>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
>> ♪ YODEL-AY-EEE
>> [PANTING]
[THUNDER]
[BICYCLE BELL RINGING]
GOOD DAY, MISS--
[MUFFLED]
OH, FOR CRYING OUT--
GOOD DAY, MISS MUCUS!
AIN'T IT A BEAUT?
>> IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE.
>> HEH HEH!
COME ON, RUBELLA.
I'VE BEEN DELIVERING YOUR CAMP'S
MAIL ALL SUMMER.
HEH HEH!
HERE YOU GO.
DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD GIVE ME
A HEAD START THIS MORNING?
THOSE GIRLS GIVE ME THE WILLIES.
[TRIANGLE RINGING LOUDLY]
>> MAIL!
>> [GASPING AND SQUEALING]
>> AAAH!
GOOD DAY, LADIES.
>> MY NEW MATH PIN-UP!
>> SCRUNCHY OF THE MONTH CLUB!
CHECK OUT AUGUST!
>> LOOKS LIKE MOM AND DAD ARE
ENJOYING FLORIDA.
>> AAAH!
THE NEW ISSUE OF "DREAMBOAT"
MAGAZINE.
[GASPS]
WITH HANLY MANSTER ON THE COVER!
HE'S SO GORGEOUS.
>> AND GENEROUS.
HE ADOPTS UNDERPRIVILEGED BABY
PONIES.
>> I'D LIKE TO PUT HIM IN A CAGE
AND KEEP HIM ON MY NIGHTSTAND
FOREVER.
>> [SIGHS]
I WISH HE WERE HERE WITH US
RIGHT NOW.
>> WELL, IF YOU GALS ARE ALL
SET, I'M GONNA GET A MOVE ON.
>> THANKS FOR THE MAGAZINE.
[GASPS]
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER--
[GASPS]
>> YOU GIRLS SOUND LIKE A COUPLE
OF--
[GASPS]
>> HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HANLY
MANSTER!
[ALL SIGHING]
>> WELL--HEH HEH--I'M OFF.
THE ROAD'S A HARSH MISTRESS, AND
SHE WAITS FOR NO ONE.
[RINGS BICYCLE BELL]
>> WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, MANLY--
I MEAN, SAMSON?
>> WHAT?
WELL, UH--
>> WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND
A WHILE?
>> [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
LOVE TO, BUT, UH, THE MAIL MUST
GO THROUGH AND--HEY, HEY, HEY,
WHAT GIVES?
[FABRIC RIPPING]
THAT WAS REALLY STRANGE.
[GIRLS TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
[LAUGHTER]
>> LOOK!
HIS PILLOW!
>> THAT'S WHERE HE LAYS HIS
SWEET, SWEET HEAD.
>> I FOUND HIS SOCKS!
>> I FOUND HIS TISSUES!
>> I FOUND HIS DANDRUFF!
[GIRLS SQUEALING]
>> LET ME HAVE SOME!
>> GET YOUR OWN!
>> I SAID GIVE ME SOME OF THAT
SAMSON DANDER!
>> LOOK!
>> IT'S HIM!
>> HI, SAMSON.
>> HELLO.
>> CAN WE DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?
>> COULD YOU PUT MY DANDRUFF
BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT?
[ALL LAUGHING]
>> HANDSOME AND FUNNY.
[ALL SIGH]
>> WELL, I...I REALLY SHOULD
GET GOING NOW.
[GIRLS SIGHING]
OH, GOLLY, THOSE SQUIRREL SCOUTS
ARE STARTING TO GIVE ME THE
CREEPS.
>> HI, SAMSON.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING, SAMSON?
>> TO THE BATHROOM.
>> HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM.
>> OOH!
>> SO DREAMY.
>> HEH HEH!
I THINK I'LL TAKE THE LONG WAY
AROUND.
[PANTING]
>> OK, MY TURN.
I SPY WITH MY--
>> OH!
>> WHAT'S WRONG, EDWARD?
>> I'M BORED.
>> [PANTING]
>> [SQUEALING]
>> AWESOME.
I NEED YOU TWO TO FIND OUT WHY
THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS ARE CHASING
SAMSON.
>> HOW DO WE DO THAT?
>> YOU KNOW, DIG AROUND, ASK
QUESTIONS, SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND
OUT.
HERE'S SOME WALKING-AROUND
MONEY.
>> FOOD VOUCHERS!
>> THANKS, EDWARD!
>> YEAH, YEAH.
OH, MAN, JUST THINKING ABOUT
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO--UH-HUH.
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
>> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE
FINDING OUT WHY THE GIRLS ARE
CHASING SAMSON?
>> NOT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH,
WE'RE NOT.
>> TWO SPECIALS, PLEASE.
>> COMING RIGHT UP.
>> HOLD ON A SECOND, RAJ.
VOUCHERS, HUH?
LET'S JUST SEE IF THESE BABIES
ARE REAL.
[BUZZING]
>> LAZLO, WHAT IS THAT
INSTRUMENT?
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS' NOSE HAIR
TRIMMER.
>> WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?
[GASPS]
AAAH!
>> ENJOY YOUR MEALS, FELLAS.
>> CLAM!
WE NEED MORE POTATO SALAD!
>> POTATO SALAD.
HEAVIER THAN USUAL.
>> RAJ, DOES THAT POTATO SALAD
LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?
>> YES, THERE IS ENTIRELY TOO
MUCH SAMSON.
>> SAMSON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THERE?
>> HIDING FROM THE SQUIRREL
SCOUTS.
PLEASE LET ME STAY!
I BEG YOU!
>> WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM THE
SQUIRREL SCOUTS?
>> THEY THINK I LOOK LIKE SOME
HUNKY HEARTTHROB NAMED HANLY
MANSTER.
>> HANLY MANSTER?
>> [SCREAMING]
>> OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
>> SAMSON, YOU CAN'T HIDE IN
THERE FOREVER.
WHAT WILL YOU EAT?
>> POTATO SALAD?
>> COME ON, YOU.
WE'LL HELP YOU FIGURE A WAY OUT
OF THIS MESS.
COME ON, RAJ.
>> YES, JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF
SKIP AND CHIP.
THEY'RE GONE.
LAZLO, WAIT FOR ME!
>> [SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
>> AAAH!
>> NO MATTER WHERE WE HIDE, THE
SQUIRREL SCOUTS ALWAYS FIND US!
>> THEY WON'T FIND US IN HERE,
RAJ.
>> [SQUEALING]
>> HERE THEY COME!
>> THAT'S JUST MY DEVIATED
SEPTUM.
IT'S NOT SO LOUD IF I BREATHE
THROUGH MY MOUTH.
[WHEEZING]
>> SILENCE!
>> PRECISELY, CLAM.
LET'S SEE IF THE COAST IS CLEAR.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> BETTER LAY LOW A LITTLE
LONGER.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> A LITTLE LONGER.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> AAAH!
>> SAMSON!
>> [STAMMERING]
>> MAKE THEM STOP!
AAAH!
>> LA-LA-LA LA LA!
>> MORSE CODE!
>> HE WANTS US TO BARRICADE THE
DOOR!
>> [WHIMPERING]
>> UH, WHERE'D ALL THAT WOOD
COME FROM?
>> THE OTHER SIDE.
[WOLF HOWLING]
>> OH, BOY.
>> HI, SAMSON.
>> AAAH!
>> I'M SORRY, SAMSON!
I DIDN'T SIGN ON FOR THIS!
>> RUN AWAY!
>> HI, SAMSON.
>> QUICK!
SAMSON, THE TOTEM POLE!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> HA HA HA HA!
FELLAS, I KNOW FUNNY, AND THAT'S
IT.
HA HA HA!
AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS RAT OUT
SAMSON.
>> LET'S GO CATCH A RAT.
>> [SCREAMING]
>> WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE
END, OLD FRIEND.
[PANTING]
>> SAMSON, ARE YOU OK?
>> I--I JUST NEED MY INHALER.
>> OH!
I'LL GET IT FOR YOU, SAMSON!
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, SAMSON.
>> DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
>> SOME GUM?
>> I'LL GET IT.
HERE YOU GO.
>> THANKS.
>> WOW.
MAYBE THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> I SHOULD JUST ACCEPT MY FATE.
>> DO IT, SAMSON!
>> OK, GIRLS, HERE I COME!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> YAH!
YAH!
>> HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
>> OOF!
>> LOOK, IT'S THE NEW ISSUE OF
"DREAMBOAT" MAGAZINE!
[ALL GASP]
[SCREAMING]
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> RAJ?
CLAM?
YOU SLIPPED THE MAGAZINE UNDER
THE DOOR.
>> GUILTY.
IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO
WITH TAPE, SCISSORS, AND A
PICTURE OF EDWARD.
>> NO!
>> WHOA!
POOR EDWARD.
>> I'D HATE TO BE THAT GUY.
>> RUN AWAY!
>> SO, WHO WANTS DINNER?
>> WE'RE BUYING.
>> OH, THAT'S GREAT!
I CAN'T WAIT!
AWESOME!
YEAH!
[EDWARD SCREAMING]
>> PLANTING TREES.
>> WHAT KIND OF TREE?
>> WE PLANTED RUBBER GLOVES.
>> TO MAKE A RUBBER GLOVE TREE!
>> YOU GUYS, PLANTING RUBBER
GLOVES WON'T MAKE A RUBBER GLOVE
TREE.
>> YEAH, HE'S RIGHT.
IT MADE A STETHOSCOPE TREE
INSTEAD.
>> BUMMER.
>> I GUESS IT'S THE WRONG
SEASON.
>> YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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