[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> ♪ THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> ♪ AND THEN THE TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O ♪
>> ♪ L-A-Z-L-O
>> ♪ AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
[YODELING]
[SHATTER]
>> SSH!
I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.
ALMOST.
THERE!
THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNED.
TIME FOR OUR SEANCE.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
>> YEAH.
I LOVE THE UNIVERSE BOARD.
>> THERE'S NOTHING MORE NATURAL
THAN ASKING AN INANIMATE OBJECT
HOW TO THINK AND FEEL.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
ASK IT FIRST?
>> HMM.
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING WHO OUR
SOULMATES ARE.
>> THAT SOUNDS INTRIGUING.
>> UGH!
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO
I'M DESTINED TO BE WITH FOR ALL
ETERNITY?
>> WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO
KNOW?
YOUR SOULMATE IS YOUR COSMIC
COPILOT.
>> YOUR KNIGHT IN SHING ARMOR.
>> OOH, EXCELLENT POINT, PATSY.
THAT'S WHY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
TO KNOW WHO YOUR SOULMATE IS AT
ALL TIMES.
>> WELL, I GUESS WE CAN START
WITH THE SOULMATE THING.
>> I'LL GO FIRST.
UNIVERSE BOARD, WHO IS MY SOUL
MATE?
DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SAID?
>> YEAH.
>> LAZLO.
>> TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T
KNOW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
MY TURN.
I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY SOULMATE
WILL BE A RUGGED AND
INTELLECTUAL SPACE MAN WHO WILL
TAKE ME ON WILD ADVENTURES
THROUGH THE UNIVERSE.
ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS HIS NAME.
UNIVERSE BOARD, WHO IS MY SOUL
MATE?
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HA HA!
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT IT
SAID CHIP!
HA HA!
A DUNG BEATLE.
HA HA!
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN!
WHO'S MY SOULMATE?
C-H-I-P.
HUH?
IT'S TRUE.
CHIP?
YOU CAN GIVE ME?
A DUNG BEATLE WHO'S A DUMB AS A
PILE OF ROCKS?
>> LOOK.
IT'S STILL MOVING.
>> SKIP?
>> WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> BOTH?
OH, NO!
>> IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
>> WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
>> OH, COME ON, NECKERLY.
THOSE ARE THE BREAKS.
>> NINA, THE UNIVERSE BOARD
PAIRED THE 3 OF YOU TOGETHER
FOR A REASON.
THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY THE MOST
COMPATIBLE GUYS IN THE ENTIRE
UNIVERSE, YOU KNOW, FOR YOU.
>> BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO GET 2?
>> IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S SO TALL,
ISN'T IT, GRETCHEN?
>> OH, YEAH.
OF COURSE.
>> HAS THE UNIVERSE BOARD EVER
BEEN WRONG?
>> NO.
>> SEE?
>> YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE THEM
A CHANCE.
>> I MEAN THEY CAN'T REALLY BE
AS DUMB AS EVERYONE SAYS THEY
ARE.
>> VROOM VROOM.
BEEP BEEP.
[LAUGHING]
AH.
HERE YOU GO.
>> THANK YOU.
HA HA.
>> UGH.
"DEAR CHIP AND SKIP, MEET ME AT
THE OLD OAK TREE AT 7 FOR A
ROMANTIC CANDLE LIT DINNER.
YOUR SOULMATE, NINA."
OK, HERE GOES NOTHING.
[LAUGHING]
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT IS IT?
>> I THINK IT'S A DONUT.
[SNIFFING]
>> IT SMELLS SWEET LIKE DONUT.
>> WAIT.
I SMELL FOOD, TOO.
>> I KNOW.
THIS IS A DONUT.
>> NO.
IT SMELLS LIKE A PICNIC, AND
THIS MUST BE A RAFFLE TICKET FOR
A DONUT GIVEAWAY.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PICNIC?
>> YES.
>> I SMELL THE FOOD, BUT I DON'T
SEE THE FOOD.
>> YOO-HOO!
BOYS!
I'M OVER HERE.
>> MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHERE THE
FOOD IS.
>> I SEE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY
PROBLEMS FOLLOWING THE
DIRECTIONS ON THE INVITATION.
[LAUGHING]
[FORCED LAUGH]
[LAUGHING]
[FARTING]
>> SO, WOULD YOU CARE TO GRAB A
SEAT?
>> OK.
>> WOULDN'T YOU GUYS RATHER USE
THE CHAIRS?
>> UH-HUH.
>> YES?
>> FOOD!
>> UGH.
MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO START
WITH AN AFTER-DINNER MINT BEFORE
DINNER.
>> OK.
CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER?
>> WET WIPES ANYONE?
>> OK.
>> WELL, YOU 2 CLEAN UP VERY
NICELY.
>> I'LL SAY.
I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN MY
FINGERNAILS.
HI!
>> BREAD, ANYONE?
>> DON'T MIND IF I DO.
>> SO, HOW ABOUT SOME LIGHT
ROMANTIC CONVERSATION?
YOU CAN START BY ASKING ME A
QUESTION.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY BUTTER?
>> ANYWAY, I THINK THIS IS A
GREAT PLACE FOR A CANDLE-LIT
PICNIC AMONGST SOULMATES.
ORIGINALLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT
DOING IT CLOSER TO THE LAKE, BUT
THEN GRETCHEN SAID, YOU KNOW,
"THE OLD OAK TREE HAS A BETTER
VIEW."
SO HERE WE ARE.
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE BOYS' VIEWS ON
EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY?
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
>> SHH!
MY TUMMY'S TALKING.
>> MY TUMMY CAN TALK, TOO.
SPEAK TO ME.
>> MAYBE YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD
ENOUGH.
TRY HARDER.
[GROANING]
NOPE.
STILL DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
>> WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
>> YEAH, SAY SOMETHING!
>> HEY THAT KIND OF HURT A
LITTLE.
>> SORRY.
>> COME ON!
TALK!
GIVE US SOME CONVERSATION.
>> BOYS...
DID YOU KNOW THAT GALILEO'S
FAVORITE COLOR WAS YELLOW?
BUT MINE'S PURPLE.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT PURPLE,
BUT I CAN TURN MYSELF BLUE.
>> SO THEY SAY THAT PURPLE IS
THE PREFERRED COLOR FOR MOST
SCIENTIFICALLY-MINDED PEOPLE--
IS HE OK?
>> PST, ARE YOU OK?
>> AM I BLUE YET?
>> NO.
HE'S FINE.
>> SO, THIS IS WHO I'M GOING TO
SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
NEVER QUESTION THE UNIVERSE,
NINA.
IT'S NEVER WRONG.
NEVER.
>> UH...
>> AH...
>> THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
YOU ARE NOT MY SOULMATES!
THE UNIVERSE WAS WRONG.
IT'S OFF-KILTER ON SUNDAYS!
>> WHAT'S KILTER?
>> NOT KILTER.
OFF-KILTER!
IT'S BUSTED, OUT-OF-WHACK, AND
BROKEN!
>> BROKEN?
>> BROKEN!
[CRYING]
>> I THINK SHE GOT UPSET.
>> YEAH.
>> SOMEBODY BROKE HER UNIVERSE.
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> WE SHOULD FIX IT.
>> YEAH.
>> FIX IT FOR NINA.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH...
[CRYING]
>> IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, UNIVERSE
BOARD.
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
>> HEY, NOW, DON'T PUSH ON THE
BACK GUSTERS.
>> IS THAT CHIP AND SKIP IN
SPACEMAN SUITS?
AND PUSHING A ROCKET SHIP?
>> UNIVERSE ROCKET'S A GO.
>> SIDE MIRRORS?
>> CHECK.
>> OXYGEN SUPPLY?
>> CHECK.
>> IGNITION?
>> CHECK.
>> CHIP, SKIP?
PRAY TELL, IS THAT YOU?
>> HUH?
OH, HI!
>> YOU ARE MY SOULMATES!
>> NO.
WE JUST BUILT A ROCKET SHIP TO
GO TO THE UNIVERSE.
>> AND WE BROUGHT THIS TO FIX
IT.
>> THERE'S NO NEED TO FIX IT
NOW.
YOU GUYS ARE IN SPACE SUITS, AND
YOU ENGINEERED A FINELY-CRAFTED
SPACE ROCKET INGENIOUSLY MADE
OUT OF...
BIODEGRADABLE MATERIAL!
IT WASN'T THE UNIVERSE THAT WAS
WRONG.
IT WAS ME!
OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING!
THIS MEANS WE CAN TRAVEL SPACE
AS A COSMIC TRIO.
THAT IS IF THERE'S SPACE FOR ME
ON YOUR ROCKET.
>> THERE SHOULD BE A HOLE IN THE
BACK.
>> AND HERE.
YOU'LL NEED THIS.
IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM.
>> ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
>> OK.
>> HURRY.
HOP ON.
>> HEY, SKIP.
>> YEAH?
>> I FORGOT THE WRENCH.
>> YEAH?
>> DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET
IT?
>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE THE
GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
WAHOO!
OH.
THANK GOODNESS THAT'S OVER.
NO NO NO!
AAH!
>> WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?
>> SECOND-STAGE CLUSTERS.
REMEMBER?
>> OH, YEAH.
[SCREAMING]
>> GODSPEED, SPACE BLAZER.
>> OH.
>> SHE IS ONE BRAVE AQUANAUT.
>> YEAH.
>> AAH!
>> ARE YOU MY SOULMATE?
>> NO, I'M YOUR BROTHER.
>> OH.
THIS UNIVERSE IS SO CONFUSING.
>> SO, HA HA.
WOULD YOU CARE TO GRAB A SEAT?
UGH.
MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO START
WITH AN AFTER-DINNER MINT.
WET WIPES, ANYONE?
HOW ABOUT SOME LIGHT ROMANTIC
CONVERSATION?
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