1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:02,660 [REVEILLE PLAYS] 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:03,330 >> ATTENTION, CAMPERS, 3 00:00:03,430 --> 00:00:04,030 ATTENTION, CAMPERS-- 4 00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:06,930 IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!" 5 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:07,630 >> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS 6 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:08,360 WHO MADE A FRIEND 7 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:09,930 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 8 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,600 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 9 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,230 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 10 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:16,600 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 11 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,200 >> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O 12 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:19,860 >> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO 13 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,560 WENT TO CAMP 14 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,200 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O 15 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,730 L-A-Z-L-O ♪ 16 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:25,560 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 17 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,660 >> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O 18 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:33,100 AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪ 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,200 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 20 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:38,600 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 21 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:42,130 >> [LAUGHTER] 22 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:42,800 OH, DARN. 23 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:43,660 I DROPPED IT. 24 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,400 >> HEY! 25 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,030 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! 26 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:46,760 >> SORRY. 27 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:47,660 >> SORRY. 28 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,560 PASS IT OVER HERE. 29 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:50,000 >> NO, GIVE IT HERE. 30 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:50,860 >> WHOOPS! 31 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:51,560 >> OOF! 32 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:52,300 >> HEAD'S UP. 33 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,660 >> WHAT ARE YOU TWO TWIG-HEADS 34 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,800 DOING? 35 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,760 >> WE THOUGHT WE'D TRY MAKING 36 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:57,100 FRUIT SALAD WHILE HANGING FROM 37 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,400 OUR TONGUES. 38 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,660 >> THAT DOES IT! 39 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,330 I'VE HAD-- 40 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:01,560 >> SORRY. 41 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,200 >> I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS. 42 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,830 IF I GET AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU 43 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:07,000 DUMB NUTS AS POSSIBLE, IT WILL 44 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,760 STILL BE TOO CLOSE! 45 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,230 >> BYE, EDWARD! 46 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,630 >> THERE GOES A GREAT GUY. 47 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:14,860 DO YOU THINK HE SAW OUR 48 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,500 UNDERWEAR? 49 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,100 >> I'LL GO PRACTICE MY INTELLECT 50 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,530 SOMEWHERE ELSE. 51 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:20,760 >> ATTENTION CAMPERS, 52 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,230 THE DEPARTMENT OF FORESTRY HAS 53 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:24,200 REMINDED US ONCE AGAIN TO STOP 54 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,500 HITTING OUR HEADS AGAINST 55 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,760 BOULDERS. 56 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,460 >> THERE'S THAT VOICE AGAIN. 57 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,660 >> ON A SIMILAR NOTE, 58 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,200 THE FISH AND GAME DEPARTMENT 59 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,130 REMINDS US THAT IT'S NOT WISE TO 60 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:35,860 PLAY "THIS LITTLE PIGGY" WITH 61 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,200 SLEEPING BEARS. 62 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,300 >> THE VOICE IS COMING OUT OF 63 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,600 THERE! 64 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,160 ANYONE IN THERE?! 65 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:44,200 HELLO? 66 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,360 >> HEY, CHIP, 67 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:46,730 DID YOU FIND HIM? 68 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,330 >> I THINK SO. 69 00:01:48,430 --> 00:01:49,800 HE'S TRAPPED. 70 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,760 COME ON, MR. VOICY. 71 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:52,730 >> YOU CAN DO IT! 72 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:55,100 >> I WON'T HURT YOU. 73 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,760 AAGH! 74 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:57,600 >> CHIP? 75 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,360 CHIP? 76 00:01:58,460 --> 00:01:59,260 I THINK HE'S COOKING LUNCH FOR 77 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,260 YOU. 78 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,600 >> HELLO. 79 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:02,300 HELLO. 80 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,530 IS THIS THING ON? 81 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:04,660 HELLO? 82 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,460 AAGH! 83 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,300 >> LOOK! 84 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,360 YOU GOT HIM OUT! 85 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:11,500 >> AAGH! 86 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,760 NO MORE LITTLE PIGGIES! 87 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,730 NO MORE LITTLE PIGGIES, PLEASE! 88 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,900 AAGH! 89 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,660 >> THAT IS ONE SMART BEAR. 90 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,360 >> [GRUMBLING] 91 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,230 >> SLINKMAN HAS NEVER CALLED US 92 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:25,600 OUT THIS EARLY FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS 93 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,460 BEFORE. 94 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,860 UH-OH. 95 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,530 >> LISTEN UP, CAMPERS, 96 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,660 DUE TO OUR MISHAP YESTERDAY 97 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,830 INVOLVING-- 98 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:40,560 WELL, I WON'T MENTION ANY NAMES, 99 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,560 BUT THEIR INITIALS ARE CHIP AND 100 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:44,330 SKIP! 101 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,000 >> YAY! 102 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,100 >> WHOO-HOO! 103 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,500 >> HE SAID OUR INITIALS! 104 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,430 >> WE ARE REINSTATING THE RULE 105 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,160 THAT ALL CABIN LEADERS ARE 106 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:53,830 RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR BUNKMATES. 107 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,130 THAT MEANS KEEPING THEM FROM 108 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:58,730 HURTING THEMSELVES OR OTHERS. 109 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,200 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 110 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,100 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 111 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,260 BABY-SITTING? 112 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,030 >> IN YOUR CASE, EDWARD, 113 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:08,260 IT MEANS DUNG-SITTING--24/7! 114 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,530 >> WHAT?! 115 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,200 >> EDWARD'S GOTTA DUNG-SIT. 116 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:11,960 >> DOES THAT MEAN HE'S GONNA 117 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:13,330 SIT ON US? 118 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:14,400 >> NO! 119 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,730 I DON'T WANT TO BE A 120 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:17,000 DUNG-SITTER! 121 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,400 I BEG YOU! 122 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,230 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 123 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,400 >> I'M SORRY, EDWARD. 124 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,530 IT'S NEW CAMP POLICY! 125 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:26,330 >> WHOA! 126 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:27,430 OOF! 127 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:28,530 >> HEY, EDWARD, 128 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:30,030 ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON US FOR 129 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:31,000 AWHILE? 130 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:31,930 >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO 131 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,400 DO THAT. 132 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,730 WE JUST HAD BEANS. 133 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,100 >> [LAUGHTER] 134 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,530 >> I HATE MY LIFE. 135 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:42,200 >> [FART] 136 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,700 >> HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY, 137 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,100 BUNNY, BUNNY! 138 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,800 HE WENT UNDER THERE. 139 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:49,000 [STRAINING] 140 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,400 >> BUNNY! 141 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,230 >> BUNNY? 142 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,830 >> HE'S NOT UNDER HERE. 143 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:53,630 >> HEY. 144 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,230 THIS ROCK IS KIND OF SLIPPERY. 145 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,300 >> YOU GUYS, 146 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,600 DON'T PLAY WITH THAT ROCK! 147 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,060 IT'S DANGEROUS! 148 00:03:59,160 --> 00:03:59,830 >> OH. 149 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:01,530 OK. 150 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:04,300 >> [SCREAMING] 151 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,330 [GRUNTING] 152 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,730 OUCH! 153 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,830 DON'T STAND HERE! 154 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:14,500 DON'T TOUCH THIS. 155 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,730 DON'T... 156 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:17,130 EAT THESE. 157 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:20,860 [GASPING] 158 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,300 YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF CLAY 159 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,530 NOGGINS. 160 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,430 YOU'RE DOPEY, 161 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:27,060 DEFICIENT. 162 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,560 YOU'RE UNNECESSARY. 163 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,760 WHAT'S IN THOSE DOMES? 164 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,260 CAN A THOUGHT EVEN SURVIVE IN 165 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,360 THERE? 166 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:34,660 HERE'S A THOUGHT. 167 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,960 THINK! 168 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,460 >> THINK. 169 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,660 THINK. 170 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,800 THINK. 171 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:41,500 THING. 172 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,500 THINK. 173 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,400 THINK. 174 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,800 CHEESE. 175 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:48,960 >> WHAT DID EDWARD SAY THE NAME 176 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,160 OF THIS GAME WAS? 177 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,960 >> HANGING WITH EDWARD. 178 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:54,960 >> OH, YEAH. 179 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:57,160 I LIKE THIS GAME. 180 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,930 >> OY VEY! 181 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,060 LISTEN, YOU TWO, 182 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,430 HERE'S THE RULES OF THIS GAME. 183 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,030 YOU STAY IN THIS TREE AND WAIT 184 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:04,860 FOR ME. 185 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,200 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 186 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,160 >> HE'S SWEET. 187 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:12,430 >> FINALLY ALONE! 188 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:13,630 PHEW! 189 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,630 THE WHOLE CABIN TO MYSELF. 190 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,430 >> LET'S NAME THINGS 191 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,400 THAT TASTE GOOD. 192 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,730 >> OK. 193 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,230 YOU START. 194 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:28,900 >> LEAVES. 195 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,860 >> CRAYONS. 196 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,360 >> ROCKS. 197 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,030 >> BEAR. 198 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:38,300 >> PILLOWS. 199 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,530 >> PAPER. 200 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:43,100 >> SOCKS. 201 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,630 HOT DOGS. 202 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:46,460 FOIE GRAS. 203 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,230 SMOKED GOOSE TERRINE. 204 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,000 >> WITH TRUFFLE BEANS. 205 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,960 >> [YAWN] 206 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:55,100 [SIGHS] 207 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,760 YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF 208 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:59,360 DUMMIES. 209 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,630 [SIGHS] 210 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:02,460 >> OH, NERTS! 211 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,930 STUPID KALEIDOSCOPE! 212 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:07,600 [MUTTERING] 213 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,760 >> HEY, SAMSON. 214 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,030 WHATCHA GOT THERE? 215 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,430 >> IF YOU MUST KNOW, 216 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:12,860 MY MOM SENT ME THIS NEW 217 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,330 KALEIDOSCOPE. 218 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,200 ONLY, I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK 219 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,100 RIGHT. 220 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,530 >> GIVE ME THAT THING. 221 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:20,560 YOU JUST PUSH THE THING IN THERE 222 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:23,030 AND THAT HOLDS IT THERE. 223 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:24,830 >> AAGH! 224 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,660 MEGA NERTS! 225 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,660 THAT'S A LOT, EDWARD. 226 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,530 >> OH, DON'T MENTION IT, SAMSON. 227 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:32,300 SOMETIMES STUPID PEOPLE NEED 228 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,660 SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME AROUND. 229 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,930 ESPECIALLY TO HELP THE SMART 230 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,300 PEOPLE LOOK GOOD. 231 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:37,960 >> GEE. 232 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,500 THANKS, EDWARD. 233 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,200 >> NEXT TIME, TRY USING YOUR 234 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,360 NOODLE, HUH?! 235 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:44,400 >> NERTS. 236 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,500 NERTS. 237 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,160 OOF! 238 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:46,730 HEY! 239 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:47,400 GIVE IT BACK. 240 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,800 YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT! 241 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:53,030 HEY, YOU GUYS FIXED IT. 242 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,360 THAT'S WEIRD. 243 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,100 >> WELL, THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION 244 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,060 OF INCOMING LIGHT WAS 245 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,000 MISALIGNED. 246 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,360 >> WE SIMPLY READJUSTED THE 247 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,130 EYEPIECE TO THE PROPER FOCAL 248 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,100 LENGTH. 249 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,100 >> UH... 250 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,000 WHY DO YOU GUYS SOUND SO SMART? 251 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,330 >> BECAUSE WE ARE SMART. 252 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:09,630 >> WELL, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, 253 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,030 WHY ARE YOU HANGING UPSIDE DOWN 254 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,360 FROM A TREE? 255 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,960 >> THAT'S AN EASY ONE. 256 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:17,830 >> WE'RE WAITING FOR EDWARD. 257 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:21,230 >> YOU'RE MOVE, BRAINLESS. 258 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:25,660 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MOVE THERE? 259 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,330 TSK, TSK, TSK. 260 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,630 OK, LOSER. 261 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:31,400 YOU CAN GO CRY NOW. 262 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,660 AH HA HA HA. 263 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 AH HA. 264 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,860 I'VE--I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL. 265 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:36,310 HA. 266 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,260 >> OBSERVE. 267 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,530 WE'VE INVENTED AN ACCELERATED 268 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:47,500 GROWTH FORMULA. 269 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,960 >> OOH! 270 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,660 YAY! 271 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,000 >> A QUESTION: 272 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,430 WHAT'S 20 BILLION TIMES 273 00:07:57,530 --> 00:07:58,600 CATILLION? 274 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:01,460 >> 480 LUMPILLION. 275 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,500 >> WOW! 276 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,330 >> TELL ME: 277 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:05,730 HOW MANY TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE 278 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,000 WILL I USE IN A LIFETIME? 279 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,030 >> YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR 280 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,200 FIRST ONE. 281 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,530 >> THEY'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! 282 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:13,430 >> PROFESSORS, 283 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:14,900 IN YOUR EDUCATED OPINION, 284 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,060 DO YOU BELIEVE OUR SUN WILL 285 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,830 BE A FUTURE HABITAT FOR LAVA 286 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:18,660 PEOPLE? 287 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,100 >> WELL, ACTUALLY, LAZLO, 288 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,300 IN 5 BILLION YEARS, OUR SUN WILL 289 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,660 BECOME A RED GIANT, ENGULFING 3 290 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,260 PLANETS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, 291 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,430 AFTER WHICH IT WILL GO 292 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:33,430 SUPERNOVA. 293 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:34,230 >> YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD GO 294 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,160 OUT AND START SHARING YOUR 295 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:36,500 AMAZING BRAIN POWER WITH THE 296 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,560 REST OF THE WORLD. 297 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:38,960 >> NO! 298 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,560 WE PROMISED EDWARD WE'D STAY IN 299 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,230 THE TREE UNTIL HE GOT BACK. 300 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:43,500 >> WELL... 301 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,600 WHERE IS EDWARD? 302 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,300 >> YOU GUYS ARE AS DUMB AS 303 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,700 ROCKS! 304 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,660 UGH! 305 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,000 WHO AM I KIDDING? 306 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,430 NO MATTER WHAT I TRY, 307 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:57,360 IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN 308 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,030 TO THE SAME THING: 309 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:01,830 I NEED THEIR STUPIDITY 310 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:04,460 TO MAKE ME FEEL SMART. 311 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,760 [SOBS] 312 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:06,630 CHIP! 313 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:07,600 SKIP! 314 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,100 MY BRAINLESS BUDDIES, 315 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,530 I NEED YOUR DENSITY! 316 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,330 EXCUSE ME! 317 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:13,230 WHAT'S GOING ON? 318 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:14,530 STEP ASIDE! 319 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:16,230 OH, THERE YOU GUYS ARE. 320 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,200 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR-- 321 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,230 WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAMES?! 322 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,230 >> HI, EDWARD! 323 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:23,130 >> I CAN'T LEAVE YOU NUMBSKULLS 324 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,660 ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES WITHOUT 325 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,700 THIS! 326 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,130 >> THEY'RE NOT NUMBSKULLS ANY 327 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:28,000 MORE. 328 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,760 >> THEY'RE GENIUS SKULLS. 329 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,430 >> WHAT? 330 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:31,530 >> IT'S TRUE! 331 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:32,800 >> IT WAS GRAVITY! 332 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,660 >> THE FORCE OF ATTRACTION 333 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,300 BETWEEN TWO MASSIVE BODIES. 334 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,830 >> IT DELIVERED HEMOGLOBIN TO 335 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:37,930 OUR BRAINS. 336 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,660 >> WE'RE THINKING ON A QUANTUM 337 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,160 LEVEL NOW. 338 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,360 >> HEMO-WHAT'S-IT? 339 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:44,200 >> HERE, WE MADE YOU A PRESENT. 340 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,360 >> WHAT--WHAT IS IT? 341 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,600 >> A COMPUTER. 342 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,660 >> WE MADE IT OUT OF TWIGS AND 343 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,630 MUD. 344 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:50,160 >> THE CURRENT OPERATOR IS NOT 345 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,560 SMART ENOUGH TO RUN THIS 346 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:52,730 COMPUTER. 347 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:53,900 >> THEY'RE... 348 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,930 THEY'RE SMART. 349 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,130 THEY DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. 350 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:00,860 [SOBBING] 351 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:01,730 >> HEY! 352 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:02,900 EDWARD! 353 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,930 WHERE YOU GOING? 354 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,830 >> AREN'T YOU GONNA CUT US DOWN? 355 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,500 >> WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU! 356 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,730 >> IF YOU'RE SO SMART, 357 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:09,830 WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOURSELVES 358 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:10,930 DOWN?! 359 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,330 >> CUT OURSELVES DOWN? 360 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,730 >> OF COURSE. 361 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,500 WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT? 362 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,330 >> WE REDISTRIBUTE THE MOLECULAR 363 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,960 FORCE OF GRAVITY TOWARDS THE 364 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,300 CENTER OF MASS. 365 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,400 >> AND FOCUS THE BALANCE OF 366 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,960 REMAING ENERGY DERIVED FROM 367 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,830 THE CENTRIFUGAL QUOTIENT AND 368 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:27,060 APPLY IT TO THE ROTATIONAL SUM. 369 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,130 READY? 370 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,580 >> READY. 371 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,100 HEY, EDWARD, 372 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,600 WAIT UP! 373 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,930 >> JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER, 374 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,130 DOESN'T IT? 375 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:45,400 >> EDWARD! 376 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,150 >> WAIT UP! 377 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,030 EDWARD! 378 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:57,430 >> JUST GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! 379 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:58,230 OOF! 380 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,700 AAGH! 381 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,500 OOF! 382 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,300 OW! 383 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,630 >> [LAUGHING] 384 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,700 >> OH! 385 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,960 THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB OF YOU 386 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,000 GUYS. 387 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,160 >> HEY, CHIP, 388 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:11,930 WATCH ME DO A RASPBERRY. 389 00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:13,530 PHHBBLTPHTT! 390 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,330 >> HA HA HA HA. 391 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,130 >> HEY! 392 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,200 THAT WAS DUMB OF YOU GUYS. 393 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,830 YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AGAIN! 394 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,460 HA HA HA HA. 395 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,700 IDIOTS! 396 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,900 >> AAGH! 397 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,200 >> EDWARD, 398 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,330 COULD YOU HELP PUT SKIP'S TONGUE 399 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,000 BACK ON? 400 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,530 YOU'RE SMART LIKE THAT, EDWARD. 401 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:33,560 >> THAT'S RIGHT, CHIP. 402 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,310 I AM SMART. 403 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,460 >> THINK. 404 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,630 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 405 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:42,730 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 406 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,830 >> CRAYONS. 407 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:45,930 >> THINK. 408 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:46,960 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 409 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,030 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 410 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,160 --www.ncicap.org--] 411 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,160 >> SOCKS. 412 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:55,760 >> THINK. 413 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:55,900 >> PHHBBLTPHTT!