[REVEILLE PLAYS]
>> ATTENTION CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR CAMP LAZLO.
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND AND LAZLO
WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THE TRIO
WENT TO CAMP AND TURNED IT
UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> COME ON, RAJ.
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
>> ALMOST READY.
>> LUNCH IS ALMOST OVER AND YOU
KNOW HOW MUCH CLAM LOVES
VEGAN FRIDAY.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
I CANNOT FIND MY SHOES.
DON'T TELL ME CLAM IS
DRESSED UP AS A STALK OF CELERY
AGAIN.
>> NO, NOT CELERY.
>> BROCCOLI. IT'S A GREENS.
>> I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I CAN'T FIND THEM,
AND I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
>> WELL, JUST GET YOUR SANDALS,
THEN, AND LET'S GO.
>> THAT GOAT FROM THE PETTING
ZOO ATE THEM--REMEMBER?
>> TENNIS SHOES?
>> LUMPUS' ROOM.
>> FLIP-FLOPS.
>> IN THE LAKE.
AHA! MY GALOSHES.
TA-DA!
[GRUNTING] OH! OH! OH.
I'M COMING.
I'M COMING!
HA HA HA. OH, THAT IS
ONE TRICKY GALOSH.
MUST BE A ROCK
STUCK IN THERE OR SOMETHING.
AAH!
A SPIDER WAS IN MY SHOE!
OH, I HATE BUGS.
THEY ARE REPULSIVE!
>> BUT, RAJ.
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS SAYS
BUGS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF
CAMP KIDNEY.
SAYING BUGS ARE REPULSIVE IS
LIKE SAYING THAT SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS IS REPULSIVE.
[MUNCHING]
[BELCH]
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO
WITH BUGS!
>> OK, OK, RAJ.
>> [SOBBING] I WILL NEVER WEAR
GALOSHES AGAIN.
OH! OH! WHERE COULD IT HAVE
COME FROM?
AAH! THERE!
THAT IS WHERE IT CAME FROM.
HAAA!
LEAVE ME!
AAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
>> JEEZ, CLAM, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TRY AND HELP HIM WITH HIS
FEAR OF BUGS
>> PHOBIA.
>> UH...UH...HMM-HMM, HMM-HMM.
I KNOW.
THIS LITTLE BUG TOY
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
>> OH, SO CUTE.
>> HEY, RAJ, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE
TOY BUG.
ISN'T IT CUTE?
>> [WHIMPERING]
>> I THINK IT'S WORKING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
SOMETHING ELSE.
>> [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
>> ♪ OH, RAJ, I'VE GOT SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP YOU
WITH YOUR BUG PROBLEM ♪
AN ANT FARM.
SEE, THERE'S A LITTLE FARM FULL
OF THESE LITTLE HARMLESS ANTS
WHERE ALL THEY DO IS MAKE
LITTLE TUNNELS.
HEY, THEY'RE SPELLING SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
THEY'RE SAYING, "HI RAJ!"
AND LOOK--NOW THEY'RE SAYING,
"WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU!"
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> [CHEERING]
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO, CLAM.
>> HE NEEDS TIME.
>> WHAT'S ALL THIS?
>> CIRCUS.
[BUZZING]
>> RAJ, UM, WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE WITH THE CABIN?
>> HA HA HA HA HA!
I HAVE COMPLETELY
BUG-PROOFED EVERYTHING.
HEE HEE!
IT IS ALMOST
IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY INSECT
TO GET IN HERE. HA HA.
AND BUG ME!
>> ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE?
>> WELL, YES.
THE ONE FLAW IS THAT
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN.
THE DOOR'S OPEN!
AAH! A BUG!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
STOP.
B--B--B--B--BACK UP.
NO.
BACK UP.
SOME MORE.
UM, NO.
COME CLOSER.
ROLL OVER.
SIT UP.
SPEAK!
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> YOU MAKE AN ELEPHANT TOOT
LIKE I DO!
[TRUMPETS]
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> HA HA HA HA HA HA.
>> [YAWNS]
>> OH, YOU ARE TIRED.
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
OH, HERE YOU GO, LITTLE BUGGY.
>> [MURMURING, SUCKING]
>> I THINK I WILL CALL
YOU "ELEBUG."
>> LOOKS LIKE OUR PAL NO LONGER
HATES BUGS.
>> LOVE BUG.
>> [BELCH]
>> BYE, RAJ.
HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH YOUR BUG.
HUH. THERE GOES OUR BOY, CLAM.
A BEAN AND HIS BUG.
>> THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
[SOBBING]
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> WHOA-WHOA-WHEE-WHEE-
WHOA-WHEE--
UHH.
WHOA. A BUG'S LIFE
ISN'T EASY, IS IT?
UHH.
ELEBUG?
WHERE'D HE GO?
OH, THERE YOU ARE!
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> WHAT?
OH, WHO'S THAT?
ELEBUG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THAT IS A
STRANGE BUG?
>> [PBBBT]
>> I AM NOT A BUG HATER.
HOW DARE YOU?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A
BUG HATER.
SEE?
I--FINE. HEH HEH.
HEH HEH.
OH. [STAMMERING]
OH. OK.
WELCOME ABOARD.
[LAUGHS]
A BEARD OF BUGS!
OH, MY
HATS OFF TO THE FLAG.
ONE NATION UNDER A BUG.
WALKING THE DOG, OH, YEAH.
OH, NO.
[INDISTINCT]
[SHUDDERS]
>> SO THAT'S WHY I WON'T PLAY
CROQUET ANYMORE.
[HORN PLAYING "LA CUCARACHA"]
>> SALUTATIONS, FELLOW
BEAN SCOUTS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> I WAS JUST SHARING THE GOOD
NEWS ABOUT BUGS.
>> WELL, COULD YOU PLEASE
SHARE IT ABOUT 100 YARDS
IN THE OTHER DIRECTION?
ANYWAY, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE
DISGUSTED BY BUGS, RAJ.
>> NOT ANYMORE.
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.
THE BUG LIGHT.
FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT
LICE CAN TASTE WITH THEIR FEET
AND THAT A COCKROACH WILL LIVE
9 DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD?
AND THAT IT'S ONLY THE GIRL
MOSQUITO THAT BITES.
>> NO SURPRISE THERE.
>> LOOK, CAPTAIN MAGGOT.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT BUGS.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE GO
OUT OF OUR WAY TO CRUSH BUGS.
>> YEAH. CRUSH BUGS.
>> SKIP AND CHIP,
YOU TWO ARE BUGS.
>> WE ARE NOT BUGS.
>> YEAH, WE ARE VERMIN.
>> LET'S GO, FELLOWS, BEFORE
SPIDER BOY LAYS EGGS
UNDER OUR SKIN.
>> WHAT A TERMITE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THOSE POOR UNENLIGHTENED
MISFORTUNATES.
WE WILL JUST HAVE TO SHOW THEM
THE BEAUTY AND COMPANIONSHIP
THAT BUGS CAN BRING
TO THEIR LIVES.
RIGHT, ELE?
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> [SNORING]
>> A LITTLE BUG ON EVERY BED.
A LITTLE FRIEND NEAR EVERY HEAD.
[GIGGLING]
[BUZZING]
OK, ELE.
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY TO SPREAD
THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT BUGS.
OH, HELLO, EVERYONE.
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE BUG LIGHT?
>> ZIP IT, BUG BOY.
>> MOSQUITOES HAVE SUCKED UP
ALL THE HIPPO'S BLOOD.
>> THE LEMMINGS REFUSE TO LEAVE
THE LAKE.
>> AND I'VE DARN NEAR SCRATCHED
OFF ALL OF MY FUR, MAN.
>> YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN
A PUPPY.
BUT NO--YOU GOT PET BUGS!
>> DON'T WORRY, RAJ.
YOU DON'T NEED A PUPPY.
CLAM AND I TOTALLY SUPPORT
YOUR BUG PAL.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WE DON'T CARE.
>> JUST QUIT IT WITH THE
INSECTS, HUH?
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> STOP BEFRIENDING THE BUGS!
>> COME ON, ELEBUG.
WE WILL SPEND THE NIGHT
IN THE WOODS WITH A
BETTER CLASS OF COMPANY.
>> THERE GOES OUR BOY AGAIN.
>> BYE, BOY. AGAIN.
[BUZZING]
>> MWAH.
YOU'LL BE WARM UNDER MY FEZ.
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> GOOD NIGHT, ELE.
[YAWNS]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
AH, GOOD MORNING, ELEBUG.
ELEBUG?
ELE?
ELE? ELEBUG?
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> WOW. WHAT WAS THAT?
>> IT SOUNDED LIKE A KIDNEY
STONE PASSING A KIDNEY STONE.
>> IT'S RAJ.
>> LAZLO! CLAM!
ELEBUG IS MISSING.
I PUT HER UNDER MY FEZ LAST
NIGHT AND NOW SHE'S GONE!
>> SHE'S NOT GONE, RAJ.
SHE'S TURNED INTO A COCOON
ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PIMPLE.
>> RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK,
ELEBUG IS METAMORPHOSING
INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
>> LAZLO, YOU ARE RIGHT.
I CAN FEEL HER KICKING.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> ONE OF NATURE'S MIRACLES.
>> OH, IT'S HAPPENING.
I--I CAN'T SEE.
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
>> MOTHER.
>> DO YOU SEE HER?
TELL ME, TELL ME,
DO YOU SEE HER?
[ALL WHIMPERING]
IS SHE PRETTY?
>> [TRUMPETS]
>> AAH!
>> ELE?
>> [SCREECHING]
>> AAH!
>> ELEEE!
IT'S OK YOU'RE NOT PRETTY.
>> AAH! BUG!
>> WHAT? WHAT BUG?
BEAN SCOUTS AREN'T AFRAID
OF BUGS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> AH, PIPE DOWN,
YOU BUNCH OF BABIES.
IT'S A BUG.
UGH. EVEN THE ELEPHANT BOY
IS CRYING.
I DON'T SEE ANY BUG OUT HERE.
I--
AAH!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
COME TO THINK OF IT...
I THINK I'D RATHER HAVE A PUPPY.
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>> [SCREECHING]
>> [BLOWS HORN]