[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> âª THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND AND LAZLO
WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
>> âª AND THEN THE TRIO
WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> OK, BOYS AND GIRLS.
LET'S FIND OUR SEATS NOW.
WE ARE JUST MERE MINUTES
FROM OUR EXCITING FIELD TRIP
DESTINATION.
>> TWEETA--TWEETA--TWEET--
>> AH, FRANKLIN?
>> OH, DEAR.
>> WE ARE ALMOST THERE.
OLD GEEZER GEYSER.
NOW, NOW, TRY TO CONTAIN
YOURSELVES, SCOUTS.
I KNOW WE'RE ALL EXCITED.
>> [SNORING]
>> âª RUDY IS BEING A GIRL âª
>> âª I'M SITTING
ON TOP OF THE WORLD âª
>> WHY, EDWARD, WHY?
>> I DON'T KNOW, SAMSON.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT GIRLS SHOULD
NOT BE ALLOWED ON OUR BUS.
>> WHO? ME?
>> WOW, RAJ.
THIS IS AMAZING.
THIS VERY INFORMATIVE NATIONAL
PARK PAMPHLET SAYS THAT WHEN A
GEYSER'S ABOUT TO BLOW,
IT'LL EMIT AN UNUSUAL SOUND.
>> YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
[PBBBT, TRUMPETING]
[LAUGHTER]
>> âª OH-OH âª
[GIGGLES]
>> WHAT IS IT FOR THE 20th TIME,
PATSY?
>> NEVER MIND.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT WELL.
>> DING-DONGS.
>> SO, WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?
>> WELL, IT ALSO SAYS
THAT A GEYSER--
>> LAZLO!
>> YES, PATSY?
>> UM, I WAS JUST THINKING
[GIGGLES]
WILL YOU SIT NEXT TO
ME ON THE BUS ON THE WAY BACK?
[ALL GASP]
>> HE WOULDN'T DARE.
>> OF COURSE HE CAN'T.
LAZLO IS SITTING NEXT TO ME--
RAJ--THE BEST FRIEND.
HA HA.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO RIDICULOUS?
[ALL SIGHING]
>> [BLOWING]
>> TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
>> GIRLS--HA HA.
>> SURE THING, PATSY.
I'LL SIT NEXT TO YOU.
>> WHAT?
[ALL SCREAMING]
>> BEHOLD OLD GEEZER GEYSER.
A PHENOMENON SO POWERFUL THAT
FEW HAVE GAZED UPON ITS
MAGNIFICENCE WITHOUT FEELING
PURE AWE.
WHAT A NICE PLAQUE.
HEY, SCOUTS, DID YOU
SEE THIS PLAQUE?
IT IS REALLY NICE.
>> IS THAT IT?
I'VE GOT BOILS BIGGER THAN THAT.
>> LAZLO.
>> YEAH, RAJ?
>> UM--UH--CLAM AND I--
I--I MEAN--[STAMMERING]--I--
YOU CAN'T SIT NEXT TO PATSY!
THERE. I SAID IT.
>> WHY NOT, RAJ?
>> [SIGHS] BECAUSE, LAZLO,
PATSY'S A GIRL,
AND BOYS AND GIRLS SHOULDN'T
SIT TOGETHER ON THE BUS.
>> OH, RAJ, YOU'RE JUST BEING
SILLY.
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
IT SAYS A CRAZED VISITOR ONCE
TRIED TO PLUG OLD GEEZER
BY SITTING ON IT.
>> IT'LL MESS UP THE BEAN SCOUT
SEATING ORDER.
>> WELL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE FUN
SITTING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> SLINKMAN WON'T ALLOW IT.
>> HE ENCOURAGES CHANGE.
>> YOU'LL GET COOTIES.
>> ALREADY GOT 'EM.
>> YOUR EYEBALLS WILL EXPLODE!
>> COOL.
>> HMPH! WHAT DOES SHE
WANT FROM HIM, ANYWAY?
>> [SPEAKING FRENCH] ON THE BUS.
>> HI YA, GANG.
DID YOU KNOW THAT OLD GEEZER
GEYSER ERUPTS EVERY 15 MINUTES?
ACCORDING TO MY WATCH, WE HAVE
EXACTLY 6 MINUTES REMAING
UNTIL IT BLOWS.
WELL, YOU FELLOWS SHOULD
CHECK OUT THAT NICE PLAQUE
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
>> A GIRL.
ON OUR SIDE OF THE BUS.
AS THE SUN SLOWLY SETS ON MY
CHILDHOOD, THE DARKNESS
SUFFOCATES ME INTO ADOLESCENCE.
>> SLOW DOWN THERE,
[INDISTINCT] BOY.
IF THOSE GIRLS THINK THEY CAN
MUSCLE THEIR WAY
INTO OUR TURF ON MY WATCH,
THEY GOT ANOTHER THING COMING.
HUDDLE UP, GENTLEMEN.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
AS SOON AS THE GEEZER SPITS, WE
BEELINE FULL SPEED TO THE BUS.
WE STORM THE AISLES AND HOG
EVERY SEAT ON OUR SIDE,
SHOVING OUT THE GIRLS BEFORE
THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN.
GOT IT?
>> OK.
>> SAME HERE.
>> HMPH! HMPH!
>> 30 SECONDS TILL GEYSER TIME.
>> HMPH.
>> WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK ON
THAT BUS UNTIL EVERYONE
SEES THIS.
>> NOT GETTING ON THE BUS?
>> HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, SCOUTS.
LIFT-OFF IN T-MINUS...
>> 10-9-
>> 8-7-6...
>> ON YOUR MARK, GET SET.
>> 4-3-
>> THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, LAZLO!
>> HUH?
>> DID IT BLOW?
>> UH...
>> WAS THAT IT?
DID I MISS IT?
>> WELL, THAT WAS 15 MINUTES
EXACTLY.
HUH.
THIS IS NOT A VERY GOOD PLAQUE.
>> OH, GREAT.
THE GEEZER'S GOT A HEAD COLD.
COME ON.
SNEEZE ALREADY!
>> EDWARD, WHAT ABOUT OUR PLAN?
>> HUH. WELL, I GUESS
THAT WAS IT, CLAM.
VERY INTERESTING EXPERIENCE,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
>> INTERESTING.
>> WHERE'S RAJ?
>> UH, BUS?
>> OH, RIGHT.
HE WAS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE
SEATING, WASN'T HE?
>> WAKE UP, GRETCHEN.
THE HOLE DIDN'T BLOW.
>> HUH? WELL, COME ON, THEN.
THE FASTER WE CAN GET
BACK TO CAMP, THE BETTER.
>> OH, I THINK THE GIRLS ARE
GOING BACK TO THE BUS.
>> [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
>> YOU CAN'T YET. WAIT!
>> AHH.
[SCREAMING]
>> STUPID PLAQUE.
>> THAT'S OUR CUE, BOYS.
CHARGE!
>> I WONDER WHY
IT DIDN'T ERUPT.
>> MAYBE IT'S UPSET.
>> WE'RE ALMOST THERE, FELLAS.
ALMOST THERE!
[CRASH]
>> YOU'D GET UPSET TOO IF YOU
HAD TO SNEEZE EVERY 15 MINUTES
FOR AN ENDLESS STREAM OF
TOURISTS.
>> AFTER YOU, PATSY
>> THANK YOU, LAZLO.
>> ARE WE STILL SITTING
TOGETHER, PATSY?
>> SURE, LAZLO.
>> NO, DON'T DO IT, LAZLO.
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO STOP YOU
FROM SITTING NEXT TO HER, LAZLO!
[CRASH]
HEH HEH.
>> OH, UM, HEY, RAJ.
>> HA HA HA.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> HEH HEH.
I-I'VE GOT THIS ONE,
LAZLO, BUDDY.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
RIGHT?
HA HA HA.
>> UH, OK.
HEY, PATSY, I GUESS RAJ IS
GOING TO SIT NEXT TO YOU.
IS THAT OK?
>> SURE.
THAT'S GREAT.
>> [GROANING]
>> ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR.
THIS IS THE BOYS' BUS,
AND WHEN YOU GIRLS
ARE ON OUR BUS,
YOU PLAY BY OUR RULES.
SO, IF THIS YOUNG LADY
INSISTS ON SITTING ON WHAT IS
TRADITIONALLY CALLED THE "BOYS'
SIDE," THEN THE REST OF YOU
GIRLS NEED TO GET UP NOW AND
MOVE TO WHAT WILL BE HEREAFTER
REFERRED TO AS THE GIRLS' SIDE.
RIGHT BEHIND REGINA HERE.
>> DUMB BOY.
>> NO WAY.
>> COME ON. MOVE 'EM OUT.
LET'S GO.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
MOVE ALONG
LET'S GO.
>> [INDISTINCT] EYE STALKS.
OK, OK, SETTLE DOWN, SCOUTS.
IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME FROM YOUR
GRUMBLING THAT YOU ARE
DISAPPOINTED WITH OUR
FIELD TRIP.
AND HONESTLY, I CAN'T BLAME YOU.
I MEAN, WHEN A CERTAIN PLAQUE.
ADVERTISES THAT A CERTAIN
GEYSER IS GOING TO ERUPT AT A
CERTAIN TIME...
FANTASTICAL CAVERNS.
15 MINUTES AWAY. HMPH.
EDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT I TOLD EVERYONE TO
TAKE A SEAT.
>> OH. UH, RIGHT.
MY THRONE AWAITS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GUYS
ON THIS FIELD TRIP?
>> WE'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> THEY WERE HERE.
>> YEAH, I REMBER THEM
BY THE GEYSER.
>> TOTALLY.
>> WELL, WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO SIT?
>> ALMONDINE'S GOT A SEAT.
>> YEAH.
UGH!
>> OH. OH.
IT ISN'T SO BAD
SITTING ON THIS SIDE.
NEXT TO A BUNCH OF G-GIRLS.
HA.
[WHIMPERING]
EASY, RAJ. EASY.
OOH.
>> 15 MINUTES.
15.
OH, ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY NOW.
CARE TO PUT A WAGER ON THAT,
FANTASTICAL CAVERNS?
>> WHOA!
>> HEY, FIND YOUR OWN SEAT.
>> COME ON. YOU CAN MAKE SOME
SPACE.
>> I HEARD ALMONDINE HAS NOBODY
SITTING NEXT TO HER.
>> UGH!
>> [TEETH CHATTERING]
UHH.
>> HEY, RAJ, CAN I
TELL YOU SOMETHING?
>> HA. AH, YES, PATSY.
>> OH, 5 MINUTES, MY EYE STALKS.
>> EEE!
>> JUST [INDISTINCT] ME.
>> TRY ALMONDINE.
>> UGH!
>> 5 MINUTES TO FANTASTICAL
CAVERNS?
WELL, WHERE IS IT, HUH?
>> WHOA! AAH!
>> IT'S ABOUT A VERY
GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
>> A...FRIEND?
>> I'VE BEEN ON THIS TRIP
THE WHOLE TIME, I SWEAR!
>> QUIT MESSING WITH ME, BEAVER!
>> MAKE IT STOP,
MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!
>> ALL RIGHT, MR. FANTASTICAL
CAVERNS, IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES.
SO WHERE ARE YA? HUH?
[ALL SCREAMING]
>> GRETCHEN LIKES EDWARD.
[GIGGLES]
>> UM, WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
>> HUH.
I GUESS THAT WAS 15 MINUTES.
>> COME ON, ALGONQUIN.
NOW PUT SOME LEG INTO IT.
>> YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,
MISS DOE.
>> OH! OH! OH! OH!
ATTABOY.
>> OOH, MISS DOE.
>> WAY TO GO.
>> âª DEE, DEE, DA, DA, DA, DEE âª
>> OH, I LOVE IT.
[LAUGHS]
>> YOU KNOW, THIS IS
KIND OF FUN.
>> WHEE!
>> OH. ROWR.
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>> [SCREECHING]
>> [BLOWS HORN]