[TRUMPETING]
>> ATTENTION CAMPERS.
ATTENTION CAMPERS.
IT'S TIME FOR "CAMP LAZLO."
>> âª THERE WERE 2 SCOUTS
WHO MADE A FRIEND
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O
L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
>> âª AND THEN THE TRIO
WENT TO CAMP
AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN-O
L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª L-A-Z-L-O âª
>> âª AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O âª
[YODELING]
[SHATTER]
>> AND WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED DAY HERE
AT CAMP KIDNEY.
WE ARE HERE IN THE FOOD CHALET
TO PARTAKE IN THE ANNUAL COED
CHECKERS TOURNAMENT WHERE
MANNERS AND MATURITY ARE THE
NORM.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. SLINKMAN?
>> YES, PLAYER LAZLO?
>> WOULD IT BE BAD MANNERS TO
ASK WHY YOU'RE DRESSED IN A BAD
TOUPEE AND MUSTACHE AND USING A
FUNNY ACCENT?
>> COMMENCE CHECKERS.
>> AFTER YOU.
I INSIST.
>> NO, AFTER YOU, MY DEAR.
>> I SAY, GOOD SHOW, MADAM.
>> KING ME!
HA!
[LAUGHING]
>> WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON
THESE GAMES.
YEESH!
>> NOW, EDWARD, I REALIZE YOU
ARE IN LAST PLACE.
>> THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
>> CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> IT'S YOUR MOVE, EDWARD.
[MAKING FUN]
HA.
VICTORY AT LAST.
>> MEEP MEEP.
EARTH TO EDWARD.
COME IN, EDWARD.
IT'S YOUR TURN, BUDDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
CHECKERS?
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO WINS OR
LOSES.
KING ME!
IT'S ABOUT HAVING FUN.
[GROANING]
>> OH, I HATE THIS STUPID GAME.
AAH!
>> OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
YOU'VE JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A
ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE,
BUSTER.
>> FINE!
I DON'T NEED THIS.
GRR, CHECKERS.
>> PST.
HEY, LITTLE GUY.
IT'S ME.
OVER HERE.
CHEF McNUSELY.
>> OK?
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> I HEARD YOU GOT YOURSELF A
TEMPER TICKET.
>> A WHAT?
OH.
UH, YEAH.
>> WELL, WHEN A CAMPER SUCH AS
YOURSELF IS STRUGGLING WITH
THEIR MORE ABRASIVE FEELINGS,
THEY SEND THEM TO ME.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
COOK FOR ME?
>> JUST THINK OF ME AS YOUR NEW
FRIEND HERE TO HELP YOU WITH
YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM.
>> PROBLEM?
I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM!
>> HA HA.
OH, I KNOW, TOUGH GUY.
COME WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A LOT
LIKE YOU.
>> YOU USED TO BE A PLATYPUS?
>> AH, HERE WE ARE.
>> HUH?
I NEVER NOTICED THAT THING
BEFORE.
>> WELCOME TO THE TEMPER
TEE PEE.
CHECK IT OUT, BUDDY.
>> WOW.
THIS IS QUITE A PAD YOU GOT
HERE.
NOT TOO SHABBY, MR. M.
BUT WHAT'S IT ALL FOR?
>> FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
THIS IS WHERE SCOUTS SOME WHEN
THEY'RE UPSET.
>> I'M NOT UPSET!
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW.
[BLEATING]
OK, NOW.
HAVE A SEAT, AMIGO.
>> HELLO.
WHERE ARE THE CHAIRS?
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> OH.
>> COMFORTABLE?
>> EHHH...OK.
>> NOW, EDDIE, WE'RE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE GAME.
I'M GONNA SAY A WORD, AND YOU
JUST SAY THE FIRST WORD THAT
COMES TO MIND.
HERE WE GO.
CAMP KIDNEY.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
WE GOT STUPID GAMES AND THE FOOD
STINKS, AND--
>> UH-UH.
ONE-WORD REPLIES.
>> OH, GOTCHA.
>> UH-UH.
>> DOES THIS--
>> UH.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> ONE-WORD REPLIES.
>> I AIN'T--
>> UH-UH.
>> I DON'T NEED-
>> UH.
>> FINE!
>> HUGS.
>> SPITE.
>> CAMP BUYERS?
>> ANXIETY.
>> SING-A-LONGS.
>> DEPRESSION.
>> OH, UM, EDWARD, YOU--
>> LOSER.
>> NO, I MEAN YOU'RE--
>> A LOSER AT CHECKERS!
CHECKERS, CHECKERS, CHECKERS!
>> AH, NOW WE'RE GETTING
SOMEWHERE.
OK, EDWARD.
I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY HELLO TO
CHECKERS THE BEAR.
>> HE HAD TO BE CALLED CHECKERS?
>> HELLO, EDWARD.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE ALL THAT
PENT-UP FRUSTRATION AND LET ME
HAVE IT.
>> NAH.
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO TO ME?
>> I'M CHECKERS!
>> ARGH!
>> COME ON!
PUNCH ME!
>> GRR.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, EDWARD?
CAN'T HANDLE BEING SHOWN-UP BY A
LITTLE CHECKERS?
>> OH, NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT,
AIR BEAR.
GET READY TO POP!
>> TEE-HEE.
THAT TICKLES.
[GROANING]
[SCREAMING]
>> WHOO.
>> EDWARD?
HOW...
DO YOU FEEL?
>> I...
I...
WELL, ACTUALLY, I FEEL HAPPY.
>> CONGRATULATIONS, EDWARD.
I DUB THEE LITTLE HAPPY ROCK.
>> I'M HAPPY.
>> YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
>> YOU HEARD ME, YOUNG LADY.
YOU MARCH YOURSELF TO THE TEMPER
TEE PEE THIS INSTANT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU COME
OUT OF THERE WITHOUT PROPER
CHECKERS ETIQUETTE.
>> OM.
OM.
>> OK, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
>> WELCOME.
LITTLE HAPPY ROCK AND I WERE
JUST FINISHING OUR DAILY
AFFIRMATION.
>> DAILY AFFLICTION?
I GOT AN AFFLICTION FOR YOU, AND
HIS NAME'S LAZLO.
THAT ANNOYING MONKEY DOESN'T
KNOW SQUAT ABOUT CHECKERS.
>> HAPPY BIG ROCK, I FEEL THAT
LITTLE ALLIGATOR IS EMANATING
NEGATIVE ENERGY.
>> WISE PERCEPTION, LITTLE HAPPY
ROCK.
NOW, DO YOU THINK THERE IS
SOMETHING THAT WE MAY OFFER HER
TO HELP ILLUMINATE HER PATH?
>> WELL, PERHAPS WE COULD
INVITE HER TO JOIN OUR BEAN BAG
SHITAQUA.
>> INDEED, LITTLE HAPPY ROCK.
INDEED.
>> LITTLE ALLIGATOR, WILL YOU
JOIN US?
WILL YOU?
>> LEAVE ME ALONE.
HAND'S OFF, ROCK FREAK.
>> EASY NOW, SLUGGER.
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE IN THE
TEE PEE.
NOW, I'M GONNA SAY A WORD, AND
YOU SAY THE FIRST WORD THAT--
>> BALONEY.
>> SANDWICH.
AH-HA, WAIT.
>> LAME.
>> NO.
>> YES.
>> STOP.
>> WHY?
>> LOOK, I'M ASKING THE
QUESTIONS--
>> WHO?
>> ME!
>> ANGRY BIG ROCK IS MORE LIKE
IT.
>> HAPPY BIG ROCK?
>> UM, AHEM, RIGHT.
PERHAPS WE SHOULD MOVE ALONG.
OH, GREAT ANGRY ONE.
>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW
YOU.
>> THRILL ME.
>> âª IF YOU'RE HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS âª
>> âª IF YOU'RE HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW IT âª
>> âª THEN YOUR HANDS
WILL SURELY SHOW IT âª
>> âª IF YOU'RE HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR-- âª
>> STOP IT!
>> GROUP HUG!
>> ARGH!
>> YOU STOLE MY HAPPY.
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT,
SISTER!
>> NOW, NOW, EDWARD.
REMEMBER YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
CHILDREN, CHILDREN!
OH, NOW HOLD ON THERE.
>> WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
[CHATTERING]
>> ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
WHO'S READY TO PLAY A FRIENDLY
LITTLE GAME OF CHECKERS?
GRETCHEN, EDWARD.
>> I WON'T PLAY HER.
>> AND I WON'T PLAY HIM.
>> YOU'RE NOT PLAYING AGAINST
EACH OTHER.
>> WE'RE NOT?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY TOGETHER
AGAINST SOMEONE WHO TRULY
UNDERSTANDS THE SPIRIT OF THE
GAME.
>> NO!
>> LAZLO HERE PLAYS CHECKERS
JUST TO HAVE FUN.
>> HEY, GUYS.
PUT HER THERE.
[GROANING]
>> ALL RIGHTY.
WHO'S READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?
>> WE ARE!
>> YOU START, LAZLO.
>> HMM.
>> WATCH AND LEARN, YOUNG ONES.
>> EENIE, MEENIE--
>> JUST LOOK AT THAT
CONCENTRATION.
>> MO!
>> INCREDIBLE.
[CHATTERING]
>> OK, KIDDOS.
WE CAN DO THIS.
>> GRRR.
>> YOU'RE GOOD.
TIME TO UNLEASH MY SECRET
WEAPON.
LET'S SEE HERE.
>> THIS IS IT.
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
TIME TO FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE, AND
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE IN LIFE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
[CHANTING, "HAPPY PLACE."]
>> YOU CAN DO IT!
>> YOU GO, GIRL.
>> COME ON!
>> YOU CAN DO IT.
>> LOOK!
THEY FOUND IT!
>> I THINK THEY DID IT.
>> KING ME.
>> IT REALLY WORKED!
>> LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS
DONE.
[CHATTERING]
>> MR. McNUSELY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK THEIR HAPPY PLACE LOOKS
LIKE?
>> THEIR HAPPY PLACE, LITTLE
MONKEY, IS FOR THEIR EYES ONLY.
âª IF YOU'RE HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW IT--
>> SO, HA HA.
WOULD YOU CARE TO GRAB A SEAT?
UGH.
MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO START
WITH AN AFTER-DINNER MINT.
WET WIPES, ANYONE?
HOW ABOUT SOME LIGHT ROMANTIC
CONVERSATION?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]