>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L
>> A
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT TO
CAMP AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> YODEL-AI-EE ♪
>> WELCOME TO CAMP KIDNEY'S
ANNUAL MERIT BADGE CEREMONY.
AND SINCE NO CAMPERS ACTUALLY
DID ANYTHING THIS SUMMER, WE'LL
CALL IT THE ALMOST MERIT BADGE
CEREMONY.
>> [CHEERING]
>> WHA--THE--OH.
>> SO, LET'S GET THINGS ROLLING
WITH THE JELLY BEAN CABIN.
>> [CHEERING]
>> LAZLO, IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY
USED CLEANING SUPPLIES TO SCRUB
DOWN YOUR CABIN, YOU MAY HAVE
EARNED THIS GOOD HOUSEKEEPING
BADGE.
ALMOST.
>> [CHEERING]
>> NEXT.
YOU GONNA CALL ME UP OR WHAT?
>> FINE, COME UP HERE, EDWARD.
EDWARD OF PINTO CABIN, FOR--
>> [CHEERING]
>> BADGES DELUXE.
>> WH--YAH--
>> YES, THANK YOU.
LOOK AT THESE.
>> WHOA-HO.
>> WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION
ABOUT?
>> IT APPEARS AS THOUGH EDWARD
HAS EARNED EVERY BADGE POSSIBLE.
>> SO, BIG DEAL.
>> WELL, IT IS A BIG DEAL,
BECAUSE THIS MEANS THAT EDWARD
WILL BE PROMOTED FROM BEAN SCOUT
TO TOMATO SCOUT.
>> TOMATO SCOUT?
POOR KID, YOU COULDN'T PAY ME
ENOUGH TO RELIVE THAT PROMOTION.
>> I'LL HAVE TO NOTIFY COMMANDER
HOO-HAH IMMEDIATELY.
TOMATO SCOUTS MUST BE APPROVED
BY HIM PERSONALLY.
>> WHAT IS IT WITH YOU,
SLINKMAN?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO,
HUH?
>> FOR THE VERY SAME DAY I GOT
MY MOTORCYCLE REPAIR BADGE,
I GOT MY MOUTH TO MOUTH
RESUSCITATION BADGE, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
>> OH, YEAH, BABY.
>> UH, EDWARD, COULD I HAVE A
WORD WITH YOU?
>> CERTAINLY, IF YOU FANS WILL
ALL EXCUSE ME.
>> YOUR TRANSFER TO TOMATO CAMP
HAS ALL BEEN ARRANGED.
HOO-HAH WILL BE HERE SHORTLY.
>> T-TOMATO CAMP?
W-W--
>> WELL, SURELY YOU KNEW THAT
EARNING ALL THOSE BADGES GETS
YOU PROMOTED TO TOMATO SCOUT.
>> I--WELL--I SURE, BUT WHAT'S
A TOMATO SCOUT AGAIN?
[HORN PLAYS]
>> WHICH ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS IS
EDWARD?
>> HOO-HAH, HOO-HAH, HOO-HAH,
HOO-HAH, HOO--HOO, AH.
>> HE'S RIGHT HERE, MR. HOO-HAH,
SIR.
>> [GULPS]
>> HMM...
I LIKE THIS KID.
SCOUTMASTER, GET MY LUGGAGE.
>> YES, SIR.
OH.
>> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE
YOUR NEW HOME, SON.
>> COMMANDER HOO-HAH, ABOUT YOUR
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT--
>> I'LL BE STAYING RIGHT HERE IN
THE SCOUTMASTER'S CABIN.
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> AHH, LET'S TAKE A SNEAK PEEK
AT THE GOOD LIFE AT TOMATO SCOUT
CAMP, AH, HA HA.
HIT THE LIGHTS!
AND...THERE SHE IS.
TOMATO SCOUT CAMP.
A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT WITH NO
DISTRACTIONS, WHERE EVERY MEAL
IS AN ALL YOU CAN EAT MEAL.
GRUEL, DIRT BRAN, AND COFFEE
GRINDS.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR,
BOY?
>> UH, I--UH--
>> EFFICIENT FACILITIES, ONLY
THE BEST.
AND THERE'S ALWAYS A PLACE TO
HANG OUT.
YOUR FIRST WEEK, YOU GET TO
RELAX, AND EAT BUGS, HA HA.
YOU ARRIVE AN EAGER YOUNG LAD,
BUT YOU LEAVE A HARDENED MAN,
READY FOR THE COLD, CRUEL WORLD.
OH, OH, THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
AH, THESE ARE SOME SNAPSHOTS I
TOOK AT LAST YEAR'S INITIATION.
BUT--AGA--YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT
UP.
>> WILL I--LIKE, HAVE TO, UH--
>> BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
IS THE PART I CAN'T SHOW YOU IN
MERE PICTURES.
IT'S THE WAY YOUR BLOOD WILL
RUSH IN LIKE A THOUSAND SINKING
SHIPS, OR IS IT ALL UP HERE?
THE MOST DANGEROUS, MINE FIELD
I KNOW.
TOMATO SCOUTS NEVER LEAVE THE
WAR ZONE!
SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
TOMATO SCOUT CAMP IN A NUTSHELL.
LAST CAMPER TO MAKE IT ALL THE
WAY USED FAKE BADGES.
WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT, SON?
>> NO!
>> I WOULD NEVER USE FAKE
BADGES.
>> GOOD.
I HAD TO SEND THAT LAST FAKER TO
CAMP SKULL CRUSH.
SO LET'S SEE YOU DEMONSTRATE
SOME OF THOSE MORE DIFFICULT
BADGE SKILLS FOR YOUR FELLOW
CAMPERS.
>> NOW?
>> WATCH AND LEARN, SCOUTS.
EDWARD HERE WILL DEMONSTRATE HIS
BUGLE BLOWING SKILLS BY PLAYING
"REVEILLE."
SCOUTMASTER!
GET THE SCOUT A BUGLE.
[BUGLE SQUEAKS]
>> COME ON, EDWARD, BLOW.
>> AH, HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT, BOY!
♪ MAGNI-FI-CO
STEADY, BOY, YOU'VE GOT THE
BADGE TO PROVE IT.
READY, TARGET?
>> UH, READY?
>> NOW, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE
TARGET.
CONCENTRATE...
BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.
FIRE!
>> YAH!
>> WHETHER IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE
OR IN A GOURMET KITCHEN, TOMATO
SCOUTS KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP
WITH THE SIMPLEST SPICIEST
INGREDIENTS, HA HA.
SHOW 'EM HOW YOU DO IT, SON!
>> UH, SURE, HEH HEH.
UH.
>> HMM, VERY INTERESTING INDEED.
SCOUTMASTER!
GET OVER HERE AND BE OUR TASTE
TESTER.
>> [GULPS]
[BELL DINGS]
[HORN BLOWS]
>> FINE SHOW, EDWARD, FINE SHOW.
AND AS FOR YOU, LUMPUS.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE DONE AN AMAZING JOB
WITH THIS YOUNG MAN.
>> M-M-ME?
>> IN FACT, YOU'VE CREATED SUCH
A FERTILE GARDEN FROM WHICH
RIPE, NEW TOMATO SCOUTS CAN BE
PLUCKED, THAT I PLAN ON COMING
BACK EACH AND EVERY WEEK FROM
NOW ON TO REAP THE CREAM OF THE
CROP.
>> SUPER.
>> AND AS FOR YOU, MY FINE,
FEATHERED FRIEND, YOU WILL LEAVE
FOR A NEW LIFE FIRST THING IN
THE MORNING.
HA HA HA!
>> OK.
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>> YES, SIR!
>> AT EASE, DUDES.
>> PHEW.
>> BEDTIME STORY, SLUG.
PRONTO!
>> COMING, SIR.
>> [SOBS]
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE A TOMATO
SCOUT.
I DON'T WANT TO EAT BUGS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN.
PLEASE, LUMPUS, YOU GOTTA HELP
ME.
>> HELP YOU?
BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR BADGES,
HOO-HAH'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE ME
ALONE.
>> [SOBS]
I DIDN'T EARN THE BADGES.
I ORDERED THEM FROM A COSTUME
SHOP.
I JUST WANTED TO IMPRESS THE
OTHER SCOUTS.
>> UH, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS JOB?
>> YOUR LIFE IS A LIE, TOO?
>> WELL, I WOULDN'T--
>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEND ME TO
CAMP SKULL CRUSH?
>> NOT IF YOU HELP ME GET RID OF
HOO-HAH.
>> DEAL.
>> NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS COME
UP WITH A PLAN.
HMM.
[CLOCK TICKING]
>> ANY SECOND NOW.
>> ANYTHING?
>> NOPE.
>> NOTHING.
>> NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL
THINKING.
WHY WASN'T IT I WHO WAS CHOSEN
TO BE A TOMATO SCOUT?
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING.
>> WELL, YOU MAY NOT SMELL OF
SUCCESS TODAY, BUT ONE DAY, YOU
WILL REEK OF IT, AND JOIN EDWARD
IN THE PURSUIT OF HARDCORE MAN
STUFF--
TOMATO-STYLE.
I LEAVE YOU WITH THOSE WORDS OF
INSPIRATION.
IT IS TIME TO GO, EDWARD.
EDWARD?
LUMPUS!
WHERE ARE THOSE TWO IDIOTS?
>> AAH!
>> HAH!
>> YAH!
>> AAH!
YEAH!
>> YEAH!
>> AAH!
INCOMING!
>> AAH!
>> HUH!
>> AAH!
[HORN PLAYS]
>> HOO-HAH.
>> [GROWLS]
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA!
BAH, HA HA HA!
OH, OH, HO, HO, YOU, HA HA HA!
AND YOU, HO, HO, YOU GOT ME.
GET OVER HERE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TOMATO PASTED IN
YEARS, HA HA HA.
>> THEN YOU'RE NOT MAD?
>> NOT AT ALL.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF
SPIRIT WE NEED UP AT TOMATO
SCOUT CAMP.
AFTER YOU, EDWARD.
[HUMS MARCH TUNE]
AND AWAY WE GO.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME?
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS
ANYMORE.
SORRY.
>> OH.
>> THIS IS A PROUD MOMENT.
SEE YOU IN A WEEK!
>> WAIT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
>> WHAT IS IT NOW?
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE TO
EDWARD.
FROM ALL OF US KIDNEY BEANS,
TO OUR HERO.
WE'LL MISS YOU, EDWARD.
>> YOU--YOU MADE IT?
FOR ME?
>> WHO'S EDWARD?
>> OH, BROTHER.
CAN WE JU--
>> [SNIFFS]
>> HEY!
WHAT IS THIS?
A TEAR?
TOMATO SCOUTS DON'T CRY!
YOU SEE, OUR TEAR DUCTS ARE
SHRIVELED UP FROM DISUSE.
YOU'RE NO TOMATO SCOUT!
YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF
THESE LOSERS.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS CAMP
COULD NEVER PRODUCE A REAL
TOMATO SCOUT.
>> YEAH!
>> [CHEERING]
>> HOLD IT.
NOW THAT YOU'VE RUINED EVERY
TOMATO IN CAMP, I WON'T BE ABLE
TO MAKE MY FAMOUS TOMATO
SURPRISE THIS SUMMER!
>> [CHEERING]
>> SLINKMAN, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> YOU AND EDWARD JUST GAVE
HOO-HAH THE BIGGEST TOMATO
PASTING I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> ME AND THE PLATYPUS THINGY?
>> YES, SIR.
>> I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE.
>> YOU WERE, SIR.
>> I WAS?
>> PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A
LITTLE NAP, SIR.
>> YUP, CAMP KIDNEY, THEY KNOW
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME DOWN
THERE.
BRR, BRR, BRRP.
HA HA, WOO, HAH.
OH, HE REALLY GOT ME GOOD THERE.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S ONE OF MY MANY PATENTED
DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.
TRICK IS TO LEAN INTO THE
SAUCE, LEAN INTO IT.
AH, OH, NO FAIR CALLIN' IN AIR
STRIKES.
OH, HA HA HA HA HA.
AH, LOOK AT ME, I AM A MESS,
HA HA HA HA HA.
>> [BLOWS HORN]
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