[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> [SNORING]
>> [WHEEZING]
[SNORT, SNORT]
MY HEALTH BUDDIES!
ARE YOU ALL HERE?!
OH, OH!
LET'S SEE!
EYEBALL BUDDY,
ASTHMA BUDDY,
ALLERGY BUDDY,
FOOT FUNGUS BUDDY.
WAIT!
WHERE'S MY SKIN RASH BUDDY?!
OH!
THERE YOU ARE.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK YOU
GUYS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS.
PRETTY SILLY, HUH?
HA HA HA.
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> I HEARD IT, TOO.
>> I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN
THE CABIN WITH US.
>> GUYS, IT'S ME.
>> OH!
SORRY, SAMPSON.
GUESS WE DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
>> DIDN'T SEE ME?!
>> YEAH.
SOMETIMES YOU KIND OF BLEND IN
WITH THE BACKGROUND.
>> BUT, DON'T WORRY,
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
>> GUYS,
YOU'RE TALKING TO MY LAUNDRY
HAMPER.
>> SORRY, SAMPSON.
>> OH, THAT'S OK.
HA HA HA HA.
I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL
'EM THEY DO IT EVERY MORNING.
OK, EVERYBODY,
SEE YOU IN ONE HOUR.
I BETTER HURRY OR I'LL MISS
CANOE CLUB!
[PANTING]
HERE I AM!
THEY LEFT WITHOUT ME?!
I SEE IT, BUT I DON'T
BELIEVE IT!
WELL, I HATE TO DO THIS,
BUT THEY LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
I'M GONNA WAIT RIGHT HERE UNTIL
THEY GET BACK!
AND WHEN THEY SEE ME SITTING
HERE, THEY'LL FEEL TERRIBLE!
>> SO, THEN I SAID, "HEY,
WHAT ARE CANOE PADDLES FOR IF
YOU CAN'T SNEEZE ON THEM?"
>> SOUNDS LOGICAL.
>> WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
>> WHAT A GREAT CANOE DAY.
>> I'LL SAY!
>> SUPER!
>> YEP.
>> FABULOUS.
>> STUPENDOUS.
>> [PANTING]
>> HEY, LOOK!
SOMETHING TO TIE OUR CANOE TO.
[WHISTLING]
>> NO MORE!
[STRAINING]
>> HEY, IT'S SAMPSON.
>> YES, IT'S SAMPSON!
SO NICE OF YOU TO REMEMBER!
[SOBBING]
>> NO PROBLEM, ROOMIE.
>> I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
[GASPING]
>> SAMPSON, THAT'S QUITE A GLARE
YOU'RE GIVING DAVE AND
PING-PONG.
>> I GUESS I'M PRETTY STEAMED.
>> WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
>> WELL, CANOE CLUB WAS MY IDEA.
AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED I WASN'T
THERE.
IT SEEMS LIKE I'M ALWAYS BEING
LEFT BEHIND, FORGOTTEN,
UNHEARD.
I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS
BREAKING.
[SNORT]
HEY, WHAT THE--
>> WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>> UM...
BREAKING...
>> YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SOMETHING BREAKING
OR BREAK IN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
CHEF McMUESLI'S JUNK FOOD VAULT.
I SAY WE BREAK IN TONIGHT.
>> YOU MEAN HIS SECRET STASH OF
CONFISCATED SNACK FOODS?
HO, HO!
COUNT ME IN.
>> I HAVE A QUESTION.
WHAT SHOULD WE WEAR?
>> SOMETHING NICE.
DAVE AND PING-PONG WILL BE
PHOTOGRAPHING THE EVENT FOR THE
CAMP KIDNEY YEARBOOK.
>> WOW!
THE YEARBOOK?!
OH, DEFINITELY COUNT ME IN!
>> WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN UP!
EVERYTHING WE'VE TRAINED FOR IS
RIGHT BELOW THESE CELLAR DOORS.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?!
>> WHEN DO WE TAKE THE YEARBOOK
PICTURE?
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK!
[ALARM BLARING]
>> AAGH!
>> WHOA!
>> HEY, CAMPERS.
SORRY ABOUT THE TRAP DOOR.
BUT, REMBER, ONLY JUNKHEADS
EAT JUNK FOOD.
>> HA HA HA HA HA.
SOME RIDE, HUH, FELLAS?!
NOW, WHEN DO WE TAKE THE
PICTURE?
>> WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR AND
PICTURES?
>> PICTURES ARE FOREVER!
>> UGH!
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S MAKE IT QUICK.
PING-PONG, YOU READY?
>> JUST ABOUT.
GATHER AROUND THE SHRUB TUNNEL.
SAY "CHEESE."
>> OH, OH!
WHOA.
WOW.
OH!
>> THIS YEARBOOK IS GONNA BE THE
BEST ONE YET!
>> I'LL SAY!
IN FACT,
MAYBE WE SHOULD CRACK ONE OF
THOSE BAD BOYS OPEN RIGHT NOW!
>> YOU'LL SEE IT IN THE MORNING
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
>> HA HA HA HA.
OK, FELLAS.
[SNORING]
I WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES OF...
[SNORE]
>> WHO IS THAT?
[COYOTE HOWLS]
>> I WANT TO SEE...
[SNORING]
>> [SNORING]
>> THE YEARBOOK!
AT LAST!
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF ME
FITTING IN!
LET'S SEE!
WHERE TO START?
HMM!
THERE'S THE GENIUS SOCIETY.
WELL.
THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.
OK, LET'S SEE, WHAT ABOUT THE...
THE WHINEY SICKLY GRAY FURRY
GUYS WITH GLASSES CLUB?
OH, BOY, I THOUGHT I'D BE IN
THAT ONE FOR SURE!
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NERD CLUB.
WAIT A MINUTE!
I WAS THERE THAT DAY!
GOOD THING I'M IN THE JUNK FOOD
HEIST CLUB PHOTO OR I MIGHT GO
CRAZY OR SOMETHING.
[GASPS]
THE GLARE FROM MY GLASSES!
>> WHO SAID THAT?
WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
>> SORRY, SAMPSON.
GUESS WE DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
>> [VOICES YELLING]
>> SO, NOBODY NOTICES SAMPSON,
HUH?!
I'LL GIVE 'EM PICTURES!
PICTURES ARE FOREVER!
[SNORING]
PICTURES...
OH.
HEALTH BUDDIES!
OH!
THERE YOU ARE.
LAST NIGHT, I DREAMT THE MOST
VID DREAM.
IT SEEMED SO REAL.
THAT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?
HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?
DAVE, PING-PONG?
GUYS?
HELLO?
>> [MURMURING]
>> HEY, FELLAS!
IS THAT THE NEW YEARBOOK?
>> [MUTTERING]
>> [CLAMORING]
>> HEY, EVERYBODY.
>> [BOOING]
>> WELL, I'VE HEARD OF THROWING
THE BOOK AT PEOPLE, BUT THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
RIDICULOUS--THIS YEARBOOK!
>> AM I IN IT?
>> IN IT?
YOU'RE ON IT.
YOU'RE ALL OVER IT.
>> OH, BOY.
OH.
OH!
OOH, NOT BAD.
>> YOU'RE EVEN WHERE THE ADS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE.
>> SO, IT WASN'T A DREAM?
>> POOR SAMPSON.
NOBODY NOTICES YOU.
THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A
NAME, BUT YOU DON'T SEE HIM
HIJACKING YEARBOOKS!
>> YEAH!
>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK
EITHER.
>> HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S A FEW PICTURES?
CAN'T WE JUST FORGET THE WHOLE
THING?
>> THE ONLY THING WE WANT TO
FORGET IS YOU!
>> OH.
NOW THE ONLY THING I'LL BE
REMEMBERED FOR IS BEING A JERK.
NOT EVEN MY HEALTH BUDDIES CAN
HELP ME NOW.
AAH
COMFORT FOOD.
[DOOR SLAMS OPEN]
>> HEY!
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
>> WHAT?
THIS OLD THING?
I GOT IT FROM THE JUNK FOOD
VAULT.
>> [GASPS]
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> NO ONE CAN GET PAST THAT
SECURITY SYSTEM!
>> WHAT SECURITY SYSTEM?
I JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH...
JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
>> [GASPS]
>> SHOW US.
>> OK.
BUT THEN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
MAKING UP FOR THE WHOLE YEARBOOK
THING.
[OWL HOOTING]
>> PAH!
GOOD LUCK GETTING PAST THE
TRAP DOOR.
WHAT GIVES?!
>> LOOK!
HIS ORTHOPEDIC SHOES DIDN'T
TRIGGER THE SENSORS.
GO, SAMPSON!
>> HE'LL NEVER GET PAST
McMUESLI'S SECURITY CAMERAS.
>> [STAMMERING]
OH!
>> [WHISTLING]
>> [GASPS]
WHAT'S HIS NAME IS IN THE
WHAT-A-MA-CALL-IT.
>> NOBODY'S EVER MADE IT TO THE
CELLAR BEFORE!
>> [WHEEZING]
OH!
COME ON.
DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE ASTHMA,
YOU STUPID INHALER?!
>> HE'LL NEVER GET PAST THE
LASERS.
>> IT'S AS IF THE LASER BEAMS
WERE COMPLETELY IGNORING HIS
EXISTENCE.
>> HE'S DEFINITELY NOT BREAKING
INTO THE SAFE.
[KLAXON BLARES]
>> [GASPS]
THE SAFE!
>> YAY, SAMPSON!
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> CHEF McMUESLI!
>> NOT SO FAST!
WHERE YOU GOING, JUNKHEAD?
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
>> [CHEERING]
>> HEAD RUSH!
>> WILL YOU SIGN MY YEARBOOK?!
>> SURE!
>> SAMPSON.
HUH.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> EDWARD...
DON'T YOU THINK WE OWE SAMPSON
AN APOLOGY?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, LAZLO.
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO A
GOOD FRIEND.
HE'S HAD A LONG AND BUMPY ROAD
HERE AT CAMP KIDNEY, BUT HE'S
FINALLY FOUND HIS PLACE AMONG
US.
3 CHEERS FOR SAMPSON,
CAMP KIDNEY'S MOST UNNOTICEABLE
CAMPER!
>> HIP, HIP, HURRAY!
HIP, HIP, HURRAY!
>> UH, HEY, FELLAS,
THAT'S NOT A...
OH, NERTS!
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>> OH, NERTS!