CAMP LAZLO 26
7 DEADLY SANDWICHES
["REVEILLE" PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE-DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> OH, SLINKMAN.
IF JANE DOE ONLY KNEW HOW I FELT
ABOUT HER.
WHY, I'D EVEN GIVE HER THIS
TASTY SANDWICH.
I MEAN, IF SHE WANTED IT.
>> UH, THAT'S TRUE LOVE, SIR.
>> OK, MAYBE HALF OF IT.
>> OK, LADIES.
MELONS READY?
FIRE!
>> I'D EVEN THROW IN A POTATO
SALAD.
>> INCOMING, SIR.
>> ALTHOUGH, POTATO SALAD COULD
GET HER SICK.
I WOULDN'T WANT HER TO GET SICK,
WOULD I, SLINKMAN?
>> YES, SIR.
>> I WOULD WANT HER TO GET SICK?
>> NO, SIR.
>> WELL, IS IT YES OR NO,
SLINKMAN?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
AND LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING
TO YOU!
>> YES--
SIR.
>> OK, OK, SETTLE DOWN.
THE ROCK BUCKSKIN FAN CLUB WILL
NOW COME TO ORDER.
>> YAY!
>> NOW, LAST WEEK WE WERE ALL IN
AGREEMENT ROCK BUCKSKIN IS OUR
FAVORITE ACTOR.
>> [SIGH]
HE'S SO DREAMY.
>> AND THAT WE WOULD FORGIVE HIM
FOR HIS LATEST FLOP "CARIBBEAN
CARIBOU 2: BACK IN ACTION."
>> IT REALLY HAD NO PLOT.
>> ANYHOO, GETTING DOWN TO THIS
WEEK'S BUSINESS.
OK, HERE WE GO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> OOH, [GASP]
ANOTHER FAN CLUB MEMBER.
OH, HO HO.
[GASP]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS!
OH...
>> HI, JANE.
I WAS JUST--
>> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
A ROCK BUCKSKIN FAN.
OH, PLEASE, COME ON IN.
OH, AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR
PET SLUG.
>> IT'S SLINKMAN, MA'AM.
I'M HIS ASSISTANT, REMBER?
>> OH, OH, YES.
I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.
SLUGMAN.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SLITHER ON
IN.
HA HA HA!
ISN'T IT GREAT THAT WE ALL SHARE
A LOVE FOR ROCK BUCKSKIN?
>> ROCK WHOSKIN?
>> [SIGH]
LEADING MEN LIKE ROCK SEND MY
HEART AFLUTTER.
>> THEY DO?
>> SO, WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO
DISCUSS OUR LATEST FIELD TRIP TO
THE THEATER.
>> WE LOVE THEATER.
>> TONIGHT WE WILL BE ATTENDING
A PLAY CALLED "7 DEADLY
SANDWICHES," ABOUT KNOWING YOUR
POISONS IN THE FOREST.
>> SOUNDS HIGH CONCEPT.
SO, WHO ARE THE LUCKY ACTORS
GETTING ALL OF YOUR UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION?
>> I'M SURE YOU KNOW BECAUSE
IT'S AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> IT IS?
>> YES, SIR.
THE CAMPERS ARE PUTTING IT ON.
>> WILL WE BE SEEING YOU AND
YOUR SLUG THERE, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS?
>> UH, WHY, YES, YES.
IN FACT, I'M PLAYING THE LEAD.
>> WHAT?!
BUT, SIR, YOU--
>> [GASP] THE LEAD!
OH, HOW EXCITING!
>> YES, YES IT IS.
>> BUT, SIR--
>> THEY DON'T CALL ME "LEADING
MAN LUMPUS" FOR NOTHING.
>> OH, WELL, WE CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE YOU PERFORM.
>> ME NEITHER.
WELL, I MUST BE GOING.
DRESS REHEARSAL, YOU KNOW.
COME ALONG, SLUG.
>> [MUFFLED SPEAKING]
>> BREAK A LEG,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> YES!
LOOK FOR ME.
I'LL BE THE ONE WITH ALL THE
ATTENTION.
>> SIR, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD
SUCH A BLATANT LIE.
>> IT WON'T BE A LIE WHEN SHE
SEES ME IN THE LEAD ROLE.
>> SIR, THE PLAY HAS ALREADY
BEEN CAST, AND IT'S TONIGHT.
>> HA HA HA.
SLINKMAN, WHAT DIRECTOR IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND WOULDN'T REPLACE THE
LEAD TO HAVE ME IN THE STARRING
ROLE?
>> HEY, LOOK, EVERYONE.
LOOK WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY
LIPS.
HI-YA.
HI-YA, HI-YA, HI-YA...
>> HEY, EDWARD.
WHAT PART DID LAZLO GIVE YOU?
>> I'M POISONOUS TREE SAP.
>> THE PART HE WAS BORN TO PLAY.
>> ALL SANDWICHES TO THE STAGE
FOR DRESS REHEARSAL.
HAS THE SKUNKBERRY SANDWICH
ARRIVED YET?
>> I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR RYE
AND I GOT WHEAT.
I'M WHEAT INTOLERANT.
>> LAZLO, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
IN THIS COSTUME.
>> RAJ, YOU'RE THE LEAD.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> BUT I AM IN LEDERHOSEN AND
THEY ARE SHAPING ME.
>> HERE, I REWROTE SOME LINES.
THE LEDERHOSEN ARE VERY
IMPORTANT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
>> ARE TIGHTS IMPORTANT?
BECAUSE THEY'RE DEMANDING A LOT
OF ATTENTION.
>> SCRIPT CHANGE.
SCRIPT CHANGE.
>> OH, ANOTHER ONE?
>> THIS IS THE FIFTH ONE TODAY.
>> WHERE'S OUR POISONOUS
MUSHROOM?
>> HE IS SITTING ON A COW PATTY
METHOD ACTING.
[FLIES BUZZING]
LAZLO, THESE LINES ARE TOTALLY
OUT OF MY CHARACTER.
I CANNOT WORK THIS WAY!
>> OK, EVERYONE.
LET'S DO A RUN-THROUGH.
PLACES, EVERYBODY.
HERE COMES FRED, OUR IGNORANT
AND FAMISHED LEAD CHARACTER.
RAJ!
>> WHAT?
OH!
I AM BUT A FAMISHED TRAVELER IN
THE WOODS, AND GEE, I AM
IGNORANT AS TO WHAT I CAN EAT.
>> OK, CHIP.
NOW ENTER STAGE RIGHT.
>> GREETINGS, FAMISHED--
>> WRONG, CHIP.
STAGE RIGHT.
>> OH, THIS IS CONFUSING.
GREETINGS, FAMISHED TRAVELER.
PLEASE EAT ME.
I AM A POISONOUS FROG SANDWICH.
>> THAT'S A VERY PICKLELY
LOOKING FROG.
>> WRONG LINE, CHIP.
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY LINE.
I'M THE FROG.
>> WHAT FROG?
>> I'M THE FROG GUY.
>> I KNOW.
WHAT FROG?
WHERE IS IT?
>> RAJ IS RIGHT, SKIP.
WHERE'S YOUR FROG?
>> OH, I TOOK HIM OFF.
HE KEPT EATING MY FLIES.
[RIBBIT RIBBIT]
>> LAZLO!
I CANNOT GET INTO MY CHARACTER
IF FROGS ARE GOING TO BE A
DISTRACTION.
>> OK, OK.
COULD THE ANIMAL TRAINER PLEASE
FEED THE FROG BEFORE CURTAIN
TONIGHT?
[WHIP CRACKS]
>> SORRY, I'M ON IT.
>> OK, SAMSON, YOU'RE NEXT.
ON MY CUE.
AND...ACTION!
>> HELLO.
I AM A POISON SKUNK SANDWICH.
>> SKUNKBERRY.
>> HUH?
>> IT SAYS YOU ARE A SKUNKBERRY
SANDWICH.
READ YOUR SCRIPT!
>> OH...
LAZLO, ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T
A PART FOR A LIGHTER BREAD
SANDWICH?
MAYBE SOURDOUGH OR SOMETHING?
>> HEY, LAZ, THERE GOES MY FROG.
>> SKIP, COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT
YOUR FROG FOR LONG ENOUGH FOR ME
TO GET A LINE OUT?
>> ANIMAL TRAINER?
>> I CANNOT WORK UNDER THESE
CONDITIONS!
>> POISON MUSHROOM!
POISON MUSHROOM!
>> CUT!
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS PLAY IS
TONIGHT.
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN
MY TRAILER!
STUPID TIGHTS!
>> SEE, SLINKMAN.
THEY NEED A LEAD ACTOR WITH
STRONG COMMITMENT TO DO WHATEVER
IT TAKES TO HOG UP THAT
SPOTLIGHT.
STEP ASIDE, STEP ASIDE.
YOUR NE--
>> HEY, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
DID YOU COME TO WATCH OUR PLAY?
>> UM, WATCH IT?
I'M IN IT.
I'M THE LEAD.
>> [LAUGHTER]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> WHY...
>> HA HA HA.
>> WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?
>> BECAUSE RAJ IS THE LEAD, AND
HE ALREADY KNOWS ALL THE LINES.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT
MATTERS.
HE REWRITES THE SCRIPT EVERY 10
SECONDS.
>> UM, ACTUALLY, THERE IS A NEW
PART WE HAVEN'T FOUND SOMEONE
FOR.
I JUST WROTE IT.
>> IS IT BIG?
>> ONLY AN ACTOR WITH TRUE
STRENGTH COULD EVEN PLAY THIS
ROLE.
>> OH, WELL, I AM THE STRONGEST
ACTOR AT CAMP KIDNEY.
>> I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I CHOSE YOU.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD
HANDLE THIS ROLE.
>> LAZLO, FOR THE GOOD OF THIS
PLAY, I ACCEPT.
>> GREAT!
HERE, READ THE SCRIPT.
YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW THIS PLAY
INSIDE AND OUT BEFORE TONIGHT.
>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
OOH, THAT'S FUNNY.
OK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FEED ME
MY LINES?
>> UM, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL CUE YOU WHEN IT'S TIME.
>> WHAT ABOUT MY COSTUME?
>> WE'RE STILL MAKING IT.
WE'LL HAVE IT BY TONIGHT.
>> BUT I REALLY THINK I SHOULD
REHEARSE IN COSTUME.
>> PLACES, EVERYONE.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
HERE'S YOUR HAT, RAJ.
CUE THE MOST POISONOUS SANDWICH.
ACTION!
>> I AM STILL A FAMISHED
TRAVELER.
I HOPE I STUMBLE ON SOMETHING
SOON SO I CAN EAT.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT ME.
I AM THE MOST POISONOUS SANDWICH
OF ALL.
>> WHY ARE YOU FLYING?
>> DRAMATIC EFFECT.
>> DAVE, BE MORE POISONOUS.
POISON IT UP!
>> AMATEURS.
OOH, THIS MIGHT MAKE SOMETHING
DASHING TO PUT ON.
>> OK, WHY IS HE FLYING?
>> JUST GO WITH IT, RAJ.
YOU KNOW, IMPROV.
>> WHAT IS THIS IMPROV?
>> IT'S LIKE BEING SPONTANEOUS.
>> THERE.
NOW ALL I NEED IS A ROPE TO--
OH, HA HA HA.
>> SPONTANEOUS?
LIKE A SURPRISE?
>> YEAH.
JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN.
>> AAH!
>> THERE, SEE?
IMPROV.
>> COMMON ROPE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> [SCREAMING]
>> BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A SAP.
>> DON'T PUSH ME, PING.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> HEY, WHERE'S MY CUE?
>> GREAT, EVERYONE.
WE'RE READY!
>> [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
>> "THE WEEKLY BEAN" GIVES THIS
4 STARS UP.
>> HOW CAN YOU READ THAT
GARBAGE?
>> [GASP]
OH, LOOK, ALMONDINE!
THERE'S SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS,
JUST LIKE A STAR.
OH, HO HO!
OH, MY, HE LOOKS SO LIFELIKE.
>> HELLO, JANE.
>> OH, MY!
>> AAH!
>> GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
I WAS JUST DOING MY "STICKING MY
HEAD THROUGH A SIGN" RELAXATION
TECHNIQUE.
IT LIMBERS ME UP FOR MY BIG
DRAMATIC SCENES.
>> YOU LOOK SO LEADING MANNISH
IN YOUR COSTUME.
OH...
>> YOU LIKE IT?
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING MY
PERSONAL COSTUME MAKER MONSIEUR
SLINKMAN WHIPPED UP.
HEE HEE.
TO LEAD OR NOT TO LEAD.
THAT'S THE--
>> OW.
>> OOP, SORRY, SLINKMAN.
>> HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
CURTAIN IN 5 MINUTES.
>> PSST, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> SIR LUMPUS, I BELIEVE YOU'RE
BEING CUED.
>> OH, THESE PESKY DIRECTORS.
WHAT IS IT?!
>> WE NEED YOU IN WARDROBE.
YOUR COSTUME'S READY.
>> KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON,
MONKEYBOY.
SORRY, JANE, I MUST RUN.
>> OW.
>> MAY I PRESENT A COMPLIMENTARY
GIFT BAG FOR THE LADY TO HELP
HER ENJOY THE PLAY?
>> OH, HA HA HA!
SIR LUMPUS!
FOR MOI?
>> NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
MISS DOE, I HAVE TO GET TO
WARDROBE.
MAKEUP!
>> PLACES, EVERYONE, PLACES!
>> CHIP, THAT'S WHERE I STAND.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> REMBER, PICKLE'S IN FRONT.
>> OH, RIGHT.
>> NO, WAIT.
IT WAS FROGS, THEN PICKLE.
>> RIGHT.
>> NO, WAIT.
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
CALM DOWN, I'M HERE.
>> QUICK, OVER HERE.
YOUR COSTUME'S READY.
>> OH, GOODY.
>> I NEED YOU AT YOUR MARK NOW.
CURTAIN'S IN 30 SECONDS.
>> IS THIS IT?
IT'S, UH, KINDA BULKY.
>> CUE THE ORCHESTRA!
[ORGAN PLAYING]
>> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PLAY
BEFORE.
>> WELL, THEN GET READY TO LIVE.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS WENT THROUGH ALL THIS
TROUBLE.
OOH, LOOK, ALMONDINE!
BINOCULARS.
AND, UM, OH, A PHOTO FROM THE
PLAY.
OH, SEE.
LOOK!
>> WAIT, MISS DOE.
IT'S STARTING.
>> OH, WHEE!
[DRUM ROLL]
[RATTLING]
>> HUH?
[ORGAN PLAYING]
>> HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND I'LL
TELL YOU THE FATE OF THE
FAMISHED CAMPER FRED,
WHO WANDERED INTO THE FOREST IN
SEARCH OF HIS LUNCH, A SANDWICH
BETWIXT TWO SLICES OF BREAD.
[ORGAN PLAYING]
>> AH.
>> VERY NICE, MR. SLUG.
>> YOU READY, RAJ?
>> OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
DO NOT RUSH TALENT.
>> CURTAIN IN 10, 9, 8...
>> [LOOSENING LIPS]
>> 7, 6, 5, 4...
>> EAT YOUR HEART OUT, JANE.
IT'S SHOWTIME.
>> 1!
>> UH...
>> KNOCK 'EM DEAD, RAJ.
[HEART BEATING]
>> RAJ?
RAJ!
HELLO!
"MY NAME IS CAMPER FRED."
>> ME FRED!
>> "SENT TO BED WITHOUT
BEING FED."
>> SENT BED, NO FED.
>> "WENT LOOKING FOR A SANDWICH
WITH TWO SLICES OF BREAD."
>> I COULD REALLY USE A SANDWICH
RIGHT NOW!
[ECHOING]
[WIND BLOWS]
[ORGAN PLAYS]
GEE WHIZ.
I WONDER WHAT IS IN THE FOREST
TO EAT.
LET'S FIND OUT.
OH!
OH, HELLO.
MY NAME IS FRED.
>> HELLO.
I AM A SAND...
WICH.
A DEADLY SKUNKBERRY SANDWICH.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
LAZLO!
>> YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
SCOUTMASTER.
WHAT IS THIS?
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> YOU'RE A ROCK, REMEMBER?
STRONG.
>> A ROCK?!
[ECHOING]
>> UM, WHERE WAS I?
OH, OH, RIGHT.
BUT YOU LOOK SO...
>> YES, I AM DELICIOUS.
>> DELICIOUS.
I'VE HEARD SKUNKBERRY IS QUITE
DELICIOUS.
>> INDEED.
>> WELL, WHEN DO I GO ON?
>> IT'S IN YOUR SCRIPT.
>> SCRIPT?
DUMB SCRIPT.
I AM ABOVE THIS NONSENSE.
ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK,
WHERE'S THE ROCK?
THERE IT IS.
PAGE 357.
"FRED: AND THUSLY, I CANNOT EAT
YOU, DEAR MUSHROOM SANDWICH."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
"MUSHROOM EXITS.
FRED--" ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
OH, RIGHT HERE.
"ROCK: DID SOMEBODY ORDER A
PIZZA?"
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE'S THE REST?
THAT'S IT?
"DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?"
GRRR...
>> DO YOU SEE HIM YET, MISS DOE?
>> NO, ALMONDINE.
NOT YET.
THAT'S ODD.
WELL, THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY BUILDING
UP ANTICIPATION FOR HIS
ENTRANCE.
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
THEY DO THAT WITH ROCK BUCKSKIN
ALL THE TIME.
>> OH, I SEE.
>> AND WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM YUMMY.
PLEASE EAT ME.
>> BUT FOR A FROG, YOU LOOK
RATHER POISONOUS.
>> POISON MUSHROOM!
POISON MUSHROOM!
>> LAZLO, CLAM'S STEPPING ON MY
LINES AGAIN!
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
>> POISON MUSHROOM!
>> VERY EXPERIMENTAL, CLAM.
GOOD JOB.
>> HEY.
>> OH, GOOD JOB, CLAM.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THEY SHOULD BE APPLAUDING FOR
ME.
>> THAT'S HYSTERICAL.
HA!
>> OH, THAT'S IT.
LIKE IT OR NOT, MISS DOE, THIS
PLAY IS GONNA HAVE A REAL LEAD.
[STRAINING]
HUH, UNUSUALLY AUTHENTIC ROCK.
>> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
I AM STILL FAMISHED.
OH, HELLO, STRANGER.
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> I AM A POISON SAP SANDWICH.
>> OH, HE'S A SAP, ALL RIGHT.
[RIM SHOT]
[LAUGHTER]
>> LAZLO!
>> JUST GO WITH IT, RAJ.
>> AND I AM A POISON WORM
SANDWICH.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT ME?
>> NO THANKS.
YUCK.
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I AM FAMISHED,
I BELIEVE THOU ARE POISONOUS.
BUT PERHAPS JUST ONE BITE SHALL
NOT HURT.
>> BUT PERHAPS JUST ONE BITE
SHALL NOT HURT.
[PANTING]
>> THAT ROCK SURE IS CURIOUS.
ALL THIS SANDWICH TALK IS MAKING
ME HUNGRY.
>> I THINK THERE'S SOME FOOD IN
HERE, MISS DOE.
>> OH, SIR LUMPUS EVEN PREPARED
SNACKS.
OH, HO HO!
>> WAIT, I DON'T THINK THESE
SANDWICHES ARE SAFE TO EAT.
>> I DO NOT THINK THESE
SANDWICHES ARE SAFE TO EAT!
>> IS THAT A ROCK TALKING?
>> GEE, PERHAPS I WILL CONTINUE
LOOKING ELSEWHERE.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
>> [STRAING]
>> OH, MY.
I WONDER WHICH SANDWICH IS NEXT.
>> I TOO WONDER WHICH SANDWICH
IS NEXT!
>> OH, FOUND SOMETHING!
>> OOH, WHAT IS IT?
>> SANDWICH.
>> WHAT A COINKYDINK.
IMAGINE THAT.
WHAT KIND?
>> COULD IT BE THE MOST
POISONOUS SANDWICH OF ALL?
>> MOST POISONOUS OF ALL!
>> UGH!
TA-DA!
>> OOH!
>> YUMMY.
OH, IT IS SOME KIND OF BERRY
SANDWICH.
>> MY GOODNESS, WHAT A
GOOD-LOOKING BERRY SANDWICH.
>> WHAT A GOOD-LOOKING BERRY
SANDWICH!
>> WHAT A GOOD-LOOKING BERRY
SANDWICH.
>> MISS DOE, I THINK I SEE
SIR LUMPUS.
>> WHAT?
>> HE'S RIGHT THERE.
>> YES, ALMONDINE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
OH, DOESN'T HE LOOK DASHING AS
A--AS A--ROCK.
YOO-HOO!
SIR LUMPUS!
>> HUH?
OH, MISS DOE.
SHE'S NOTICED ME.
>> BUT WHAT KIND OF BERRY
SANDWICH ARE YOU?
>> WELL, IF YOU LISTEN, I WILL
TELL YOU.
>> THANK YOU FOR THE SANDWICH.
>> OH, HOO. PSHAW.
JUST MADE A FEW HEMLOCK BERRIES
I PICKED.
>> I AM MADE OF HEMLOCK BERRIES!
>> HUH?
>> HEMLOCK BERRIES?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
I AM THE MOST POISONOUS--
>> WHAT?
>> AND THE MOST TOXIC AND
DEADLIEST SANDWICH THAT YOU WILL
EVER EAT!
>> RIGHTY-O, DOWN THE HATCH.
>> NO!
DON'T EAT THAT SANDWICH, JANE!
>> WOW!
>> AAH!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> WHOO! HURRAY!
>> YAY!
LUMPUS!
BRAVO!
>> [CHEERING]
>> OH, SIR LUMPUS.
WHAT A PERFORMANCE!
I MEAN, THAT WAS THE MOST
INTERACTIVE DRAMA I'VE EVER
EXPERIENCED.
IT WAS AS IF WE WERE ACTUALLY
THERE.
>> [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
>> PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN
ALMONDINE AND I FOR SOME LATTES
LATER ON.
>> DID YOU SEE ME?
HOW WAS I?
>> OH, HELLO, SLUG.
YOU WERE WONDERFUL, TOO.
>> HA HA.
LATTE, HMM?
>> SURE.
>> [MUTTERING]
>> TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH
THE ROCK.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S ONE TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.
>> FOR SURE.
>> SAP!
>> I'M NOT A SAP.
>> SAP.
>> NOT A SAP!
>> ITCHY, ITCHY!
>> SAP.
>> GREAT PERFORMANCE, RAJ.
>> THINK SO?
I WASN'T SURE ABOUT ACT TWO,
BECAUSE I COULDN'T QUITE GRASP
MY MOTIVATION.
>> WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY
BELIEVABLE, RAJ.
>> OH, THANK YOU, LAZLO.
>> IMPROV!
>> AH, POISON FROG, POISON FROG!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> GREETINGS, FAMISHED TRAVELER.
PLEASE EAT ME.
I AM A POISONOUS FROG SANDWICH.
>> [RIBBIT
>> [RIBBIT]
[HORN TOOTING]