>> ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
ATTENTION, CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE TWO SCOUTS WHO
MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L
>> ♪ A
>> ♪ Z-L-O
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THAT TRIO WENT
TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
YODEL-LE-EEE ♪
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> SLINKMAN!
SLINKMAN, I NEED YOU!
[WHISTLING]
AHH.
[SHEEP BLEATS]
SLINKMAN, WHAT IS TAKING YOU
SO--
>> UH, SIR, THAT'S NOT AN
INTERCOM.
>> IT'S NOT?
>> NO, SIR.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> UH, THE FRAMED PICTURE I
GAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, SIR.
>> OH, YES.
WELL, UH, NEVER MIND THAT,
SLINKMAN.
I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS.
I NEED YOU TO HOLD MY CALLS FOR
THE REST OF THE DAY.
THE ALL-IMPORTANT GRAND LEGUME
COUNCIL PANCAKE BREAKFAST IS
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING,
SO I NEED ALL THE PREPARATION
TIME I CAN GET SINCE I, BROTHER
LILYTOES, AM THE KEYNOTE
SPEAKER, AN HONOR I WEAR--UH,
SLINKMAN, COULD YOU DO A LITTLE
ZIPPEROO THERE?
YOU CAUGHT A HAIR.
>> SORRY, SIR.
>> OK, FELLOW KRAZEE CHEMISTS,
GOGGLES ON!
>> GOGGLES ON!
>> HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS.
THIS COULD GET MESSY.
[EXPLOSION]
>> AAH!
EH?
>> WELL, THAT WAS DISAPPOINTING.
>> PERHAPS THIS CHEMISTRY SET
IS NOT AS KRAZEE AS THE BOX
CLAIMS.
>> NOT INSANE.
>> MAYBE I WASN'T MIXING THE
KRAZEE-EST CHEMICALS IN THE THE
KRAZEE-EST WAY.
>> PRECISELY, FELLOW KRAZEE
CHEMIST.
WHERE ARE THE KRAZEE CHEMICALS?
>> KRAZEE!
>> CLAM, NO!
>> KRAZEE CHEMICALS!
YAAH!
INSANE!
>> WELL, THAT WAS KRAZEE.
>> NO PROBLEM.
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN.
I DON'T THINK JELLY CABIN'S
COMING BACK, BOYS.
>> HOMELESS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> MYSTERIOUS KNOCKING AT THIS
HOUR?
BEAN SCOUTS AT THIS HOUR?
>> JELLY CABIN IS GONE,
SLINKMAN.
>> GONE?
AT THIS HOUR?
WHERE DID IT GO?
>> HEAVEN.
>> HEAVEN?
BUT IT WAS SO YOUNG.
WELL, LET'S SEE HERE.
CABINLESS SCOUTS.
HERE IT IS.
ACCORDING TO "THE BEAN SCOUT
HANDBOOK," "SCOUTS SUDDENLY
FINDING THEMSELVES WITHOUT A
CABIN ARE REQUIRED TO STAY
WITHIN 10 FEET OF"--
>> [SNORING]
HUH?
WHO'S THERE.
>> SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, SIR,
BUT WE HAVE 3 CABINLESS SCOUTS.
>> YEAH? SO WHAT?
>> SO ACCORDING TO "THE SCOUT
HANDBOOK," THEY'RE REQUIRED TO
STAY WITHIN 10 FEET OF THEIR
SCOUTMASTER.
>> SLUMBER PARTY WITH LUMPUS!
♪ SLUMBER PARTY WITH LUMPUS
SLUMBER PARTY WITH LUMPUS ♪
>> SLINKMAN, I APPOINT YOU
TEMPORARY SCOUTMASTER!
>> NICE TRY, SIR.
>> WAIT. SLINKMAN, SLINKMAN!
OH, I'LL GET THAT SLUG.
THAT SLIMY THING.
>> WHAT GAME SHOULD WE PLAY
FIRST, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> THE ONLY GAME WE'RE GONNA
PLAY IS GO TO BED NOW!
>> WE ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH
THAT ONE.
>> OH, IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
BASICALLY, YOU 3 GO TO BED NOW!
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT SPEECH
TOMORROW FOR THE LEGUME PANCAKE
BREAKFAST, AND I NEED MY SLEEP.
NOW, GO TO BED!
>> GOOD NIGHT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> GOOD NIGHT, CLAM.
>> GOOD NIGHT, LAZLO.
GOOD NIGHT, RAJ.
>> GOOD NIGHT, CLAM.
GOOD NIGHT, LAZLO.
>> GOOD NIGHT, RAJ.
SLEEP TIGHT, CLAM.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, LAZLO.
SLEEP TIGHT, RAJ.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, CLAM.
SLEEP TIGHT, LAZLO.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, RAJ.
>> [SNORING]
>> DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE,
CLAM.
>> BED BUGS--
>> ENOUGH ALREADY!
THE BED BUGS WILL NOT BITE.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN BEDS.
YOU'RE IN BAGS, BAGS!
NOW, GO TO BED!
>> DON'T YOU MEAN "GO TO BAG"?
>> AIGH!
[MUTTERING]
>> GOOD NIGHT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS!
>> HA!
MOST IMPORTANT SPEECH OF MY...
[MUTTERING]
[SNORING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
NOW WHAT?
>> I NEED A GLASS OF WATER.
>> CAN'T YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR
OWN SALIVA?
>> DON'T WORRY, SCOUTMASTER.
I'LL BE QUIET.
[PANS CLATTERING]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> YES?
>> WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR WATER
GLASSES?
>> ABOVE THE TOASTER.
>> OH.
[GLASS BREAKS]
SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> WHAT?
>> WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR
DUSTPAN AND DUST BRUSH?
>> HALL CLOSET.
>> OH.
>> OK. EVERYBODY GOT EVERYTHING
THEY NEED?
>> YES, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> EVERYBODY SAY THEIR
NIGHTY-NIGHTS?
>> YES, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS.
>> GOOD.
NOW, GO TO BED!
KIDS. THINK THEY'RE DARNED NEAR
TRYING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY AND
RUIN MY CAREER.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO
DO.
[MUTTERING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
I CAN'T SLEEP!
OH, NO, OH, NO, OH, NO!
I CAN'T SLEEP!
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
TOMORROW IS THE BIGGEST SPEECH
OF MY LIFE, AND I CAN'T SLEEP.
>> WE CAN HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP.
[MAN YODELING]
GOOD WORK, RAJ.
HOW IS THAT BRAZILIAN DEEP
SLEEP TEA, SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> OOH.
VERY SOOTHING.
>> LET'S HEAR THOSE OCEAN
SOUNDS, CLAM.
>> [IMITATES FOG HORN]
[IMITATES DOLPHIN CHATTERING]
>> WELL?
>> WELL WHAT?
DID YOU THINK SUCKERING ME WITH
SOME NEW AGEY SLEEP HOCUS-POCUS
WAS GONNA--
[SNORING]
>> GOOD NIGHT, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
[RING]
[REVEILLE PLAYING]
>> RISE AND SHINE!
>> UP AND AT 'EM.
>> [MUTTERS]
>> SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS?
>> [MUTTERS]
>> HE MUST BE VERY TIRED.
>> OR DEAD.
>> MAYBE HIS ALARM WASN'T LOUD
ENOUGH.
[TICKING]
[RINGING]
>> IF THAT DIDN'T WAKE HIM,
NOTHING WILL.
>> THE LEGUMES HAVE ARRIVED,
SIR.
>> PLAN "B"!
WE'LL NEED SOME FASHION
MAGAZINES, SOME ICE CREAM
STICKS, A PAIR OF SCISSORS,
SOME FISHING LINE.
>> THIS IS THE BIGGEST LEGUME
PANCAKE BREAKFAST I'VE EVER
SEEN.
>> THE GRAND LEGUME HIMSELF IS
HERE.
>> THE GRAND LEGUME, THE GRAND
LEGUME!
>> HE'S LOST WEIGHT.
>> THESE PANCAKES ARE TERRIBLE.
>> WE DIDN'T COME FOR THE
PANCAKES.
>> WE CAME FOR THE SPEECH.
>> WITHOUT THE ANNUAL PANCAKE
BREAKFAST SPEECH, THE LEGUMES
WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO EXIST.
>> AMEN.
>> SO TRUE, SO TRUE.
>> SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE'S
THE SPEAKER?
>> HERE I AM.
>> BROTHER LILYTOES, DON'T YOU
WANT SOME PANCAKES FIRST?
SIT WITH US, BROTHER LILYTOES.
>> YES. SIT WITH US.
>> BROTHER LEGUMES, OUR
ESTEEMED BROTHER LILYTOES WILL
NOW DELIVER THE LEGUME PANCAKE
BREAKFAST ANNUAL KEYNOTE
ADDRESS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> [MUTTERS]
>> [CHEERING]
>> OHH!
NIEDERMEYER!
[PBBT]
[MUTTERING]
[SPUTTERING AND SNORTING]
[BRRRP]
[FEEDBACK]
>> [SNORING]
>> OH, HEY! NIEDERMEYER!
BRAVO!
>> OH, WHY, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
AAH!
SLINKMAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU SLEPT THROUGH YOUR
PANCAKE SPEECH, SIR.
>> NO!
NOOOO!
COME BACK!
I WANT A DO-OVER!
I WAS JUST WARMING UP!
OHH!
YAAH!
>> GREAT SPEECH, SCOUTMASTER
LUMPUS.
>> ELOQUENT.
>> YOU MONSTERS WILL NEVER
SLEEP ANYWHERE NEAR ME AGAIN!
>> BROTHER LILYTOES, YOU'VE
IMPRESSED THE GRAND LEGUME!
HE WANTS YOU TO DELIVER THE
LECTURE AT TOMORROW MORNING'S
GRAND LEGUME BAGEL BALOO.
>> WHAT?!
BUT I--
>> SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BE
INTERESTED IN ANOTHER LITTLE
SLUMBER PARTY NOW, WOULD YOU?
>> LOOK!
JELLY CABIN IS BACK!
>> JELLY CABIN!
>> YAY!
UPSIDE-DOWN JELLY CABIN!
>> GUYS?
UH, BUNKMATES?
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
THOSE PANCAKES GET WORSE EVERY
YEAR.
>> GOOD NIGHT, CLAM.
>> GOOD NIGHT, LAZLO.
GOOD NIGHT, RAJ.
>> GOOD NIGHT, CLAM.
GOOD NIGHT, LAZLO.
>> GOOD NIGHT, RAJ.
SLEEP TIGHT, CLAM.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, LAZLO.
SLEEP TIGHT, RAJ.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, CLAM.
SLEEP TIGHT, LAZLO.
>> SLEEP TIGHT, RAJ.
>> [SNORING]
>> DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE,
CLAM.
>> BED BUGS--
>> ENOUGH ALREADY!
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