[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> [LAUGHTER]
OH, DARN.
I DROPPED IT.
>> HEY!
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
>> SORRY.
PASS IT OVER HERE.
>> NO, GIVE IT HERE.
>> WHOOPS!
>> OOF!
>> HEAD'S UP.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO TWIG-HEADS
DOING?
>> WE THOUGHT WE'D TRY MAKING
FRUIT SALAD WHILE HANGING FROM
OUR TONGUES.
>> THAT DOES IT!
I'VE HAD--
>> SORRY.
>> I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS.
IF I GET AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU
DUMB NUTS AS POSSIBLE, IT WILL
STILL BE TOO CLOSE!
>> BYE, EDWARD!
>> THERE GOES A GREAT GUY.
DO YOU THINK HE SAW OUR
UNDERWEAR?
>> I'LL GO PRACTICE MY INTELLECT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> ATTENTION CAMPERS,
THE DEPARTMENT OF FORESTRY HAS
REMINDED US ONCE AGAIN TO STOP
HITTING OUR HEADS AGAINST
BOULDERS.
>> THERE'S THAT VOICE AGAIN.
>> ON A SIMILAR NOTE,
THE FISH AND GAME DEPARTMENT
REMINDS US THAT IT'S NOT WISE TO
PLAY "THIS LITTLE PIGGY" WITH
SLEEPING BEARS.
>> THE VOICE IS COMING OUT OF
THERE!
ANYONE IN THERE?!
HELLO?
>> HEY, CHIP,
DID YOU FIND HIM?
>> I THINK SO.
HE'S TRAPPED.
COME ON, MR. VOICY.
>> YOU CAN DO IT!
>> I WON'T HURT YOU.
AAGH!
>> CHIP?
CHIP?
I THINK HE'S COOKING LUNCH FOR
YOU.
>> HELLO.
HELLO.
IS THIS THING ON?
HELLO?
AAGH!
>> LOOK!
YOU GOT HIM OUT!
>> AAGH!
NO MORE LITTLE PIGGIES!
NO MORE LITTLE PIGGIES, PLEASE!
AAGH!
>> THAT IS ONE SMART BEAR.
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> SLINKMAN HAS NEVER CALLED US
OUT THIS EARLY FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS
BEFORE.
UH-OH.
>> LISTEN UP, CAMPERS,
DUE TO OUR MISHAP YESTERDAY
INVOLVING--
WELL, I WON'T MENTION ANY NAMES,
BUT THEIR INITIALS ARE CHIP AND
SKIP!
>> YAY!
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> HE SAID OUR INITIALS!
>> WE ARE REINSTATING THE RULE
THAT ALL CABIN LEADERS ARE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR BUNKMATES.
THAT MEANS KEEPING THEM FROM
HURTING THEMSELVES OR OTHERS.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
BABY-SITTING?
>> IN YOUR CASE, EDWARD,
IT MEANS DUNG-SITTING--24/7!
>> WHAT?!
>> EDWARD'S GOTTA DUNG-SIT.
>> DOES THAT MEAN HE'S GONNA
SIT ON US?
>> NO!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A
DUNG-SITTER!
I BEG YOU!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
>> I'M SORRY, EDWARD.
IT'S NEW CAMP POLICY!
>> WHOA!
OOF!
>> HEY, EDWARD,
ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON US FOR
AWHILE?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO
DO THAT.
WE JUST HAD BEANS.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> I HATE MY LIFE.
>> [FART]
>> HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY,
BUNNY, BUNNY!
HE WENT UNDER THERE.
[STRAINING]
>> BUNNY!
>> BUNNY?
>> HE'S NOT UNDER HERE.
>> HEY.
THIS ROCK IS KIND OF SLIPPERY.
>> YOU GUYS,
DON'T PLAY WITH THAT ROCK!
IT'S DANGEROUS!
>> OH.
OK.
>> [SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
OUCH!
DON'T STAND HERE!
DON'T TOUCH THIS.
DON'T...
EAT THESE.
[GASPING]
YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF CLAY
NOGGINS.
YOU'RE DOPEY,
DEFICIENT.
YOU'RE UNNECESSARY.
WHAT'S IN THOSE DOMES?
CAN A THOUGHT EVEN SURVIVE IN
THERE?
HERE'S A THOUGHT.
THINK!
>> THINK.
THINK.
THING.
THINK.
CHEESE.
>> WHAT DID EDWARD SAY THE NAME
OF THIS GAME WAS?
>> HANGING WITH EDWARD.
>> OH, YEAH.
I LIKE THIS GAME.
>> OY VEY!
LISTEN, YOU TWO,
HERE'S THE RULES OF THIS GAME.
YOU STAY IN THIS TREE AND WAIT
FOR ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> HE'S SWEET.
>> FINALLY ALONE!
PHEW!
THE WHOLE CABIN TO MYSELF.
>> LET'S NAME THINGS
THAT TASTE GOOD.
>> OK.
YOU START.
>> LEAVES.
>> CRAYONS.
>> ROCKS.
>> BEAR.
>> PILLOWS.
>> PAPER.
>> SOCKS.
HOT DOGS.
FOIE GRAS.
SMOKED GOOSE TERRINE.
>> WITH TRUFFLE BEANS.
>> [YAWN]
[SIGHS]
YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF
DUMMIES.
[SIGHS]
>> OH, NERTS!
STUPID KALEIDOSCOPE!
[MUTTERING]
>> HEY, SAMSON.
WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> IF YOU MUST KNOW,
MY MOM SENT ME THIS NEW
KALEIDOSCOPE.
ONLY, I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK
RIGHT.
>> GIVE ME THAT THING.
YOU JUST PUSH THE THING IN THERE
AND THAT HOLDS IT THERE.
>> AAGH!
MEGA NERTS!
THAT'S A LOT, EDWARD.
>> OH, DON'T MENTION IT, SAMSON.
SOMETIMES STUPID PEOPLE NEED
SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME AROUND.
ESPECIALLY TO HELP THE SMART
PEOPLE LOOK GOOD.
>> GEE.
THANKS, EDWARD.
>> NEXT TIME, TRY USING YOUR
NOODLE, HUH?!
>> NERTS.
NERTS.
OOF!
HEY!
GIVE IT BACK.
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT!
HEY, YOU GUYS FIXED IT.
THAT'S WEIRD.
>> WELL, THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION
OF INCOMING LIGHT WAS
MISALIGNED.
>> WE SIMPLY READJUSTED THE
EYEPIECE TO THE PROPER FOCAL
LENGTH.
>> UH...
WHY DO YOU GUYS SOUND SO SMART?
>> BECAUSE WE ARE SMART.
>> WELL, IF YOU'RE SO SMART,
WHY ARE YOU HANGING UPSIDE DOWN
FROM A TREE?
>> THAT'S AN EASY ONE.
>> WE'RE WAITING FOR EDWARD.
>> YOU'RE MOVE, BRAINLESS.
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MOVE THERE?
TSK, TSK, TSK.
OK, LOSER.
YOU CAN GO CRY NOW.
AH HA HA HA.
AH HA.
I'VE--I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL.
HA.
>> OBSERVE.
WE'VE INVENTED AN ACCELERATED
GROWTH FORMULA.
>> OOH!
YAY!
>> A QUESTION:
WHAT'S 20 BILLION TIMES
CATILLION?
>> 480 LUMPILLION.
>> WOW!
>> TELL ME:
HOW MANY TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE
WILL I USE IN A LIFETIME?
>> YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR
FIRST ONE.
>> THEY'RE TOTALLY RIGHT!
>> PROFESSORS,
IN YOUR EDUCATED OPINION,
DO YOU BELIEVE OUR SUN WILL
BE A FUTURE HABITAT FOR LAVA
PEOPLE?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, LAZLO,
IN 5 BILLION YEARS, OUR SUN WILL
BECOME A RED GIANT, ENGULFING 3
PLANETS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM,
AFTER WHICH IT WILL GO
SUPERNOVA.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD GO
OUT AND START SHARING YOUR
AMAZING BRAIN POWER WITH THE
REST OF THE WORLD.
>> NO!
WE PROMISED EDWARD WE'D STAY IN
THE TREE UNTIL HE GOT BACK.
>> WELL...
WHERE IS EDWARD?
>> YOU GUYS ARE AS DUMB AS
ROCKS!
UGH!
WHO AM I KIDDING?
NO MATTER WHAT I TRY,
IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN
TO THE SAME THING:
I NEED THEIR STUPIDITY
TO MAKE ME FEEL SMART.
[SOBS]
CHIP!
SKIP!
MY BRAINLESS BUDDIES,
I NEED YOUR DENSITY!
EXCUSE ME!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
STEP ASIDE!
OH, THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR--
WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAMES?!
>> HI, EDWARD!
>> I CAN'T LEAVE YOU NUMBSKULLS
ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES WITHOUT
THIS!
>> THEY'RE NOT NUMBSKULLS ANY
MORE.
>> THEY'RE GENIUS SKULLS.
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S TRUE!
>> IT WAS GRAVITY!
>> THE FORCE OF ATTRACTION
BETWEEN TWO MASSIVE BODIES.
>> IT DELIVERED HEMOGLOBIN TO
OUR BRAINS.
>> WE'RE THINKING ON A QUANTUM
LEVEL NOW.
>> HEMO-WHAT'S-IT?
>> HERE, WE MADE YOU A PRESENT.
>> WHAT--WHAT IS IT?
>> A COMPUTER.
>> WE MADE IT OUT OF TWIGS AND
MUD.
>> THE CURRENT OPERATOR IS NOT
SMART ENOUGH TO RUN THIS
COMPUTER.
>> THEY'RE...
THEY'RE SMART.
THEY DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE.
[SOBBING]
>> HEY!
EDWARD!
WHERE YOU GOING?
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA CUT US DOWN?
>> WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>> IF YOU'RE SO SMART,
WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOURSELVES
DOWN?!
>> CUT OURSELVES DOWN?
>> OF COURSE.
WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?
>> WE REDISTRIBUTE THE MOLECULAR
FORCE OF GRAVITY TOWARDS THE
CENTER OF MASS.
>> AND FOCUS THE BALANCE OF
REMAING ENERGY DERIVED FROM
THE CENTRIFUGAL QUOTIENT AND
APPLY IT TO THE ROTATIONAL SUM.
READY?
>> READY.
HEY, EDWARD,
WAIT UP!
>> JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER,
DOESN'T IT?
>> EDWARD!
>> WAIT UP!
EDWARD!
>> JUST GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
OOF!
AAGH!
OOF!
OW!
>> [LAUGHING]
>> OH!
THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB OF YOU
GUYS.
>> HEY, CHIP,
WATCH ME DO A RASPBERRY.
PHHBBLTPHTT!
>> HA HA HA HA.
>> HEY!
THAT WAS DUMB OF YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AGAIN!
HA HA HA HA.
IDIOTS!
>> AAGH!
>> EDWARD,
COULD YOU HELP PUT SKIP'S TONGUE
BACK ON?
YOU'RE SMART LIKE THAT, EDWARD.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, CHIP.
I AM SMART.
>> THINK.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> CRAYONS.
>> THINK.
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>> SOCKS.
>> THINK.
>> PHHBBLTPHTT!