1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,430 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 2 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:03,600 ATTENTION, CAMPERS. 3 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:06,430 IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO. 4 00:00:06,530 --> 00:00:07,260 >> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS 5 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,100 WHO MADE A FRIEND 6 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,760 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 7 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,930 L-A-Z-L-O 8 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:12,700 >> L 9 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,260 >> A 10 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:13,930 >> Z-L-O 11 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:16,600 >> L-A-Z-L-O 12 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,100 >> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 13 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:19,760 >> AND THEN THAT TRIO 14 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:20,460 WENT TO CAMP 15 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,100 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O 16 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,100 L-A-Z-L-O 17 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,830 >> L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:28,760 >> L-A-Z-L-O 19 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:33,210 >> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 20 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,900 >> FLY FISHING IS A DANCE 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,900 BETWEEN EQUAL PARTNERS, 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,560 THE FISHING FLY DELICATELY 23 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,230 SKIPS ABOVE THE SURFACE, 24 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:47,560 THE FISH FOLLOWING BEHIND BELOW 25 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:48,730 THE SURFACE. 26 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:51,400 THEY ARE 2 PARTS OF THE SAME 27 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,400 WHOLE. 28 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,360 >> BUT EXACTLY WHEN IN THE NEXT 29 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,100 4 HOURS WILL WE ACTUALLY CATCH 30 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,300 A FISH? 31 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,230 >> THERE'S ONE. 32 00:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,400 >> WHERE? 33 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,400 >> RIGHT THERE. 34 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,230 SEE IT? 35 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:00,960 >> NO. 36 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,300 >> LEAN OVER. 37 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,460 >> I STILL DON'T SEE IT. 38 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,800 >> FURTHER. 39 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:06,130 >> I STILL DON'T SEE IT. 40 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:07,460 >> FURTHER. 41 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,300 FURTHER. 42 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,600 I GOT A FLY! 43 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:15,360 >> OOH, SKIP, GOOD CATCH. 44 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,900 >> THANKS. 45 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,900 WHAT GIVES? 46 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,730 >> FISH FOR YOUR OWN FLIES. 47 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:20,800 >> WHATEVER, DUDE. 48 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,000 COME ON, FELLAS. 49 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,160 LET'S BLOW THIS DIVE. 50 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,030 >> YOU DUMB HEADS, YOU'RE NOT 51 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:27,730 SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE ACTUAL 52 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:32,400 FLIES, ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN! 53 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,060 >> NICE GOING, SKIP. 54 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,400 YOU MADE EVERYONE LEAVE AGAIN. 55 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,730 >> NO, YOU MADE THEM LEAVE. 56 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:39,660 >> WELL, YOU MADE ALL THOSE FISH 57 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,500 GUYS LEAVE, DUMMY HEAD. 58 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,060 >> DON'T CALL ME DUMMY HEAD. 59 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,300 I'M 3 SECONDS OLDER THAN YOU. 60 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,330 >> AND 3 SECONDS DUMMIER. 61 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:48,400 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 62 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,400 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 63 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,400 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 64 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,100 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 65 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,000 >> FASCINATING. 66 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,130 EVEN THEIR ARGUMENTS DON'T MAKE 67 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:53,960 SENSE. 68 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:54,860 LAZLO? 69 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,700 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 70 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,230 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 71 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:58,560 >> HEY, GUYS. 72 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,560 >> HI, LAZ. 73 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:00,730 >> OH, HEY, LAZLO. 74 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,900 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 75 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:02,800 >> OH, NOTHING. 76 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,060 HE THINKS THAT FLIES ARE FOR 77 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,160 CATCHING FISH. 78 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,400 >> WELL, ACTUALLY, YES. 79 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,460 CHIP IS RIGHT. 80 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,130 FLY FISHING USES FLIES TO CATCH 81 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:09,800 FISH. 82 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:10,800 >> SEE? 83 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,230 THANKS, LAZLO. 84 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:15,530 YOU'RE THE GREATEST, PAL. 85 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:16,800 >> BUT YOU KNOW, SKIP, 86 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,360 FLY FISHING CAN BE ANYTHING YOU 87 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,230 WANT IT TO BE AS LONG AS YOU'RE 88 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,500 HAVING FUN. 89 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,300 >> SEE? 90 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 I KNEW IT. 91 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,900 THANKS, LAZLO, YOU'RE THE BEST, 92 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,060 BUDDY. 93 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:26,900 >> COME ON, GUYS. 94 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,730 LET'S ALL FLY FISH. 95 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:31,300 >> YEAH! 96 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,260 YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND, LAZLO. 97 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,300 >> LAZZIE? 98 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,800 >> LAZZBERRIES? 99 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:39,500 >> OH, GREAT, NOW YOU MADE LAZLO 100 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,200 LEAVE. 101 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,000 >> NUH-UH. 102 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,830 YOU SCARED HIM OFF. 103 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,430 >> NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. 104 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:45,560 >> APPARENTLY. 105 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:46,760 >> AREN'T YOU GOING TO APOLOGIZE 106 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,860 TO MY BUDDY LAZLO? 107 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,000 >> ME? 108 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,130 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE HIM 109 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,060 LEAVE. 110 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,860 >> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY 111 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,000 BECAUSE I'M 3 SECONDS-- 112 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:55,860 >> DUMMIER. 113 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:56,800 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 114 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:57,630 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 115 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:58,360 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 116 00:02:58,460 --> 00:02:59,100 >> YOU'RE DUMMIER. 117 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,630 >> YOU'RE REALLY DUMMIER. 118 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,960 >> YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! 119 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,960 >> REALLY, REALLY DUMMIER! 120 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:07,800 >> THAT'S IT! 121 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,300 I'M NOT EVER TALKING TO YOU 122 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,060 EVER AGAIN! 123 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,400 >> AND I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU 124 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,700 EVER AGAIN! 125 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,400 >> FINE! 126 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,400 >> GOOD! 127 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,060 YOU OK? 128 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:17,730 >> UH-HUH. 129 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,230 THANKS. 130 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,560 >> ♪ DO WAH DA WAH 131 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,910 DO WAH DA WAH ♪ 132 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,730 ♪ DO WAH DA WAH 133 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,730 DO WAH DA WAH 134 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:48,400 DO WAH DA WAH ♪ 135 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,230 >> YEAH! 136 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,060 YEAH! 137 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:51,900 HE HE HE! 138 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,730 >> ♪ DO WAH DA WAH WAH 139 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:55,030 >> MISSION CONTROL TO LUMPUS 140 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:55,900 3,000. 141 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,530 ARE YOU READY TO LAUNCH? 142 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:59,060 >> YES, MISSION CONTROL. 143 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,400 >> READY TO LAUNCH. 144 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,460 >> CAPTAIN LAZLO TO ENGINEER 145 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,300 CLAM. 146 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,630 IGNITE THRUSTERS IN 5, 4, 147 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:05,000 3, 2, 1! 148 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,630 >> THRUSTERS! 149 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,130 >> [CHEERING] 150 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:11,630 >> HI, LAZZBERRIES. 151 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:12,830 BUDDY? 152 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:13,500 >> OH, HEY THERE, SKIP. 153 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,230 WHAT'S UP? 154 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:15,160 >> I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH 155 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:15,730 YOU. 156 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:17,230 >> UM, OK. 157 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,730 WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER CHIP? 158 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,400 >> I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HIM. 159 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,560 >> OH. 160 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,230 WELL, WE'RE PLAYING ROCKET SHIP. 161 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,230 HOP ON. 162 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,060 >> HOP ON WHAT? 163 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,060 >> THE ROCKET SHIP. 164 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,060 >> WHAT ROCKET SHIP? 165 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,230 >> OUR TOTEM POLE. 166 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,260 >> THAT'S A TOTEM POLE. 167 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,300 >> YES, I KNOW THAT, BUT WE'RE 168 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,060 PRETENDING IT'S A ROCKET SHIP. 169 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,430 >> OH, THEN WHERE'S THE 170 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,730 TOTEM POLE? 171 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,430 >> LET'S JUST PLAY ALREADY. 172 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,200 SKIP, YOU CAN BE THE ENGINEER 173 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,600 INSTEAD OF CLAM. 174 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,960 >> ALL RIGHT! 175 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,630 >> CREW OF THE LUMPUS 3,000 IS 176 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:50,200 NOW READY TO LAUNCH. 177 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,300 >> READY TO LAUNCH! 178 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,900 >> OK, ENGINEER SKIP, IGNITE 179 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,230 THRUSTERS IN 5-- 180 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,560 >> AAH! 181 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:57,730 >> LIKE THAT? 182 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,800 HELLO? 183 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:01,630 GUYS? 184 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:05,800 WHERE'D THEY GO? 185 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,630 >> THE CREW OF THE LUMPUS 3,000 186 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,300 HAS CRASH LANDED ON A STRANGE 187 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,960 AND DESOLATE PLANET. 188 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,560 THEY CAUTIOUSLY FAN OUT TO 189 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,630 LOCATE CALORIC SUSTENANCE OR 190 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,230 THEY WILL PERISH. 191 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:19,900 >> HI, LAZZIE, PAL. 192 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,460 >> OH, HI, CHIP. 193 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,230 WHERE'S YOUR-- 194 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:23,730 >> I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM. 195 00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:26,560 I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 196 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,400 COOL ROCKET SHIP, RAJ. 197 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,330 CRASH LANDED? 198 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,830 >> YES, ACTUALLY. 199 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,460 GOOD IMAGINATION. 200 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,430 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY? 201 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:35,260 >> SURE. 202 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,060 >> SO THE CREW OF THE LUMPUS 203 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,800 3,000 FAN OUT TO SEARCH FOR FOOD 204 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:41,660 WHEN SUDDENLY THEY STUMBLE UPON 205 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,230 A DEADLY NEST OF... 206 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,360 SPACE MOSQUITOES. 207 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,560 >> AAH! 208 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:49,900 >> CHIP, THEY'RE NOT REAL! 209 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,030 >> THEY'RE SUCKING MY BRAIN 210 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:52,300 JUICES! 211 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,830 QUICK, RAJ, SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR 212 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,060 PHOTON DISK! 213 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,900 >> [SCREAMING] 214 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,900 >> MY EYEBALLS ARE SHRIVELING! 215 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,230 IT BURNS! 216 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:01,960 IT BURNS! 217 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:05,630 >> [SCREAMING] 218 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:08,800 >> LAZZBERRIES? 219 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,200 WHERE ARE YOU? 220 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,100 HEY, LOG, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE 221 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,330 GOING. 222 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:15,930 LAZZBERRIES, YOU IN HERE? 223 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,960 LAZZBERRIES! 224 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:20,560 LAZZIE, PAL! 225 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:21,730 HEY, ROCK, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE 226 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:22,730 GOING. 227 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,060 LAZZIE! 228 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,060 HELLO! 229 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,060 >> JUST LOOK AT THEM. 230 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,400 THEY BELONG TOGETHER, 231 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,230 DON'T THEY? 232 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,260 >> CERTAINLY, AS LONG AS THEY 233 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,000 DON'T BELONG TO US. 234 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,660 IT'S LIKE WE NEED TO MATCH THEM 235 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,100 WITH 2 MORE DUNG BEETLES TO 236 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,560 MAKE THEM RIGHT AGAIN. 237 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,600 >> YOU'RE BRILLIANT. 238 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:37,260 >> I AM? 239 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,030 >> BRILLIANT! 240 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:38,800 >> COME ON. 241 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,300 TIME TO MAKE A FEW NEW DUNG 242 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,400 BEETLE FRIENDS. 243 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,900 >> I'VE GOT ENOUGH DUNG BEETLE 244 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,400 FRIENDS ALREADY, THANK YOU! 245 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,230 >> LAZZBERRIES! 246 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:49,900 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 247 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,060 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR 248 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,560 YOU, BUDDY. 249 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:53,730 >> OH, HEY, SKIP. 250 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,560 >> LAZLO, WHY DIDN'T YOUR LIPS 251 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:56,400 MOVE? 252 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,560 >> OVER HERE. 253 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,400 >> OH. 254 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,730 >> I SEE YOU'VE MET MY NEW BUDDY 255 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,460 SHAZLO. 256 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,400 >> NEW BUDDY? 257 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,230 >> YEP, HE'S MY PERFECT MATCH. 258 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:07,530 >> PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 259 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,430 WOW. 260 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:10,030 I WISH I COULD MEET MY PERFECT 261 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:10,900 MATCH. 262 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,400 >> SAY NO MORE, SKIP, BECAUSE 263 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,230 NOW YOU CAN. 264 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,230 >> I CAN? 265 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,800 HOW? 266 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,660 "BUDDY MATCH INSTANT FRIEND 267 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,060 SERVICE." 268 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,030 UM, HELLO? 269 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:24,200 >> HELLO, SKIP. 270 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,560 ARE YOU HERE FOR YOUR BUDDY 271 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,330 MATCH? 272 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,560 >> UH, YEAH. 273 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,330 HOW DID YOU-- 274 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:32,400 >> JUST SIGN IN HERE. 275 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,230 YOU MAY NOT WANT TO USE YOUR 276 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:35,900 REAL NAME. 277 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,400 A LOT OF OUR CLIENTS PREFER 278 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,900 TO BE MORE DISCREET. 279 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,450 >> OH, RIGHT, DISCREET. 280 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,030 >> ALL RIGHT, KIP. 281 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:49,400 YOU'RE ALL SET. 282 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,700 DOWN THE HALL TO THE RIGHT. 283 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,230 OH, AND WE'RE OVERBOOKED TODAY, 284 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,300 SO YOU WILL BE SHARING YOUR 285 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,230 APPOINTMENT WITH ANOTHER CLIENT. 286 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:58,560 GOOD LUCK! 287 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,230 >> IN HERE, KIP. 288 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,630 >> OH, HI. 289 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:02,460 >> HAVE A SEAT. 290 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,130 WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 291 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,300 >> WAIT A MINUTE, AREN'T YOU-- 292 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,960 >> SHAZLO, THAT'S RIGHT. 293 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,300 THIS IS DIP. 294 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:08,960 >> HI, DIP. 295 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:09,960 >> HI, KIP. 296 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:10,960 >> THIS IS THE PROFILING SECTION 297 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:12,060 OF THE SERVICE. 298 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,230 QUESTION NUMBER 1. 299 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,560 HOW TALL ARE YOU? 300 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,400 >> UH, 6'1". 301 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,400 >> ME, TOO. 302 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,400 >> HMM, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 303 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,060 YOU ARE BOTH THE SAME HEIGHT. 304 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,130 >> YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT? 305 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,630 >> NEAT. 306 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:26,800 >> PART 2 IS A SAMPLING 307 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,860 PORTION OF THE BUDDY MATCH 308 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,830 PROGRAM. 309 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:30,360 HERE YOU WILL GET A SIDE BY SIDE 310 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:32,300 COMPARISON OF POTENTIAL BUDDY 311 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,730 CANDIDATES TO HELP YOU MAKE YOUR 312 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,130 FINAL CHOICE. 313 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:37,100 >> EXCUSE ME, SHAZLO, WE'RE ONE 314 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,760 CANDIDATE SHORT. 315 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,400 DO YOU MIND FILLING IN, DIP? 316 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,730 >> OH, SURE. 317 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:45,400 >> OK, SEND HIM IN. 318 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,600 KIP, YOU JUST SPEAK UP WHEN YOU 319 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,030 SEE SOMEONE YOU THINK WOULD BE 320 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:49,760 A GOOD BUDDY TO YOU. 321 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,430 MM-HMM, MM-HMM, YES, YES, 322 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:53,400 VERY GOOD. 323 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,900 WELL? 324 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,560 NO, OK, NEXT. 325 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,230 FAMILIAR LOOKING CHAP, RIGHT? 326 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,800 REMIND YOU OF ANYONE, KIP? 327 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:03,630 YOU SURE? 328 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:04,800 >> YEP. 329 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,630 >> OK... 330 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,460 NEXT. 331 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,800 AND THERE'S OUR LAST CANDIDATE. 332 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,300 >> THAT'S HIM, OFFICER! 333 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,630 THAT'S THE GUY WHO STOLE 334 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,700 MY KINDNESS! 335 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,600 STOP HIM! 336 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,130 LOOK OUT, DIP! 337 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,960 HE'S COMING FOR YOU! 338 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,800 >> AND THIS IN HERE IS OUR 339 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,960 FITNESS PORTION OF OUR BUDDY 340 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,130 MATCH PROGRAM. 341 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,960 RIGHT AFTER THIS IS OUR 342 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,730 GRADUATION CEREMONY. 343 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:28,800 >> HEY, KIP. 344 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,130 >> HELLO, DIP. 345 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:32,300 DID YOU MEET YOUR PERFECT BUDDY 346 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,630 MATCH YET? 347 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:34,960 >> NO, YOU? 348 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:36,600 >> NOPE. 349 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,830 THEY SAID THEY FOUND HIM, BUT I 350 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:38,900 DON'T KNOW. 351 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 >> SAME HERE. 352 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,800 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS JUST 353 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,600 THINKING? 354 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,700 >> I THINK YOU WERE THINKING 355 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,030 THAT YOU AND I WOULD MAKE THE 356 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,830 PERFECT BUDDY MATCH. 357 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,330 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS 358 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:52,160 THINKING. 359 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,000 >> SEE? 360 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:57,160 >> WOW. 361 00:09:57,260 --> 00:10:00,760 >> BUT WHAT ABOUT GRADUATION? 362 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,230 >> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO 363 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,700 CELEBRATE THE SACRED BUDDY 364 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,100 MATCHES OF KIP AND CLEM AND DIP 365 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,500 AND SIMPSON. 366 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,800 BEFORE WE BEGIN, IS THERE ANYONE 367 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,760 HERE THAT OBJECTS TO THE BUDDY 368 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:17,730 MATCHES HERE BEFORE US TODAY? 369 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,060 >> WAIT! 370 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:19,900 I DO! 371 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,400 >> I DO, TOO! 372 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,560 >> WHAT? 373 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,730 >> [GASPS] 374 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,060 >> THIS IS ALL WRONG. 375 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,400 SIMPSON ISN'T MY PERFECT BUDDY! 376 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,400 KIP IS! 377 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,230 >> AND DIP IS MY BUDDY! 378 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,730 >> WE'RE BUDDIES. 379 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:34,300 >> OH. 380 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,500 >> WELL, WHO AM I TO STAND IN 381 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,700 THE WAY OF 2 TRUE FRIENDS. 382 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,730 DIP, DO YOU TAKE KIP TO BE YOUR 383 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:40,600 BEST BUDDY? 384 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,300 >> I DO. 385 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,260 >> AND KIP, DO YOU TAKE DIP 386 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,100 TO BE YOUR BEST BUDDY? 387 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,260 >> I DO. 388 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,730 >> THEN BY THE FRIEND IN ME, I 389 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:53,730 NOW PRONOUNCE YOU BEST BUDDIES. 390 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,100 YOU MAY NOW FISH TOGETHER. 391 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,330 >> THANK YOU. 392 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:58,900 THANK YOU. 393 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 >> YOU NEED TO SIGN THE BUDDY 394 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,100 CERTIFICATE. 395 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,230 WHAT BUDDY NAMES WILL YOU 396 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,260 BE TAKING? 397 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,100 >> OH, WE HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT 398 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,600 OF THAT. 399 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,760 HOW ABOUT SKIP, AND YOU COULD 400 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:10,800 BE CHIP. 401 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,760 >> HEY, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 402 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:15,130 >> GOOD LUCK. 403 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,100 >> HMM, CHIP. 404 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,900 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 405 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,800 >> SKIP IS PRETTY GOOD, TOO. 406 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,230 IT'S LIKE I KNOW THAT NAME. 407 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:24,900 [BELL DINGS] 408 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,060 >> HEY! 409 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,730 WE ARE CHIP AND SKIP! 410 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,730 >> MY BUDDY. 411 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:33,930 >> MY BROTHER. 412 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,230 >> [YELLING] 413 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,730 >> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY! 414 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,900 >> [YELLS] 415 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,060 >> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY. 416 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,230 >> OH! 417 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:51,230 >> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY! 418 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,730 PIZZA, FRENCH FRY. 419 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:54,730 >> OH! 420 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,500 >> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY! 421 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,060 PIZZA, FRENCH FRY. 422 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,130 >> OH! 423 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:02,260 >> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY! 424 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,800 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 425 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,300 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 426 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,600 [CAPTIONED BY NCI --www.ncicap.org--]