>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L
>> A
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> YODEL-AI-EE ♪
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>> UH, AHH--
>> [MOTOR NOISES]
BEEP, BEEP!
PSSH.
LAZLO BUS LINES NOW BOARDING FOR
HORSE PLAY, NORTH DAKOTA,
WHOOPEE, ILLINOIS,
AND JOLLY, IDAHO.
ALL ABOARD!
>> CHIP?
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING IN THE
DISTANCE?
I'M TOO BORED TO FOCUS THAT FAR.
>> COME ON, SCOUTS, WHERE'S YOUR
CAMP SPIRIT?
>> [SNORES]
>> OH, NO.
I HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD
HAPPEN.
CAMP KIDNEY HAS LOST ITS SPIRIT.
CHA-CHING, PSSH.
CHANGE OF DESTINATION, EXPRESS
BUS TO FIND CAMP SPIRIT.
MEEP, MEEP!
>> WHY CAN'T THAT MONKEY JUST BE
BORED AND SPIRITLESS LIKE THE
REST OF US?
I BET HE'S MARCHING OFF ON SOME
MISSION THAT'LL HOG ALL OF
LUMPUS' ATTENTION.
WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA EDGE ME OUT
THIS TIME.
>> MEEP, MEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BE-BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEE-BEEP, BEE-BEEP--EXCUSE ME,
SCOUTMASTER LUM--
>> SLINKMAN!
I SPECIFICALLY FILED MYSELF
UNDER "S" FOR SLEEP, AND I KNEW
THIS BALLOON WAS A BAD IDEA.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?
>> THESE PICTURES YOU DROPPED.
DIPLOMAT DUCK, DISCO OCTOPUS,
WHO ARE THESE SCOUTS?
>> OH, THESE COSTUMED DERELICTS.
THEY'RE PAST CAMP KIDNEY
MASCOTS.
>> COOL.
WHAT'S A MASCOT?
>> YOU KNOW, A MASCOT.
THEY DRESS UP RIDICULOUSLY AND
THEY COMPETE WITH OTHER MASCOTS,
YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING.
>> OH, OH, OH, OH!
CAN I BE THE NEW MASCOT?
PLEASE, ME--
>> HOLD ON THERE.
WHY DOES THIS PRIMATE GET TO
AUTOMATICALLY BE CAMP MASCOT?
WHY NOT ME?
I'M...
LOADED WITH CAMP SPIRIT.
>> OH, GEE, YOU BOTH DESERVE IT.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A CONTEST OUT
OF IT?
>> A CONTEST?
YEAH!
THAT'S GREAT!
I'LL BE THE CANDY,
AND I'LL BE THE FUDGE,
AND YOU, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
YOU'LL BE THE JUDGE!
>> AH, HA--WHAT?
OH, NO YOU DON'T.
AND YOU'LL BE THE JUDGE.
>> AND I'LL BE THE JUDGE!
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS, MANDATORY
AUDITIONS FOR CAMP MASCOT ARE
BEING HELD NOW IN THE ACTIVITY
AREA.
>> TALLYHO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> I'M THE JUDGE.
>> OK, HERE'S YOUR WATER, JUDGE.
>> WHY, THANK YOU.
I JUDGE THIS WATER TO BE
EXCELLENT.
>> OH, BROTHER.
>> FIRST UP ARE DAVE AND
PING-PONG,
THE LIVING CLOTHESLINE.
>> WE GOT THE NECK.
>> WE GOT THE NOSE.
>> WE GOT THE CLEANEST
BEAN SCOUT CLOTHES.
GIVE US A "C"!
>> SERIOUSLY, GIVE US A "C".
WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
>> NEXT UP IS SAMSON THE PEPPY
PENGUIN.
>> COMING!
OH, UH, OH, UH.
[MUMBLING]
OK.
BOOM, CHAKA LAKA LAKA,
BOOM.
BOOM CHAKA LAKA LAKA,
LAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA, BOOM!
LAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA,
LAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA, BOOM!
OH.
>> AND UP NOW IS CHIP AND SKIP
WITH THEIR MASCOT TRIBUTE TO
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> RIGHT.
>> WHERE'S YOUR MASCOT COSTUME?
>> YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT IT.
>> IT'S A GOOD TRY, SCOUTS, BUT
YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR COSTUME
A LITTLE BIGGER IF YOU WANT US
TO SEE IT.
>> I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR INDEX
FINGER AND NOT YOUR PINKY.
>> UP NEXT IS SOMEONE BY THE
NAME OF--THE DUKE OF LICE?
>> AH, HA HA HA HA HA.
GIVE ME AN ITCH,
GIVE ME A SCRATCH,
I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD,
I COME IN A BATCH,
I'M THE LICE, STOOK THE LICE,
STOOK THE DUKE OF THE LICE.
I'VE GOT SPIRIT,
BUT I AIN'T TOO NICE.
[GROWLS]
[CRICKET CHIRPS]
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY CHEERING?
OH, WAIT, MY FINALE.
I FORGOT TO DO MY FINALE,
THE LICE CANNON!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> OK, THANK YOU, EDWARD.
NEXT.
AND NOW OUR LAST CONTESTANTS,
RAJ AND CLAM, AS THE JUMPING
BEANS.
>> ONE CORNMEAL TORTILLA.
HOLA, COMPADRES!
ARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA-RIBA,
ARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA.
>> ARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA.
HOORAY!
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
AI, YAI YAI YAI,
AI, YAI YAI YAI YAI.
>> HOW MANY COSTUME CHANGES ARE
THEY ALLOWED?
>> YEAH!
>> THAT WAS GREAT, RAJ.
>> YAH!
AND THE COSTUME DOES NOT EVEN
GIVE ME HEARTBURN.
>> [CLEARS THROAT]
I KNOW THAT THE WINNER WON'T BE
ANNOUNCED UNTIL TOMORROW, BUT
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT RAJ AND CLAM
ARE THE WINNERS.
[SIGHS]
SO, I'M THROWING A
CONGRATULATIONS PARTY IN THE
MARSHMALLOW SHACK TONIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL INVITED.
>> NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
SPORTSMANSHIP.
>> DIRTY DUKE OF LICE!
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD
HOLD PARTIES IN THE MARSHMALLOW
SHACK, YOU KNOW, IT IS USUALLY
OFF-LIMITS.
>> HERE WE ARE.
WE'RE HERE TO PARTY.
HELLO?
>> UM, MAYBE WE'RE EARLY?
>> WHY DON'T YOU TURN AROUND AND
GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.
>> HUH?
>> YOU KNOW, ILLEGALLY
TRESPASSING IN THE MARSHMALLOW
SHACK IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
PUNISHABLE BY EXPULSION.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK LUMPUS
WOULD SAY IF HE SAW THIS?
>> OH!
>> THIS IS NOT GOOD.
>> NEITHER IS DRAWING.
>> YOU WANT US TO GET IN
TROUBLE?
>> OH, NO, THAT'S WHY I'M
WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL.
I'LL FORGET THIS WHOLE THING
EVER HAPPENED, IF YOU AGREE TO
ONE SMALL THING, LIKE...
I'M THE NEW MASCOT.
ME, ME, ME!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA.
WE WOULDN'T WANT THIS
ACCIDENTALLY ENDING UP IN
LUMPUS' OFFICE, NOW WOULD WE?
SEE YOU AT THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> I'M NOT LETTING HIM DO THIS.
YOU GUYS WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
>> BUT HE HAS A DRAWING!
BEING MASCOT IS NOT WORTH
RISKING GETTING EXPELLED FROM
CAMP.
>> BAD DRAWING.
>> HEY--
>> WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS CRAZY, IS WHAT IT IS.
>> THERE'S NOTHING CRAZY HERE.
EVERYTHING IS AS IT SHOULD BE.
THE BEST SCOUT DID WIN.
CAMP KIDNEY, MEET YOUR NEW
MASCOT.
THE DUKE OF LICE.
NO ONE GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN LIKE
I DO.
>> OOH, I'LL SAY.
>> BAD DRAWING.
>> AHH.
OH, LOOK AT THAT, CAMP KIDNEY'S
GOT A NEW MASCOT.
WHO THE HECK IS EDWARD?
>> ME!
ME, I'M EDWARD.
I'M THE NEW MASCOT, ME.
THE NEW MASCOT REPORTING FOR
DUTY, SIR, WHAT'S MY FIRST
ASSIGNMENT?
>> OK, OK, BRING YOUR CUTE
COSTUME TO MADISON SQUIRREL
GARDEN AT ACORN FLATS TOMORROW
AT NOON FOR YOUR FIRST
COMPETITION.
>> MADISON SQUIRREL GARDEN!
YEAH ME!
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME
TO MADISON SQUIRREL GARDEN.
>> UM, LAZLO?
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING HERE?
>> I THINK THIS IS WHERE THE
SQUIRREL SCOUT MASCOT AND OUR
MASCOT PLAY A FUN GAME TOGETHER.
>> OH, A GAME?
>> I'M JUST BUMMED IT'S NOT THE
JUMPING BEANS PLAYING OUT THERE
TODAY.
>> BAD DRAWING.
>> ANY FINAL INSTRUCTIONS?
>> YEAH, WATCH YOUR BACK.
>> LET'S HAVE A BIG WELCOME TO
CAMP KIDNEY'S NEWEST MASCOT,
EDWARD THE DUKE OF LICE!
>> YEAH!
>> OH, YEAH, THEY'RE CHEERING
ME!
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU LOVE ME, WOO!
>> AND HIS OPPONENT IN BATTLE--
>> BATTLE, WHAT BATTLE?
>> THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS' OLD,
UNDEFEATED MASCOT CHAMPION,
MS. MUCUS!
>> SOMEBODY HELP ME!
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE,
I AM NOT THE MASCOT!
NO, NO, PLEASE, DON'T--
>> HO-HUM, PEEL THESE GRAPES,
WILL YOU, SLINKMAN?
>> AAH!
AAH!
>> THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FUN
GAME.
>> AAH!
>> SHOULD WE HELP HIM?
>> UH, WELL...
WHEN I CAN'T DECIDE ON
SOMETHING, I ALWAYS MAKE A LIST.
>> MAKE LIST.
>> WE'LL DO PROS AND CONS TO
HELPING EDWARD.
>> AAH!
>> [GROWLS]
>> OK, THE LIST IS DONE.
>> HOW DID WE DO?
>> WELL, LOTS OF REASONS NOT TO
HELP EDWARD.
>> BAD DRAWING?
>> YEAH, GOT HIM THERE.
>> LET'S READ THE REASONS TO
HELP HIM.
>> OK, EDWARD IS A BEAN SCOUT.
>> IS THAT IT?
>> YUP.
>> STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE,
PLATYPUS BOY.
>> [CRYING]
>> IF WE WANT TO SAVE CAMP
SPIRIT AND EDWARD, THAT MAY BE
THE BEST REASON YET.
>> SAVE THE DUKE OF LICE.
>> SAVE THE DUKE OF LICE!
>> SAVE EDWARD!
>> [GROWLS]
>> OVER HERE!
OVER HERE, AHORA!
>> OH, UH.
>> WAIT RIGHT HERE.
AAH!
>> THE LIVING CLOTHESLINE.
>> UH!
>> HEAVY PENGUIN TO THE RESCUE!
AAH!
UH!
AAH!
>> HEY, LAZLO.
IS THIS MASCOT BIG ENOUGH?
>> [GROWLS]
>> BOY IS THAT THING UGLY.
>> [SNORTS]
COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN.
>> HOW ABOUT LIKE A LICE DUKE?
>> CANNON.
LICE CANNON.
>> AAH!
>> YEAH!
>> WAY TO GO, YEAH!
>> WELL, THERE GOES OUR CAMP
SPIRIT.
>> JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR.
>> WAY TO GO, EDWARD.
YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESTORED
CAMP KIDNEY'S SPIRIT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT BEIN' A
MASCOT IS ALL ABOUT.
>> NICE GOIN', POLLIWOG.
YOU'RE THE FIRST MASCOT EVER TO
SURVIVE.
MAYBE NEXT WEEK WHEN WE MEET
CAMP PIRANHA I WON'T BET AGAINST
YOU.
SEE.
>> THANK YOU, SIR, I WILL BE
THERE WITH PRIDE, BECAUSE I'M
THE MASCOT, I'M THE MASCOT!
I'M THE MASCOT!
>> YUP, CAMP KIDNEY, THEY KNOW
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME DOWN
THERE.
BRR, BRR, BRRP.
HA HA, WOO, HAH.
OH, HE REALLY GOT ME GOOD THERE.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S ONE OF MY MANY PATENTED
DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.
TRICK IS TO LEAN INTO THE
SAUCE, LEAN INTO IT.
AH, OH, NO FAIR CALLIN' IN AIR
STRIKES.
OH, HA HA HA HA HA.
AH, LOOK AT ME, I AM A MESS,
HA HA HA HA HA.
>> [BLOWS HORN]
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