[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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>> [REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS!
LEFT, LEFT,
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!
LEFT, LEFT,
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!
GARGLE, GARGLE,
SWISH, SWISH, SPIT!
LEFT, LEFT,
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
>> LEFT, LEFT,
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
LEFT, LEFT!
>> AAH!
LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.
[REVEILLE PLAYS WEAKLY]
WHAT IN TARNATION?!
>> AAGH!
OH!
I'M UP!
I'M UP ALREADY!
[MUTTERING]
>> UH-OH.
[RINGING]
TIME'S UP, CAMP KIDNEY.
[GROWLS]
YES, COMMANDER HOO-HA, THIS IS
AN ANONYMOUS CALLER WITH--
>> [MUFFLED VOICE]
>> YES, THAT ANONYMOUS CALLER.
I'M DEMANDING THAT CAMP KIDNEY
BE CLOSED!
>> [MUFFLED YELLING]
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST
UNFIT, UNCOORDINATED SLAB OF
REJECT SCOUTS WHO EVER DONNED A
UNIFORM!
AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT DOWN CAMP
KIDNEY, I'LL REPORT THEIR
INEPTITUDE TO THE BIG BEAN
HIMSELF!
>> [GROAN]
[MUFFLED YELLING]
[MUTTERING]
>> WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU'RE
BLOCKING MY SUN.
BEAT IT.
HEY!
ATTENTION!
SCOUT COMMANDER ON DECK!
>> AT EASE, SCOUTMASTER.
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
FRONT AND CENTER, SCOUTS,
PRONTO!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
>> HA HA!
THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT,
HOO-HA.
HA HA HA HA HA.
GO AHEAD AND TELL 'EM YOUR
ANNOUNCEMENT.
AHEM, AHEM.
AS YOU KNOW,
CAMP KIDNEY IS THE MOST UNFIT,
UNCOORDINATED SLAB OF REJECT
SCOUTS TO EVER DON A UNIFORM.
SO, NOW I'M CLOSING IT DOWN,
HUMPTY LUMPTY, AND I ONLY NEED
YOU TO SIGN THIS BECAUSE I ENJOY
WATCHING YOU SQUIRM AND SWEAT!
I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
DUH.
CLOSE CAMP KIDNEY?!
GEE WILLICKERS.
BOO HOO!
HA HA, SUCKERS!
IT'S OVER!
SIGN THE ORDER.
THAT'S IT!
UH-OH!
OH, GREAT!
GOING TO SHARPEN A PENCIL.
HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO'S THIS?
COME ON, KID.
LET IT GO.
IT'S OVER.
WHAT?
GIVE ME A BREAK!
NO!
WAIT!
HOO-HA, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
SLUG, WHERE ARE YOU?!
FINALLY!
NO!
AAGH!
[GROANS]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> OH, HI, MISS MUCUS.
HOO-HA HERE WAS JUST ABOUT TO
CLOSE CAMP KIDNEY.
>> AND YOU WERE GONNA SIGN,
LUMPITY, RIGHT?
>> WRONG.
WE'RE GONNA GET THESE CAMPERS IN
SHAPE.
THEY'VE AGREED TO TAKE THE
ANNUAL SCOUT FITNESS TEST TO
PROVE THEY'RE A CAMP WORTHY OF
THE SCOUTING WORLD.
>> I THOUGHT FITNESS WOULD BE
FUN, AND CAMP KIDNEY IS ALL
ABOUT FUN!
>> YOU LOSERS COULDN'T PASS A
FITNESS TEST FOR FLEAS!
>> LOVELY BUTTERFLY.
>> HMM.
PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CLOSE CAMP
KIDNEY.
>> OK.
>> UNLESS...
YOU WERE TO COACH THEM.
SQUIRREL SCOUTS ARE ALWAYS IN
TIP-TOP SHAPE, MISS MUCUS.
SURELY YOU COULD DO THE SAME FOR
THESE BEANS.
DOES THAT SOUND FAIR,
SCOUTMASTER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
OK.
CAN I PUT MY PANTS ON?
>> SLUGMAN, LEND HER THE KEYS TO
THE BUS SO SHE CAN HAUL THIS
LOAD TO ACORN FLATS FOR SOME
REAL SCOUTING.
I'VE GOT A GOLF GAME TOMORROW
AFTERNOON, SO LET'S DO THIS
FITNESS THING FIRST THING IN THE
MORNING, LADIES.
FETCH MY CLUBS, SLUGMAN.
>> YES, SIR.
IT'S SLINKMAN, SIR--
NEVER MIND.
>> [GRUMBLING]
STUPID BEANS.
[MUTTERING]
>> IT CERTAINLY IS NICE OF
MISS MUCUS TO HELP US PASS OUR
FITNESS TEST.
>> EXCUSE ME, MISS MUCUS,
THANKS FOR HELPING US PASS OUR
FITNESS TEST.
FITNESS CAN BE FUN!
>> HA HA HA HA.
YOU WANT FUN?
TRY PASSING THAT FITNESS TEST
AFTER I ROLLER COASTER AND
COTTON CANDY YOU TILL YOU DROP.
THAT'S RIGHT, BEANS,
FITNESS IS FUN!
>> [CHEERING]
>> I'M EATING SEAFOOD.
SEE MY FOOD?!
AAGH!
>> [CHEERING]
>> [SCREAMING]
>> [LAUGHING]
>> WHOA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AH, HA HA HA HA!
>> HOW'S THAT FITNESS COURSE
COMING, LUMPUS?
>> ALMOST FINISHED, SIR.
>> NICE SHOT, SIR.
>> THANK YOU, SLUGMAN.
>> SLINKMAN, SIR.
>> YOU'VE GOT 5 MINUTES, LUMPUS.
I'M TEEING OFF AT NOON.
>> ALL DONE--WHOA!
>> AH, YES.
VERY GOOD.
FINE OBSTACLE COURSE FOR YOUNG
SCOUTS TO TEST THEIR SKILLS.
MISS MUCUS, ARE THOSE SCOUTS
READY TO GO?!
>> READY TO GO, COMMANDER!
THEY'RE READY TO GO, ALL RIGHT.
>> [GROANING]
>> SO,
DO WE ALL STILL THINK FITNESS IS
FUN?!
>> [CHEERING]
>> YEAH, FITNESS FUN!
FUN!
>> READY FOR MORE FUN,
MISS MUCUS.
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT STAYING UP
ALL NIGHT AT A CARNIVAL WOULD BE
THE PERFECT EXERCISE REGIMENT
FOR OUR SCOUTING SKILLS?!
>> ALL RIGHT, CAMP KIDNEY,
TIME TO SLOG 1,500 YARDS THROUGH
A MAZE OF RANDOMLY-PLACED LUMBER
AND BOG SLIMES SO YOU CAN EARN
YOUR CAMP BACK!
>> SO, LET'S GO.
>> ON YOUR MARK.
GET SET--
>> HOLD IT!
>> OH!
WHAT IS IT NOW?!
>> UH, JUST A LITTLE EXTRA
CREDIT FITNESS FOR A FEW SPECIAL
CASES.
HA HA HA HA.
>> WELL, HURRY IT UP.
>> EXTRA CREDIT FUN!
>> CREDIT FUN!
>> MISS MUCUS, WHAT KIND OF FUN
FITNESS EXTRA CREDIT IS THIS
ANYWAY?
>> IT'S THE INESCAPABLE DARK
TOWER OF ETERNAL FUN!
THE PLACE WHERE ALL FUN
MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS INTO.
HA HA HA HA.
>> HMM.
THIS IS AN INTERESTING
TYPE OF FUN.
>> ON YOUR MARK,
GET SET,
GO!
>> [GROANING]
[SNORING]
>> COME ON, CHIP!
TRY TO STOP THROWING UP ON SKIP
AND CROSS THE MOAT!
>> [GROANING]
>> [SNORING]
>> HOW THEY DOING, SLUGMAN?
>> SLINKMAN.
UH, NOT SO GOOD, SIR.
>> OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHAT A SHAME.
>> LAZLO?
>> RAJ.
>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS FUN.
>> DEPENDS WHAT YOU MEAN BY FUN.
>> WELL, BY FUN, I MEAN THE TYPE
OF ACTIVITY THAT CREATES A
CERTAIN TICKLE-LIKE SENSATION
AROUND ONE'S STOMACH REGION.
>> UH, YES.
I SEE.
>> TICKLE!
TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> STOP THAT!
WE'RE TRYING TO THINK HERE.
>> TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> HA HA!
STOP IT!
>> HA HA!
GOT YA!
>> OH!
>> TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
IT'S JUST SO SAD.
I DON'T THINK A SINGLE
BEAN SCOUT HAS FINISHED
THE COURSE YET.
>> SAD INDEED.
>> AND TO THINK I TRIED SO HARD
TO TRAIN THEM.
>> SO HARD YOU TRIED.
>> HA HA!
TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> HA HA!
>> HA!
TICKLE!
HA HA!
TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> OH.
DAVE?
PING-PONG?
HELLO?
SOMEONE?
>> OH!
I STINK!
>> ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
OH, NICE SHOT, SIR.
>> HUH?!
OH!
THANK YOU, MISS MUCUS.
>> WELL, OFF YOU GO THEN.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR
THAT TEE OFF, SIR.
>> WELL, SLUGMAN, IT'S BEEN
GREAT.
>> SLINKMAN, SIR.
>> BUT I'M NOT SEEING ANY FIT
SCOUTS AROUND HERE.
YOU?
>> NO, SIR.
>> LUMPUS!
>> ATTENTION!
COMMANDER ON DECK.
>> WHERE'S THOSE CLOSING ORDERS?
>> HERE, SIR.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHERE WERE WE?
>> PENCIL.
>> AH, YES.
[WHIRRING]
>> RAJ, THIS FEELS LIKE
IT MIGHT BE FUN!
>> I...
THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!
HA HA!
>> FUN!
>> AAGH!
>> HEY, CHIP, SKIP,
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
>> YEAH, LAZLO!
>> HELLO, EDWARD!
WE ARE HAVING FITNESS FUN!
>> OH!
>> IT IS LIKE HAVING A CARNIVAL
IN MY TUMMY!
>> TUMMY!
>> HEY!
LOOK AT THAT!
THE FITNESS COURSE FINISH LINE.
>> HOW ABOUT THAT!
DIDN'T KNOW THE TEST EVEN
STARTED.
>> MISS MUCUS!
>> THAT WASN'T EXTRA CREDIT.
>> YOU WANTED TO MAKE THE
FITNESS TEST FUN FOR US,
AND YOU DID!
>> THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST
ASTONISHING DISPLAYS OF PHYSICAL
FITNESS I'VE EVER SEEN!
>> DID WE PASS?!
>> WELL, OF COURSE YOU PASSED,
SON!
>> [CHEERING]
>> WOW!
MISS MUCUS, YOU ARE INCREDIBLE!
ALL THAT DEDICATION TO A CAMP
THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR OWN!
HATS OFF TO YOU, MA'AM.
OH!
GONNA MISS TEE OFF.
TOODLES!
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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>> COMMANDER HOO-HA,
CAN I PUT MY PANTS BACK ON NOW?
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>> OH, NERTS!