>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L
>> A
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> FLY FISHING IS A DANCE
BETWEEN EQUAL PARTNERS,
THE FISHING FLY DELICATELY
SKIPS ABOVE THE SURFACE,
THE FISH FOLLOWING BEHIND BELOW
THE SURFACE.
THEY ARE 2 PARTS OF THE SAME
WHOLE.
>> BUT EXACTLY WHEN IN THE NEXT
4 HOURS WILL WE ACTUALLY CATCH
A FISH?
>> THERE'S ONE.
>> WHERE?
>> RIGHT THERE.
SEE IT?
>> NO.
>> LEAN OVER.
>> I STILL DON'T SEE IT.
>> FURTHER.
>> I STILL DON'T SEE IT.
>> FURTHER.
FURTHER.
I GOT A FLY!
>> OOH, SKIP, GOOD CATCH.
>> THANKS.
WHAT GIVES?
>> FISH FOR YOUR OWN FLIES.
>> WHATEVER, DUDE.
COME ON, FELLAS.
LET'S BLOW THIS DIVE.
>> YOU DUMB HEADS, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE ACTUAL
FLIES, ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN!
>> NICE GOING, SKIP.
YOU MADE EVERYONE LEAVE AGAIN.
>> NO, YOU MADE THEM LEAVE.
>> WELL, YOU MADE ALL THOSE FISH
GUYS LEAVE, DUMMY HEAD.
>> DON'T CALL ME DUMMY HEAD.
I'M 3 SECONDS OLDER THAN YOU.
>> AND 3 SECONDS DUMMIER.
>> YOU'RE DUMMIER.
>> FASCINATING.
EVEN THEIR ARGUMENTS DON'T MAKE
SENSE.
LAZLO?
>> YOU'RE DUMMIER.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HI, LAZ.
>> OH, HEY, LAZLO.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, NOTHING.
HE THINKS THAT FLIES ARE FOR
CATCHING FISH.
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
CHIP IS RIGHT.
FLY FISHING USES FLIES TO CATCH
FISH.
>> SEE?
THANKS, LAZLO.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST, PAL.
>> BUT YOU KNOW, SKIP,
FLY FISHING CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANT IT TO BE AS LONG AS YOU'RE
HAVING FUN.
>> SEE?
I KNEW IT.
THANKS, LAZLO, YOU'RE THE BEST,
BUDDY.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S ALL FLY FISH.
>> YEAH!
YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND, LAZLO.
>> LAZZIE?
>> LAZZBERRIES?
>> OH, GREAT, NOW YOU MADE LAZLO
LEAVE.
>> NUH-UH.
YOU SCARED HIM OFF.
>> NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
>> APPARENTLY.
>> AREN'T YOU GOING TO APOLOGIZE
TO MY BUDDY LAZLO?
>> ME?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE HIM
LEAVE.
>> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY
BECAUSE I'M 3 SECONDS--
>> DUMMIER.
>> YOU'RE DUMMIER.
>> YOU'RE REALLY DUMMIER.
>> YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
>> REALLY, REALLY DUMMIER!
>> THAT'S IT!
I'M NOT EVER TALKING TO YOU
EVER AGAIN!
>> AND I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
EVER AGAIN!
>> FINE!
>> GOOD!
YOU OK?
>> UH-HUH.
THANKS.
>> ♪ DO WAH DA WAH
DO WAH DA WAH ♪
♪ DO WAH DA WAH
DO WAH DA WAH
DO WAH DA WAH ♪
>> YEAH!
YEAH!
HE HE HE!
>> ♪ DO WAH DA WAH WAH
>> MISSION CONTROL TO LUMPUS
3,000.
ARE YOU READY TO LAUNCH?
>> YES, MISSION CONTROL.
>> READY TO LAUNCH.
>> CAPTAIN LAZLO TO ENGINEER
CLAM.
IGNITE THRUSTERS IN 5, 4,
3, 2, 1!
>> THRUSTERS!
>> [CHEERING]
>> HI, LAZZBERRIES.
BUDDY?
>> OH, HEY THERE, SKIP.
WHAT'S UP?
>> I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH
YOU.
>> UM, OK.
WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER CHIP?
>> I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HIM.
>> OH.
WELL, WE'RE PLAYING ROCKET SHIP.
HOP ON.
>> HOP ON WHAT?
>> THE ROCKET SHIP.
>> WHAT ROCKET SHIP?
>> OUR TOTEM POLE.
>> THAT'S A TOTEM POLE.
>> YES, I KNOW THAT, BUT WE'RE
PRETENDING IT'S A ROCKET SHIP.
>> OH, THEN WHERE'S THE
TOTEM POLE?
>> LET'S JUST PLAY ALREADY.
SKIP, YOU CAN BE THE ENGINEER
INSTEAD OF CLAM.
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> CREW OF THE LUMPUS 3,000 IS
NOW READY TO LAUNCH.
>> READY TO LAUNCH!
>> OK, ENGINEER SKIP, IGNITE
THRUSTERS IN 5--
>> AAH!
>> LIKE THAT?
HELLO?
GUYS?
WHERE'D THEY GO?
>> THE CREW OF THE LUMPUS 3,000
HAS CRASH LANDED ON A STRANGE
AND DESOLATE PLANET.
THEY CAUTIOUSLY FAN OUT TO
LOCATE CALORIC SUSTENANCE OR
THEY WILL PERISH.
>> HI, LAZZIE, PAL.
>> OH, HI, CHIP.
WHERE'S YOUR--
>> I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM.
I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
COOL ROCKET SHIP, RAJ.
CRASH LANDED?
>> YES, ACTUALLY.
GOOD IMAGINATION.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
>> SURE.
>> SO THE CREW OF THE LUMPUS
3,000 FAN OUT TO SEARCH FOR FOOD
WHEN SUDDENLY THEY STUMBLE UPON
A DEADLY NEST OF...
SPACE MOSQUITOES.
>> AAH!
>> CHIP, THEY'RE NOT REAL!
>> THEY'RE SUCKING MY BRAIN
JUICES!
QUICK, RAJ, SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR
PHOTON DISK!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> MY EYEBALLS ARE SHRIVELING!
IT BURNS!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> LAZZBERRIES?
WHERE ARE YOU?
HEY, LOG, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
GOING.
LAZZBERRIES, YOU IN HERE?
LAZZBERRIES!
LAZZIE, PAL!
HEY, ROCK, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
GOING.
LAZZIE!
HELLO!
>> JUST LOOK AT THEM.
THEY BELONG TOGETHER,
DON'T THEY?
>> CERTAINLY, AS LONG AS THEY
DON'T BELONG TO US.
IT'S LIKE WE NEED TO MATCH THEM
WITH 2 MORE DUNG BEETLES TO
MAKE THEM RIGHT AGAIN.
>> YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
>> I AM?
>> BRILLIANT!
>> COME ON.
TIME TO MAKE A FEW NEW DUNG
BEETLE FRIENDS.
>> I'VE GOT ENOUGH DUNG BEETLE
FRIENDS ALREADY, THANK YOU!
>> LAZZBERRIES!
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR
YOU, BUDDY.
>> OH, HEY, SKIP.
>> LAZLO, WHY DIDN'T YOUR LIPS
MOVE?
>> OVER HERE.
>> OH.
>> I SEE YOU'VE MET MY NEW BUDDY
SHAZLO.
>> NEW BUDDY?
>> YEP, HE'S MY PERFECT MATCH.
>> PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
WOW.
I WISH I COULD MEET MY PERFECT
MATCH.
>> SAY NO MORE, SKIP, BECAUSE
NOW YOU CAN.
>> I CAN?
HOW?
"BUDDY MATCH INSTANT FRIEND
SERVICE."
UM, HELLO?
>> HELLO, SKIP.
ARE YOU HERE FOR YOUR BUDDY
MATCH?
>> UH, YEAH.
HOW DID YOU--
>> JUST SIGN IN HERE.
YOU MAY NOT WANT TO USE YOUR
REAL NAME.
A LOT OF OUR CLIENTS PREFER
TO BE MORE DISCREET.
>> OH, RIGHT, DISCREET.
>> ALL RIGHT, KIP.
YOU'RE ALL SET.
DOWN THE HALL TO THE RIGHT.
OH, AND WE'RE OVERBOOKED TODAY,
SO YOU WILL BE SHARING YOUR
APPOINTMENT WITH ANOTHER CLIENT.
GOOD LUCK!
>> IN HERE, KIP.
>> OH, HI.
>> HAVE A SEAT.
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, AREN'T YOU--
>> SHAZLO, THAT'S RIGHT.
THIS IS DIP.
>> HI, DIP.
>> HI, KIP.
>> THIS IS THE PROFILING SECTION
OF THE SERVICE.
QUESTION NUMBER 1.
HOW TALL ARE YOU?
>> UH, 6'1".
>> ME, TOO.
>> HMM, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
YOU ARE BOTH THE SAME HEIGHT.
>> YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> NEAT.
>> PART 2 IS A SAMPLING
PORTION OF THE BUDDY MATCH
PROGRAM.
HERE YOU WILL GET A SIDE BY SIDE
COMPARISON OF POTENTIAL BUDDY
CANDIDATES TO HELP YOU MAKE YOUR
FINAL CHOICE.
>> EXCUSE ME, SHAZLO, WE'RE ONE
CANDIDATE SHORT.
DO YOU MIND FILLING IN, DIP?
>> OH, SURE.
>> OK, SEND HIM IN.
KIP, YOU JUST SPEAK UP WHEN YOU
SEE SOMEONE YOU THINK WOULD BE
A GOOD BUDDY TO YOU.
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, YES, YES,
VERY GOOD.
WELL?
NO, OK, NEXT.
FAMILIAR LOOKING CHAP, RIGHT?
REMIND YOU OF ANYONE, KIP?
YOU SURE?
>> YEP.
>> OK...
NEXT.
AND THERE'S OUR LAST CANDIDATE.
>> THAT'S HIM, OFFICER!
THAT'S THE GUY WHO STOLE
MY KINDNESS!
STOP HIM!
LOOK OUT, DIP!
HE'S COMING FOR YOU!
>> AND THIS IN HERE IS OUR
FITNESS PORTION OF OUR BUDDY
MATCH PROGRAM.
RIGHT AFTER THIS IS OUR
GRADUATION CEREMONY.
>> HEY, KIP.
>> HELLO, DIP.
DID YOU MEET YOUR PERFECT BUDDY
MATCH YET?
>> NO, YOU?
>> NOPE.
THEY SAID THEY FOUND HIM, BUT I
DON'T KNOW.
>> SAME HERE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS JUST
THINKING?
>> I THINK YOU WERE THINKING
THAT YOU AND I WOULD MAKE THE
PERFECT BUDDY MATCH.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS
THINKING.
>> SEE?
>> WOW.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT GRADUATION?
>> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO
CELEBRATE THE SACRED BUDDY
MATCHES OF KIP AND CLEM AND DIP
AND SIMPSON.
BEFORE WE BEGIN, IS THERE ANYONE
HERE THAT OBJECTS TO THE BUDDY
MATCHES HERE BEFORE US TODAY?
>> WAIT!
I DO!
>> I DO, TOO!
>> WHAT?
>> [GASPS]
>> THIS IS ALL WRONG.
SIMPSON ISN'T MY PERFECT BUDDY!
KIP IS!
>> AND DIP IS MY BUDDY!
>> WE'RE BUDDIES.
>> OH.
>> WELL, WHO AM I TO STAND IN
THE WAY OF 2 TRUE FRIENDS.
DIP, DO YOU TAKE KIP TO BE YOUR
BEST BUDDY?
>> I DO.
>> AND KIP, DO YOU TAKE DIP
TO BE YOUR BEST BUDDY?
>> I DO.
>> THEN BY THE FRIEND IN ME, I
NOW PRONOUNCE YOU BEST BUDDIES.
YOU MAY NOW FISH TOGETHER.
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> YOU NEED TO SIGN THE BUDDY
CERTIFICATE.
WHAT BUDDY NAMES WILL YOU
BE TAKING?
>> OH, WE HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT
OF THAT.
HOW ABOUT SKIP, AND YOU COULD
BE CHIP.
>> HEY, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>> GOOD LUCK.
>> HMM, CHIP.
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>> SKIP IS PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
IT'S LIKE I KNOW THAT NAME.
[BELL DINGS]
>> HEY!
WE ARE CHIP AND SKIP!
>> MY BUDDY.
>> MY BROTHER.
>> [YELLING]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
>> [YELLS]
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
PIZZA, FRENCH FRY.
>> OH!
>> PIZZA, FRENCH FRY!
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