IN REVERSE.
>> WHAT?
>> [YELLING]
>> OOH, IT'S GETTING LATE,
AND NOW I THINK THE OTHER
CAMPERS ARE LOST.
>> [YELLING]
>> THERE'S THAT NOISE AGAIN.
>> [YELLING]
>> BIG RIDE, BIG RIDE!
>> [YELLING]
>> IT'S SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
AND HE'S RESCUED ALL OF THE
CHILDREN.
>> WHAT?
THEY'RE COMING IN TOO HOT.
>> [CHEERING]
>> OH, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
THAT WAS SUCH A COURAGEOUS,
SELFLESS ACT OF RESCUE.
>> IT WAS?
>> SIT BY ME ON THE BUS, HMM?
>> OH, WHY, SURE.
I'LL BE THERE IN A JIFFY.
QUICK, SLINKMAN, I WAS HOLDING
THIS CHAIR SO TIGHT MY FINGERS
ARE WELDED TO IT.
>> SHOULD I GET THE PLIERS
AGAIN, SIR?
>> WHOOPS!
TOO LATE, HA HA HA.
I'M ALREADY SITTING WITH
THE MONKEY.
SEE YOU ONBOARD!
>> AAH!
>> I THINK FOR LAZLO'S SAFETY
I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE FOR
A LITTLE BIT.
>> YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
SLINKMAN!
OH.
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> [YELLING]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
>> [YELLS]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
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