[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS,
ATTENTION, CAMPERS--
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO!"
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WELL, CAMPERS,
EVERYONE LOOKS REALLY EXCITED TO
EARN THEIR DIGGING BADGE.
>> WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?
>> WELL...
DIG.
>> WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT?
>> DIGGING'S REALLY FUN.
JUST ASK HIM.
>> UH...
IT PAYS THE BILLS.
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?
DIGGING?!
OH, COME ON!
EVERYONE LIKES TO DIG,
DON'T THEY?
YOU FIND ALL SORTS OF THINGS
WHEN YOU DIG.
YOU FIND...
DIRT AND DINOSAUR BONES AND...
>> DINOSAUR BONES!
>> [GASPS]
YAY!
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> OUT OF MY WAY, LOAFERS.
I'M FINDING ME SOME BONES!
>> THAT'S IT, BOYS.
DIG AWAY.
AND REMEMBER, THE DINOSAUR BONES
ARE ONLY IN THE ROPED-OFF AREA.
>> WHOO!
I HAVE ALREADY FOUND SOMETHING!
IT IS A DINOSAUR EYEBALL.
>> THAT'S JUST A BOTTLE CAP.
>> I DID NOT KNOW DINOSAURS
DRANK SODA.
>> I THINK I HIT A BONE!
DINOSAUR BONES ARE AS HARD AS
ROCKS.
OOF!
>> I THINK I HIT A BONE, TOO.
>> OOH.
>> I FOUND A TOOTH.
>> WHOO!
>> JUST LOOK AT THEM,
WORKING SO HARD MOVING THAT
DIRT...
OR SHOULD I SAY...
DIGGING THE FOUNDATION FOR MY
BOWLING ALLEY!
HA HA HA.
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. FIRST PLACE
TROPHY, YOU'VE BEEN LIVING THE
SINGLE LIFE FOR TOO LONG.
>> [GROANING]
>> [GRUNTING]
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
I'M GOING TO BED!
>> ME, TOO.
[SNORING]
>> GOOD IDEA, GUYS.
WE'RE GONNA NEED REST TO PULL UP
ALL THOSE DINOSAUR BONES
TOMORROW MORNING.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
GOOD MORNING, DINOSAUR BONES!
>> [CHEERING]
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUT A
BOWLING ALLEY ON TOP OF OUR
DIGGING AREA.
>> NO, NOT THAT.
THAT.
>> THIS, MY LITTLE CAMPERS, IS A
BOWLING JERSEY.
>> WHAT DOES BOWLING HAVE TO DO
WITH DINOSAUR BONES?
>> NOTHING, YOU FOOL.
WE'VE BEEN HOODWINKED.
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
LUMPUS TRICKED US INTO CLEARING
A SPACE FOR HIS BOWLING ALLEY.
>> OH, EDWARD!
HA HA HA!
REMIND ME TO GIVE YOU YOUR
DETECTIVE SKILLS BADGE.
>> AAGH!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BOWLING!
>> WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT.
>> I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING
FISHY GOING ON.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DINOSAUR
BONES?
>> THERE ARE NO BONES,
YOU BONEHEAD!
>> THAT'S ODD.
WELL, I GUESS THAT LEAVES MORE
FOR US.
>> I THINK I'M LATE FOR MY YOGA
LESSON, LAZLO.
>> YOGA!
>> OH, WELL.
I'LL SAVE THEM SOME.
>> [HUMMING]
OOH!
HA HA HA HA.
AH!
OH, IT'S TROPHY TIME.
AH!
[SCREAMS]
[PANTING]
WHERE DID THIS SPECK OF DIRT
COME FROM?!
AAGH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> DIGGING FOR DINOSAUR BONES.
>> WE ALREADY COVERED THIS!
THERE ARE NO DINOSAUR BONES.
I LIED SO YOU'D DIG ME A SPOT
FOR MY BOWLING ALLEY!
>> AW!
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE
ME FEEL BETTER 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
FOUND ANY DINOSAUR BONES YET.
YOU'RE TOO KIND,
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> CAN I SEE THAT SHOVEL FOR A
SECOND?
>> SURE.
>> OOPS.
DO I SMELL A STRIKE?
>> ♪ I'LL BE DIGGING UP
THE DINO BONES
ALL DAY LONG ♪
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
ARCHEOLOGICAL IN THIS ROCK.
>> [SCREAMING]
GUESS YOU WERE WRONG.
OK, PINS,
BRING IT!
OOH, YEAH!
I'M MAMMA-JAMMA!
OK, ALGONQUIN,
YOU'RE ONE STRIKE AWAY FROM A
PERFECT GAME.
FOCUS.
>> STRIKE!
PERFECT GAME!
>> WHOO!
YEAH!
PERFECT GAME!
[GRUNTING]
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪
OH, YEAH!
[JACKHAMMER]
>> OH, HI THERE, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> OOPS!
I MEAN, GUTTER BALL.
>> SEE YA, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
HAPPY BOWLING.
>> [GROWLING]
[MUTTERING]
"DON'T WORRY, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
I'LL FIND A DINOSAUR."
[SCREAMING]
I WORK HARD.
I EAT MY VEGETABLES.
AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR
IT?
A MONKEY WITH A DIGGING
ADDICTION.
[SOBS]
OK.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN
PUT A STOP TO THIS.
A GOOD OLD-FASHION DOSE OF
YELLING.
LAZLO!
>> COME ON, GUYS.
I'M TRYING TO WORK.
I COULD HAVE SWORN SOMEONE JUST
YELLED AT ME.
OH, WELL.
>> HEY, LUMPY,
COME HERE.
>> HUH?
>> HEY.
IF LAZLO FINDS A BONE,
HE'LL STOP DIGGING.
>> WHAT?
REALLY?
>> HERE.
YOU CAN USE MY TOE.
I DON'T NEED IT.
HA HA HA.
>> TOE?
BUT THAT'S A...
BONE?
MAYBE HE WILL STOP DIGGING IF HE
FINDS WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR.
HEY.
I THINK THAT T-REX HALLUCINATION
WAS ONTO SOMETHING.
GOOD MORNING, LAZLO.
FOUND ANY FOSSILS TODAY?
>> NO, NOT YET.
BUT I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT
THIS SPOT.
>> SPEAKING OF FEELINGS,
I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT THAT SPOT
OVER THERE.
SEE IT?
>> HUH.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS THERE.
>> I HAVE A FEELING THAT IF YOU
DIG OVER THERE, YOU'LL FIND A
DINOSAUR BONE IN...
OH, TWO OR 3 SHOVELS WORTH OF
DIRT.
>> I'LL DIG OVER THERE
ONCE I'M DONE WITH THIS SPOT.
>> YEAH--WELL--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HUH?
HEY, I WASN'T FINISHED YET.
>> THERE.
NOW, START DIGGING.
>> WELL, ALL RIGHT.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> OH, NOTHING.
>> WAIT, WHAT?!
>> NO BONES HERE.
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT, I GUESS.
>> GET OUT OF MY WAY!
[GRUNTING]
WHY ISN'T IT HERE?
>> I DON'T THINK ANYTHING IS
DOWN THERE, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> IT'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
GIVE ME THAT!
[GRUNTING]
>> WOW!
I WISH I WAS THAT EXCITED ABOUT
PALEONTOLOGY.
OR AM I?
>> [PANTING]
I QUIT.
NO SPORT IS WORTH THIS...
THIS TORTURE!
[GROANS]
>> HEY!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
>> [GROANS]
>> EH?!
EH?!
>> YOU FOUND A DINOSAUR BONE?
>> I FOUND A DINOSAUR BONE!
>> HURRAY!
>> WHOO!
EVERYONE, LOOK!
I FOUND ONE!
>> HA HA HA.
HA HA HA!
IT WORKED.
IT WORKED!
AH!
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY, PINS,
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A
MOUTHFUL OF BOWLING BALL.
[AIR HORN TOOTS]
>> THIS WAY, GUYS!
I FOUND IT OVER HERE!
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S GO!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
WE'RE EXCAVATING THE WHOLE CAMP.
I WANT ALL THE BONES IN THIS
CAMP BY DINNERTIME.
[TOOT TOOT]
>> NO!
STOP, STOP!
IT WAS ALL A FAKE!
THERE ARE NO DINOSAUR BONES!
>> THIS THING'S BLOCKING THE
DINOSAUR BONES.
GET IT OUT OF HERE!
GO, GO!
>> NO!
NOT MY BOWLING ALLEY!
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
CLAM FOUND SOMETHING!
>> SOMETHING BIG.
>> WELL?
WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S HEAVY.
NEED HELP.
>> COME ON, EVERYONE.
LET'S HELP CLAM.
>> PULL!
>> [GRUNTING]
>> PHEW!
I SAY!
IT WAS QUITE HOT DOWN THERE.
>> AAGH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
BEAN SCOUTS!
AAGH!
WHOA!
OH, OH!
AAGH!
OOF!
>> STRIKE.
PERFECT GAME.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> AAH.
[GOAT BLEATS]
[GRUNTS]
[COW MOOS]
[GRUNTS]
>> AAGH!
>> GRRR!
[GRUNTING]
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