>> ATTENTION CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L--
>> A--
>> Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
>> AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
A CAMPFIRE, SLINKMAN.
WHAT A PERFECT TIME FOR YOU TO
PUT TOGETHER MY NEW SCOUTMASTER
BUDDY 3000 LAWN CHAIR.
HEE HEE, SHH!
>> AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE SCOUTS WHO LIVED IN
THE CABIN WITH ONLY ONE DOOR.
>> THAT'S NOTHING.
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
THE 500-YEAR-OLD SMORE HIDDEN
IN THE RAFTERS OF THE MESS HALL?
>> UM, EXCUSE ME.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT THE LEGEND
OF THE TREE THAT LOST ALL
ITS LEAVES?
>> A TREE THAT LOST ALL
ITS LEAVES?
>> FREAKY.
>> NOW, COME ON, ALREADY.
I THOUGHT THE POINT OF A
CAMPFIRE WAS TO TELL SCARY
TALES, NOT FAIRY TALES.
HA HA HA HA.
>> OOH, OOH.
IF WE'RE GONNA TELL FAIRY
STORIES, CAN I TELL THE ONE
ABOUT THE MAGICAL WOOD GNOMES?
>> HA HA.
I WOULD RATHER READ THE
PHONE BOOK THAN HEAR ABOUT
MAGICAL WOOD GNOMES.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA TELL US ANYWAY,
AREN'T YOU?
>> THE LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE
MAGICAL WOOD GNOMES HAVE ROAMED
THE PIMPLEBACK MOUNTAINS FOR
CENTURIES, AND NO ONE HAS EVER
SEEN THEM.
BUT EVERY 20 YEARS, THEY FROLIC
TO CAMP KIDNEY TO CHOOSE A LUCKY
BEAN SCOUT TO COME WITH THEM.
THEY BITE THE LEG OF THE CHOSEN
SCOUT, TURNING HIM INTO AN
ACTUAL WOOD GNOME.
>> DEBORAH DINGLEHOPPER,
DENNIS DINGLEHOPPER,
DINGLE DINGLEHOPPER.
>> AND AT SUNDOWN, THEY COME
AND WHISK HIM AWAY TO A LIFE
OF MAGICAL WONDER.
AHH.
>> SAY, LAZLO, LET'S GET BACK TO
TELLING SCARY STORIES.
WANT TO HEAR ONE?
>> OK.
>> YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING MY HEAD
EXPLODE!
I'M GONNA GET SOME CHEESE FOR
ALL THIS BALONEY.
>> KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY
MAGICAL WOOD GNOMES, EDWARD.
>> KEEP YOUR EYE OUT, BLAH,
BLAH, BLUE, BLAH, EDWARD.
CAN'T EVEN HEAR A DECENT SCARY
STORY AT CAMP.
WOOD GNOMES.
SHEESH.
I--I'M NOT SCARED.
AAH!
AN ANT--WHOA!
[CRUNCH]
AAH!
HELP, SOMETHING BIT ME!
NO!
>> SOUNDS LIKE A SCREAMING
CAMPER IN NEED, SIR.
>> WONDERFUL.
PERFECT TIMING TO TRY OUT MY
LAWN CHAIR 3000 EAR PLUGS.
AHH.
>> EDWARD, ARE YOU OK?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I THINK SOMETHING IN THAT BUSH
BIT ME.
>> A...
WOOD GNOME.
>> MAGICAL.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> EDWARD GOT BIT BY
A WOOD GNOME.
>> WOW.
>> WAIT A MINUTE,
I NEVER SAID WOOD GNOME.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> EDWARD'S GONNA LIVE THE
MAGICAL LIFE OF A WOOD GNOME
BY SUNDOWN.
>> IT'S SO EXCITING.
>> I'M JEALOUS.
>> LUCKY.
>> IT WAS NOT A WOOD GNOME!
IT WAS JUST A BIG SPIDER OR
SOMETHING.
>> THIS IS AMAZING.
>> THIS IS NOT AMAZING.
IT'S JUST A STUPID BABY
FAIRY TALE.
>> AHH.
>> [SNORING]
>> RISE AND SHINE,
ME LADDIE GNOME.
>> AAH!
>> WE'VE ONLY A FEW SHORT HOURS
TO PREPARE.
>> PREPARE FOR WHAT?
>> THIS.
>> "SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A GNOME."
>> IT'S JUST A LITTLE SCRAPBOOK
I THREW TOGETHER THIS MORNING.
A FEW HUNDRED PAGES OF
WOOD GNOME FACTS, FIGURES,
AND ADVICE.
GO AHEAD, START READING.
DONE?
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DANCE.
>> DANCE?
>> ♪ OH, GIDDY IS THE LIFE
OF A JOLLY WOOD GNOME
THEY HAVE LONG BEARDS
AND THEY LOVE YOUR LAWN
THEY DANCE LITTLE JIGS
IN THEIR LITTLE GNOME HOMES
HOORAY FOR THE LIFE
OF A JOLLY WOOD GNOME ♪
>> GREAT.
CAN I GO NOW?
>> ♪ OOH, GIDDY IS THE LIFE
OF A JOLLY WOOD GNOME
>> THEY WEAR LONG BEARDS
>> AND THEY LOVE YOUR LAWN
>> THEY DO LITTLE JIGS
IN THEIR LITTLE GNOME HOMES
SO GRAND IS THE LIFE
OF A JOLLY WOOD GNOME ♪
>> HA HA HA.
>> IT'S THE GNOME SONG!
THE SONG FOR THE GNOMES!
HEY, SLINKMAN.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> IT'S EDWARD.
HE GOT BIT BY A JOLLY
WOOD GNOME.
BY SUNDOWN, HE'LL LIVE A LIFE
OF MAGICAL WONDER.
YOU KNOW--
♪ GIDDY IS THE LIFE
OF A JOLLY WOOD GNOME ♪
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
JOLLY WOOD GNOME?
NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
IT'S BEWARE THE TEETH OF THE
DEADLY WOOD GNOMES.
THEY'LL BITE YOUR LEG WHEN
YOU'RE ALL ALONE.
THEN THEY'LL DRAG YOU BACK TO
THEIR LITTLE GNOME HOME.
WHERE THEY'LL BOIL YOU FOR STEW
TILL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BONE.
>> OH, MY.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
CATCH YOU LATER, ED.
>> OK, GOOD-BYE!
>> OH, EDWARD!
I'M SORRY I GOT THE SONG WRONG,
BUDDY.
>> WAIT, DON'T GO.
I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN.
[WAILING]
MY FINAL MOMENTS ARE GONNA BE
SPENT IN THE MOUTHS OF
PINK CHEEKED BEARDED MINIATURE
MUTANTS THAT INSPIRED HIDEOUS
LAWN ORNAMENTS.
HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS
TO MY MOTHER?
>> WELL, THERE MAY BE A WAY,
BUT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT.
>> EVERYTHING WITH MOTHER
IS DIFFICULT.
>> NO, I MEAN TO STOP THE GNOMES
FROM EATING YOU.
>> THERE IS?
WHAT IS IT?
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> YOU ONLY HAVE TILL SUNSET.
>> YEAH, GO ON.
>> YOU MUST PLUCK A SINGLE NOSE
HAIR FROM...
>> YOW!
>> A MOOSE.
>> BUT THE ONLY MOOSE IN CAMP
IS--
>> [SNORES]
HMM.
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> CAN I HAVE A NEW UNIFORM?
'CAUSE THIS ONE HAS A SNAG.
>> NO!
>> BUT I CAN'T IGNORE SOMETHING
SO OBVIOUS.
>> CAN I HAVE AN ICE CREAM
SANDWICH WITH RED AND GREEN
SPRINKLES?
>> CAN WE HAVE A--
>> IS THAT A NO?
>> HEY, CAN I HAVE A COOKIE?
>> RETREAT.
RETREAT, RETREAT!
>> MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IT IN
DEFLECT ANNOYING QUESTIONS MODE.
>> CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR
NOSE HAIRS...
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
[SMACK]
>> HEY, ED.
LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT YOU'RE
GONNA GET EATEN, SO SEE YA.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
OOH, A PIE FOR ME?
HEE HEE HEE.
>> TISSUE?
>> WHAT?
OH, THANK YOU.
AH--BLAH!
>> CAN YOU BLOW AGAIN?
THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY
NOSE HAIRS.
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
>> [GRUMBLES]
MAYBE A QUICK SHAVE'LL HELP
ME RELAX.
>> NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM.
[SMACK]
UH!
IT'S ALMOST SUNSET.
DAVE, PING-PONG, YOU GOT TO HELP
ME GET PAST LUMPUS'S SCOUT CHAIR
BEFORE THE GNOMES EAT ME.
CHIP, SKIP, MY DEAREST,
OLDEST PALS, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> OH, HEY THERE, FELLAS.
WE'RE ALL GONNA GO PLUCK ONE
OF LUMPUS'S NOSE HAIRS SO I
DON'T GET EATEN BY GNOMES.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> [SOBBING]
I DON'T WANT TO BE BOILED
TO THE BONE.
[WAILS]
>> I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
IF ONLY WE HAD A NOSE HAIR
FROM LUMPY.
>> IT'S NO USE.
>> BUT CAN'T WE JUST TRY
SOMETHING TOGETHER,
B-BEFORE YOU GET BOILED?
>> [WAILS]
>> [SNORES]
HEY!
[SLAP]
[THUD]
>> SEE?
LOOK.
HE'S ASLEEP.
>> THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.
>> SHH, DON'T FOCUS ON THE
NEGATIVE.
FOCUS ON THE NOSE HAIR.
NOW REACH SLOWLY.
THERE YOU GO, EDWARD.
THAT'S IT.
EASY...
NO, WAIT!
GRAB THE BIG ONE.
THERE YOU GO.
>> I--I'M GETTING IT.
>> THAT'S IT, EDWARD.
>> I'M GETTING IT--
ALMOST...
AAH!
SUNSET.
THE GNOMES!
I-IT'S TOO LATE!
[RUSTLING]
WHAT'S THAT?
>> JUST THE WIND...AND A COUPLE
OF SETS OF EYEBALLS.
>> OH, NO.
AAH!
>> I'M GOING IN, EDWARD.
ARE YOU WITH ME OR NOT?
>> LET'S DO THIS.
>> NOSE HAIR!
>> HUH?
>> AAH!
>> PULL!
>> AAH!
>> YEAH!
>> GO, EDWARD!
>> GET BACK HERE--CHAIR--CHAIR--
YAH!
YOW!
>> YOU WANT A NOSE HAIR,
YOU STUPID GNOMES?
HERE, TAKE IT!
>> EDWARD LIVES!
>> YEAH!
>> WOO!
>> HURRAY FOR EDWARD!
>> HEY, WHEN DID EVERYONE--
>> YOU DID IT, EDWARD.
YOU SCARED OFF THE GNOMES.
>> WE DID IT, LAZLO.
I'M NOT GONNA BE EATEN.
[BEEPING]
>> UH-OH.
AAH!
>> SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
>> WELL, AFTER I CONVINCED THEM
ALL THAT GNOMES ATE CAMPERS,
EDWARD YANKED OUT ONE OF THE
POOR BOY'S NOSE HAIRS.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> I DO WHAT I CAN.
>> OH, YOU ARE THE BEST,
SLINKMAN.
ONLY YOU COULD PULL OFF A CAPER
OF THAT MAGNITUDE.
>> OH, SHUCKS, I--
>> HELP ME, SLINKMAN.
SLINKMAN!
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