[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> THERE ARE 3 BASIC RULES TO
REMEMBER WHEN COLLECTING
FIREWOOD.
THE FIRST RULE IS TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE COLLECTING FIREWOOD.
THE SECOND RULE IS TO NEVER
TOUCH ANY PLANTS WITH RED
LEAVES, 'CAUSE THAT'S POISON
OAK.
>> [GROANING]
>> AND LASTLY, EVERYONE MUST
CARRY THEIR FAIR SHARE.
>> FAIR SHARE!
>> WOW, CLAM!
WHERE'S YOUR PILE, RAJ?
>> THERE IT IS.
>> AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
GOOD ONE, RAJ!
CLAM, CAN YOU HELP RAJ COLLECT
HIS FAIR SHARE?
>> OK.
>> SEE YOU GUYS BACK AT CAMP.
>> I THINK THE RED ONES TASTE
THE BEST.
>> FAIR SHARE.
>> [GRUNTING]
OH.
THIS WOOD IS HURTING ME.
OH, IT IS SO HEAVY.
OH.
I THINK MY FINGERS ARE GETTING
A CALLOUS.
AAGH!
>> CLAM HELP RAJ.
>> YOU WOULD?
CAN YOU CARRY THIS PIECE?
>> OK.
>> OH, THANKS, LITTLE BUDDY.
HOW ABOUT THIS PIECE?
>> OK.
>> HOW ABOUT THIS PIECE,
AND THIS, AND THAT, AND THIS
PIECE, AND THIS, AND THOSE?
>> OK.
>> THERE.
THANK YOU, LITTLE BUDDY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> FIREWOOD COLLECTING IS MY NEW
FAVORITE ACTIVITY.
>> FAVORITE.
>> UM, CLAM?
>> OK.
>> DO YOU MIND?
>> NO.
>> OH.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
>> [STRAINING]
>> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
>> [STRAINING]
>> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LOO ♪
PHEW!
CARRYING FIREWOOD SURE IS HARD
WORK.
[GARGLING]
AH!
I'M SORRY.
DID YOU WANT SOME, CLAM?
CLAM?!
BUDDY?
CLAM?
CLAM?!
OOF!
OH.
HI, CLAM.
CLAM?
ARE YOU IN THERE?
HEY, LITTLE BUDDY?
YOU'RE NOT CLAM!
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
I HAVE LOST HIM!
HE IS GONE BE--BE--
BECAUSE I DID NOT CARRY MY FAIR
SHARE!
>> HI, RAJ!
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF
COLLECTING FIREWOOD IS?
BEING COMPLETELY COVERED IN TREE
SAP!
>> HA HA HA.
>> [GRUNTING]
GO AHEAD, RAJ.
STICK TO SOMETHING.
>> HA HA.
STICKY.
>> OK, CLAM,
YOUR TURN.
RAJ, WHERE'S CLAM?
>> CLAM?
HE--HE'S UH...
OH, YOU KNOW.
>> KNOW WHAT?
>> HE'LL BE BACK IN ONE MINUTE.
>> OK, WHERE IS HE?
>> WHO?
>> CLAM.
>> OH, HIM.
HA HA.
UH, HE'S--HE'S UM...
PRACTICING HIS BOULDER TOSSING.
>> BUT I THOUGHT HE BROKE HIS
BOULDER.
>> THAT WAS BEFORE HE FIXED IT.
OOH!
ALL THIS CHITCHAT IS MAKING ME
TIRED.
I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP.
>> HE FIXED HIS BOULDER?
>> YEP.
ALL FIXED UP.
AS GOOD AS NEW.
>> THAT'S GREAT!
LET'S GO WATCH HIM PRACTICE.
GEE.
THAT'S ODD.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE FIXED HIS
BOULDER.
>> HE MUST HAVE PUT IT BACK
TOGETHER...
AND THEN BROKEN IT AGAIN INTO
MANY TINY PIECES.
>> I'M NOT SO SURE.
YOU DID SEE HIM DOWN HERE,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> THERE HE IS!
>> WHERE?!
>> IN THE MESS HALL.
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT
MYSTERY.
>> COME ON, RAJ.
LET'S JOIN HIM FOR LUNCH.
>> I LOST MY APPETITE.
[SAWING]
>> [STRAINING]
[PANTING]
MORE FIREWOOD!
RAJ'S SHARE.
RAJ?!
UH-OH!
CLAM LOST RAJ!
MUST FIND RAJ.
RAH?!
>> [MUTTERING]
>> HEY, RAJ, DID YOU FIND CLAM?
I LOOKED ALL OVER THE MESS HALL,
BUT I MUST HAVE JUST MISSED HIM.
>> WAIT!
HE'S RIGHT HERE,
OF COURSE!
>> CLAM?
THAT'S NOT CLAM.
IT'S JUST A CONE AND A BAG OF
CHIPS.
CLAM IS NOT A CONE AND A BAG OF
CHIPS, RAJ.
>> HA HA HA.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THAT IS OBVIOUSLY CLAM.
HA HA.
>> HMM.
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM
WHEN I SQUINT REALLY HARD.
OK, RAJ.
WHERE'S THE REAL CLAM?
WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU LOST CLAM IN THE WOODS,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> NO, I DIDN'T!
I--
>> WELL, WHERE IS HE?
>> I, UH--I...
[BIRD SCREECHING]
UH...
CLAM TURNED INVISIBLE.
AAGH!
>> OK...
SO, CLAM IS INVISIBLE?
>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> THAT...
IS...
AMAZING!
RAJ, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
SOONER?!
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE ME.
>> OH, I BELIEVE YOU.
WOW!
INVISIBILITY.
THAT'S GOTTA BE THE BEST
ABILITY.
YOU KNOW, THAT AND FLYING.
HEY!
CAN CLAM FLY, TOO?
>> UM...
SURE.
WHY NOT?
>> WAIT!
SO, YOU CAN SEE CLAM FLYING?
>> HA.
OF COURSE NOT.
HE'S INVISIBLE, REMEMBER?
>> OH, YEAH.
WELL, THEN HOW CAN YOU TELL?
>> UM, I...
I CAN SMELL HIM.
HE'S STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
>> WOW!
HEY, CLAM.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.
SEE, RAJ?
DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO TELL THE
TRUTH?
I MEAN, THE TRUTHFULLY HONEST
TRUTH.
IN MY HONEST OPINION, NOTHING
BEATS IT.
HERE.
TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND CLAM
BEFORE CLAM'S INVISIBILITY WEARS
OFF.
WE HAVE TO DOCUMENT THIS.
>> OH.
>> RAJ?!
RAJ?!
[PANTING]
RAJ?!
>> [PANTING]
ALMOST.
[GRUNTING]
I GOT YOU.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M TRYING TO PLAY TAG WITH
CLAM, BUT HE WON'T STOP FLYING.
>> CLAM'S FLYING?
WHERE?!
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
>> OH, YEAH.
BECAUSE HE'S INVISIBLE.
>> OOH!
WHO SOLD YOU THAT CROCK?
>> IT'S NO CROCK, EDWARD.
YOU CAN EVEN ASK RAJ.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK AT CLAM.
HE'S FLYING, AND HE'S INVISIBLE.
JUST ASK RAJ!
>> HIGHLY IMPROBABLE.
>> TOTALLY ILLOGICAL.
>> THE ONLY THING INVISIBLE IN
THIS CAMP IS LAZLO'S BRAIN.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> MAKE FUN ALL YOU WANT,
EDWARD, BUT CLAM IS INVISIBLE.
>> NO, HE'S NOT!
RAJ IS LYING TO YOU.
>> HEY!
THERE'S TWO THINGS THAT WILL
ALWAYS BE TRUE OF RAJ:
NUMBER ONE, HE IS NOT A LIAR;
AND TWO, HIS TRUNK IS SENSITIVE
ENOUGH TO SMELL AN INVISIBLE
FLYING ALBINO PIGMY RHINO.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> LAZLO?
>> YEAH, RAJ?
>> I...
I...
I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO THE
CABIN.
HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH CLAM.
DEAR LAZLO.
IT IS TRUE I LOST CLAM.
I AM A DISGRACE TO CAMP KIDNEY.
I AM GOING INTO THE WOODS
TO LIVE IN SHAME.
YOUR FRIEND OF BAD QUALITY,
RAJ.
[CRASH]
HUH?!
OH.
PROBABLY JUST MY IMAGINATION.
[CRASH]
BE CALM, RAJ.
JUST IGNORE WHATEVER IS BACK
THERE AND IT WILL LEAVE YOU
ALONE.
[CRASH]
AAGH!
[PANTING]
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER LIE
AGAIN!
I ONLY WANTED TO LIVE IN SHAME!
AAGH!
[GRUNTS]
[STAMMERING]
[SCREAMING]
>> RAJ!
>> CLAM?!
HA HA HA HA!
OH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
I AM SO, SO SORRY I LOST YOU,
LITTLE BUDDY.
>> IT'S OK.
>> NO, NO.
IT IS NOT.
FROM NOW ON, I PROMISE I WILL
CARRY MY FAIR SHARE.
>> FAIR SHARE.
AND I'LL TAKE THAT PIECE, TOO,
IF YOU WANT.
>> THANKS, RAJ.
>> CLAM, WHAT IS THAT?
>> LOG CAR!
WANT A RIDE?
>> SURE!
WHOO!
YEAH!
>> HEY, RAJ, YOU JUST MISSED THE
BEST GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK.
CLAM WAS UNSTOPPABLE!
RAJ?
I MUST HAVE JUST MISSED HIM.
WELL, I BETTER LEAVE HIM A NOTE
IN CASE HE COMES BACK.
DEAR RAJ,
I AM WRITING YOU A NOTE.
HEY!
WHAT HAPPENED TO "DEAR RAJ"?
MAYBE THIS INK'S EXPIRED OR
SOMETHING.
[GASPS]
INVISIBLE INK!
THIS MUST BE HOW CLAM TURNED
INVISIBLE.
AND I COULDN'T FIND RAJ 'CAUSE
HE'S INVISIBLE, TOO!
AND MAYBE LAZLO CAN BE
INVISIBLE.
WHOA!
>> WHOO!
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> LOG CAR'S TOO FAST!
>> LAZLO!
LOOK WHO I FOUND!
>> RAJ!
THERE YOU ARE!
NICE LOG CAR.
>> THANKS.
IT'S CLAM'S.
ANYWAYS, I KNOW THAT MY NOTE
SAID I WENT INTO THE WOODS
FOR GOOD, BUT I'M BACK!
CLAM IS SAFE,
AND I AM SORRY.
I'LL NEVER EVER LIE TO YOU...
LAZLO?
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> OVER HERE!
>> WHERE?!
>> HERE!
WHAT NOTE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> YOU DIDN'T GET MY NOTE?
>> DO YOU MEAN THAT PIECE OF
PAPER NEXT TO THAT BOTTLE OF
INVISIBLE INK THAT YOU GUYS HAVE
BEEN HIDING FROM ME?!
HA HA!
WHAT A GREAT GAG!
>> INVISIBLE INK?
>> CAN I GO FOR A RIDE, TOO?
>> UM...
SURE.
HA HA HA.
>> [GRUNTING]
EXCUSE ME.
COMING THROUGH.
OH.
>> SORRY.
>> COME ON, CLAM.
STEP ON IT!
>> INVISIBLE!
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> OOH!
>> YAY!
>> AAGH!
SLINKMAN!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> AAH.
[GOAT BLEATS]
[GRUNTS]
[COW MOOS]
[GRUNTS]
>> AAGH!
>> GRRR!
[GRUNTING]
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